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The Weekly Substandard Expanded Universe

Comedy

Weekly podcast in tribute to The Subbeacon podcast, formerly known as the Substandard podcast, full of garbage opinions, star war arguments, and pioneers of the podcast genre Dudes Counting. Described as "mediocre terrible" by Flagg Taylor.

Location:

United States

Genres:

Comedy

Description:

Weekly podcast in tribute to The Subbeacon podcast, formerly known as the Substandard podcast, full of garbage opinions, star war arguments, and pioneers of the podcast genre Dudes Counting. Described as "mediocre terrible" by Flagg Taylor.

Language:

English


Episodes
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Episode 171: #SuccessionFinale #BREAKING #First

4/24/2024
Backup Benny squats in for Thomas to talk about the 4th season of Succession and there’s even a partial ranking of the seasons. There will be spoilers, the finale probably hasn’t even aired yet in some timezones. There’s your warning.

Duration:01:21:22

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Episode 170: Brown Cheese Christmas in Norway

4/16/2024
Whoever said that you cannot release a Christmas episode in April, well, maybe you are right. But we are doing it anyway. In this episode you fin unique insights into Norwegian cuisine and the Austin real estate market. We can almost guarantee you that is a first for any podcast.

Duration:01:13:57

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Episode 169: Bullet Train

3/16/2024
You remember the movie Se7en? Well, Bullet Train is nothing like that. Also in this episode: Thomas teaches us about schnapps, there is a frozen wife, and a discussion of Reddit's finest subreddit.

Duration:01:10:37

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Episode 168: What if, Train?

12/12/2023
Two things. First, this is released a week after the last episode and seems way too predictable for a weekly podcast and makes me uncomfortable. Second, that The Lone Ranger got a greenlight for production raises so many questions. But we are glad its exists or otherwise this episode would not have content. Third, Chris is going to attempt some plumbing. What could possibly go wrong? Fourth, enjoy the counting podcast, kemosabe. Fifth, we are a counting podcast.

Duration:01:07:29

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Episode 167: Chris solves Disney

12/5/2023
Chris wants to take on Disney, Ryan has a new coaching career, and Thomas is suddenly interested in going to back to college in Germany.

Duration:01:04:49

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Episode 166: Only in Chicago

10/31/2023
Happy Halloween! Chris takes a trip to (through) the promised land, the boys talk Deion Sanders, and what is up with Ohio football?

Duration:00:51:13

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Episode 165: The Uber Ride

9/12/2023
Ryan takes the elderly on their first uber-ride, Chris does Oregon, and Thomas is upset about the quality of a certain genre of movies.

Duration:00:54:29

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Episode 164: Kandahar

7/16/2023
The boys chat about Gerard Butler's jousting movie.

Duration:01:20:21

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Episode 163: You Can Cut All That

7/1/2023
Thomas is on a roll with the jokes (not favoured by Chris and Ryan), Thomas has watched Bridgerton, Chris has a story from the WSJ about sex symbols, and Ryan exposes himself as a mobile phone pocket barbarian.

Duration:01:01:37

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Episode 162: Ryan's Singular Focus

6/19/2023
Ryan recently went on a roadtrip with a singular focus, the boys have watched James Marsden's vanity project, Thomas is excited about cruising in parks, and Chris thinks he is playing the Price is Right.

Duration:01:13:53

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Episode 161: Red Flags

5/17/2023
Chris attempts to make the entire episode about some unknown Minnesotan that no one has ever heard of. Now that\s a red flag. Also, Thomas brought 48 more.

Duration:00:54:06

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Episode 160: Gelatina Nigra

4/13/2023
Do you know what is in your nutritional supplements? We discuss this while Ryan is recording from his new studio. Chris has discovered that there are Swedish hockey players and Thomas previews the movie calendar for the rest of the year. And what do you know about call girl research and dick sizes? All this, and more in this packed episode!

Duration:01:00:32

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Episode 159: Escape rooms, spare wire, and sandwich cakes

3/5/2023
After some digging in the archives an unreleased episode has been unearthed. Thomas introduces a new swedish word and a new swedish food, Ryan struggles, and Chris has had a visit from his in-laws.

Duration:00:56:20

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Episode 158: The Recruit and con(gress) men

2/26/2023
Friend of the show, Jim with the Twins, joins the show to talk about The Recruit. Before they get to the show, they also discuss Congress' own Anna Delvey, Ohio sports teams, and (of course) cruises. Ahoy!

Duration:00:52:39

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Episode 157: Shay's exotic snake

1/27/2023
Shay K joins us to chat a little bit about Ghosts, the newest hit sitcom from CBS, but also takes his time to discuss various sports stars and his upbringing in Iran. We also address the controversy surrounding Steven Crowder and the Daily Wire in which there is no winner and only losers.

Duration:01:03:21

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Episode 156: Hundred Percent

1/19/2023
Episodes two weeks in a row? You can bet on it. Hundred percent. How do you train a child to start using the toilet? We can help. Are teenagers good drivers? A resounding no. Are we a true crime podcast? Probably. We also talk about one of the best movies of 2022 that Thomas had never heard of before this week.

Duration:00:57:41

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Episode 155: High-End Gays

1/12/2023
The SSEU returns! After an involuntary hiatus (Thomas should try to pronounce that on the show), we're back with an in-depth discussion of HBO's The White Lotus. We are joined by Ben Parker and ask all the good questions: Who were the gays trying to kill, if anyone? Are the hotel managers likeable? Why wouldn't you poop in a basket? And which fanbase sings Forever Blowing Bubbles?

Duration:00:59:35

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Episode 154: Celebrity Jeopardy, House of the Dragon, and Indiana

11/18/2022
Ryan shares some recent experiences from Indiana such as rodent pizza and a traffic update. Chris has watched Celebrity Jeopardy and was not impressed. Thomas is already on top of Twitter-alternatives. And how many teams are there in the Big Ten?

Duration:00:52:57

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Episode 153: Brussels, Constipation, and Nathan Fielder

11/2/2022
Thomas went on a trip, Chris has just learned about the Nobel prizes, and Ryan had a birthday!

Duration:00:42:09

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Episode 152: The Circular Economy

10/19/2022
The new circular economy is here to stay. Thomas brought a game for Chris and Ryan to play. Ryan has found a new Walmart. Chris is excited about the Gophers going undefeated late in the season.

Duration:00:49:53