Episodes
S5 E6 Creationism Is Weird
7/6/2023
Laura and Sara tackle the different theories of creationism in this episode, and spoiler alert - none of them make any sense at all! Turns out God is a molecule.
Duration:00:21:53
Bears In The Bible: Putting the Aww back in Rawr
5/4/2023
Laura and Sara dive into all the times that bears are mentioned in the Bible in this episode! Lots of imagery of mama bears protecting their young - it's both sweet and terrifying!
Duration:00:16:10
Easter's Pagan Origins or how Laura Became an Egg Goblin
3/30/2023
Sara and Laura tackle the origins of Easter in this episode! Surprising no one, it's origins are rooted in pagan tradition! They get into the a lot of weird nonsense, so buckle up!
Duration:00:22:08
Psalms and the Justification of Child Murder
3/16/2023
Spring is the time of rebirth so what better topic could Laura and Sara pick than child death? We're super tapped in, clearly. They get into the difference references to child murder in the book of Psalms in this wild episode!
Duration:00:15:14
Jesus vs Gandalf: Who would win in a fight?
2/16/2023
Sara and Laura tackle all of Jesus's miracle stories, and ask the hard hitting questions like, who was more badass? Jesus or Gandalf?
Duration:00:19:35
The Beheading of John the Baptist (or How to Get Ahead in the Family)
2/2/2023
Sara and Laura get into the beheading of John the Baptist! Turns out his loincloths and locust couldn't save him this time!
Duration:00:17:09
Veil Of Veronica - The Spotty Cloth
1/12/2023
After an unexpected hiatus, Bible Bitches is BACK! Today we're talking about the Veil of Veronica. Turns out, people loved to buy women's soiled cloth's even back then.
Duration:00:14:30
Abortion Part 2: The Current State
7/1/2022
Laura and Sara tackle abortion rights from the 1970's to present, with a lot of soap boxing and arguing about political approaches along the way. They also address the bible verses that are used to justify the anti-abortion position, as well as resources for who live in trigger states. If you or a loved one is having difficulty finding abortion care, please reach out to Sara Hof or Laura Barclay via twitter or instagram and they will help you find resources.
Duration:00:49:30
Abortion Part 1: The Her-story in America
6/16/2022
Laura and Sara get into the history of abortion up to the 1970's in the first of a two part series on abortion in America. It's pretty wild why it became illegal in the 1800's and what clergy did to help women in the early part of the 20th century!
Duration:00:29:53
Marvel Cinematic Universe - Part 2
6/2/2022
Laura and Sara tackle why we even need a god. Sara says Nah, Laura's like Yeah. Then they high five and agree to disagree. It's a pretty good time.
Duration:00:35:52
Marvel Cinematic Universe - Part 1
5/19/2022
In the first of this two part series, Laura and Sara review some Norse mythology in the MCU! And it's Loki amazing! Bad dum tiss!
Duration:00:28:07
Knights Templar Part 2: The Speculations
5/5/2022
Laura and Sara get into how the Knights Templar still exists in modern culture and speculate wildly about what kind of people were actually a part of the templar. You know, the usual nonsense.
Duration:00:30:47
Knights Templar Part 1: The Facts
4/14/2022
Laura and Sara tackle the history of the Knights Templar in the first episode of this two part topic! There's war, intrigue, riches untold! Tune in to find out!
Duration:00:24:43
King Jehoram of Judah: More Like King Jerkoram of Jackassery
3/31/2022
In this episode, Laura and Sara tackle the little known story of King Jehoram and his reaction to the problem of mothers eating their babies. Turns out, no one wins in that situation, except God's prophets. Elijah and Elisha for the win!
Duration:00:42:13
Old Testament Zombies: Only Ezekiel gets the Valley of the Bones
3/16/2022
Laura and Sara kick it old school, talking about Ezekiel's vision of God embuing a whole valley of old bones with life. It's as sexy as it sounds.
Duration:00:38:20
Hands by Jewel
1/6/2022
Laura and Sara tackle a secular song (!) that was bastardized by the a Christian youth group! Turns out doing that can cause religious trauma! Tune in to find out how and listen for an easter egg about how Laura's sister almost got arrested!
Duration:00:30:35
Wild Goose Live 2021
10/14/2021
Sara and Laura live at Wild Goose 2021!! They talk about the manipulative aspects of modern Christian worship, which is as about as wild as it gets! Lots of people share their stories too!
Duration:01:06:03
Take Me to Your Leader
9/23/2021
Should the Newsboys be pun-alized for the lyrics to Take Me to Your Leader? Sara says yes. It's pun-believable what they did with this song! Ok ok, I'll stop with the terrible word play, but for real, listen to this episode and pat your self on the back for never making some many forced puns at once! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IUQOlMG0lA
Duration:00:29:49
I Get On My Knees
8/26/2021
Oh snap! Laura and Sara bag on "On My Knees" pretty hard on account of how sexual and problematic it is! Definitely worth a listen (though Laura would disagree)! But for real, if "I get on my knees"? Is she serious? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeMnNTnHBaw
Duration:00:27:45
It is well with my soul
8/12/2021
Sara and Laura get all serious in this episode on the hymn, "It is Well with My Soul" by Horatio Spafford. It was written in the wake of a tragedy, so buckle up for some real emotions!
Duration:00:35:01