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It wasn't/isn't boring. I'm happier 'kinda sober' as opposed to 'never sober'. I stopped blaming people for my own shit a long time ago. I skipped high school for marriage and college, then dropped out of that. Not often, but sometimes I was right for selfish reasons! It's too bad I can't remember EXACTLY when that happened! I'm not right all the time, but here's what i got...
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It wasn't/isn't boring. I'm happier 'kinda sober' as opposed to 'never sober'. I stopped blaming people for my own shit a long time ago. I skipped high school for marriage and college, then dropped out of that. Not often, but sometimes I was right for selfish reasons! It's too bad I can't remember EXACTLY when that happened! I'm not right all the time, but here's what i got...
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English
Episodes
Monday Night Dear Stan 'Un-Protected'
5/20/2024
Duration:00:11:19
P Diddy Poundcake song w/lyrics below by Stan the Jokeman
5/18/2024
seems like yesterday, you used to be my ho'
you'd block my kicks and the fists I throw
This is who i am, yea you didn't know
I'm a pile of shit with a ton of dough
people aren't always what they seem to be
Some are still boys, yea that includes me
Your black eyes gone, BUT I'M STILL MEAN
IF YOU TRY to leave, I'll be a nightmare dream
I'll punch and kick out in the hall
Then use my attorneys when you cry and call
policemen in to save your ass
I'm a gutless turd, lookin' to buy a pass!
The P in Diddy, yea it stands for prick
How I treat women might make you sick
Like Donald Trump, to me their shit
when I don't get my way, damn right I hit
p diddy poundcake
shit colored snowflake
Dating him a mistake
Cassie's face he break
little boy ingrate
drag her back like a rake
Puss Did's a fake
Fight a man cupcake
p diddy poudcake
fight a man cupcake
Cassie's face he break
Dating him was a mistake
Fight a man cupcake
more than just a mistake
sissy boy is fake
Duration:00:01:55
"Blowin' Boebert Song w/ lyrics below in Acknowledgment of the Betrayal of the This America By My Former Republican Party!
5/16/2024
Blowin' Boebert can't be gagged today, by the Trump order that is his
Watch Trumplicans bitch and cry!!!
The broke the law and went astray, doing Don Trump's dirty biz, now in court they wonder why????
They signed that fuckin' TRUMP pledge!
Trump's Disloyal pledge
shove Amercia off the edge
Trump's Disloyal pledge!
Speaker of the House forgot himself
and Humiliated America
Defending his Traitor dad
Does he represent this country
or don Trump's new Republica
partnered up with Russia's Vlad
Duration:00:07:44
BREAKING DISCOVERY THROUGH A CLOUD OF WEED! Donald Trump Tax Returns! Is There a Pattern?!!
5/15/2024
Wow, I believe why Don is so piss driven to be President again! It sure did pay him good!
Duration:00:03:42
"Damned About This Freedom" an American Ballad w/lyrics Below
5/15/2024
Tommy Tuberville two faced and totally spoiled
Working as a bitch boy Trump in the courthouse pants are soiled
Just how far down do you think MY OLD GOP will go
Subverting American votes, to defend their RAPIST BRO!
IS THERE ANYONE STILL OUT THERE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS FREEDOM
RIGHTS BEING STRIPPED DAILY=
Republicans like to brag
We'll be damned if you think I'll sit here and watch you attack my America neighbor
WHILE withholding Ukrainian aid in support of your Russian Trump Flag
Trumplican Trash not ashamed of the things they've done
pissing on America where they can
It only proves they're weak, with a cowards mean streak
I hope real republicans understand
Donald J Trump's an evil man!
Duration:00:01:19
"Speaker Mike Trump" song w/lyrics below, courtesy Stan the Jokeman and William Idol!
5/14/2024
IT'S SPEAKER MIKE TRUMP
DISHONOR MORE, MORE MORE
KEEP LOWERING HIMSELF
A CAJUN CROCK SUCKIN' WHORE
SPEAKER MIKE TRUMP
THE SHAME GROWS MORE MORE MORE
TURNING ON DEAR OLD AMERICA MORE MORE
A TRUMP SURROGATE WHORE
THIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY FLEW STRAIGHT TO NEW YORK
THIS MORN A LITTLE MIKEY STOOD BEHIND DADDY LIKE A DORK
THIS MORNING THE SPEAKER TURNED ON THE LAW
THIS MORNING SPEAKER TRUMP THINKS HE SITS ABOVE ALL BECAUSE
Duration:00:01:41
Where's Your Sugar Daddy These Days Rudy?! FIRED AT WABC? "Who the Hell is Rudio?" song w/ lyrics below
5/13/2024
guiliani's money running south
cause stupid ass can't shut his mouth
fired fired rudio -- get the hell out
Rudy keeps lying to the whole freakin' nation
but no longer at this radio station
who the hell is rudio? PROTECTIVE ORDER
WABC-THEY DON'T MIND YOUR YAP
but rudy's dominion B.S., GOTTA STOP THAT CRAP
now Rudy's last billionaire friendship is in total doubt
So bad he wanted in, but he was always out
who who's rudio?!!!!!!! Damn broke
Guiliani what the hell did you do?
Burned all your bridges
and waterways too
Rudy Don't fear a real job
there's so much that you can do!
you can work at a junkyard
Here's a blown tran rudy
how bout Hooters
you have no ass rudy
you can be a janitor
clean that vomit up rudy
deliver some pizza
2 minutes late Rudy
how bout a fluffer
faster harder rudy
or maybe a dancer, SPREAD YOUR RAISIN CHEEKS RUDY!
Duration:00:04:35
"Cohen Got "eem Blowin" song w/lyrics below!
5/13/2024
Mike COHEN
GOT DONNIE TRUMP ALL HOT BLOWIN' AND GOIN'
YES MIKE HE USED TO LIE
FOR THE PISSY DEFENDAT GUY
LET'S HEAR HIS SIDE
TRUMP'S FULL OF CRAP
PAID STORMY DANIELS LOTS OF CASH TO SHUT HER embarrassed TRAP
IN THE END PROBABLY DIDN'T HAVE TO
SHE WAS MORE AFRAID THAN he KNEW
BUT STILL TRUMP LIED
HEY TRUMP DID HER, BUT HE NEVER FED HER
IT WAS SO STUPID RUDE, SHE EXPECTED FOOD
BUT ALL SHE GOT WAS A NAKED DUDE
HEY TRUMP DID HER
NOW COHEN HE WILL BLISTER, DON'S BIG ASS ABOUT EVERYTHING HE FLAT OUT FALISIFIED
Duration:00:01:06
The Sunday/Monday Matinee Since Stan the Jokeman Has a Doctor's Appointment!
5/12/2024
HELLO FOLKS! Here's some good old fashioned obnoxious all over the place bantering! MAINLY ABOUT HOW STUPID FOLKS ARE FOR FOLLOWING TRUMP with (actual Wildwood NJ Trump Speech and Fox News)
Hard to believe this is what represents my former party!!!!!!!!
Duration:00:15:28
Butt Breaking Bannon News and Stan the Jokeman's Steve Bannon Butt Bonanza Song w/ lyrics!
5/10/2024
Bannon can't escape
he's trophy butt rape
Steve's says save Trump and have at my fat ass
He must be insane
they'll pull a Trump Train
Steve Bannon's going to get SOOODOMIZED
and once it starts
prison line will grow
and Bannon will be wheezing..... LIKE a two bit Trump ho
will it ever end, ask the parole board depends!
Duration:00:02:29
RNC Suing to Remove MORE American Rights in Nevada -- Donnie's in Front of the Courthouse Bike Rack Bitching Again & "Donald Trump's a Bad Dream" song w/lyrics below
5/9/2024
Hear Dond Trump throw his fit
THE ONE THAT WHERE HE cries SCREAMS AND SAYS
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE I'M THE PREZ
AND IF IT GOES WRONG, YOUR FAULT I GUESS
TRUST ME I CAN DO IT
THEN 180 WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK
AND THEN I'LL LIE ON YOU
AND DENY KNOWING YOU
Trump in the court garage
Trump Another pointless barrage
Trump is simply extreme
Dancing on the American Flag
with aileen cannon in the bag
it's a bad dream
Don Trump's a bad dream!
Duration:00:10:47
RFK jr. "Wormy Head" song with lyrics Below!
5/8/2024
RFK's gone completely insane...........
ROB SR GOT A BULLET AND Bob JUNIOR GOT the worm in his brain.
A magic insect theory Okie Bug put forth from the start
The commission says, the worm resembles night crawlers, the kind they sell down at Walmart
HEY ROBERT........WE DON'T HAVE TO DANCE LIKE YOU DO!
MY PORN FILMS HAVE A PLACE TOO
SO I SAY ROBERT.....DON'T HAVE TO PROVE YOUR'E KENNEDY
SHIT ALWAYS FLYIN' THROUGH YOUR BRAIN LIKE MR. WORMY
SO I SAY ROBERTO......GET THAT BUG CLEAN OUT YOUR HEAD!!!!
TAKE IT FISHIN AND CATCH common sense instead
RFK 'S RETARDED!
HEALTHILY RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!
Duration:00:01:34
Trump Day Hump Day Prick Pull Gold Certified and Man is Judge Juan Gonna Be Pissed! It's Abraham Lincoln and Minnesota's Fault Though - DEAR STAN LETTERS!
5/8/2024
MORE TRUMP NEWS AND DEAR STAN LETTERS!.
Duration:00:22:07
WAKE UP OKLAHOMA! WAKE UP AMERICA! WAKE UP FOOLS!
5/6/2024
Duration:00:27:42