Believe It! A Naruto Podcast

Thank you for coming along with us everyone, we will never watch Naruto again. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

It's WEDDING SZN and the penultimate Believe It! episode. The gang gears up to get gifts for Naruto and Hinata, and Shikamaru's bonus story ends (literally who cares get lost shadow man). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

This week we're diving into the Shikamaru story, and boy, they really don't know how to write ninja stuff on this show! Points for trying, I guess? Liam encourages guerilla warfare, we discuss why Naruto looks like a knockoff Eminem, Kakashi got fat :( --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

It's time for a Sasuke solo arc (boo, hiss) involving kekkei genkai, secret islands, and a girl who looks like a child but is definitely for sure older than you, actually. We also discuss modern art, and Liam has a late lunch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

ONE LAST FLASHBACK CAN WE GET A SALUTE o7 It's baby backstory power hour which is not what we signed up for but we make the best of it. Remembering Jiraiya, appreciating young Orochimaru, thinking respectfully about Tsunade (as always). Witness our great big brains talk about riding dinosaurs and bug facts trauma dump. This covers episodes 480-83 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. Bonus: What do we do after Naruto? Will you pay us 1000 dollars to watch High School DxD? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

It’s done. We have effectively completed the plot of Naruto. Somehow still not done the show though. The two boys wrestle, Kt’s prophecy comes true, we get ready for our victory lap in the last few weeks of the show. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Actually a lot of conversation about Naruto this week, because Sasuke has gone maybe more insane than ever before. Also, Obito in heaven (EMOTIONAL NOT CLICKBAIT). Tobirama Second Hokage provides colour commentary to Sasuke’s bullshit. The Boruto Wives Are Not Girls’ Girls. This covers episodes 472-75 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We watch the greatest episode of Naruto and clutch desperately onto the happiness it brings. Obito gets done dirty by the dub one last time. Sociopaths shouldn’t be able to unlock the mangekyo, change my mind. KT almost cries, Duncan deflects 10 punches (no he doesn’t), and Liam becomes a zoo animal. This covers episodes 468-71 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Lots of real traditional values explored this week: the importance of the family unit, Catholicism, kind deeds. Kishimoto is determined to rob us of all our money and all our joy. We meet another Jesus Christ figure and he's the Christiest one yet. The Sage of the Six Paths clearly has a favourite son, and we reveal a new character in the Believe It! Podcast Universe (BIPU). Liam has to sit down and watch all four episodes and feels vindicated because he hated Naruto before it was cool. Thanks for the breakfast sandwiches, Liam. You'll never read this but you make them the very best, and the sauce mix is perfect. This covers episodes 464-67 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We are happy to learn Kaguya’s backstory (she has some good points) and talk about it this week when we are in fact 40 episodes from the end of the entire series Meanwhile in a brief glimpse of canon, Sasuke is in hell and Naruto debuts a new move: Reverse Harem Jutsu. Naturally, in response, we discuss the fuckability of aliens, mythical creatures, and ancient civilizations. If you want us to watch Boruto you’d better take a page from our book and try to manifest some wealth rq because this podcast is almost over and we are NOT loving the moon people. This covers episodes 460-63 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Some real Plot is happening in Shippuden now that there's 40 episodes left. Luckily, we have Kishimoto on the show this week to chat about why he made some of these special authorial decisions. We've finally been introduced to the real Big Bad Guy, so we have some thoughts about past villains in Naruto and the chain of command that they follow and who is actually awesome and who we wish the best for in Boruto. Aliens in the mall, aliens in Naruto, aliens in our actual real lives. This covers episodes 456-59 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. *Parody *In Minecraft/Roblox/Overwatch 2 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Join us as we dive deep into the life and times of Danzo. How did he get to the top of all of Konoha's government and military structure? What do those sharingan eyes do when no-one's looking? Who is he without Sarutobi Third Hokage's love? Itachi is a cat, Sasuke is an unknowable blob. Take a shot every time you hear Duncan sigh like he wants his life to be over immediately and you'll feel 10% as bad as he did on this day. We are terrible guests at parties. Liam is short. This covers episodes 453-55 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Our audio setup is in shambles but our vibe remains intact. Jiraiya novel is OVER, Itachi light novel is NOW (after we quickly resolve some infinite tsukuyomi stuff for the rest of the cast) Orochimaru imparts some of his classic wisdom on a really young child. Itachi Uchiha is misbehaving. Sasuke’s mom is throwing it back and turning it out. This covers Naruto Shippuden episodes 449-452, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Naruto and Sasuke fight at the Final Valley, Deidara is feeling underappreciated in his time so he drops a bomb -- MOST IMPORTANTLY we invent a new game for house parties this holiday season enjoy!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

Finally, like every good Uchiha boy, Sasuke becomes a cop. This gives us a lot to consider. Why's he *like that* in every universe? Maybe Kages should have term limits. Maybe Sakura was right to keep her abilities a secret this whole time. Maybe Orochimaru would have written this all differently. Liam: game designer, sommelier, hangover king. Kt is in the business of teen shoutouts. Duncan sure did go to arts school. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

In Naruto this week, we wrap up? the first? half? of the Jiraiya YA fanfiction arc. The Sasori 100 puppets fight happens again in this universe. The Masked Man is revealed to be Neji's father, and a village gets blown up. You're definitely following the plot and all of these words make sense to you, right? Anyway, we do more Dan slander while Tsunade gets drunk, unpack some more dreamworld perceptions, and discuss a completely hypothetical jacket theft. This covers Naruto Shippuden episodes 437-440, dubbed. Support on Patreon if you want to hear episodes a week early, and this week we gush about Saltburn in the bonus: patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

We enter a fresh new filler hell because this arc is 18 EPISODES LONG, SURPRISE!!! Tsunade wrote Jiraiya's book for this excellent dream within a dream where the kids are all 12 again and Minato is alive and the Hyuga eyes are more valuable. If the show is allowed to imagine whatever they want for this long then we can do chalkra talkra and pretend the Sannin and Dan are at a house party and make excellent jokes about Joe Biden fighting the resurrected former presidents. You can support us on Patreon if you have a huge dong and want to hear episodes a week early etc: patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

I'm gonna be honest, there's a lot of Dream talk in this one. Yeah that's capital D Dream the Minecraft YouTuber, as in the guy who got absolutely cooked by Gumball in an Uber and released a video of it the day before we got together for this recording session. If you're a Patron this might still be relevant and timely. I hope it's still relevant and timely when this episode goes public tbh, I really believe that's what Nicolas Cantu meant when he said he was an Albert Einstein level history book maker. But also: Hammered Housewife Hinata, Chunin Exam gossip sessions, Tsunade's dream, and Dan is a worm. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

This week, we enter probably the best filler arc of all time, where we start our journey of watching dream worlds literally until the calendar year 2024, if my calculations are correct. Yams returns and his dream world is so pathetic. We wonder if Kakashi is actually certifiably hot in canon. Our beautiful beacon of hope, Tenten, has it all figured out. (Filler Queeeeeeeeeeen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, etc etc.) This covers episodes 426-428 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. Patreon heard it last week!: ⁠patreon.com/believeit --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message

This week on Naruto, Madara Wins. Sasuke’s eyes evolve. Naruto is on fire with the power of God. Gaara asks Naruto out on a date!!!!!!!! and Sakura is there too :) We spend equal amounts of time hypothesizing everybody’s infinite tsukuyomis, Shino’s bug circus, and turning your beloved pets into ink. We feel centred and balanced and mentally well. Support on Patreon for early access to episodes, bonus episodes every week, and other heaps of nonsense in the discord: ⁠patreon.com/believeit This episode covers episodes 422-425 of Naruto Shippuden, dubbed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/believeit/message