Confidently Insecure

Woooohoooo! This week Zach takes us on a JOURNEY about his hookup with a big D-ed swifty while Kelsey unloads a juicy laundry list of sh*tty ex behavior. Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

What happens when you put Kelsey and two 6’+ lovers in one room together?! Well you’ll have to listen to find out! Plus Zach has an adult sleepover that may change the future of his s*x life FOREVER. Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Zach has a 24 yr old conundrum on his hands and Kelsey is baking a loaf of bread between her legs 🥖 PLUS Kelsey reveals a super power she possesses that helps her friends find LOVE 😍 (and s*x 👹) VOTE FOR OUR FRIEND SEQUOIA'S PODCAST bit.ly/49g5mxT Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Don’t you love it when friends push you to do something SCARY?! Find out why Kelsey called Zach a p*ssy and how it ended in a celebrity getting harassed. PLUS our girl on the ground MEG gets some evergreen relationship advice about her gym crush 😻 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Welcome to CONFIDENTLY CHAOTIC (werking title), the podcast where we’re absolutely sure we don’t learn anything!! After weeks of Zach begging, Kelsey has finally allowed us to dip a toe into madness (a completely unscripted ep!!). So follow along as K&Z vent about old hookups, concert disasters, and actual murder 👹👹👹 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

JK. But Miami is doing its damnedest to make sure no one has fun the entire month of March!! PLUS Kelsey tells us the horrifying origin of the Easter bunny (yep, meth is involved). Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week (and by week we mean month (and by month we mean ALWAYS)) Kelsey and Zach celebrate WOMEN 😍💖 From aviators, to inventors, to biblical b*tchz there is SO MUCH to appreciate and even more to learn 🤓 PLUS Kelsey quizzes Zach on his knowledge of her and (spoiler alert); he doesn't do well!!! Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week Kelsey and Zach deliver a *brief* history of BACHELOR/ETTE PARTIES, all the DOs and DONTs you need to know in order to throw a suckcessful celebration, AND some of the craziest party moments from YOU, our unbelievably hot listeners 👹😍😈 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Go home, Alabama, you’re drunk. And scary. And ruining peoples chances at starting a family 👼🏼 Whether you’ve watched every bit of news on this embryo crisis or don’t even know what an embryo is, this episode will clue you in (and maybe freak you tf out??). Listen to Kelsey school Zach on why this recent decision by the Alabama Supreme Court could be one of the biggest missteps in American history (dramatic, but srsly!!) Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Whether you fly once a day or once a year, there's something in this one for YOU 😍 This week Kelsey and Zach give you every air travel hack they've encountered (plus some the internet probably made up!). By the end of this episode you'll know how to skip through TSA, stay comfy/connected, AND trick your favorite airline into giving you free stuff ✈️ 💦 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Have you ever lost your cool at the water cooler? Is there a coworker or two that knows what your hard-cry looks like? Well this episode might be for you!! Cuz this week Kelsey and Zach talk about taking the emotion out of work and how to be professional as heck in alllllll situations Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Is this podcast even good?! Sure it has thousands of loyal listeners and a healthy ad revenue, but somehow we’re still not fully convinced 🧐 is there room for improvement or has IMPOSTER SYNDROME reared its ugly head? This week Kelsey gives us the nitty gritty of the mental illness that keeps perfectly amazing folk from shining as bright as they can!! Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

NYC & PHILLY LIVE SHOW TIX TOMORROW & WEDNESDAY: www.confidentlyinsecure.com They WERE your best friend, and sure the sex was great, but is it ever wise to embark on a friendship with an ex?! This week Kelsey and Zach feast on one listener’s DNF quest for advice and do a deep dive on the ups and (mainly) downs of trying to be friends with the formerly special someone 😵‍💫 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

PHILLY & NYC TIX: confidentlyinsecure.com Who else is H*RNY for HOtels?!? This week Kelsey and Zach break down the DOs and DONTs of 🌴 VACAY HOOKUPS 🌴 is it ok to ditch your friends to get a little taste of the locals? Does your type change DRAMATICALLY when isolated on the ski slopes and eager to HEAT THINGS UP 🔥 listen now and find out 😈 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

NYC & PHILLY LIVE SHOW TIX! www.confidentlyinsecure.com This week Kelsey tells Zach about the dangers of HORding; from the glamorization of it on TV to fire hazards to straight up health risks (we’re looking at you cat corpse in the kitchen) 🙀 this is your sign to get rid of those collectible McDonald’s cups and only keep sh*t that sparks joy (like this pod!!) Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We allll love to see a housewife flip a table, or a bachelor break down and sob, but what happens when the cameras of reality TV stop rolling?! This week Zach takes Kelsey down a dark road of death, depression, and the actual REALITY behind reality TV 🫢 Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

SHHHHHHH! this episode is one big juicy SECRET and Kelsey & Zach are spilling alllllll your family tea. From siblings with different daddies to grannies who are accomplice to MURDER, these stories will have you saying thank you GAWD for your regular, boring ass fam. Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

PHILLY LIVE SHOW: https://citywinery.com/philadelphia/events/confidently-insecure-live-kvz57o NYC LIVE SHOW: https://citywinery.com/new-york-city/events/confidently-insecure-live-ne8h2e HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU HOT SLuTZ!!!! Think you’re in for another boring resolution-based episode? Well THINK AGAIN!! Cuz we are hitting 2024 HARD in the WHORniest way with the history of PHONE SEX 📞💦 so dial 1-900-HOT-TALK and listen to some steamy steamy auditory goodness 00:00 Introduction and New Year's Welcome 01:06 Discussion about Live Shows and Tours 02:28 Reviewing Podcast Reviews 03:55 Dealing with Negative Feedback 05:25 The Power of Ratings and Reviews 06:19 Housekeeping and Gum Surgery 07:48 Ownership of Donated Sperm 09:13 Discussion about Gum Surgery and Self-Image 10:10 Creating a Time Capsule with Frozen Sperm 12:31 Phone Sex and Sexting Experiences 20:48 History of Phone Sex and Phone Sex Businesses 34:09 Centro University and Audio Porn Game 05:00 The Impact of Technology on Society 10:00 The Future of Work 15:00 Ethical Considerations in Technology 20:00 Privacy and Data Security 25:00 Artificial Intelligence and Automation 30:00 The Role of Government in Technology 35:00 The Digital Divide 40:00 Conclusion and Final Thoughts Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode, Zach and Kelsey celebrate the New Year and discuss their upcoming podcast tour. They also talk about sex toys and the possibility of creating their own. The hosts share stories about holiday parties, puzzles, and relationship updates. They review the highlights of 2023 and set goals for 2024. They also discuss the top songs, movies, Amazon products, and viral trends of 2023. The episode concludes with an announcement of their live tour and well wishes for the New Year. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and New Year's Celebration 02:00 Upcoming Podcast Tour 04:26 Discussion about Sex Toys 05:25 Creating a Sex Game or Toy 06:46 Hosting a Holiday Party and Puzzle Obsession 09:01 Gift Exchange and Relationship Updates 10:27 Hookup Stories and Recurrence 11:22 Thoughts on Thwacking and Dominance 13:17 Holiday Plans and Gift Exchange 15:00 Review of 2023 and Goals for 2024 20:36 Top Songs, Movies, and Amazon Products of 2023 27:01 Viral Trends of 2023 37:21 Goals and Achievements for 2024 39:19 Announcement of Live Tour and Conclusion Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Let’s get FESTIVE BTCHZ!! This week Zach takes Kelsey on a holiday trip around the world and boy oh boy do some countries do this season WAY better than America (we’re lookin at you, Norway!!) Tell us your families weirder holiday traditions in the comments below... Chapters 00:00 Introduction and LaCroix Spill 00:58 Christmas Shopping Tradition 02:24 Gifts for Sister and Christmas Markets 03:23 Holiday Party and Athlete 04:22 Energetic Leapers and Sinus Infection 06:10 Cold Plunge and DIY Gifts 07:10 Screenings and Breakup Bootcamp 08:37 Athlete's Injury and Advent Calendar 09:35 Creating Themes for Intimate Nights 10:20 Christmas Traditions and Gum Surgery 11:41 Fasting and College Comedy Festival 13:09 Krampus and Catalonia 14:08 Pudding Throwing and Yule Goats 16:58 Mango Trees and Pudding 20:08 Spider Webs and Whale Skin 25:02 Shoe Throwing and Pudding Sticking 26:27 Yule Goats and Pudding Throwing 27:52 Mango Trees and Pudding 29:19 Fried Chicken and Remembering the Dead 30:41 Pudding Throwing and Pudding Sticking 34:08 Banana Trees and Pudding 35:25 Pudding Throwing and Pudding Sticking 37:16 Raw Whale Skin and Pudding 38:08 Yule Goats and Pudding Throwing 40:08 Pudding Throwing in Slovakia Our Sponsors: * Check out : quince.com/kelsey * Check out Recess and use my code KELSEY for a great deal: www.takearecess.com Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/confidently-insecure/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy