We Watch Shudder - A Horror Movie Podcast

How many times will Michelle get derailed into talking about Psycho Goreman? How many times will JD say the phrase "long in the tooth"? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:09:19 sword and sorcery and sexual assault 00:13:40 spoiler-free thoughts 00:23:56 tbi tl;dr (plot summary) 00:31:10 spoiler section 01:04:42 closing jibber-jabber

We're heavy on Horror in the After Times (aka Post-COVID Horror) this month but there's plenty to talk about. Will JD really give up this easily on writing an episode description after four years? Lets all find out together!

How did knowing everything about the game affect Michelle's reaction? How did knowing nothing about the game affect JD's reaction? How do you solve a problem like Maria? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 opening jibber-jabber 00:12:43 spoiler free thoughts 00:27:02 tbi tl;dr 00:32:46 spoiler section 01:05:44 closing jibber-jabber

Are you prepared for another session of the most important horror news you didn't have the time, desire, or mental illness to keep up with? Let's all find out together!

What's the worst that could happen when a cop gets caught on bodycam shooting someone during a disturbance call? Let's all find out together!

How are you with heights, and potentially falling long distances? How are you with shitty parents who don't understand boundaries, especially the superhero dad type? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 - FUCK A.I. 00:03:59 - WHAT WE KNEW GOING IN 00:18:47 - SPOILER-FREE THOUGHTS 00:28:08 - MICHELLE'S TBI TL;DR 00:43:20 - FULL REVIEW 01:12:43 - BIG FINISH

What would happen if you had dementia, and it ended up bringing back traumatic repressed memories, and you start doing things you would never normally do? Is this a strong argument against mustaches? Let's all find out together!

Will Michelle finally start counting her media consumption by total running time, as JD continues to insist? Did she already do it and JD completely ignored it because he got mad about AI? Let's all find out together!

Will Michelle be able to predict what JD thought of Hugh Grant taking a stab (pun fully intended) at something more horror adjacent? Will JD continue to running-time-shame everything he sees? Let's all find out together!

Coming in a couple of days late, but we assure you it will be worth it! Head's up on this one, JD gets real emotional again towards the end. Is it for good reasons or bad reasons? Let's all find out together! 00:00:00 SELF-IMPORTANT BABBLE 00:13:45 SPOILER-FREE THOUGHTS 00:25:07 SPOILER FILLED THOUGHTS 01:25:22 WE SHIT ON A.I. FOR A BIT 01:30:56 MARCH SHUDDER RELEASES

Did Michelle's love of horror video games and people who play them find the joy in Iron Lung that she did not find in Return to Silent Hill? Was JD even able to care about a video game movie at all? Let's all find out together! SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 WELCOMING THERAPY 00:24:06 SPOILER FREE THOUGHTS 00:35:05 MICHELLE'S PLOT SUMMARY 00:50:19 FULL DETAILED REVIEW 01:28:32 WRAP IT UP

We talked about both Creep films AND season one of The Creep Tapes back in episode 276. Is Michelle still completely taken in by the many shades of Mark Duplass? Does JD still want more plot? Let's all find out together!

Is the world prepared for the return of wine buzz Michelle, and what might have happened to conjure her return to the podcast? Let's all find out together!

What sort of hijinx could ensue when a girl with cancer and her dad go on a trip to the woods to see a possible witch about a possible cure? Let's all find out together! 10:26 - Spoiler Free Thoughts 29:25 - Michelle's Plot Summary 37:11 - Spoiler Full Thoughts

Michelle is so obsessed with horror news that there isn't room for it all in the monthly Michelle in Review anymore, so now we bring you Michelle with the News talking upcoming releases, new project announcements, and more! Will that title stick? Let's all find out together!

What do you get when you cross military grunts fresh out of basic training with a Timor Sea great white shark? Let's all find out together!

Is this really the routine murder mystery it may seem to be, or is their something far more sinister lurking beneath the sands of A Desert? Let's all find out together!

What do you get when you cross a summer camp coming of age movie with a summer camp slasher movie? Let's all find out together!

WARNING: LIST SPOILERS IN THE FULL DESCRIPTION FOR THE ALGORITHM . . . . . . . . . . JD'S TOP FIVE SHUDDER RELEASES 5 - THE RULE OF JENNY PENN 4 - BEST WISHES TO ALL 3 - REFLECTION IN A DEAD DIAMOND 2 - THE UGLY STEPSISTER 1 - GOOD BOY MICHELLE'S TOP FIVE SHUDDER RELEASES 5 - BEST WISHES TO ALL 4 - V/H/S/HALLOWEEN 3 - GRAFTED 2 - THE UGLY STEPSISTER 1 - GOOD BOY JD'S TOP FIVE NON-SHUDDER RELEASES 5 - THE LIFE OF CHUCK 4 - BLACK EYED SUSAN 3 - THE TOXIC AVENGER 2 - THE LONG WALK 1 - SINNERS MICHELLE'S TOP FIVE NON-SHUDDER RELEASES 5 - FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES 4 - ELSE 3 - SOMNIUM 2 - TOGETHER 1 - THE LONG WALK