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Patrick Swayze! Keanu Reeves! Gary Busey! If you don't know it then HOLD ON TO YOUR SURFBOARD CAUSE THIS ONE IS A FRICKIN MOVIE. The is THE 90s surfer president bank heist parachuting movie you've been waiting for. After a string of bizarre bank robberies in Southern California, with the crooks donning masks of various former presidents, a federal agent, Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), infiltrates the suspected gang. But this is no ordinary group of robbers. They're surfers -- led by the charismatic Bodhi (Patrick Swayze) -- who are addicted to the rush of thievery. But when Utah falls in love with a female surfer, Tyler (Lori Petty), who is close to the gang, it complicates his sense of duty.

Sweet sweet dear lovely Paddington. A gift from the movie gods after a drought of joy. If you've listened to our hosts through the Shyamalan twists then grab a blanket, grab some tea, get cozy, and let's gush about Paddington. Lort we've needed it. After a deadly earthquake destroys his home in Peruvian rainforest, a young bear (Ben Whishaw) makes his way to England in search of a new home. The bear, dubbed "Paddington" for the london train station, finds shelter with the family of Henry (Hugh Bonneville) and Mary Brown (Sally Hawkins). Although Paddington's amazement at urban living soon endears him to the Browns, someone else has her eye on him: Taxidermist Millicent Clyde (Nicole Kidman) has designs on the rare bear and his hide.

Folks. You made it. You're here. We did it. We traded our souls and our youth but we are at the end of the the twisty and turny road that is M. Night March (April). You have to listen to this because we came here together and we must end here together. But next week we start a new. A Paddington pallet cleanser. You know it's good. I know it's good. It's good! Join me for one last ride, then we ascend to the other side (paddington). A thriller about a family on a tropical holiday who discover that the secluded beach where they are relaxing for a few hours is somehow causing them to age rapidly reducing their entire lives into a single day.

Ah geeze. Ahhhh geeze. Listen. Okay. You didn't see this one. No one did. BUT YA KNOW MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE. MAYBE IT'S GREAT. Maybe, if we put aside our bad judgements and leave our cynicism at the door, maybe we found ourselves a little hidden gem here.......... ya know? Maybe? Ah geeze. Set a thousand years after humanity abandoned Earth due to a cataclysmic event, After Earth follows the story of legendary Ranger Cypher Raige (Will Smith) and his eager but inexperienced son Kitai (Jaden Smith). When their spacecraft crashes on the now-dangerous Earth, Cypher is critically injured. Kitai must embark on a perilous journey across the hostile planet to locate a beacon and signal for help, all while learning to trust his instincts and overcome his fears.

I must come clean that I pushed these M Night movies on our wonderful hosts and I wanna say they have done such a great job enduring these obviously awfu-JUST KIDDING THEY ARE BEING BABIES AND WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD MOVIE IF IT HIT THEM IN THE MOOD RING. The Happening is perfect don't believe the blatant LIES in this episode. An apocalyptic threat to humanity arrives out of the clear blue sky with a series of violent, inexplicable deaths spreading across the country. The cause of the terrifying phenomenon remains unknown, prompting science teacher Elliot Moore (Mark Wahlberg), his wife Alma (Zooey Deschanel) and his colleague Julian (John Leguizamo) to try to elude the invisible killer in Pennsylvania's farmland. Soon it becomes clear that no one is safe.

YALL. If we weren't friends before we better be now. We are doing favors for you now. This one is where it's like, you owe us now. This is important actually. This week we watched Lady In The Water and listen... we don't need you to reciprocate but like it would be nice if you acknowledged we did something nice for you here. We're not getting this time back, okay?

NO YOU'RE PRETTY. This week we watched Pretty In Pink! From mild creeps to major creeps, this movie has it all (and like really nice stuff too or whatever). Do these two burly men have the modern male empathy to appreciate a romcom from the 80s or will they fall even further into their classic misogynistic ways?? (This is obviously a joke, this is the editor typing and obviously this is a joke. Please believe me. I'm trying to build a rapport with you all where you can trust that we are kind people and statements like this are so clearly a joke. I love you.) TUNE IN AND FIND OUT. Andie (Molly Ringwald) is an outcast at her Chicago high school, hanging out either with her older boss (Annie Potts), who owns the record store where she works, or her quirky classmate Duckie (Jon Cryer), who has a crush on her. When one of the rich and popular kids at school, Blane (Andrew McCarthy), asks Andie out, it seems too good to be true. As Andie starts falling for Blane, she begins to realizes that dating someone from a different social sphere is not easy.

EVER WANTED TO HIT SOMEONE? We have! So, continuing the theme of watching movies we haven't seen, we watched the long overdue Rocky! Does it live up to the hype? Is this one a knockout? Does this movie deserve the some 200 sequels it receives. LET US TELL YOU (without judging it too hard cause how fun are movies folks?) Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone), a small-time boxer from working-class Philadelphia, is arbitrarily chosen to take on the reigning world heavyweight champion, Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers), when the undefeated fighter's scheduled opponent is injured. While training with feisty former bantamweight contender Mickey Goldmill (Burgess Meredith), Rocky tentatively begins a relationship with Adrian (Talia Shire), the wallflower sister of his meat-packer pal Paulie (Burt Young).

I'm sick of this will they won't they between you and us. We've gone through so much together and our friendship I just... I think we should take it to the next level and FINALLY WATCH WHEN HARRY MET SALLY TOGETHER. Or hell. What if WE watch it and then we tell you about it over the course of the next hour so. What if we give you all of the fun facts, and appreciate all of the iconic scenes, and all you gotta do is hit play. Is this a weird episode description? yeah. Have I lost the plot? yeah. Big time. I struggle with affection. In 1977, college graduates Harry Burns (Billy Crystal) and Sally Albright (Meg Ryan) share a contentious car ride from Chicago to New York, during which they argue about whether men and women can ever truly be strictly platonic friends. Ten years later, Harry and Sally meet again at a bookstore, and in the company of their respective best friends, Jess (Bruno Kirby) and Marie (Carrie Fisher), attempt to stay friends without sex becoming an issue between them.

If you got to the end of equalizer 1 and equalizer 2 and were like "I've probably had enough" WELL THEN FUCK YOU. We watched Equalizer 3 and... I mean there's a lot here people. We have to talk about it. Please be our shoulder to (emotional action depicting how we felt about the movie) on. Since giving up his life as a government assassin, Robert McCall finds solace in serving justice on behalf of the oppressed. Now living in Southern Italy, he soon discovers his new friends are under the control of local crime bosses. As events turn deadly, McCall becomes their protector by taking on the mafia.

WE'RE BACK BABY. New and IMPROVED! Finally! We heard your notes: "better movies!" "more horror!" "give up!" and we hear you and we take it to heart. SO HERE WE ARE WITH THE MUMMY. Folks. FOLKS. Everyone knows the 3rd movie in a trilogy is always the best and this is, of course, no exception. Let us explain this to you: this movie is perfect. It's absolutely perfect. Cursed by a devious sorceress, China's ruthless Dragon Emperor (Jet Li) and his vast army lie buried in clay for millennia. When young archaeologist Alex O'Connell is tricked into reviving the emperor, he and his famous parents (Brendan Fraser, Maria Bello) must find a way to send the ghoul back to the grave before he can awaken his vast army and take over the world.

FORGET ABOUT US!? Look. It's the end of the year. I (editor) was traveling. Kaz had mic issues. Squarin does make mistakes cause he's committed and responsible. But the special treat this year is LAST YEAR'S last episode that has been locked away for a rainy day. It's an absolute treat. The Suicide Squad. Listen. Laugh. Love. Lappy New Year. The government sends the most dangerous supervillains in the world -- Bloodsport, Peacemaker, King Shark, Harley Quinn and others -- to the remote, enemy-infused island of Corto Maltese. Armed with high-tech weapons, they trek through the dangerous jungle on a search-and-destroy mission, with only Col. Rick Flag on the ground to make them behave.

If you thought we were out of the Gos forest after one movie you're DUMB. We told you a bunch in the last episode that we are doing a thing. DRIVE IS THIS WEEK. We watched it! All of the silent stares. All of the abrupt gore. All of the surprising casting. I mean just... there's so much to talk about. TUNE IN. Driver is a skilled Hollywood stuntman who moonlights as a getaway driver for criminals. Though he projects an icy exterior, lately he's been warming up to a pretty neighbor named Irene and her young son, Benicio. When Irene's husband gets out of jail, he enlists Driver's help in a million-dollar heist. The job goes horribly wrong, and Driver must risk his life to protect Irene and Benicio from the vengeful masterminds behind the robbery.

HO HO HO HOW ABOUT THE BEST HOLIDAY GIFT OF ALL: A Very Gosling (your personal celebrated holiday)! We kick off the season with everyone's favorite movie that they saw the trailer for but didn't actually watch the movie: The Nice Guys! Yes! You kind of remember it and we ABSOLUTELY WATCHED IT! Should you watch it too? Tune in to find out! (but also yes) Holland March (Ryan Gosling) is a down-on-his-luck private eye in 1977 Los Angeles. Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe) is a hired enforcer who hurts people for a living. Fate turns them into unlikely partners after a young woman named Amelia (Margaret Qualley) mysteriously disappears. Healy and March soon learn the hard way that some dangerous people are also looking for Amelia. Their investigation takes them to dark places as anyone else who gets involved in the case seems to wind up dead.

FOLKS. You haven't seen this movie but we HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT MOVIE. This one is for us, okay? Like we did you the favor of watching this for you, the least you can do is let us tell you about it. This may be the tape from the ring. A man (Orlando Seale) with a timepiece for a heart ignores warnings that he must never fall in love after he spies a beautiful singer (Samantha Barks).

I'm sorry. It doesn't come up in the episode. But Squarin mentioned Adam Brody as if he might not know who he was in this episode and I just can't not talk about it. The fact that that man is in this movie is unreal. BUT ALSO THIS IS A GREAT EPISODE. If you have seen the movie, you KNOW this is a good one. If you haven't I mean buckle up. You're top of the top here. Get ready to get learned.

WE'RE NOT OVER THE SPOOKIES OVER HERE. And we know you aren't either! This movie is ODD. As the description writer I feel confident telling you that you're gonna wanna listen to this one. Why? Cause listen... you're never gonna watch it. Why would you? But it's FASCINATING. You need the information and you need to tell your friends about this movie. So let us fill you in. When horror novelist Sutter Cane (Jürgen Prochnow) goes missing, insurance investigator John Trent (Sam Neill) scrutinizes the claim made by his publisher, Jackson Harglow (Charlton Heston), and endeavors to retrieve a yet-to-be-released manuscript and ascertain the writer's whereabouts. Accompanied by the novelist's editor, Linda Styles (Julie Carmen), and disturbed by nightmares from reading Cane's other novels, Trent makes an eerie nighttime trek to a supernatural town in New Hampshire.

Listen we were all thinking that The Exorcist was good, but great? No. Classic? Of course not (I'm kidding please don't kill me). BUT THE THIRD RISES TO THAT OCCASION. I'm not saying you have to watch it. It's a whole damn movie. Who has time for that? What you need is a podcast, that tells you exactly why it's a great movie. And then you can your friends "yeah I've basically seen it" and they clap and you're the coolest person at the party. That's what we do. THAT'S WHAT WE DO FOR YOU. ALSO THANK YOU BUBS FOR COMING ON THE POD. https://www.twitch.tv/digibubs86 Police Lt. Kinderman (George C. Scott) notices similarities between his current murder investigation and the methods used by the "Gemini" killer (Brad Dourif) who was executed 15 years before. He soon discovers a hospitalized mental patient (Jason Miller) claiming to be the dead serial killer, but who looks uncannily like a priest Kinderman knew who died during an exorcism. As more bodies are found, Kinderman looks for connections between the two supposedly dead men.

Calling all barnacle encrusted, scurvy ridden, Lovecraftian horrors: This movie be for you. This week we watch the absolutely insane 2019 film The Lighthouse. You've heard of it. You may have even seen it. But regardless, we GOTTA talk about it. Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

Sometimes a movie is so good that you don't even have to ask for it to be made. In fact, it can be so good that even when people say "we feel content!" it still just has to be made. This is that movie. However, without it, we would not have the iconic Vanilla Ice Ninja Turtle rap. For that, we are grateful and pay absolute respect to this timeless flawless film. We also do it with our resident turtle expert, Digibubs! DO NOT FORGET TO CHECK THEM OUT ON TWITCH. DO NOT. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mark Caso, Michelan Sisti, Leif Tilden, Kenn Troum) again battle their archenemy, the rogue ninja Shredder (Francois Chau). Shredder attempts revenge by obtaining the same radioactive ooze that created the Turtles and unleashing two new monstrous mutants: Tokka, an oversized snapping turtle, and Rahzar, a fearsome wolf-like creature. When Shredder plans to use the remaining ooze on himself, the Turtles must harness their ninja fighting skills to stop him.