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It wasn't/isn't boring. I'm happier 'kinda sober' as opposed to 'never sober'. I stopped blaming people for my own shit a long time ago. I skipped high school for marriage and college, then dropped out of that. Not often, but sometimes I was right for selfish reasons! It's too bad I can't remember EXACTLY when that happened! I'm not right all the time, but here's what i got...

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It wasn't/isn't boring. I'm happier 'kinda sober' as opposed to 'never sober'. I stopped blaming people for my own shit a long time ago. I skipped high school for marriage and college, then dropped out of that. Not often, but sometimes I was right for selfish reasons! It's too bad I can't remember EXACTLY when that happened! I'm not right all the time, but here's what i got...

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Monday Night Dear Stan 'Un-Protected'

5/20/2024

Duration:00:11:19

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Stan the Jokeman's 'Line 'em Up' Show, Covering All the Currently Spoiled Tick Turds Who Need Assistance!

5/20/2024

Duration:00:27:36

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P Diddy Poundcake song w/lyrics below by Stan the Jokeman

5/18/2024
seems like yesterday, you used to be my ho' you'd block my kicks and the fists I throw This is who i am, yea you didn't know I'm a pile of shit with a ton of dough people aren't always what they seem to be Some are still boys, yea that includes me Your black eyes gone, BUT I'M STILL MEAN IF YOU TRY to leave, I'll be a nightmare dream I'll punch and kick out in the hall Then use my attorneys when you cry and call policemen in to save your ass I'm a gutless turd, lookin' to buy a pass! The P in Diddy, yea it stands for prick How I treat women might make you sick Like Donald Trump, to me their shit when I don't get my way, damn right I hit p diddy poundcake shit colored snowflake Dating him a mistake Cassie's face he break little boy ingrate drag her back like a rake Puss Did's a fake Fight a man cupcake p diddy poudcake fight a man cupcake Cassie's face he break Dating him was a mistake Fight a man cupcake more than just a mistake sissy boy is fake

Duration:00:01:55

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"Blowin' Boebert Song w/ lyrics below in Acknowledgment of the Betrayal of the This America By My Former Republican Party!

5/16/2024
Blowin' Boebert can't be gagged today, by the Trump order that is his Watch Trumplicans bitch and cry!!! The broke the law and went astray, doing Don Trump's dirty biz, now in court they wonder why???? They signed that fuckin' TRUMP pledge! Trump's Disloyal pledge shove Amercia off the edge Trump's Disloyal pledge! Speaker of the House forgot himself and Humiliated America Defending his Traitor dad Does he represent this country or don Trump's new Republica partnered up with Russia's Vlad

Duration:00:07:44

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BREAKING DISCOVERY THROUGH A CLOUD OF WEED! Donald Trump Tax Returns! Is There a Pattern?!!

5/15/2024
Wow, I believe why Don is so piss driven to be President again! It sure did pay him good!

Duration:00:03:42

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"Damned About This Freedom" an American Ballad w/lyrics Below

5/15/2024
Tommy Tuberville two faced and totally spoiled Working as a bitch boy Trump in the courthouse pants are soiled Just how far down do you think MY OLD GOP will go Subverting American votes, to defend their RAPIST BRO! IS THERE ANYONE STILL OUT THERE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS FREEDOM RIGHTS BEING STRIPPED DAILY= Republicans like to brag We'll be damned if you think I'll sit here and watch you attack my America neighbor WHILE withholding Ukrainian aid in support of your Russian Trump Flag Trumplican Trash not ashamed of the things they've done pissing on America where they can It only proves they're weak, with a cowards mean streak I hope real republicans understand Donald J Trump's an evil man!

Duration:00:01:19

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"Speaker Mike Trump" song w/lyrics below, courtesy Stan the Jokeman and William Idol!

5/14/2024
IT'S SPEAKER MIKE TRUMP DISHONOR MORE, MORE MORE KEEP LOWERING HIMSELF A CAJUN CROCK SUCKIN' WHORE SPEAKER MIKE TRUMP THE SHAME GROWS MORE MORE MORE TURNING ON DEAR OLD AMERICA MORE MORE A TRUMP SURROGATE WHORE THIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY FLEW STRAIGHT TO NEW YORK THIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY STOOD BEHIND DADDY LIKE A DORK THIS MORNING THE SPEAKER TURNED ON THE LAW THIS MORNING SPEAKER TRUMP THINKS HE SITS ABOVE ALL BECAUSE

Duration:00:01:41

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Where's Your Sugar Daddy These Days Rudy?! FIRED AT WABC? "Who the Hell is Rudio?" song w/ lyrics below

5/13/2024
guiliani's money running south cause stupid ass can't shut his mouth fired fired rudio -- get the hell out Rudy keeps lying to the whole freakin' nation but no longer at this radio station who the hell is rudio? PROTECTIVE ORDER WABC-THEY DON'T MIND YOUR YAP but rudy's dominion B.S., GOTTA STOP THAT CRAP now Rudy's last billionaire friendship is in total doubt So bad he wanted in, but he was always out who who's rudio?!!!!!!! Damn broke Guiliani what the hell did you do? Burned all your bridges and waterways too Rudy Don't fear a real job there's so much that you can do! you can work at a junkyard Here's a blown tran rudy how bout Hooters you have no ass rudy you can be a janitor clean that vomit up rudy deliver some pizza 2 minutes late Rudy how bout a fluffer faster harder rudy or maybe a dancer, SPREAD YOUR RAISIN CHEEKS RUDY!

Duration:00:04:35

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"Cohen Got "eem Blowin" song w/lyrics below!

5/13/2024
Mike COHEN GOT DONNIE TRUMP ALL HOT BLOWIN' AND GOIN' YES MIKE HE USED TO LIE FOR THE PISSY DEFENDAT GUY LET'S HEAR HIS SIDE TRUMP'S FULL OF CRAP PAID STORMY DANIELS LOTS OF CASH TO SHUT HER embarrassed TRAP IN THE END PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE TO SHE WAS MORE AFRAID THAN he KNEW BUT STILL TRUMP LIED HEY TRUMP DID HER, BUT HE NEVER FED HER IT WAS SO STUPID RUDE, SHE EXPECTED FOOD BUT ALL SHE GOT WAS A NAKED DUDE HEY TRUMP DID HER NOW COHEN HE WILL BLISTER, DON'S BIG ASS ABOUT EVERYTHING HE FLAT OUT FALISIFIED

Duration:00:01:06

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The Sunday/Monday Matinee Since Stan the Jokeman Has a Doctor's Appointment!

5/12/2024
HELLO FOLKS! Here's some good old fashioned obnoxious all over the place bantering! MAINLY ABOUT HOW STUPID FOLKS ARE FOR FOLLOWING TRUMP with (actual Wildwood NJ Trump Speech and Fox News) Hard to believe this is what represents my former party!!!!!!!!

Duration:00:15:28

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Butt Breaking Bannon News and Stan the Jokeman's Steve Bannon Butt Bonanza Song w/ lyrics!

5/10/2024
Bannon can't escape he's trophy butt rape Steve's says save Trump and have at my fat ass He must be insane they'll pull a Trump Train Steve Bannon's going to get SOOODOMIZED and once it starts prison line will grow and Bannon will be wheezing..... LIKE a two bit Trump ho will it ever end, ask the parole board depends!

Duration:00:02:29

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Trump Death or Head Exam -- To My Beautiful Dirty Whore Wife and a Whole Lot More and a Marijuana Commercial That Really Means Something!

5/10/2024

Duration:00:19:58

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RNC Suing to Remove MORE American Rights in Nevada -- Donnie's in Front of the Courthouse Bike Rack Bitching Again & "Donald Trump's a Bad Dream" song w/lyrics below

5/9/2024
Hear Dond Trump throw his fit THE ONE THAT WHERE HE cries SCREAMS AND SAYS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE I'M THE PREZ AND IF IT GOES WRONG, YOUR FAULT I GUESS TRUST ME I CAN DO IT THEN 180 WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK AND THEN I'LL LIE ON YOU AND DENY KNOWING YOU Trump in the court garage Trump Another pointless barrage Trump is simply extreme Dancing on the American Flag with aileen cannon in the bag it's a bad dream Don Trump's a bad dream!

Duration:00:10:47

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RFK jr. "Wormy Head" song with lyrics Below!

5/8/2024
RFK's gone completely insane........... ROB SR GOT A BULLET AND Bob JUNIOR GOT the worm in his brain. A magic insect theory Okie Bug put forth from the start The commission says, the worm resembles night crawlers, the kind they sell down at Walmart HEY ROBERT........WE DON'T HAVE TO DANCE LIKE YOU DO! MY PORN FILMS HAVE A PLACE TOO SO I SAY ROBERT.....DON'T HAVE TO PROVE YOUR'E KENNEDY SHIT ALWAYS FLYIN' THROUGH YOUR BRAIN LIKE MR. WORMY SO I SAY ROBERTO......GET THAT BUG CLEAN OUT YOUR HEAD!!!! TAKE IT FISHIN AND CATCH common sense instead RFK 'S RETARDED! HEALTHILY RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!

Duration:00:01:34

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Trump Day Hump Day Prick Pull Gold Certified and Man is Judge Juan Gonna Be Pissed! It's Abraham Lincoln and Minnesota's Fault Though - DEAR STAN LETTERS!

5/8/2024
MORE TRUMP NEWS AND DEAR STAN LETTERS!.

Duration:00:22:07

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Donald Trump and His Whiny Britches Are Having a Panic Attack! It's Over Folks..........for Him and His Coup!

5/7/2024

Duration:00:07:45

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WAKE UP OKLAHOMA! WAKE UP AMERICA! WAKE UP FOOLS!

5/6/2024

Duration:00:27:42