Crews Control

What could be in this episode? I truly don't remember. It will be a surprise for you and me both!

This and the next few episodes should have hit the feed a long time ago. Life got busy. Oops. I honestly don't remember what the next few episodes entail so the descriptions are going to just be little messages to the listeners like you! Hi, I hope things are going well for you. They are? That's great to hear! Enjoy this nonsense! Oh, and happy Thanksgiving!

Yeah, we're back...relatively. We promise no regularity of uploads!

Grant forgets to wipe and has heart problems, Dorsch becomes a dummy and has heart problems, and Leo is still alive and has heart problems. It's been a while since we last heard from The Crew. Well, the strike hit JAMP hard but your three favorite knuckleheads find themselves in the Crews Nest for what might be the very last time... Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This page contains stories about bikes, circus acts, dental disciples, and vocal coaching. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This Page contains stories about school dances, illiterate librarians, loyalty cards, cartoon crushes, and radio shows. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This page has stories about cats, immersive films, seriously wet mouths, and mutual wives. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Don't drink and drive, kids. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

What was once the Book of Pages is now simply "Blank Page". It is still a spin off of a spin off. This page has stories about weddings, fruit, and valet services. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Breath in, scream out, do not collect $200. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This couch has seen a hole lot! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

This PAGE from Crews Control's Book Of PAGES is sponsored by Bertuccis! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

HOOOO-WEEEEE! This PAGE is about dancing! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

You found a P.A.G.E. (Pete Ari George Episode) from Crews Control's Big Book Of Pages! This page is dedicated to Wouter André "Wally" De Backer, known professionally as Gotye. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Ribs so good you'll end up intubated! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

**Pop** Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Somehow, even though things are wayyyyyy off track, this one is canon... Weird! Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

School is in session. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

I spy three spies spying on spies spying on spies. Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Welcome to White Cow, how can I help you? Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake! Logo by Ari Goldberg Theme composed by Steve Sarro & Nathan Cowper Sound design and editing by Ari Goldberg A part of the Asylum Podcast Network. (We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)