Journey to the Fringe

Welcome back, it's part 2 of "how is Chelsie going to pronounce 'Paulides' this week"? Fun fact, this episode actually doubles as a drinking game every time Chelsie pronounces 'Paulides' differently (just a suggestion). Another fun fact, the drinking game is just the sub plot. Aren't episode notes better when we actually write them and we don't let AI do our unpaid jobs for us? Alright, let's get on with this... it's PART 2 of the David PAULIDES MISSING 411 PHENOMENON, this episode we're focusing more on the MISSING, but also David Paulides. What's he up to this episode, you ask? I assume you ask because you're reading this. Well let me tell you, it's some stuff. That's for sure. Some of that stuff includes, but is not limited to; the criteria to make it to his very spooky disappearances list, some critiques of his work, a look at some of the disappearances that David Paulides deems as so spooky it defies all logical comprehension, the NATIONAL PARK SERVICE CONSIPRACY, then some talk about logic and errors... plus...MORE! Wow, look at all those 178 words. My job here in the episode notes is done, catch you in the episode budddddddddddddddyyy Ps.) David, if you're reading this please cease and desist the use of Chelsie's patent pending filing system, and more importantly, please send us an autograph. If you need, we can request it on very official paperwork and include so, so many lies. Oh, one more thing please rate us 5*, share the episode and like us on social media. Thankyousomuch Journey to the Fringe XO https://www.reddit.com/r/Missing411/comments/sfmmzn/stickied_a_list_of_all_missing_411_deconstructions/

Another Wednesday, another Fringe mini. Anyone else still compelled to spell Wednesday in their head like Wed-nes-day? I don't. Anyways, I assume you're here to learn more about the mini and not discuss our head happenings. Speaking of head happenings, you ever feel like sometimes our episode notes turn out just as good if not better than the episode? I don't. Anywho what was I talking about? Right, vegtable's mineral's. Hasta la Viernes! Music creds

It's hereeeeeeee, the long-awaited David Paulides, Missing 411 Saga. Trigger warning police brutality This episode we're focusing on the man behind the Missing 411 brand, the man that used to be a police officer and would never deceive you or misrepresent the devils details (see what I did there). I don't want to give it all away here but, we look at D.P's background in the police force and what he did and why he was fired. It's true, why would I lie, it's not like i've been fired from the police force for reasons unbeknownst to those that haven't listened to this episode and insist on reading these episode notes instead. Then we talk about bigfoot, love that guy. kbye ps.) there's other stuff but just better to listen kbye Links..... Soliticing autographs; https://mercurynews.newsbank.com/search?pub%5B%5D=SJMB&date_from=1996&date_to=1996&text=David+Paulides+&content_added Entrapping gay men for solicitation; Bay Area Reporter on April 28, 1983 Police brutality: The Mercury News from early 1987 tell the story.

Oh hello, I didn't see you there. You must be wondering about this episode we're both here listening to. Firstly, I recommend just having a listen to see what's going on, it's not that long. It is a (Fringey) mini after all. But if you insist on reading the episode notes as well, best I can recall is that it's about rich people who are trying to combat how scarily oceanfront their houses are becoming. The answer of course; sand dune. Does it work? I can't remember so I guess you're going to have to listen to the episode anyway, but I think we were already in agreeance that you would. Beach Town Residents Paid $600,000 for Sand. It Lasted a Few Days. - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

I feel like there would have been a layered joke if we released this episode on a different day... But these episodes take a lot of work as is so you get what you get. Just note I thought about layering my delicious jokes to you. You're welcome. In this episode, we journey beyond the boundaries of time and reason to uncover artifacts that challenge our understanding of history. From ancient screws to inexplicable walls, each discovery invites us to question the narratives we’ve been taught. The Ancient Screw of Russia The Spark Plug of California The Baigong Pipes of China The Great Wall of Texas Sabu Disc of Egypt Conclusion: As we wrap up our journey, we’ll reflect on the tantalizing questions raised by these out-of-place artifacts. Join us next time as we venture deeper into the fringe, seeking answers that defy the ordinary. Remember, dear listeners, reality often hides its most intriguing secrets in plain sight. Tune in to “Journey to the Fringe” and embark on a quest for truth beyond the boundaries of time and space.

Hey di d your class have a classroom pet? Did you have to dissect a frog, or other animal in bio class? Wouldn't it be more exciting if it was a mammoth?!?!?! Well welcome to Alaska, where maybe this is happening (I dunno I just edit and post the episodes). News source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/19/bringing-back-woolly-mammoths-fossils-alaska-schools/70604344007/ Music credits: 2hr+ Retrowave / Synthwave Mixtape - DMCA Royalty Free Music for Twitch By: becklyyy source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYsL3CwDUmA&t=7s

TGIF, and in F day spirit I' m about to let AI do my job! Not happy about it? Too bad because no one is paying me to do this! Before you venture !forth! please set your expectations low and listen to the episode as this description may or may not have anything to do with the what you listen to. Example, your host is not named Professor Curious McSpecs, but i'm sure you knew that? Enjoy! Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! 🌲👣🔍 This latest episode is wilder than a squirrel on an espresso binge! ☕🐿️ Picture this: deep in the heart of the woods, where GPS signals go to die and compasses start questioning their life choices, there they stand—the Mysterious Stairs. 🌳🚶‍♂️ Now, these aren’t your average IKEA steps. Oh no! These stairs are like the lovechild of a Rubik’s Cube and a cryptic crossword puzzle. Each step whispers secrets from the beyond, like, “Hey, did you know Bigfoot’s favorite dance move is the ‘Sasquatch Shuffle’?” 🕺🏽👣 But wait, there’s more! 👀 These stairs may or may not be connected to strange disappearances. People vanish into thin air, leaving behind only their half-eaten granola bars and a confused owl. 🦉🌲 Our intrepid host, Professor Curious McSpecs, armed with a magnifying glass and a pocket-sized conspiracy theory, dives headfirst into the stairwell rabbit hole. 🕳️🔍 He interviews eyewitnesses, like Old Man Jenkins, who swears he saw Elvis moonwalking down those steps one foggy night. 🌚🕺 And let’s not forget Staircase Stan, the local handyman who claims he fixed these stairs once. Apparently, they demanded a non-GMO, gluten-free railing. 🌱🛠️ But the real kicker? The stairs lead to alternate dimensions. Yep, you heard me right. One step, you’re in Idaho; the next, you’re at a tea party with Cthulhu and the Loch Ness Monster. 🍵🦕 Remember, if you hear banjo music while climbing these stairs, RUN. And don’t forget your hiking boots—because nothing says “adventure” like blisters and existential dread! 🥾😱 “Journey to the Fringe”: Where the stairs are wonky, the disappearances are spooktacular, and the Wi-Fi signal is nonexistent. 📻🌌

Today's depressing news comes to us in the form of soundwaves, about plastic. We don't mean to brag but by listening to this podcast we're saving you from the endless feast of plastic that your life has been riddled with, somehow... That's right, the podcast you can ingest with your ears without the plastic. Now that the episode note requirement has been fullfilled, this episode is about plastic. Read more here bros https://www.wbay.com/2024/02/09/general-mills-urged-take-plastics-out-cheerios-soup-canned-corn/

Step into a historical enigma with us as we explore the Phantom Time Hypothesis. This episode takes you through a controversial theory that suggests a segment of the Middle Ages may have never occurred. We’ll dissect the claims of Heribert Illig, who proposed that a conspiracy led by Holy Roman Emperor Otto III, Pope Sylvester II, and possibly Byzantine Emperor Constantine VII, created a fictitious timeline. Was Charlemagne merely a figment of rewritten history? Dive into this fringe theory with us and decide for yourself.

Have you ever wondered if we are just making shit up when we say things off the cuff? How dare you!! But also here's the proof that sometimes we are for real. Let's learn about some of the actions China is taking to lessen the impact of climate change. News Source: China is seeding clouds to replenish its shrinking Yangtze River | CNN

**The longer this goes on, the more we let AI do our job, so I must disclose that I did not write the following description, and for authentic purposes (that's why you listen to us right?), I did not proof read this and on quick glance, it is not even close to being correct. The headings are though, so my job here is done. Welcome to the latest episode of “Journey to the Fringe: if you've got it, haunt it”! 🎙️ In this spine-tingling installment, we delve into the eerie world of haunted objects. Buckle up, because things are about to get spectrally peculiar! 👻 1. “The Anguished Man” Painting: Imagine a canvas that screams louder than a toddler denied ice cream. This painting, aptly named “The Anguished Man,” is like a tortured soul trapped in acrylic. It’s so haunted that even Bob Ross would say, “Happy little ghosts? Nah, let’s paint some existential dread.” 2. Carl Pruitt’s Grave: The Unofficial Origin of “Final Destination”: Carl Pruitt, a regular guy who just wanted to enjoy his morning coffee, accidentally tripped over his shoelace and fell into an open grave. Little did he know, he was auditioning for the lead role in “Final Destination.” The Grim Reaper was like, “You’re hired!” Now every time you spill coffee, Carl’s ghost chuckles from the afterlife. 3. Thomas Busby’s Chair: The Ultimate Game of Musical (Haunted) Chairs: Thomas Busby loved his chair so much that he cursed it. Legend has it that anyone who dared sit in it met a grisly end. It’s like a deadly game of musical chairs, but instead of losing a seat, you lose your mortal coil. The chair whispers, “Sit down, my friend. Your fate awaits!” 4. “The Hands Resist Him” Painting: This artwork makes “Mona Lisa” look like a cheerful stick figure. In “The Hands Resist Him,” creepy hands emerge from a portal, trying to escape the canvas. Critics say it’s a metaphor for unpaid taxes. But honestly, it’s just a portal to a parallel universe where hands have better things to do than pay bills. 5. Ötzi the Iceman: Frosty with a Side of Spookiness: Ötzi, the ancient mummy found frozen in the Alps, isn’t just a popsicle with abs. He’s also a ghostly tour guide. Imagine hiking those icy peaks, and suddenly Ötzi appears, saying, “Welcome to the afterlife! Mind the frostbite.” 6. The Bronze Lady Statue: She’s Got a Leg Up on the Competition: This bronze lady statue has a secret: She moonlights as a dance instructor. At night, she waltzes with other statues, teaching them the cha-cha and the tango. But beware—cross her, and she’ll cha-cha your soul right out of existence. 7. The Myrtles Plantation Mirror: Reflections, Regrets, and Ghost Selfies: The Myrtles Plantation mirror doesn’t just reflect your face; it reflects your deepest regrets. Stare into it, and you’ll see that time you wore socks with sandals. The ghostly whisper? “Fashion faux pas, my friend.” 8. The Chairs of Belcourt Castle: Where Seating Is a Spectral Sport: At Belcourt Castle, chairs play musical souls. Sit in one, and suddenly you’re at a séance with Elvis, Cleopatra, and a confused T. rex. The chairs giggle, “Welcome to the VIP section of the afterlife!” So grab your EVP recorder, charge your proton pack, and join us on this ghostly adventure. Remember, when life gives you haunted lemons, make spectral lemonade! 🍋👻

Hello, Journey to the Fringe here... not sure who else you were expecting. This Wednesday, or some other day because you're listening to us on another other day, we're filling you full of bunker related talk, as well as career change inspiration to what we feel would be a lucrative choice. Yup, This episode is about bunkers and why the rich are building them as well as tons of speculation about all things bunker...bunkers, I don't know which is right. Bye!

In this riveting episode, we delve into the enigmatic realms of forgotten history, where whispers of cataclysmic events and lost civilizations echo through time. Join us as we explore two captivating mysteries: the Mud Flood Hypothesis and the enigmatic land of Tartaria. The Mud Flood Hypothesis: What if entire cities were buried beneath layers of mud and forgotten by modern civilization? The Mud Flood Hypothesis proposes just that—a radical theory that ancient advanced societies were wiped out by massive floods of mud. We’ll examine the evidence, from mysterious architectural anomalies to suppressed historical accounts, and ponder whether our textbooks have been keeping secrets from us. Unveiling Tartaria: Was it a vast empire lost to time, or a mere myth? We’ll journey through the fog of history. From the enigmatic Tartarian maps to the phantom cities, we’ll unravel the web of intrigue surrounding this elusive civilization (but maybe say it's a stupid theory a couple times also) Remember it may not be a good theory, but it's a fun one. Also remember, truth lies at the edges of convention. Tune in to “Journey to the Fringe” and let your curiosity guide you beyond the veil of accepted history. 🎙️🔍✨ Oh also here is that guy saying to look directly at a solar eclipse: https://t.me/TartariaHistoryChannel/15290 Music credit: Gaming 🎮 lofi Hip Hop beats (Twitch and streamer friendly) By: MoonSoul source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=217PWQlTYMI&t=242s

Good news! British Andy is no longer the only royal to gossip about. Have you heard what's been going on with Kate? Don't worry we still talk a bit about British Andy.

G'day mate! This episode we're giving you MORE reasons never to visit Australia! You thought the spiders, snakes and whatever else they got going on down there is bad? Well on the barbie today, we've got the Bunyip, which we were surprised to learn that the description of the creature, actually encompasses every creature currently alive and dead in the land downunder. Weird! Beware the Bunyip! Then we learn about some lights, River Monsters, Yowies, Bluey, Shapeshifters AND Australia's UFO capital. With that being said, the ones that are creatures are actually Bunyips, maybe even the ones that arn't. Anyway can't put too much here because why listen to the episode if I describe it too good here. I promised you links a plenty, and links a plenty you shall get; Australian childrens song about the bunyip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtrYO-Mog60 Infrared video; https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/meet-the-man-who-claims-hes-been-almost-killed-by-a-yowie--twice/news-story/1317d3822b7ee66f80f0369c017c11c3 Infrared video proof of yowie and someone hugging a tree; https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/yowie-researcher-dean-harrison-reveals-proof-creature-exists/news-story/548e364c7d9bf54f12b8c1e8608e52f6 https://www.yowiehunters.com.au/ https://yowiesightings.com/

It's a follow up to an opener but we don't remeber when or where. Anywho, the follow up is on the mother of a school shooter after her teenage son killed four students in a school shooting in 2021. Should she be held accountable? Absolutley yes, in our opinion. We talk a little more about what happened as a refresher. Linked up article for your convenience; https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/the-mother-of-a-school-shooter-was-convicted-of-manslaughter-what-does-this-mean-for-other-cases/ar-BB1hWoGD#:~:text=%E2%80%A2%201mo-,A%20Michigan%20mother%20could%20face%20up%20to%2060%20years%20in,a%20school%20shooting%20in%202021.

In this riveting episode, we delve into the enigmatic world of HAARP (High-frequency Active Auroral Research Program) specifically what it is, what are the conspiracies, and who is Dr. Nick Begich jr. Buckle up as we explore the clandestine experiments, hidden agendas, and mind-bending possibilities surrounding this cutting-edge technology.

Today we discuss a very direct attack on labor rights in the US being warred by Amazon, Elon Musk, and Trader Joes. This lawsuit could mean the end to specific regulatory bodies that protect the right to unionize and collectively bargain. Seeing as we talk a lot about the violent strikes that led to these rights we should probably cover this too... you know, before the rights are lost. The few things I couldn't remember are worth following up on SCOTUS heard the Chevron doctrine case in January and we are currently waiting for the results, here is an article on it: Supreme Court Hears Case That Could Overturn Key Chevron Precedent - The New York Times (nytimes.com) I don't think I did a great job describing what it is so read that article for a better idea. The EPA is in charge of environmental protection. David Acosta was Trump's secretary of labor and the guy was not good for labor, here is an article on the subject: Trump’s Labor Secretary Is a Wrecking Ball Aimed at Workers | The New Yorker any how Acosta was also the attorney in Florida who wrote a super sketchy deal with Epstein to avoid all his crimes from coming to light and Acosta had to step down when shit hit the fan. Eugene Scalia replaced him and he was just as shitty and also happened to be the son of a deceased Republican Supreme Court Justice, Here is an article on the subject: Column: Trump has turned the Department of Labor into the Department of Employer Rights - Los Angeles Times (latimes.com) Lastly here's an article on the UAW head Shawn Fain expressing his rich eating views: U.A.W. Chief Shawn Fain Has a Nonnegotiable Demand: Eat the Rich - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

Welcome! It's the new and improved Journey to the Fringe. Improved because we're now represented by the people's whale... with legs! It's as if the prophecy has been fortold! Now everyone has been improved in someway or another... but we haven't improved anything else, so don't get your hopes up. Anyhow this week we're wingin' it, with Canadian Cryptids! We're putting our Journey to the Fringe twist on the beloved Heritage Moment in the form of the unexplained with a dash of mundane, cryptid version! Are we covering your favorite Canadian Cryptid? Probably not, but maybe you'll find your new Canadian Fav. Probably, if you're listening with a quart of moonshine! Check out these links if you're so compelled; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMzBHKZayZs Toronto river systems; https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidz/images/d/d4/Tornto_rivers.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151110171058

This mini we're talking about corporations taking advantage of loopholes in the 13th Amendment. I know we say this alot, but, prepare to be a mix of negative emotions. Just when you thought corporations couldn't get more evil, they do! But are we shocked? Somehow, yes. We're just waiting for the Orca's to grow legs and avenge us all. For your reference, to share with everyone you know; https://apnews.com/article/prison-to-plate-inmate-labor-investigation-c6f0eb4747963283316e494eadf08c4e