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Well, Hello December! The boys are back at THE ROUNDTABLE kicking off the Christmas month on a high note. We learn early that Eliseo wants to join Onlyfans so he can sell his feet pics. Will keep you posted with updates and links. Famous food blogger, Keith Lee visits Houston and tries some local food spots. We discuss his positive reviews and question his rating system. Diddy steps down from Revolt TV. Is he canceled? Moving on, do men get pleasure by upsetting women? Why are men so immature? Jeannie Mai accuses Jeezy of cheating during their marriage. Did Aaron Hall know his child's mother, Gloria Velez was 16 when they met? We ask the question, how young is too young? The "Catch Me Outside" girl is pregnant. Who's the father? Is it a super producer? We show the man who stabbed Derek Chauvin some love. T.I.'s son King is still standin on business, and we wrap it up with a conversation about Christmas and if holidays still hold the same weight as in the past. Tune in and enjoy the show! Connect with THE ROUNDTABLE: Mr. Luke 👨🏾‍⚖️ @MrLuke713 Kritina 👸🏾 @sexxiladyt Eliseo 🇲🇽 @eliseo_calzoncin D. Francis 👤 @dfrancismba

Thanksgiving week and the fellas are back at THE ROUNDTABLE. This week we found out Diddy is facing more lawsuits from the early 90's. Should there be a statue of limitation on sexual assault accusations? Also former police officer Derek Chauvin was stabbed in prison. Are we wrong for not caring? Comedian Matt Rife drew backlash for a domestic violence joke. So we asked the question should there be a line drawn for jokes? Snoop Dogg trolled us about him quitting smoking only to reveal he was promoting a smokeless fire pit. Good marketing strategy? The Texas lost a big game to the Jaguars, Andre 3000's flute album streams well and T.I.'s son, King stands on business. We discuss these things and more. Thank you for listening and enjoy the show!!

Yes indeed, we're back at THE ROUNDTABLE! This week we sit down with our special guest Darrell P. and we discuss a wide range of topics. We kick things off discussing the highly anticipated 1st solo album of legendary Andre 3000. Is he a genius for the flute album? Also this week we learned Cassie is suing Diddy over some very serious allegations. According to a former family friend, Will Smith and Duane Martin have a very very close relationship. Snoop Dogg kinda makes a big announcement regarding his smoking and more. Tune in and enjoy the show

Here we go! Another week, and the fellas are back at THE ROUNDTABLE holding it down. While catching up, we learn that a strange insect bit Eliseo on his jack-off arm. Also, we learn that Mario Lopez is a proud Mexican-American man. Has he been code switching? And we discuss if "acting whiter" is necessary in the work force. New Edition announced their 2024 Las Vegas Residency. Are we excited? Who else would we like to see in Vegas? In hip hop news, rapper Dee-1 calls out Rick Ross, Meek Mill and Jim Jones for their negative rap lyrics, and the rappers respond. Also, is Mr. Luke finally giving up in the war against ratchtness? A cross dressing mayor commits suicide after being outed, Keke Palmer shares details in her ugly break-up, Jeezy, for some reason, is interviewed by Nia Long and much more. Oh and the Turkey Leg Hut owners seem to be splitting up. What happens to the business? Tune in to the show and make sure to drop us a "like" and SUBSCRIBE. Thank you and enjoy the show!

Back at THE ROUNDTABLE, Mr. Luke and Eliseo hold it down while Kritina is out of town. We kick things off this week on a somber note discussing the death of actor Matthew Perry. The conversation continues to discuss the Friends vs. Living Single drama. We heard a rumor about Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade divorcing. We couldn't complete this episode without discussing the outing of Dwight Howard through public court documents. Then we pose the question What would you do if you found out your spouse had an Onlyfans account? Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen confirm they do have plans to marry in the future. Finally, we have a real and honest discussion about the way black ignorance is viewed from other races perspectives, the setbacks that led to the current state and much more. Tune in and enjoy the show!

This weeks episode is another fun-filled show. Kritina was out handling business but Tia stopped by and held it down in her absence. After we Swear In, we get into a quick debate over sports trolling and this question is posed, "Is Mr. Luke a fairweather fan due to his trolling? We then discuss the book Britney Spears is writing and discuss the news that she and Justin Timberlake had an abortion. We also learned this week that Sexyy Red is pregnant. Is DJ Envy guilty of knowing his partner was scamming people? Is Zoe Zaldana guilty of raising her sons in a gender neutral home? Piggybackin off that topic, uuqTia and Eliseo have a damn good gender discussion. We learn Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz have an upcoming album, the Astros force a game 6, the Saints lose 2 weeks straight and much more. Tune in and enjoy the show!

Another week, another fun episode! We're back at THE ROUNDTABLE and Jada Pinkett AKA Hurricane Jada is on a book tour spilling all the beans about her relationship with Will and more. Have any of us listened to Drake's new album yet? Did we watch the BET Awards? And when did Cheesecake Factory become a bad first date? We answer all these questions and more. Also, Sexyy Red leaked a sex tape and its interesting to say the least. Cristiano Ronaldo is trouble for hugging someone, Texans VS. Saints and the war in Isreal. Do we care? Tune in and enjoy the show!

Its another week and we're back at THE ROUNDTABLE!! We start the show off discussing our weeks. Eliseo attended a few concerts and Kritina visited Chicago. After swearing in we discuss Keefe D's arrest for Tupac Shakur's murder. We move along to send well wishes to Krayzie Bone after hearing of his hospitalization. From there we discuss the dopeness of 90's music, from Bone Thugs N Harmony to NSYNC. We briefly touch on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as well as the Texans and JJ Watt being inducted into the Texans Ring Of Honor. We then have a discussion about Brittany Renner and the 35 men she's been with and from there discuss the good, bad & ugly about "hoe phases" and body counts. As always ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning in and WELCOME TO THE SHOW!! Connect with THE ROUNDTABLE: Mr. Luke 👨🏾‍⚖️ @MrLuke713 Kritina 👸🏾 @sexxiladyt Eliseo 🇲🇽 @eliseo_calzoncin D. Francis 👤 @dfrancismba

Fresh off a night at the Fort Bend County Fair Cookoff the team is back at THE ROUNDTABLE for another episode. We kick things off discussing the growing number of celebrity marriages that are ending and we move on to what "high value" means between the sexes. Also, we discuss rapper Sexyy Red's new lip gloss line and the flavor names, Chrisean Rock's new motherhood struggles and we debate if it's ok to date a friends ex. Check out the show and join us for more laughs and information!

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Never fear, the 3 amigos are here! Mr. Luke, Eliseo & D. Francis hold it down this week while Kritina is living her absolute best life in Las Vegas. She's out of town but was able to check in with us via phone. In the news this week, Trump got arrested and his mugshot was released. Can he still win the presidency again though? And Steve Harvey is getting divorced according to the internet. We'll discuss these topics and more including Bob Barker passing away at 99, a new potential Child Support law and oops we apologize but our batteries on our new cameras are dying. Short episode but we still delivered! We've got some kinks to work out, but we appreciate y'all growing with us through every step! Tune in and enjoy the show! 👨🏾‍⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️👨🏾‍⚖️

Well ladies and gentlemen, the end of season 2 is here. On this episode we kick things off touching on the now infamous Alabama Riverboat brawl. We discuss this generation's softness in comparison to previous generations. Wayne Brady reveals his sexuality, Barack Obama once had fantasies of men, Lil Tay fakes her death and much more. Also, we close season 2 with a deep discussion on race and the perception others may have from the outside looking in. Dope episode and we hope that you enjoy. See you in season 3 (0:00) Opening Track/Eliseo Gets Violated (3:30) Show Intro (Reggae) (8:20) Swearing In (9:18) The Alabama Riverboat Brawl (15:50) Was It Wrong To Hit The Lady With The Chair (22:25) Is This Generation Soft? (26:15) Kritina Loses A Ding (27:15) Disrespecting Our Ancestors (30:30) Modern Day Segregation (34:57) How Do Other Races View The Alabama Brawl Celebrations (37:50) Wayne Brady Announces He's Pan-Sexual (41:50) Is Billy Porter An A-List Celebrity?? (43:33) President Obama Fantasized About Men?? (49:30) Why Do People's Sexual Preferences Matter?? (50:41) Lil Tay Death Hoax (53:50) California Store Looted By Flash Mob (54:35) Race & Perception THE ROUNDTABLE discussion (1:15:20) Happy Birthday Eliseo & Mr. Luke (1:16:10) Closing Remarks/Outro

And just like that we're back at THE ROUNDTABLE for more laughs & information and Lizzo did what?? We kick it off this week discussing Jamie Foxx and his post that went viral for seemingly being Antisemitic. Do you think the post is taken out of context? We also discuss Lizzo and the sexual harassment lawsuit she's currently facing. Is she guilty? And what is this talk about bananas? We also touch on the Lil Meech story and how he got busted on a neighbors Ring cam. Ladies, would you risk your relationship to sleep with Drake? Fellas, would you accept your girl back after she's slept with Drake? RIP to the legendary PeeWee Herman and Angus Cloud. Tune in and as we laugh and discuss these topics and much more! (0:00) Opening Track/Opening Banter (2:45) Show Intro (6:20) Swearing In (7:05) Jamie Foxx Antisemitic?? (13:43) Should You Apologize If You Unintentionally Offend Someone (15:25) 50 Cent Cent Says He's Had Every Type Of Vagina That Exist (18:29) Lil Meech Gets Caught On Ring Camera (22:38) Leprosy Outbreak (25:55) Women Will Lie To Their Men To F*ck Drake (39:06) What Women Want (44:34) Lizzo's Sexual Harassment Lawsuit (59:45) Birthday Shoutouts (1:01:33) R.I.P. PeeWee Herman & Angus Cloud (1:20:20) Wil Breaks Down Atheism (1:08:44) Closing Remarks (Kritina)

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Pound Town! Lol after watching Terrence Crawford beat Errol Spence senseless the gang is back at THE ROUNDTABLE for more great discussion, laughs and information. This week we cover a range of topics from the big fight to Cardi B throwing a microphone into a crowd, Aliens roaming earth, new age dating in your late 30's to 40's and much more. Sit back and as always, enjoy the show! (0:00) Opening Track/Opening Banter (2:10) Show Intro (7:10) Swearing In (7:53) Crawford Vs. Spence Recap (13:46) Cardi B Throws Microphone In The Crowd (17:34) Dwight Howard sued for sexual assault (20:05) Is It Worse Losing Your Mate To The Same Sex? (23:19) Ice Cube Interview With Tucker Carlson (30:51) Mitch McConnell Glitches Mid Press Conference (32:40) Bronny James Suffers Cardiac Arrest (38:40) Names Matter (40:07) When Was Your Last Fight (41:53) Should You Notify Your Partner Before Making A Physical Change?? (45:55) Whistle-Blower Confirms Aliens Exist (46:46) Kritina Checks Mr. Luke (47:44) D. Francis With No Beard (50:15) Back To The Aliens (52:43) Eliseo Bullies Mr. Luke On Monopoly Go (56:25) Singer Tyler Childers Releases Music Video Depicting A Gay Love Story (59:52) Is Kritina In These Streets?? (1:00:22) 40+ New Age Dating Discussion (1:15:15) Birthday Shoutouts (1:17:25) R.I.P. Sinead O'Connor (1:05:17) Closing Remarks (Kritina)

The gang is back at THE ROUNDTABLE for more laughs and dope conversation. We discuss Jamie Foxx's return to social media and ponder if he's really a clone or not. We also discuss Jason Aldean's controversial new song, the Instagram video that got the trans community upset with Jess Hilarious, Carlee Russell's return home and much more. Tune in! (0:00) Opening Track/Opening Banter (2:25) Show Intro (5:10) Swearing In (5:45) Jamie Foxx Is Back (10:15) Jamie's Clone (13:40) Carlee Russell Has Returned (17:07) WTF Is Vabbing?? (19:25) Kritina VS. D. Francis (22:10) Jess Hilarious Takes On The Trans Community (30:10) Are Trans People Delusional?? (31:45) Are "Studs" Transgender?? (37:10) Jason Aldean's Song/Video Controversy (39:25) Is Eliseo About To Pass Out?? (41:30) Jason Aldean Conversation (49:17) Magic Johnson Is The Co-Owner Of An NFL Team (50:15) Mr. Luke Goes Off On EJ Johnson (52:55) YNW Melly Trial Declared A Mistrial (53:53) Gillie Da Kid's Son Gets Murdered (54:54) Monica Jumps Off Stage To Confront A Man (58:05) The Blind Racial Experiment (59:20) Is Everybody Racist?? (1:03:13) Twitter Gets A Rebrand (1:05:17) Closing Remarks (Eliseo)

Another week, another dope episode full of good conversation and laughter. This week at THE ROUNDTABLE Kritina spends the majority of the episode demanding an apology from D. FRANCIS and he fails to deliver what she deems acceptable. We also touch on topics such as Sukihana's "squirt" video, Jamie Foxx being a possible clone, the missing lady Carlee Russell and more. Tune in, sit back and laugh with us as we discuss and fellowship. (0:00) Intro Track/Opening Banter (1:47) ROUNDTABLE Introductions (2:48) How Was Everybody's Week (5:42) Swearing In (6:20) Did Kritina Get Yelled At By D Francis? (10:08) Syphilis On The Rise In Houston (13:40) The Jamie Foxx Clone (19:52) Sukihana Squirting Brown Liquid (20:40) Kritina Calls Out Eliseo For Lying (21:50) Kritina Demands An Apology (27:31) The Island Boys Kissing (30:45) Transgender Person Wins Miss Netherlands (35:41) The Jay-Z Museum (37:40) Is D. Francis Addicted To Monopoly Go? (40:05) Lil Baby Cancels Some Show Dates (41:22) Kritina Is Sick Of Us (42:45) D. Francis Denies He Was Playing Monopoly Go (44:19) Mr. Luke Gets Emotional (47:10) D. Francis Finally Apologizee To Kritina (51:38) Alligator Or Crocodiles (55:02) Kritina Dates Mexicans (57:00) The Carlee Russell Mystery (1:01:42) Drama Between Boosie And His Daughter (1:05:37) Birthday Shoutouts (1:09:02) Closing Remarks (Kritina)

Yes indeed, the gang is back at THE ROUNDTABLE for another week of dope conversations and laughs. This week the majority of our topics centered around relationships and we had some good dialogue/debates starting with Keke Palmer and her childs father criticizing her chise of wardrobe, Jonah Hill and his girlfriend's issuses going public, YouTuber Adam22 allowing his wife to take on a BBC, our review of Trill Burgers and more. Tune in and enjoy the show! (0:00) Intro Track/Opening Banter (2:03) THE ROUNDTABLE Introductions (3:46) Don't Call Me Baby (6:24) Swearing In (7:50) Keke Palmer Got Her Cheeks Out (13:50) Why Do Women Need To Feel Sexy? (18:52) Who's Guilty? Keke Palmer Or Her BD? (19:50) Jonah Hill's Girlfriend Puts Him On Bla st (28:44) Who's Guilty? Jonah Hill Or His GF? (29:13) Whats The Difference In The Keke & Jonah Situation? (33:40) Ice-T Loves For Coco To Show Her Cheeks (34:57) Adam22 Lets His Wife Take A BBC (40:20) Larsa Pippen Celebrates Her 49th Birthday (44:09) Luke Tries To Pick A Fight (45:55) July 3rd The Hottest Day In Recorded History (49:55) Cocaine Discovered In The White House (52:13) Who At THE ROUNDTABLE Does Drugs? (54:32) Eliseo Wants To Try Mushrooms (55:51) Jay-Z's Mom Gets Married (57:17) Trill Burgers Review (1:15:00) What Do We Rate Trill Burgers (1:18:55) Birthday Shoutouts (1:20:20) Outro

The gang is back at THE ROUNDTABLE once again for another week of dope conversations and laughs. We touch on many topics including the Supreme Court killing Affirmative Action, Billboard's 50 top rap groups list, the BET Awards, who makes better food out of blacks and Mexicans and much more. Tune in and enjoy the show! (0:00) Intro Track/Opening Banter (2:45) Round Table Introductions (5:22) Swearing In (6:35) E̶̶l̶̶i̶̶s̶̶e̶̶o̶'̶s̶ Sonie's New Truck (8:32) The Supreme Court Kills Affirmative Action/Student Loan Forgiveness (17:50) Billboard Lists Their Top 50 Rap Groups Of All-Time (19:44) Good Vibrations (21:00) Kritina Feels The Vibrations (22:00) BET Or EBT Awards (23:46) Trina getting THICK (26:40) C.W. Of Delicious Bites (28:05) Funeral Of Chicago Man Killed By 14 Year Old (29:40) How Bad Is Chicago? (30:45) Rapper Sukihana Gets Her Booty Ate On Stage At Her Concert (32:45) Is D. Francis Losing Weight (34:40) Black People Make The Largest Group In Harris County (35:33) Rapper The Game & Monica Smashing? (35:55) D. Francis Monopoly Go Obsession (38:04) Kodak Black Arrested Again (39:40) Eliseo Loooves Pusha T (40:25) Ryan Mallet Drowns (41:49) Madonna Almost Dies (42:30) Who Makes Better Food? Blacks Or Mexicans? (46:20) Kritina Talks About Eating Booty (Story Time) (50:45) Should You Keep It 100 With Your Kids Regarding Your Past (56:48) We're Going To Get Trill Burgers (59:20) Would You Participate In A Polyamory Marriage? (1:02:10) Birthday Shoutouts! (1:03:00) Closing Statement From C.W.

Back at THE ROUNDTABLE for another dope conversation. Topics this week were pretty random. Nothing really interesting happening in the news. We touched on the deaths of the Submarine guys, a mother being charged with murder after allegedly ordering her 14 year old son to get a gun and other random topics. Join us for the laughs and convo!