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(January 7, 2023) Join us for a catch-up on hockey Christmas, WJC roundup, and SO. MUCH. MORE. (No really, this is kind of a long one!) Links & More: Bruins Christmas suitsHurricanes menorahQU Women’s Hockey Jingle Bell RockJack Quinn and JJ Peterka holiday shopping;Opening the giftsSantagovichSwaynta,Marcus PetterssonNo NYC rivalry for ChristmasCale Makar calls off penaltyMic’d up goalieCharlie MacAvoy family funFan loses ice cream - Pacioretty to the rescueJacqueline Kane asks the tough questionsJack Hughes visits Hockey In New JerseyRuff-Ruff RelayMittelstadt does Home Alone, Columbus editionRyder Getzlaf, team reporterMinnesota Wild wake up callAlex Ovechkin and the Habs momsCam Talbot's Deadpool maskRyan Reynolds' responseEddie Lack’s dad is just as savageParis HiltonMorgan Frost vs the CoyotesBedard… ticklingShane Wright scores on… Ben GaudreauOn ice camera guy’s biggest fanSuchanekBedard OT winner describedHeartbreakerDarels Dukurs mom is the MVPCzechs swimming in HalifaxRed Savage & Kaidan MberekoBedard doesn’t care about MVPGavin Brindley and Seamus CaseyKevin Hayes is an All StarMilan LucicDo it for the daughters Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland" - King Canyon

(December 19, 2022) New year, new episode! We're here with your World Juniors preview, (more) Ryan Reynolds Sens talk, and so much more! Links & More: Locker room cellyHawks congratulate himOvi’s jobHyman hattyPucks pic outtakesThe Chabot-Hamonic apology giftsDan Vladar mic’d upHe’s on a missionErik Gustafsson hat trickMarchenko first NHL goalGood boy Nick Blankenburg recovering wellSlafkovsky and Xhekaj Christmas outfitFound the GrinchKuznetsov & SamsonovKostin vs MathesonRyan Reynolds will become “frothy, rabies-infused” Sens fanChinny practices EnglishGiana Han, the Mullett arena experienceCarrying Catan, the updateMama Slafkovsky says shoot moreMorgan Geekie Twitter Q&AHave you been scored on by OvechkinEddie Lack hasBrotherly puppy loveCarter Hart forgiven for waking up LaughtonJake Allen is hot and hornyDon’t worry his wife knowsThose are some goals, Darcy KuemperSanta by GucciIt’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Beniers/Borgen homeBoth Kessels scoring at the same timei have no issues with himwright-bedard combinationwe don’t bicker “canada’s pitbull”Fantilli profilemix of mackinnon, bergeron, and bennbeware of housekeepingWJC Canada leadershipshane talks captaincyrutger mcgroarty mic’d up lightning roundWJC US leadership Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland" - King Canyon

(December 10, 2022) Your holiday episode minus holiday content (basically). Join us for Shane Wright's first NHL goal, rookie Catan responsibilities, and genuine concern that we might be hearing from Cole Caufield's legal team (this is a joke, we swear). Links & More: Coach LT picks his shootersZucker vs BinningtonStamkos talks stick stealingOilers Indigenous Celebration NightShane Wrights scores first goal against HabsJeff Skinner new goal songJack Hughes has staminaLeon Draisaitl: pest eraIsaiah Meyer-Crothers and Wayne SimmondsJohnathan Kovacevic finishes his civil engineering degreeLife - and gear - of a traveling goalieZ stands for Zeus, right MitchMiles Wood goes retroAnd then goes up in flamesMoney for charity in Jack Edwards' name;Gritty responseBrandon Wheat Kings to the rescueLaughton and JVR Flyers Pride initiativeGuhle returns to EdmontonFlyers Zachary Wertz contractElvis might not have more childrenBruins hockey candle seasonXhekaj’s mustache tweet threadEnding with a reminder to donateCole Caufield’s goal songDan Vladar’s fiancee lost a betSeverson comes for some village idiotsWhen are Mickey and Goofy entering the Avs lineupPreds are in mourningJosi’s statementCarrying Catan: a threadThe wingmen game: Kreider & ZibanejadDurzi got booed harder than MarchandBrad knows whyHank Green vs Matthew TkachukTurcotte’s first goalTur-hottieMPP Canadian athlete of the yearBU Hockey plays a 6-9 game Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Deck The Halls" - DJ Williams

(November 27, 2022) This time we are all over the board talking about everything from the Devils admin reveal to Mount Bruin to the NHL partnering with the Trevor Project and so much more. Buckle in because this one's a long one. Time truly does fly when you're having fun! Links & More: Bruins retros vs Canucks whitesBergeron checking on Tage Thompson’s wifeRoberto LuongoWhen goalies act as a net-front screen, Kraken editionTippett faceoff goalEvgeni Malkin 1000th game warmupslegacy articleJack Hughes HattyKirby Dach shootout winner against his old team, taunts the crowdStrictly businessPetty Cale MakarWhy no one could get a hold of BerggerenTorts in-game interview: we suckPhil Kessel drip for 1000th consecutive gameAthanasiou violates the spirit of the gameIt’s under reviewThe rulingTarasov and Bobrovsky: the goalie connectionNick Suzuki vs VegasKent Johnson and Jake Christiansen friendship tourErik Haula chicken finger on the iceAnthony Stolarz - not hot sauceHow it startedHow Ratthew got involvedHank’s definition of goalie interferenceHow the NHL account got involvedHank’s hockey opinionsSlafkovsky stats changed - turning into Cole?NJ Devils admin revealHenry Staal was inspired by Flyers vs Beau HayesCanadiens win the weirdest questionMount BruinPenguins nearly get goalied by Dan Vladar AKA This GuyKuzmenko gets itCale Makar fastest defenseman in NHL history to 200 pointsJake Sanderson first Montana-born skater to score in the NHLConnor Bedard is selling out arenasBecause he does thisAnd this.His first 100 games in the WHLBordeleau natty hattyGolden stick for HilaryRecord-breaking attendance Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Boom Bap Flick" - Quincas Moreira

(November 13, 2022) From team dads Claude Giroux and Nick Foligno to daddy sharks Erik Karlsson, James Reimer, and Jaycob Megna. We (finally) wrap up hockey Halloween and bring you the best goals (and no goals) of the past two weeks and so much more. Links & More Deadpool for Sens ownerRyan on Jimmy FallonAT THE GAMEClaude Giroux goal from center iceClaude Giroux kicks Hartsy’s stick back to himCam York says: alright, that’s thatClaude Grioux’s return to Phillymic’d upUllmark on SwaymanFoligno is a good substituteJamie Benn betrays Hyman’s friendship Erik Karlsson hattyJack Eichel hattyReturn to BuffaloJakub Lauko first NHL goalYou mess with Wi-Fi’s bestieWi-Fi messes with youDon’t worry Trevor, it counts to usJesper Wallstedt (Iowa Wild) goalie goalEntry in the broken blade competitionShane Pinto: rookie of the monthShane Pinto fan clubBlankenburg's quote is almost better than the goalShaving Casey for Hockey Fights CancerGallagher and CaufieldBo Byram commits murderSorry Lindy (Ruff) Borje Salming nightDia de los muertosFilipino heritageCOOPERALLSChris Kreider wins HalloweenErik KarlssonJames ReimerErik Karlsson and Jaycob Megna do ballet with their daughtersAnaheim Ducks and the Mighty DucksNHL career day TikTokRasmus Dahlin wasn’t lyingPasta worried about style rankings during MovemberBo Horvat will pay you backCoach Lil Jon says turn down for WHATLinus Ullmark undefeated even when getting pulledNick BlankenblogPicky eater Johnny HockeyFrankie plane prank Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Who Do You Think You Are?" - Mini Vandals

(October 30, 2022) Rookie obsessions, mom shoutouts, and Carey Price fanboys, oh my! We're fully in our Blankenburg era and we hope you join us for the ride. Links & More: Shane Wright first NHL pointWiFi first NHL goalSlafkovsky first NHL goalKJ first NHL goalAdam Fantilli stats x2Kaiden Guhle first NHL goal and insane statsDylan Holloway first NHL pointDougie says hi grandmaNed says hi momBlankenburg continues to amazefeatureCanucks curseSlafkovsky on XhekajZach Kassian vs Arber Xhekajincluding strategy talkOskar Lindblom’s return to PhillyPhil the Thrill Pup drop!!!Devils want you to schedule your mammogram and pay attention to the goalSutter sound biteSanny signs contractTK is the one to spill the beansRR segment Flyers bring back cooperalls for warmupsPenguins battle on the road mapYotes making the best of itsomeone needs to send us some mulletsFlyers statsYotes weird Toronto statit continuesMartin Jones weird statDylan Larkin knows his roleCarey Price fan boysPWPHA sees Brandon TanevHeavy WiFi trafficNick Robertson’s path to the NHLECHL coaches make history Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Mulholland'" - King Canyon

(October 31, 2022) The group gets together to give you a rundown of the best Halloween costumes across the league! Links & More: Kuraly as LaineBruinsBarbie Girl GrittyCharlie Coyle - miss trunchbullTyler Seguin - MGKTaylor Hall William KarlssonCutest Oilers fan costumeFlyers brick wallgritty’s wide hips NYR dodgeball groupLogan Thompson joins couple’s costume (Roy)Bruins ACTUAL HalloweenFinnish MafiaPhil Kessel Iron Man CostumeSteve Dangle Canadian Clown costumeWhat are you afraid ofBrady TkachukJesse Puljujarvi wins the internet, and wins at HalloweenMatthew Tkachuk AvatarConnor McDavid ScarfaceTyson BarrieZadorovFlames costumesCody Ceci Wrecking BallPasta doing SiaDevils group costumeSteve DangleLeoStrome familyKonecny familyDeBrincat familyKraken Tanev costumeJared McCann AvatarNick Suzuki & XhekajTyson Foerster Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Sinister'" - Anno Domini Beats

(October 15, 2022) The season's started and your favorite hockey friends are back with their takes on Seattle's mascot, the player Twitter you should be following, and Josh Anderson's superhero side gig as well as which upcoming games might be the spiciest. Links in the Notes Blackhawks need nicknamesCaptain Kyle OkposoJosh Anderson is now spiderman“Grow as a Team”Cale Makar Slurpee CupAvs bench saveJoey Daccord assistFlyers Swedish ConnectionConnor Bedard StatsNick Blankenburg blocks Ovi shotFlame Big Z “controversy”Both Tkachucks and Ritchies score on the same night The Rock is a Leafs fanKraken MascotCaps cat!Dylan/Bennie StromeDylan Strome just wants to be wantedCody Glass makes the Preds rosterSandin gets signedmushroom huntingJohnny GaudreauJohn KlingbergRadem Simek’s mom candid jersey momentBruce Boudreau’s reactionMike Sullivan reactionConnorIngram’stwitterDevils still don’t like Jon Hammfeat the most adorable kidAuston Matthews and Morgan Reilly go in disguiseJeremy Swayman, big figure skating guy (again)Sens Hot MicCanadiens’ videoArber XhekajJordan Harris: Uber Eats driverhockey players have the attention span of an amoebait’s a body injurytime to tank for bedardA day back home with Trevor ZegrasSydney Daniels, the first female scout for the Jets Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac and Puff Producer/Engineer: Jess Music: "Keep On Movin'" - King Canyon

(September 25, 2022) The intercontinental brain cell twins are at it again. We're talkin' childhood milk commercials, the Sens' new leadership, everything narratively appealing from media day, and more. Links in the Notes Representation station Kraken Alexandra Mandrycky AGM Off the ice What he’s doing with the moneyGetting called out by his agentNazem Kadri makes 1 million dollar donation to London hospitalPatrik Laine’s off-season drip: UNO shoesCaptain NickAlternate captain Glaude GirouxBrock Boeser interviewMaple Leafs roastnew jobWhy no organ, CapsOnly Brendan Gallagher would get punched in the nose during a hugEverybody to the lobby! Smoke alarm Goalie segment Designed by Anderson Junior: goalie padsSorokin summer goals: stop pucksJames Reimer helmet wtfJames Reimer breaks in his padsPekka and Juuse: reunited and it feels so good Media day Prospects judge the shootout attemptThe Tkachuk brothers are not artistsWhy is Trevor Zegras in a cactus costumeRoasted by Mrs. DangleCrosby vs Fleury prank warBarzal has some notesOmg they were roommates: Lapierre & IorioWerenski will only fight Dylan LarkinJordie Benn likes milkTrevor Zegras is also not an artist Social media Robert Thomas versus Logic. Chess matchCMPunk does not like the Penspissed off Isles fansHabs fan restaurant fires shots at LeafsCalling out Elliotte: it’s CGY Games we’re looking forward to? Credits Hosts: Iris and Puff Producer/Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" - Wayne Jones

(September 4, 2022) Four friends - you heard that right, four friends - delve deep into the lore files to bring you the cutest, dorkiest, funniest, and raunchiest stories from the hockey world. Link in the Notes Avs Stanley Cup shenanigans the tournamentThe picturesNazem Kadri brings the Cup to the London MosqueThe EJ slip ‘n slide Lore Adam Henriquepads of seductionOvi, the early yearsUS/Canada rivalry marriages Social media Linus Ullmark has competition for Swayman’s hugging affectionsDucks tweetSorokin and Romanov go for a softeeSean MonaHABThey’re doing Boring Sean MonahanKasperi Kapanen made a feline friendCollege Game Day in Columbus Women’s worlds HILARY KNIGHT breaks the recordHannah Bilka’s father and the hat sagathe other Compher We attend games Jess follows up on the charity game. A signing! Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac, and Puff Producers: Mac and Steph Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" by Wayne Jones

(August 21, 2022) It's the World Juniors 2022 special! To celebrate, we play our very first game, indulge in a lot of music discourse, and opine on the state of the Flyers. Gather round, y'all. We love our horse girls here. Links in the Notes Avs Stanley Cup Tour It’s not an Avs party unless someone plays All The Small ThingsErik Johnson names a horse after CaleCale shows the Cup to grandma Representation station Joel Martin Head Coach of Kalamazoo Wings World Juniors The return of Ivan IvanConnor Bedard is ridiculousLuke Hughes is the best HughesKent Johnson Michigan goalMaking the quarter finalsMartin Lavins videoThomas Bordeleau, mama’s boyMcTavish came so close to breaking recordsKJ fake slapper to McT one timerKJ and Bedard play 3 on 3 every SundayBedard “shit himself” Social media/off the ice: Shattenkirk tells allJohnny Gaudreau wants Chuck Fletcher firedNick Suzuki isn’t going to take a pic with the Leafs logoForce MontrealShould have grabbed the Twitter tooTJ Brodie injuryMental health unit Foothills hospitalThe Devils just lost a fanCale Makar, Calgary tourism The gang attends games Jess goes to a charity game. Pics. Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producer/Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" by Wayne Jones

(August 7, 2022) Three hosts kvetch about signings, trades, and other off season content, then reveal their ~backstories.~ And, just for the record: yes, you could totally bless lemonade. Link in the Notes Social media MPP the horseChase Priskie, big LinkedIn guyJack Campbell makes a young goalie’s dayHis jersey’s in the raftersHabs cultureChristina Marleau roasts her husbandK’Andre Miller makes a lifelong fanThe Russians all hang out in the off-season. For *charity*sentencesThe roasting of Steve will never endSedins used to switch jerseys Representation station Luke Prokop, 1 year after coming out Trades and signings: Dylan Strome talks fastBrady has opinionsMatthew stole his thunderSportsnet article Avs Stanley Cup tour Jack Johnson’s kids baptized in Stanley Cup Games and off-season content Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff Producers: Mac and Steph Engineer: Steph Music: "Retro" - Wayne Jones

(July 17, 2022) This is the sound a brain cell makes as it bounces between Europe and Canada. Iris and Puff break down all the good stuff around the draft, the first days of free agency, and highlight some wholesome Cup celebrations. Also Mac finally breaks down the fourth wall to defend press conferences. Link In The Notes Representation station Mike Grier GM of the SharksKevin Weekes breaks the newsDr. Hayley Wickenheiser assistant GMJessica Campbell assistant coacha whole articleKate Madigan assistant GMManon Rheaume as Hockey Operations and Prospect Advisor NHL draft Jack Hughes the secondBrendan Othmann finally got that proper draft momentgets draft momentMorgan Geekie gets sassy on TwitterProspect fell down the stairs after being draftedused to be a Crosby fan growing upStars pick Bichsel is a kitchen legendAnaheim Ducks draft Tristan Luneau and Noah WarrenCanucks complete their collection of Elias PetterssonsTwitter has fun with itBut the Petterssons have never metWeird name statDevils, come get your foodWingate damageThe Leafs HatDraft prospects discuss hockey debatesbaby pictures edition Free agency gets interruptedConnor Brown traded to free up his numberJaromir Jagr is still availableThe Canes do a very moving Twitter tributeAndrew Brown would like to followFox 28 Columbus has your backdid not like the DeBrincat tradeREALLY DID Development camp Hi this is a Luke Prokop stan accountOMG they were roommatesDumais Social media Joel Farabee knows real championsDougie Hamilton and the corniest thing we’ve ever seenDoesn’t want to play against Kris LetangSamuel Girard is a trollLouis Domingue wants to knowI heard David Kampf is shreddedlet them eat… ice creamDucks prospect Will Francis beat chemoSomeone’s family might be watchingJeremy Davies sure doesn’t Weird stats David Perron only ever signed a contract with the BluesRangers Ryans per season count Credits Hosts: Puff and Iris Producers: Mac and Steph Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" - Wayne Jones

(July 3, 2022) Jess third wheels, Puff has to whisper about Matthew Tkachuk, and Iris drops the worst joke on the pod to date. Buckle up y'all, this is a good one. Off the ice Alexander Ovechkin is a soccer star nowthat one timer is just as lethal on the soccer fieldTSN hockey Nathalie Spooner pregnancy announcementCapitals promote Emily Engel-Natzke to NHL video coordinatorGoalie mask innovation Social media Luke Prokop and Brock McGinn Twitter shenanigansTuukka Rask will returnUsing everything he borrowed from his former teammatesAll Star votekeeping himself entertainedMika Zibanejad is not impressed that he wasn’t nominated for best bromanceBraden Holtby back in DC for the Pride paradeFormer Flyers winning things and causing absolute chaos Weird stats Darcy Kuemper, first ever goalie to assist on an OT winner in the SCFCale Makar first unanimous winner of the Conn Smythe NHL awards Moritz Seider and his dapper bowtie take home the CalderDylan Larkin was theremean tweets from 2019and is preciousAmazon, apparently The Avs Stanley Cup win shenanigans Nazem Kadri says kiss my assNicolas Aube-Kubel dented the damn cupThat’s a recordTag yourself which expression is the most youPeter Baugh’s hat touched it firstPut that on fucking TwitterMostly naked Val NichushkinLandeskog showed up naked to Erik Johnson’s bedroom the morning after.Gabe Landeskog has a future in chickenStanley Cup took a wrong turn, ended up with Landeskog’s neighbors Stanley Cup Parade shenanigans Naz Too Many Men shirtsAdrienne RuthBo Byram is a player - someone tell the copsvideo Credits Hosts: Jess, Iris, and Puff Producers: Mac and Steph Engineer: Mac Music: "Retro" - Wayne Jones

(June 19, 2022) The gang talks SCF, good boys, and what's happening during the off season. Jess declares at least two hills they're willing to die on. Puff delivers more Edmonton lore. Iris reveals her true purpose: roasting Puff. Engineering notes: Yeah, I know. I'm doing my best. Plan is to catch up ASAP and be back on track for the season. Thank you for forgiveness, hopefully! Link In the Notes On the ice Ref gets sandwiched between Pat Maroon and Ryan ReavesThe Avs and figuring out if they should touch itUber story Off the ice Nathan MacKinnon cares about escrowManson vs. MansonMartin St. Louis is sticking aroundKeyword: cultureSorry to his kid’s team, thoughNeighborsfree copierErie Otters reunion in the Western Conference finalscored by… Mikko LehtonenWait, whoSteve needs googleMPPThe Rangers are haunted by Joe Sakic Pride segment Lexi Brown says Happy Pride, y’allScott Laughton: allyRaising a flag is hard though Combine: The Habs have some tough interview questionsVincenz Rohrer is 5/5 in candy shootingChristian Kyrou loved the Wingate Social media Justin Bieber and Auston Matthews play chessJack Eichel loves kids and we are in our feelsLandeskog & Makar bloopersFor real this timeJimmy Eats World makes their case to remain Panthers goal song Weird stats Rangers scored twice as many goals against Vasi in their first gameRecorded at least 9 points in a 4 game sweep, twiceThe end of the Jagr eraUnless international teammates countVasy is great when the series is on the lineBowen Byram Credits Hosts: Iris, Jess, and Puff. Producers: Mac and Steph. Engineer: Mac Music: "Nilly Willy" - Yung Logos

(May 30, 2022) Three friends are back with cat ownership tips, wacky All Star Game games, questions for casual Drake fans, and insight into the differences between Europeans and North Americans. Hope y'all have your boots on. It's time to ride. Your friendly local producer/engineer/co-host is finally (?) starting to recover from some major life changes and trying to catch up on editing. Direct your complaints to omgtheywereteammates@gmail.com if you want to hear all about Mac's astrological transits and personal drama. Link In The Notes On the ice Andre Burakovsky *through* the net goalKreider, Zibanejad and the iPadFirst woman drafted to the CHLEverybody else in the penalty boxMika Zibanejad has a skate blade issueAHL goalie goal Off the ice Samantha Pell and the sandwichThere is videoReal recognizes realTkachuk camThrowing t-shirtsGrabbing a random kid to put on his shouldersHolding one beer with two more in his back pocketThe Budweiser sponsorshipDon’t take Vasilevskiy’s spot for stretchingFlames support Ben StelterStand with NazHilary Knight y’allWhat’s that chihuahua doing at the Avs gameTeam Switzerland, intricate warmup ritualsAdam Gaudette and his crystalsNick Suzuki and his candy dealingsSources say so Weird stats recordbreaking leafing Social media Steve’s heart rate is at its lowest when the Leafs losea Dangle is now an official unit of measurementDrake posting Auston Matthews picMark HamillCursing Jake Oettinger on Redditask Tyler BozakMcDavid to VancouverPens fan in Toronto crowdTom Brady and LeBron James. Hockey shootoutTJ Oshie wants inTeam GB tea production lineJD and TZ flip their hairDon’t steal Kennedy’s contentBoston Bruins anthem singer visits Jimmy Hayes’ son for a special performance Playoffs ahead Iris and Puff are very invested in Oilers-Avs. Anything else? Meh. Credits Hosted by Iris, Jess, and Puff Produced by Mac and Steph Engineered by Mac Music: "Nilly Willy" by Yung Logos

(May 8, 2022) Three friends have some hilarious shit to say about pretty much all things narratively juicy in the NHL. One friend/producer/engineer's life is lowkey falling apart, hence the tardiness. We've got plenty of queer quips and irreverent takes on hockey in the hopper. Come get y'all some. Link in the Notes On the ice Please bring the puck with you on a penalty shotJersey off our backs gets hornyChara goes offNo one told Micah Parsons how to drop the puckMatthew Tkachuk is clutch and scores to tie itMalcolm Subban editionEBUG: Thomas HodgesDouble OT legend Louis Dominguenow being sold at the arenahttps://twitter.com/nhlhistorygirl/status/695646039609462786Cale Makar left ankles on the ice Off the ice Nana-nana-nana-nana… BettmanFlyers rookies warm my cold dead heartLike OvechkinBrady Tkachuk, bartending shirtlessKodak returns to a Panthers gamesome interesting answersCanes legend Pyotr Kochetkov has a very capable translator Social media Remember when everyone rooted for the SharksThe Oilers have the graphic readyTony X just wants to see the goalsScoring goals sells jerseysGirl at Raptors game slowly realizes she’s sitting next to Auston MatthewsTaylor Lewan has trouble understanding the scoreTrash talk 101 with Landeskog and MakarNanny Marner in the houseSeth Jarvis, fake ID for a puck Weird stats Ilya Lyubushkin is a goal scorer nowLomberg and instigating in the final five minutes Credits Music: "We Made It" - Reed Mathis Hosted by Iris, Jess, and Puff. Produced by Mac and Steph. Engineered by Mac.

(April 24, 2022) Three friends, fast and loose on all things narratively juicy in the National Hockey League! (Engineering notes: One of the friend's fidgets can be heard occasionally in the background; I promise I won't play with it on the pod again... Puff's audio is also occasionally a bit staticky for reasons beyond my comprehension, but it's not bad!) Link in the Notes On the ice Freddie Andersen can dangleNick Suzuki has the appropriate outfitBlack on-ice officials working together for the first timePatrick Kane breaks some ankles and surprises himselfJamie Benn gets benchedBoko Imama first career goal Off the ice Josh Manson: a lot of chickenRyan Hartman: an iconLightning players talk to Sara Civian about their dripBo Byram is back, and he’s had a rough timeIt’s hard to recognize your teammate after a haircutMarshawn has fun on the ZamboniDave Filoni - Pittsburgh Star Wars connectionMatthew Tkachuk beats his dad’s recordBut look at the cuteStars had a harrowing plane experience after a painful road trip Social media Grandma Power goes to her first Leafs gameUMich boys celebrate their CBJ boysCanes fan looks for 15 minutes of fame after fightBrady Tkachuk and Josh Norris “sing” Mr BrightsideAvs young guns try CLIMBRKeep your chin up, Ryan GravesJacob Markstrom has trouble spelling his nameVegas admits to throwing the breakaway challengeKevin Hayes has taught his nephew well Weird stats Isles Chara scores only against the Pens17 April, all goals from 0-9 hitYoung defensemen, old goalie Games we’re looking forward to Credits Music: "Two Little Bums" - The Great North Sound Society Hosted by Iris, Mac, and Puff Engineered and Produced by Mac Special thanks to Jess and Steph

(April 11, 2022) Three friends and their slutty intern (but actually just four friends, nobody gets paid here) talk all things narratively juicy in the National Hockey League (and occasionally the wider world of hockey). We’ve got strong feelings about special jerseys, good and bad broadcasters, funny stats and sweet stories. Where else could you hear about all of this in one place? Links In The Notes Pens behaving badly Brothers in the NHL Super High Sticking Seattle’s pride jersey artist speaks YOU CAN ACTUALLY BUY THE CANUCKS’ COOL WARMUPS Seriously y’all, get a load of this bullshit TZ goes off It’s Sebastians Aho Who knew Corey Perry had this many feelings Cameron Lizotte, fashion designer Quinn Hughes plays hooky It’s okay Jimmy, Brady approves Dr. Alexander Ovechkin, Rules Analyst Suits for all the boys Sabres Legend, Rick Jeanneret Making friends with muffins 420 69 nice Think one 69 joke is enough? lol Gotta score ‘em all Jack Hughes for Lady Byng The last time Eric Staal scored a hat trick… That sure is a proposal Still waiting for Joel Farabee’s album Owen Power… now charging… GOALIE LOVE IS THE BEST LOVE Big Rig is hot, graphic design is nice Brady and the Hat Trick Kids Another trade fell through In which Sara Civian is all of us Credits Music: “Funky Space Princess” by Dyalla. Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac, and Puff. Produced and Engineered by Mac. Special thanks to Steph.

(March 27, 2022) Three friends tell each other (and you!) the funniest, sweetest, strangest stories from around the NHL and beyond. There’s a lot this week, so strap in. Link in the Notes 1k apples A ref yeets his teeth Slo-mo shootout How to win a hockey game in 17 shots or less Goalie 1: Eve Gascon Goalie 2: Carter Hart Jagr flirts with Ovi Robertson v. Robertson Happy birthday Kurtis MacDermid? It’s face-lickin’ good The bunch mox origin story DJ shoulda stuck with Garrett Sparks Ian Cole and Lorelai, the follow up Thanks, Dad Jeff Skinner goes Bald for Bucks Stars Legend, Jake Oettinger Jimmy? Timmy? Stu? We’re not okay about Claude Giroux Fifi is excited for Flower Kyle-on-Kyle Feud OMG They’re Still Teammates Twitter comes through for Hanna Rod the Bod drinks hot tea Jack Campbell walks his cat Music Credit “New Day” - Patrick Patrikios Hosted by Iris, Mac, and Puff. Produced by Mac. Special Thanks to Jess and Steph.