Allegedly Astrology

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS KATE MIDDLETON? This very special bonus ep, we’re joined by the amazing astrologer Alice Bell to discuss the astrology of Kate Middleton’s recent gone girl media moment. We discuss Kate’s Big three, current transits, her synastry and composite with William, predictions, and more! Plus stayed tuned until the end of the ep for a vvvvvvvv special announcement! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch About Alice- Alice is a full-time astrologer, as well as the resident astrologer for British Vogue. She first got into astrology, because it helped validate certain personality traits she had always had trouble accepting, and it also made her more aware of what areas of life she needed to lean into to feel the most fulfilled. Through her work, she aims to help others find their unique life path and trust in their personal timing. She is the author of the book Trust Your Timing, which is about using astrology to better understand yourself and how you go about relationships, and she hosts the weekly astrology podcast, Astrology with Alice. Stalk Alice @stalkalice on IG or visit her website.

In this Patreon exclusive teaser, we’re covering the astrology of one of the scariest movies of all time The Exorcist. We discuss author William Blatty’s chart, the transits going on during the movie’s release, Linda Blair’s chart, and more! To hear the full episode, including more about the haunted set, sign up for our Patreon!

GATHER ROUND, SWIFTIES, WE GOT ASTROLOGY TO LOOK AT. This bonus episode, we’re looking at the astrology of the couple that has taken America’s hearts- Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. We discuss their synastry, what was going on when she attended the Kansas City Chiefs game at Arrowhead stadium, our predictions for this relationship and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

IT’S OUR SEASON 6 FINALE AND THE VENUS RETROGRADE THEME IS STILL GOING STRONG. We’re closing out this season by looking at the astrology of Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. We discuss their big threes (Spoiler: Sophie has the same big three as Rihanna), synastry, divorce filing transits and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

LET’S GET MUTABLE. In this episode (that comes with a trigger warning), we’re looking at the astrology of Armie Hammer and his family. We discuss his mutable Big Three, the transits happening when his allegations came out, what he has in common with his v scary family members, predictions, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

THAT MOON CONJUNCT JUPITER IN LIBRA IS V IRRESISTIBLE. The episode, we’re examining the astrology behind some of Ariana Grande’s most high-profile relationships. We discuss her Big Three, her synastry with Mac Miller, Pete Davidson, Dalton Gomez, and Ethan Slater, predictions for her upcoming year, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY VENUS RETROGRADE. We’re discussing the astrology of controversial married dating website Ashley Madison. We talk about the transits happening when it launched, the Venus retrograde when the site got hacked, Josh Duggar, its CEO’s Sag stellium, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

ALL HAIL QUEEN STEVIE. This episode, we’re diving deep into the astrology of the witchy baddie herself Stevie Nicks. We discuss her big three (Gemini Sun, Cap Moon, Taurus Rising), her hot AF synastry with Lindsey Buckingham, Stevie’s Saturn Return that coincided with the Rumours album release, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

NEVER MESS WITH FRAN DRESCHER. This episode we’re covering the astrology of the SAG-AFTRA and Writer’s Guild of America strike. We discuss what went down when the WGA started striking (hello Mercury Cazimi), the transits when SAG got involved, compare the whole strike to the 1960 strikes, make some predictions, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

HAMPTON COUNTY’S MOST INFAMOUS. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology behind the once powerful Murdaugh family of South Carolina. We discuss Alex aka Alec’s chart (even though he has three possible birthdays on the Internet), Paul’s Aries Sun / Pisces or Aries Moon mix, all the Gemini-ness happening when Paul and Maggie were killed, what was going on when the Netflix series came out, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit, Tiktok, Threads and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

K-POP LOVERS UNITE! This ep, we’re joined by v special guest astrologer and BTS ARMY member Alice Sparkly Kat to talk all about the astrology of the global phenomenon that is BTS. We cover their debut chart, the Cancer stellium of Army’s chart, predictions for their future, and more! About Astrologer Alice Sparkly Kat: Their goal is to bring reconstruction and historicism back into astrology and to bring mysticism back into storytelling. Their astrological work has inhabited MoMA, Philadelphia Museum of Art, and The Brooklyn Museum. They're the author of Postcolonial Astrology (May 2021) and Aligning Your Planets: An Astrological Journal for Self-Reflection, Growth, and Balance (July 2023). Their website is alicesparklykat.com. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

SHE’S A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD. LITERALLY. This episode, we’re covering the astrology of the iconic Barbie. We talk about her Big Three (what up mutable placements), how Jupiter plays a role in her being popular AF, what was going on when Barbie sales straight up tanked, Barbie’s evolution, the first-ever Barbie live action movie, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!

THAT LUNAR ECLIPSE IN TAURUS WILL GET YA. This episode, we break down the astrology behind the rise and fall of FTX. We discuss the Great Conjunction in Aquarius and crypto, Sam Bankman-Fried’s Pisces Sun and Moon, what was going on when FTX was founded, the Lunar Eclipse in Taurus that played a big role in the company’s downfall, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Threads, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!

GET READY FOR A REAL WHALE OF A TALE. LOLZ. This ep, we’re talking all about the life and career of Brendan Fraser. We discuss his Sag Sun, what was going on when the Mummy premiered, the Sag eclipse that happened when he attended the Hollywood Foreign Press Association luncheon in 2003, his career resurgence and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. We’re kicking off Season 6 with the astrology of Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. We discuss Miley’s Scorpio Moon, how Liam is Cap AF, their synastry, how an astrologer def was not involved in them choosing their secret wedding date, Dana sings, and more! To learn about the Malibu wildfire that was a pivotal point in their lives and relationship, join the Allegedly Astrology Patreon. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!

In this special mini episode, Dana goes solo to give you a deep dive on all the astrology deets surrounding the missing Titan tourist sub. If you want to learn more about the astrology of The Titanic, check out our previous episode here. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!

WE BACK WITH A BONUS EP AAAAAND A SEASON 6 ANNOUNCEMENT!!! This extra special bonus episode, we’re bringing you all the astro drama behind the pure sh!tshow that is Scandoval aka Vanderpump Rules’ Tom Sandoval cheating on his almost ten year life partner Ariana Madix with their castmate Raquel Leviss. We talk about so, so much — like how Tom is actually 40, Ariana and Tom’s Davison chart, predictions for each of their futures, and you know we are coming hard with so much synastry. PLUS so much more! Shout out to friend of the pod Alyssa Polinksy aka @starsxalyssa for getting us these sweet, sweet exclusive birth times. For more exclusive episodes, subscribe to the Allegedly Astrology Patreon. CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch

In this Patreon Exclusive teaser, we’re discussing the one, the only Jennifer Coolidge. We talk about her Gemini (Not Virgo!) Sun, her Scorpio Third House Mars Year that coincided with her breakout role as Stifler’s Mom in American Pie, her Second Saturn Return, Dana does some pretty good impressions of her, and more! To hear the full ep, sign up for our Patreon!

DOES LOVE EVEN EXIST ANYMORE?! This bonus episode, we’re covering the astrology behind the breakup of Sagittarius Sun Taylor Swift and Pisces Boi Joe Alwyn. We talk transits that were happening during their alleged meeting at the Met Gala, their biwheel (sad for us no birth time for Joe), what was happening when news of their breakup broke and more! Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology's Patreon for exclusive episodes and more Taylor Swift content! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!

WHO KNEW EYEBROWS COULD DO SO MUCH DAMAGE? In this bonus episode, we’re looking at the astrology behind the drama that keeps drama-ing between Selena Gomez, Hailey Bieber, and now Kylie Jenner. We discuss Selena and Hailey’s Aries Moons, how Mercury in Aquarius can really bring the mean girl energy, Hailey’s upcoming transits, Kylie and Travis Scott and so much more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!