Dewy Dudes

EDITOR'S NOTE: Evan edited the audio for this episode lmao so be generous This week, we get into the culture war brewing in the skincare industry, Kiehl's latest marketing campaign, eight year olds allegedly using retinols, the bisexual kings of Challengers being the same age as Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider, Lindyman's Hydration Revolution theory, Remedy Place's "social self-care" promise, rebranding spas as recovery studios, "being the best at exercising," pelvic floor dysfunction, X-Cell Nucleotide supplements, Abbas Kiarostami's Certified Copy, Michael Cecchi-Azzolina's Your Table Is Ready and much, much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, we get into the results of Evan’s skin biopsy, Dr. Idriss’s Soft Wash Complete Daily Cleanser, Agent Nateur, Innisfree’s Green Tea Seed Hyaluronic Serum, Earth Harbor’s Helios Anti Pollution Youth Ampoule, 61-year-old Dave Pascoe’s biohacking regimen, epigenetic aging, Love Island-core “Deanos” forgoing skinnies for baggies, young men blowing all their money, the magic of getting paid to think, the risk-minded pipeline, Juliette Binoche, Patricknextdoor, Tom Schwartz’s dye jobs, distrusting men who wear hats, NYC’s ongoing dog hate, dryer burn marks, Chanel Beads, and much, much more. Read the stories mentioned in the episode here: https://www.thecut.com/article/dog-fights-strangers.html https://www.businessinsider.com/gambling-young-men-sports-betting-crypto-meme-stock-market-addiction-2024-4 Shop The Pod: shopmy.us/collections/503975 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

We're finally back and explaining our absence, all before getting into out unopened PR packages, prostate exams, blemish-inclusive ads, Ramy Youssef, the "Candid Boyfriend," and much, much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

We're back and talking Pitti Uomo, Todd Snyder's midwestern man, pregaming dates with a little dewmaxxing, Valentine’s Day, Drake’s GRWM video, what would happen if you caught your son chad facing, the origins of bonesmashing, looksmax.org, Baklava Bae, and much, much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

Kicking off their first episode of 2024, the fellas get into probiotic subscriptions, Athletic Green's being everywhere, NYE-induced panic attacks, $1800 facials, injectables fatigue, aesthetician house calls, Martha Stewart thirst traps, wellness guys (Gary Brecka), and much, much more. Read the piece mentioned in this episode: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/03/style/lifting-sculpting-facials.html --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week we get into divorce, parenting, choosing bodily mobility over youthful glow, Histolab, KRX, Byredo, Pillowtalk Derm, Skin By Gill, M Dot R, Bryan Johnson’s Vanity Fair profile, Mr. Fingers, Terence Conran, and much more. Read the Bryan Johnson Piece here: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/biohacker-antiaging-lawsuits --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week we get into Emilio being named one of downtown's most eligible bachelors, remote work-induced social anxiety, craft beer's comeback, natural wine fatigue, "quiet strivers," Timeless’s Matrixyl and Q10, Augustinus Bader's 100ML bottle making us shy, DINKS, bloodlines, crypto, Bob Loukas, Ridley Scott, being booted off of catastrophic healthcare plans, and more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, we chat with writer Allie Rowbottom, author of Aesthetica — a novel that explores topics of power, abuse and image culture in following the story of a woman who plans to undergo a procedure to reverse the cosmetic work she got as a teenage influencer. Allie has also written essays and short stories for Vanity Fair, Elle, Dazed and NYT. In this episode, we get into whether men should get botox, our cultural obsession with youth, Clear & Brilliant laser treatments, “toxic” facials, invasive cosmetic treatments, perceptions of ourselves in NY versus LA, Marissa Zappas perfume, the fragrance Aqua di Gío, mesotherapy, The Golden Bachelor, and much, much more. Follow Allie here: https://www.instagram.com/allierowbottom/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

Welcome to the VERY first episode of The SpaCast – a series that experientially explores spas all across the world in Dewy Dudes fashion. In this episode, former guest and behind-the-scenes beauty and internet consultant Ana Salazar and Evan recap their three-day stay at The Standard, Spa Miami Beach – a shabby-chic hydrotherapy spa and “hotel,” located on Miami’s Belle Isle. The two discuss their first impressions of Miami, the city’s under-the-knife body standards, what replicating New York in Miami looks like, couples who allegedly cruise the spa in hopes of securing a third or swapping with others, getting scrubbed raw, liposome-forward facials, mirror-triggering body dysmorphia, deranged male steam room behavior, and much, much more. Follow Ana here: https://www.instagram.com/anapausal/ https://anasalazar.substack.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week we get into whether it’s cringe to get witty bants off when texting your girl, The NY Times’s “Lookmaxxing” story, Timeless’s Hyaluronic Acid, Bass Body Care, our predictions for naming trends in skincare for 2024, Tom Ford, Na Hong-Jin’s The Wailing, Jacob Elordi’s claim to movie stardom, Saltburn, speculating the reasons for Harry Styles’s buzzcut, tax avoidance, and much, much more. Read The NY Times story mentioned in this episode: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/06/style/looksmaxxing-tik-tok-dillon-latham.html --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

Fellas, is the changing of a tire still an appropriate litmus test of manhood? How many of our young men, today, know how to handle a power drill? In this week’s episode, we discuss whether boys are still searching for role models in their youth, looking for mentors, parenting yourself, Evan’s upcoming Miami trip, our first impressions of Sofie Pavitt’s nice ice toner pods, Pinkerton wine bar, The Cut’s in-depth story on Erewhon, Jalen Hurts, Rick Ross, PTA's Phantom Thread, Terrance Malik's The New World, Steven Soderbergh's Che: Part 1 & 2, and much, much more. Read the Erewhon piece mentioned in this week's pod: https://www.thecut.com/article/erewhon-smoothie-boston-los-angeles-history.html --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

Wherein we talk about the pitfalls of white people barber shops, our Halloween event at Lovely Day, weddings in NOLA, Emilio's quest to marry, Evan’s trip upstate, Oleh's Fishing Guide Service, Gen Alpha’s fear of aging, Dr. Shereene Idriss's message for young people seeking botox, teens wanting to be tracked via Life360, notification overload, Glossier's Milky Jelly Cleanser bar, Sofie Pavitt’s Nice Ice, the geometric barber, and much, much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

We are OFFICIALLY back, back. And we appreciate everyone's patience while we took some needed time away from the mics and screens. Next time we'll announce when we plan a short break. But we're kicking things off today by announcing our participation in this coming Saturday's U-Mall (https://www.instagram.com/_umall/), put together by friend of the pod and Gerald Ortiz (GQ). If you're in NYC, pull up to this pop-up of home goods, wares and (unopened) skincare outside McCarren and Lot Radio. We'll be selling old Dewy Dude's merch, as well as our personal racks, in addition to someas unopened Augustinus Bader and Hanacure products. In this episode, we also chat about Travis Kelci, Taylor Swift, Jimmy Butler, Mormanism as a cure for aging, putting 14,000 on a Turo rental, having wife guys as friends, 2018's The Clovehitch Killer, haircare via water from the Catskills, and much, much more. Much more coming soon. Thanks for baring with us. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, Emilio gives a tour update while podcasting from the city of fountain and lights. We then get into Klysiri, Youth to the People’s Kale + Green Tea Spinach Age Prevention Cleanser, Augustinus Bader’s collaboration with Haider Ackermann, Botox equaling “new money,” Wrinkles equaling “old money,” that one dude’s viral hygiene routine, leaning into the ick, college stuck culture, SEC fraternity swag, and more. Articles: https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/fashion/2023/09/08/haider-ackermann-augustinus-bader/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

We’re BACK, classifying what constitutes as Tex-Mex, discussing the state of food in New York (once again), dreaming of a quieter suburban life, unpacking WARE skincare’s Sonny, Poreboy and Screencream, getting into Emilio’s current supplement stack while on tour, recapping a facial with Raquel, confusing micro current tools with crack paraphernalia, using $450 eye creams and $1200 serums, throwing around Dr. Simi plushies, comparing Harry Styles & Evan’s hairlines, seeing Jesus in Berlin, and defending Paul Mescal’s Irish mullet by way of Pesa Pluma, and digging into much, much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, we’re joined by culture and music writer Jayson Buford (GQ, Vulture, Vanity Fair, Stereogum, Pitchfork) to chat about breakfast salads, vitamin D pills, nightstand Cetaphil, Aveeno face wash, Sandler and Chalamet’s pickup spot, white people sharing the basketball “a little more,” Tom Cruise’s connection to black people, Cruise’s courting tour, water cooler culture being dead, Drake being underrated, Starlets versus Pumps, Travis Scott’s new album, artists sounding AI generative these days, stirring the Mac Miller stan pot, Angus Cloud, George Bush, The Saudis sports takeover, Big Sean, outlawing rolling suitcases in New York, and much, much more. Follow Jayson: https://jaysonbuford.substack.com/ www.instagram.com/jaybuf/ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, the fellas get into: the vape industry's hegemonic hold on New York retail spaces, the restorative effect of biking to Tiddy Tilden, Emilio’s 30th bday, Netflix's The Deepest Breath, Evan’s cyst extraction at the derm, "BEYOND SUNSCREEN: HOW SUN PROTECTION BECAME A GLOBAL LIFESTYLE," benzene fear-mongering in Sunscreen, an encounter with a mysterious weight-loss pill aka "Nature’s Ozempic," affirm, Carlos Alcaraz, Lionel Messi, Atom Egoyan, Bobby Althoff, dropping a bag on a lifetime supply of socks. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, the fellas are joined by fashion writer, professional closet purger and host of #NEVERWORNS Liana Satenstein to chat through the wonders of carrying a flip phone, Neutrogena’s Original Cleansing Bar, Shiseido SPF, Retin-A, XXL visors, tech neck, Face Gym, receding hairlines as the new BDE, expired Jo Malone body cream, end-of-day musk, how people wore their clothes pre internet, the “everyday aspirational” looks of 1997 to 2001, the slingback heel in Adrian Lyne’s Unfaithful, Ellen Mirojnick’s costume designs, Carolyn Bassette-Kennedy, jeans made for concave asses, the detrimental effect social media and online shopping has on how we view clothes, James Veloria, the Sale of the Century, Craig David, tragedy merch, and much, much more. Follow Liana here: https://www.instagram.com/liana_ava/?hl=en https://www.tiktok.com/@liana.ava https://neverworns.substack.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@neverworns --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week, the fellas walk through some BIG skincare updates, as Emilio recaps his first time facial with Sofie Pavitt and Evan reports back from his dermatologist check-up. The boys also get into the Clear & Brilliant laser treatment facial, ILLIYOON’s Ceramide Ato Soothing Gel, actinic keratosis, Fumakilla’s Skin Vape, Avon’s Skin So Soft Bath Oil, deet-based bug spray, looking like McCauley Culkin in My Girl, Massachusetts Fourth of July, boys trips to Turkey for budget hair transplants, “butchering our boys” via rhinoplasties, McCauley Culkin in ‘My Girl,’ Girl Dinner vs Boy Dinner, Karley Sciortino’s “Can You Change a Man?” for Vogue, theorizing whether you can change a man’s skincare regimen, men wearing crop tops, the manosphere twitter algo, Drake’s sperm-filled joker era, François Ozon’s Swimming Pool, and much, much more. Read the episodes mentioned in this ep: https://www.vogue.com/article/can-you-change-a-man https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/09/style/crop-top-men.html --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support

This week the fellas chat with Jonah Weiner from the cult-favorite, big-brained newsletter Blackbird Spyplane about Irish Spring soap, Aesop’s lineup, Desert Hot Springs Spa, Spyplane-approved SPF Zealios, Baum’s Japanese hand soap, no-shower hair nirvana, being part cadaver, Vamoots Disc RSL, psychedelic mushroom consumption, reishi mushroom tea, the Spyplane thought process, Bono, fleeky, Spyplane Holy Decrees about no-show socks and heather gray tees, bringing bugs outside with the Saving All Lives Mindset, Holding Hands with the Homies (Triple H Mindset), chargebacking a Substack, Brian the Golden Gate Donuts king, and much, much more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dewy-dudes/support