The Talon Mix: A Smallville Recap Podcast

The boys are back in the Smallville game... and while they don't remember much from the Season 5 finale, the Season 6 premiere is thankfully mostly a recap.

With the Batman marathon behind them, Brian and Zach bestow awards to nominees in categories like "Best Generic Mobster Guy" and "Best Forgettable Love Interest."

Zach and Brian reach their end of their Batman journey with one they really like!

We watched six hours of Justice League for this.

Is The LEGO Batman Movie secretly one of the best Batman movies in the entire franchise? ...We don't know if we'd go that far, but it's still a pretty great one!

we watch the bad one

Brian, Zach, and Patrick continue their discussion of The Dark Knight Rises! Also, we're on YouTube, if you're into that kind of thing: https://rb.gy/0ahf3p

Pat returns to the show to talk about a movie... he actually likes for once! The Dark Knight Rises might be the biggest and the dumbest of the bunch, but it's also some of the most fun in the franchise. This one was so big, we split it up into two episodes!

Brian & Zach forgo their traditional wiki summary... and end up with what is possibly the rambliest recap of Christopher Nolan's "The Dark Knight" on the internet. You either read a recap like a hero, or you ramble long enough to see yourself become very sleepy.

Jesse Eisemann (Cracked) returns to talk about the Batman reboot that introduced the idea of rebooting a franchise to Hollywood. We're talking Batman Begins, which is only the.......... beginning...... to a really great stretch of movies.

Willie Muse joins Brian & Zach to make the case that Batman & Robin has been a perfect movie this entire time.

Emily joins Brian & Zach to discuss what must be the horniest Jim Carrey vehicle to ever star Batman... Batman Forever!

Jeffery joins Brian & Zach to talk about Batman's first theatrical animated adventure... and probably one of the best movies in the entire series, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm! Also, hey, we've got links! http://brianandzachpod.carrd.co

Bats! Cats! Nasty Little Freaks! Brian and Zach take a look at what is probably their all-time favorite Batman movie-- Batman Returns! How did a Summer blockbuster this ballsy ever get made? Will Hollywood ever make anything like it again? Another rhetorical question to throw out here to give this description some kind of end??

Batmania is in full swing as the boys return to their BATMAN movie rewatch. How does Tim Burton's original movie hold up? Can we make heads or tails of the story? How did The Joker fit that big gun down his pants? This and more! Also, hey, we've got links! http://brianandzachpod.carrd.co

We're off this week because of Brian's move! We dug this out of the vault-- Brian, Patrick, and Zach discussing DRAFT DAY on an unreleased pilot for a sports movie podcast called GAME TAPE! Batman talk will resume next week!

We intended to get BATMAN (1989) and BATMAN RETURNS (1992) recorded before Brian’s big move— but a storm swept through the East Coast and knocked out his internet connection… In a “hopefully this is better than nothing” move we hopped on the phone to talk about movies we watched in 2023. We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled program as soon as possible!

What do you get when you combine Adam West, Burt Ward, four supervillains, a submarine, and a shark repellent bat spray? The answer is the first ever Batman movie, released in 1966 as a spin-off of the popular TV series. We kick off a special season, taking a break from our Smallville rewatch and revisit this classic piece of Batman history. We talk about the campy and colorful style, the goofy dialogue, absurd plot, and the unforgettable gadgets. How does this Batman compare to the other versions we’ve seen on the big screen? Is this movie a camp masterpiece or a dated mess? Join us as we find out! Check out the Discord & Patreon: http://brianzachpod.carrd.co

We're closing out 2023 giving out awards to the best and the worst of Season 5 of Smallville! Thank you everyone who hung out with us this year, and we're excited to bring you more perfectly acceptable podcasting content next year. http://brianzachpod.carrd.co

It's Christmas! We talk about Christmas! Also the finale of Smallville season 5 and how Talkville positively snubbed our very good phone call. http://brianzachpod.carrd.co