Timeline Earth

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we maintain a satirical posture. And we never blink. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/8/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

This episode is all in the name, but the link below is required reading afterwards: https://astrostyle.com/aquarian-technocalypse/

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the precious time we have left. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (5/1/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the problem with dolphins. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/24/2024) Featuring, "Mr He Never Misses" Lee: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the joyful Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, Aaron calls The Guys together to discuss whether or nothing anything happens, as well as his new source of political disillusionment - the right. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/17/2024) Featuring the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth — — — On this episode, we discuss the Biden administration's hesitant menthol ban, the state of vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers, and Biden's various ethnic and cultural affiliations. — — — Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/10/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth — — — THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we take a dive into some marketing techniques. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/2/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we discuss the eschatology behind confusing behavior, planning out our Struggle Sesh, students in cages, and strategizing the future of the Penn Dutch question. Recorded (this time actually, but not really) LIVE every Wednesday! (3/26/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the Production Monkey, Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… Check out LineMart, our Official TLE Merchandise store: https://www.toplobsta.com/collections/timeline-earth On this episode, we discuss President Biden's cool new 'thing' he's doing, we talk about New York City and its importance to America and apparently other places also, and we round the show out with some light-hearted chit-chat about a guy being shot in the head and torso. Recorded (this time actually, but not really) LIVE every Wednesday! (3/20/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And as always, the mad professah Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this inaugural episode of Car's Wilder West, Car and Bird dive into the principles of the show and the plan going forward. Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we discuss the insane world of aircrafts and their incidents. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/13/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we explore Miami Beach's new measures to control spring break chaos, discuss upcoming COVID-19 vaccine developments, and sift through rapid news including a New Mexico classroom controversy, a disputed disability case, and political turmoil at home and abroad. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/6/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, we discuss setting yourself on fire, the new innovations of the fast food world, and we muse on our current and former presidents and their love of cum. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/28/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, the boys contemplate Birdo's latest illness and become the Number One NATO Tracking Podcast in America. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And of course, the team's erudite investigator: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, we discuss our embarrassing Superbowl totals bets and novice-level numerologists. We open up TLE Nation with coverage of the DMV Die-Ins happening in Florida, and the weirdness of both left and right. We read a very troubling "Listener" Review and give Tom our absolute best wishes. Finally, and as always, we cover our mentally ill president. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/14/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode Mike is back yet again to blow up my hope in a fan favorite conspiracy, but his alternate theory is even better!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth... On this episode, a perverted pilot looms overhead as we reflect on this coming period of podcasting decline. Also, the Capitol Dome turns gym for Republican reps and herds of animals are set to invade Europe in the coming year. We also cover the troubling lorikeet paralysis plague happening in Australia. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

On this episode, we discuss an excessively farting airline passengers, the banning of Zyn, Vince McMahon's whammer collection, and Fettermania updates. Follow the Timeline Earth @TimelineEarth for memes, hijinks, and elfish breakdowns. Check out the Patreon for more Over the Line content. --- Car (@TLE_Car) Paz (@TLEPaz) Aaron(@Steve_Sailer) Bird (@TLEBirdarchist) --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

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