Big Soy Naturals

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, you enjoy living don't you? We love living here at Big Soy Naturals LLC, we love breathing and living and I, Producer Lain, have never thought about killing myself. Just thought I'd let everyone know that! We <3 Living! Kenny and Virgil were minding their business, checking the leaked AIPAC donations on their phones while having 2-3 beers behind the wheel, when they discovered the largest donation of $11 million was ALLEGEDLY given by the CEO of OnlyFans, Leonid Radvinsky. This sent your favorite they-devils down a rabbit hole that includes XCOM forum moderators, domain name scams, alleged sex trafficking, alleged family business criminal rings, and many alleged links to OnlyFans coordinating with other nefarious agencies to serve econimic interests through state violence. Allegedly! Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited Inside The Israel Lobby’s New $90 Million War Chest (levernews.com) AdminLeo: Only Fans Owner's Dubious Financial History Facebook accused of blacklisting OnlyFans’ rivals (bbc.com) Dangaard v Instagram (arstechnica) Leo's Dad's investing portfolio OnlyFans Statistics 2023 (techreport.com)

If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited CDC 2009 H1N1 Report Swine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily) The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian) In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times) Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)

Kenny and Virgil are LIVE outside FuckJerry Headquarters holding signs with opinions on them. Opinions like "jeans feel weird" and "your suspiciously meticulous zionist posting schedule is duly noted." They look at FuckJerry's content before and after October 7th and dive deep into the history of the content-farm juggernaut. Peering into the looking glass made by a tech bro at his prime (the 2010s), your favorite they-devils dare to ask the question: what does silence and action look like for a corporate content creator? Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the "if Kenny autistic, why cool with friends?" debacle. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Call Them Stigmas seek to get at why heterosexual women put themselves in positions to be hurt by men who don't see them as fully realized individuals. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn! Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter

Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offices, your They-Devils reflect on what led us here, and what we can expect to come hurtling at us, piloted by an Xbox Controller. Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: Remarks by Secretary Mattis on the National Defense Strategy US military chief says tech giants should work with Pentagon US military teams up with Silicon Valley to revolutionize the battlefield Unable To Recruit Enough Techies, The Military Is Partnering With Universities and Start-Ups The Military-Technological Complex: How the US Army Works With the Civilian Tech Industry Activision Blizzard Xbox Merger Announcement Microsoft Closing In On $70 Billion Deal To Buy Activision Blizzard This Was Inevitable ’Hack the Pentagon’ Pilot Program Opens for Registration Microsoft Employees Open Letter to the CEO Additional Citations

We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible. outro: YMRM by Ogre Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter

Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize outputs during your hoe era, what to do about an unrequited crush, how to survive white suburbia, and make friends when you have sexy and off putting vibes (autism). Call into our Hotline (609) 285-3494 ! note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there outro: Disneyland by Ogre Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain’s Twitter

This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ ! FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with that though.. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Lauren's Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter music cred- Outro: Radio Tower by Ogre

Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your favorite they-devils take a look on how the game was made, how it was played, and what exactly, the military was trying to say to the youth of America in the wake of 9/11. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: Theaters of war Military Recruitment through Twitch Behind the Scenes of COD: Modern Warfare COD & the Military Industrial Complex WaPo - If video games spur gun violence, it’s only in the United States music cred: Intro/Outro: Virgil Masters Dramatic music: Immense by Keys of Moon | https://soundcloud.com/keysofmoon Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons CC BY 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dY Okay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Part 2 traces the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connects the post-Cold War scrambling for new wars by defense contractors, US officials, military leaders and right wing intellectuals to the rise of video games as a pedagogical method and recruitment tool. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: War Play by Cory Mead Clash of Civilizations by Samuel Huntington End of History and the Last Man by Francis Fukuyama

There is a pipeline from video games to the US military and it goes forward and backward and side to side, just like the buttons on your Gameboy Advanced. In this first installment, we look at the history of video game development and learn that when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when the eternal war machine was carrying you, dear gamer. We come very close to accusing Activision of doing 9/11, but we show some restraint. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Works Cited and Further Reading: US Army e-sports fake prize giveaway Prince Harry on Afghanistan 7 years of reports from the Marine Corps entertainment liaison office Pentagon and Call Of Duty linked Atlantic Council Board of Directors Atlantic Council donors Atlantic Council - Chance Glasco Activision Blizzard - Frances Townsend Bush era torture apologist at Activision Frances Memo Activision Blizzard - Brian Bulato Eating For Free - Captain Marvel & The U.S. Military's Hollywood Propaganda Machine (Part One)

Lonelies and the Perpetually Unlucky in Loves, rejoice! For your divine theminines are here to give you romantic advice. Unfortunately, a lot of you are even more mentally ill this year. And so, in her infinite grace and wisdom, special guest Joan Summers has come on behalf of Saint Valentine to help Kenny and Virgil help you decide what to do about unwanted crushes, friends having affairs, choosing the right e-girl, and whether moving will solve all your problems. Part two is on our patreon linked below! (ran into a few audio issues this episode, if you have any questions or concerns please forward them to your local congressperson with subject line: Give Lain The Key To All The Cities. Thank you.) Patreon Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain’s Twitter Joan's Twitter

This week, your heroes — Kenny, Virgil, & Greg, dive into Dumbledore’s hole for the very last time. We assemble the final pieces of the rationality puzzle including the clandestine labor practices of ChatGPT and what it takes to build the Cyber Truck (Not Sponsored). Finally, with Valentine’s day right around the corner, we wrap the episode with a tender look at Yudkowsky’s OKCupid profile and determine if we're a match to join his poly dance card! note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. intro song: AI Blues by Crooks & Nannies outro song: Houses by Touch Excellent Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

The girls are fighting here in Dumbledore’s hole! In contrast to the evil computer hive mind that has all these rich people wetting the bed, most of them are not in complete agreement on how this spooky microchip is actually supposed to work. This week, Kenny, Virgil and Greg talk about Mark Zuckerberg shade, Grimes’ chat with a glorified Akinator, OkCupid, and Virgil uses their math degree to explain us a thing. note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Basilisk? A lot of people apparently. But don’t feel bad, pay pigs and prayer warriors, they are all the worst. This week, it’s part two of Dumbledore’s Hole. Kenny, Virgil, and Greg are spelunking deeper into this old wizard’s caverns to find the Singularity Believer’s most fearsome enemy; Roko’s Basilisk. But why does a (very very dumb) thought experiment written by a forum poster have some of the richest, most powerful people in the world trembling under their blankets in their race-car beds? Your three favorite AI-generated podcasters aim to find out! note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter

It's a big one, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Kenny and Virgil are headed down Dumbledore's Hole into the Realm of Singularity and the School of Less Wrong, a theory that may or may not have been invented by a published fanfic writer who is so terrified of death that he takes 100 pills a day. Joined by the level-headed economics understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show, the trio take a gander at a world filled with rouge AI, rationalism, atheist movements, private islands, "think tanks", libertarians, rational polyamory, Harry Potter, Jeffrey Epstein connections, and Grimes. All to find out one question: why are the richest, self-labeled autodidacts so afraid of their own machines? note: our website is going through a redesign ! soon you will find all our citations and a bunch of other mind expanding content there. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil's Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Greg's Twitter Gorilla Radio Show Works Cited and Further Reading: Futuarchy: Vote Values, But Bet Beliefs The DAO: the future of decentralized governance Overcoming Bias: Two Types of Envy Policy Analysis Market Silicon Valley Questions the Meaning of Life Richard Smith: Will I Make it to 2045 and Become Immortal? At the Growing Billionaires' Dinner, Tech Stars Move to Grown-Ups' Table RationalismWiki History of Less Wrong

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Virgil's Tumblr Kendall's Tumblr

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this year, since they are already perfect. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Virgil's Tumblr Kendall's Tumblr