Don't Mess with Christine Sydelko and Chris Klemens

We thought you might like this new podcast, Wild Wild Tech. Hear a preview episode here, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, or wherever you listen. You can't own an iPhone and be a bad person, at least according to Apple. Director of "Knives Out" and "Star Wars: The Last Jedi" Rian Johnson exposed Apple's strange product placement policy in a video online for Vanity Fair. But hosts Jordan Erica Webber and Joshua Rivera discover that this has been going on longer than most of us would expect. First we hear from Dean Browell, the creator of the The Macintosh Theory, who first noticed these spoilers in commercials and Fox's hit "24." Then Joshua Peterson, a production designer who has seen Apple rules firsthand, and throws a wrench into the spoiler theory. Is Apple's influence on story just aggressive marketing or will it actually ruin creativity in filmmaking? Follow Wild Wild Tech Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wildwildtechpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/wildwildtechpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris regales us with tales of dust, medical masks, and Katy Perry in this special Coachella edition of Don't Mess. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's really nothing you can say about this episode. You simply have to listen to it to experience the sheer genius of Christine and Chris doing weird impressions for thirty minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This entire episode is Christine and Chris attempting to do accents, with mixed results. Let's just say that Chris' Jamaican accent will be forever seared into your memory. It's that amazing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris' close friend, actor Eileen Sanford, competes with Christine to see who knows Chris better! What odd pet obsession did Chris develop as a child? What is Chris' middle name? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YouTuber Andrew Lowe @andrewlowe joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about all the internet's greatest conspiracy theories. Is Katy Perry really a grown-up Jonbenet Ramsey? Probably not. But we're going to talk about it anyway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some people watch The Bachelor, and some people hate-watch The Bachelor. Chris and Christine fall somewhere in between. If you've ever wanted to know anything about the phenomenon that is this season's The Bachelor, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's taken a lot of convincing, but Chris finally persuaded Christine to do an ASMR episode. So here it is, in all its glory, complete with ASMR Mad Libs. We hope your ears enjoy it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you not care about the Oscars? Well, neither do Christine and Chris. Which is precisely why this is the only Oscars Recap you'll need to listen to. Ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine and Chris play a game of GUESS THAT NOISE! Play along at home as they try to guess what the other has secretly recorded in their new house. It's fun for the entire family! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine & Chris get high and try their hand at performing the art of Foley Sound, the sound effect recording process employed in pretty much every movie you've ever seen. The results of their efforts are...uhhh...something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine and Chris quiz each other about the celebrities and quasi-celebrities who populate the site famousbirthdays.com. If you've ever wanted to know the name of a celebrity's mother or pet, this episode is for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine designs a custom history quiz for Chris about her favorite subjects in world history. You might actually learn something from this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine and Chris take listener questions on this special advice episode of Don't Mess! Please don't make any important life-changing decisions based on anything you hear on this show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chrish Guerra (@MistaChrish) joins Christine and Chris in the studio to talk about the dumpster fire that was 2018. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the three brand-new roommates read each other's birth charts to see if they're compatible. That's right...birth charts, a totally real science. It's proven, fact-based, science that is 100% infallible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christine and Chris rented a house with Andrew Lowe (@andrewlowe)! Listen as all three new roomates regale you with tales of dead Uhaul truck batteries, puppy mishaps, and plans for which video game console will rule the house. Additionally, there's a special listener superlative section where you'll finally find out which roomie is most likely to have sex on the coffee table. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this special New Year's episode of Don't Mess, Christine and Chris get high in front of Christine's Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this very special holiday episode of Don't Mess, former vine star Chrish (@MistaChrish), joins Christine and Chris in the studio to wax poetic about holidays past. Also, there's lots of singing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's quiz-show time! Christine's Mom joins us in the studio to see just how dumb...uh...I mean, smart...Christine and Chris are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices