Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast

"In “Twin Towers,” Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer all deal with slightly mundane 9/11-related conundrums that, naturally, wind up intersecting with one another in the episode’s finale. Jerry develops an aversion to the dust that’s settled over New York City; Elaine discovers—much to her chagrin—that the guy she wanted to dump didn’t end up dying in the attack; George is mistaken for a mysterious hero who saved a dozen people from the World Trade Center; and Kramer tries to get the government to replace his box cutters, which were stolen by his friend and used in the 9/11 hijacking." - Caroline Siede (from the AVClub article) This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey review a Seinfeld spec script, written by Billy Domineau, dealing with the aftermath of 9/11. Originally written as parody, the script quickly gained notoriety thanks to an AVClub article. We highly recommend you read both the article and the script itself before listening to the review! Even though the boys don't break down the script scene by scene like the would with a regular episode, they do rate it like one at the end. Let us know what you think of the script or our review on Patreon or our social media pages. Thanks to our Patrons for keeping Cartwright going, post Seinfeld! Don't forget you can listen to our weekly Curb Your Enthusiasm aftershow! AVClub article by Caroline Siede The Twin Towers (Spec Script) by Billy Domineau ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey rank their favorite George girlfriends! This one was a little bit tougher to do than the Kramer episode prior because George had a lot of girlfriends... like, A LOT! More than his character had any right to have, but that's television for you lol! We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format we produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or Patreon! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey rank their favorite Kramer girlfriends! Be it based purely on looks or just their energy, the boys have a grand time breaking down this list. And like with the previous episodes in this little series, the second half is dedicated to trivia (Corey throws in some random 90s questions to mix it up)! We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format we produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or Patreon! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey keep the sleaze going with Elaine’s Top 5 Boyfriends! We kicked off the post-Seinfeld by ranking Jerry’s girlfriends and, as promised, we are following that up with Elaine’s men! Adam and Corey are equal opportunity sleazebags lol! Also like last time, the second half of this episode the boys play a little Seinfeld trivia. We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format we produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or Patreon! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey keep the conversation going with Jerry's Top 5 Girlfriends! Sure, the boys start off their post-Seinfeld adventures on a sleazy foot, but to balance things out they recorded a Top 5 Elaine Boyfriends immediately after. That one will be dropping next :) The second half of this episode Adam and Corey play a little Seinfeld trivia. We hope you enjoy this departure from the "aftershow" format they produced for 9 seasons. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or Patreon! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey wrap-up Seinfeld as a whole! That’s right, this is the big one! The boys look back at the series as a whole and discuss their favorite/least favorite seasons and episodes from everyone’s favorite show about nothing. But this isn’t the last episode of Cartwright! by any stretch of the imagination. Between the Curb aftershow going weekly on Patreon and the fun episodes Adam and Corey have planned for the future, there’s a lot more Cartwright! to come :) ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey wrap-up season nine! That's right, the final season of everyone's favorite show about nothing... but not the final Cartwright!, though. We still have our series wrap-up coming as well as other fun stuff planned for the future of the show. And, of course, the Curb Your Enthusiasm aftershow is still going strong! We hope you enjoy this Season 9 wrap-up episode. Let us know what you think on our Facebook page or Patreon! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 21 (Season 9) Summery: “A look back at favorite moments from all nine seasons.” Original air date: May 14, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review the second clip show in Seinfeld’s history, The Chronicle. When it first aired, this was a two-parter but when you watch it on Netflix it’s presented as a single episode, so that’s how the boys tackle it here. Adam also challenges Corey’s memory with some Seinfeld trivia in the second half of this review. Enjoy! ATENTION: The next episode (The Finale) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 19 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry dates his maid, blurring the lines between courtship and prostitution. George gets an unwanted nickname at the office. Kramer’s girlfriend moves downtown. Elaine resents her new phone number’s area code.” Original air date: April 30, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Maid! An episode with some decent set-ups but fails to stick the landings almost completely across the board. There were some fun moments to be had, mostly from Kruger, but Kramer’s stupidity really brings down this one down. A shame since there are so few episodes left in the series. Let us know what you think of The Maid on our Facebook page or Patreon! ATENTION: The next episode (The Puerto Rican Day) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 17 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry spots Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore, while George gets in trouble for taking a book into the bathroom. Elaine gets drunk at the office party and makes out with a co-work. Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business.” Original air date: April 9, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Bookstore! A fun episode of everyone’s favorite show about nothing that sadly feels incomplete without a stinger at the end of it. Will that odd story choice hold The Bookstore back from sitcom greatness? You’ll have to listen to find out! Let us know what you think of The Bookstore on our Facebook page or Patreon! ATENTION: The next episode (The Frogger) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 15 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry buys his father an electronic organizer. Elaine thinks her boyfriend is black. Kramer retires to Florida, and Morty convinces him to run for condo board president. George lies to Susan’s parents about leasing a house in the Hamptons.” Original air date: February 26, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Wizard! The boys both agree that this is a top-tier episode of their favorite show about nothing! Every storyline is strong but, more importantly, The Wizard makes fun of people’s need to categorize someone based on race. Just like with “Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” Seinfeld is at its best when it’s handling taboo topics. Let us know what you think of The Wizard on our Facebook page or Patreon! ATENTION: The next episode (The Burning) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 13 (Season 9) Summery: “Elaine draws a cartoon for The New Yorker. George dates a woman who resembles Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Jerry contends with Sally Weaver over her one-woman show. Kathy Griffin guest stars.” Original air date: January 29, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Cartoon! Sadly, this episode threads familiar ground with Jerry and George and, even worse, it was done better before. Couple that with some fairly weak storylines and you have an episode worthy of the hatred everyone has for Sally Weaver lol! ATENTION: The next episode (The Strong Box) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 11 (Season 9) Summery: “Jerry decides to buy a new car from Puddy. A starving George accuses a mechanic of stealing his Twix bar. Kramer test-drives a car, emptying its gas tank. Puddy’s obsession with high-fives leads Elaine to break up with him…again.” Original air date: January 8, 1998 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Dealership! An episode that starts out strong but gradually runs out of gas over time. There was some fun to be had at the dealership, to be sure, but over this is a fairly middle-of-the-road episode of Seinfeld. Worthy of a high-five…but maybe not a “down low.” ATENTION: The next episode (The Reverse Peephole) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 9 (Season 9) Summery: “George demands an apology from Jason Hanke over and old dispute. Jerry learns the difference between good naked and bad naked. Kramer installs a disposal in his shower. Elaine’s co-worker fears her germs, and Puddy admits he’s a germ-a-phobe as well. James Spader guest stars.” Original air date: December 11, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Apology! You know, the episode with where 80s mega-star, James Spader plays Stanky Hanky lol! (Yes, Corey writes the episode notes) Inside jokes aside, this is a very serviceable episode of Seinfeld. It comes in, does its job, and doesn't overstay its welcome. Not all episodes have to be homeruns, sometimes a nice little bunt will do. Let us know what you think of The Apology in the comments below! ATENTION: The next episode (The Strike) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey record a special episode as a tribute to their fathers who have both passed away within the last 9 months, and to the Seinfeld fathers, Jerry Stiller and Barney Martin, who have both passed away as well. Don’t worry, this isn’t a morbid episode of Cartwright! In fact, we think it’s quite uplifting and we hope you enjoy it :) Let us know what you think of this special episode of Cartwright! on social media or our Patreon page! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 7 (Season 9) Summery: “Elaine's neighbor leaves the country without turning off her alarm clock. Kramer discovers unusual uses for his meat slicer. George goes to work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing and promptly sneaks a photo out of Kruger's office to avoid an awkward confrontation. Jerry dates a dermatologist.” Original air date: November 13, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Slicer! This episode is chock-full of callbacks, some great and some not so great depending on which host you ask. Regardless, this is a masterclass on how to successfully tie together multiple storylines and jokes. Plus you get the introduction of fan-favorite, Kruger aka K-UUUUGER, played by Daniel von Bargen! No matter how you cut it, The Slicer is top-tier Seinfeld. Let us know what you think of our review of The Slicer on social media or our Patreon page! ATENTION: The next episode (The Betrayal) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 5 (Season 9) Summery: “Kramer cancels his mail. Jerry’s old friend ‘fragile Frankie’ gives him a van. Kramer offers Anthony Quinn’s undershirt in exchange for the van. George’s parents rekindle their romance. Elaine meets the man of her dreams but wants to keep Puddy on hold. Wilford Brimley guest stars.” Original air date: October 30, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Junk Mail! Even though there’s a lot to like in this episode, the story is all over the place and a lot of it’s plot points are so far outside the realm of reality it’s hard to connect with. But we do get an amazing cameo by Wilford ‘Beetus’ Brimley and that has to add at least a half a point to the overall score! We hope you enjoyed this episode of Cartwright! If you’re digging the show, please consider leaving us a 5 Star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. It’s a free way to help out! ATENTION: The next episode (The Merv Griffin Show) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 3 (Season 9) Summery: “George competes with Lloyd Braun at selling computers in the Costanzas’ garage. Frank shouts ‘serenity now’ to keep calm. Jerry gets in touch with his emotions. Mr. Lippman’s son kisses Elaine at his bar mitzvah. Kramer sets up Frank’s old screen door and spends time relaxing outside his apartment.” Original air date: October 9, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey breakdown and review The Serenity Now (insanity later lol)! Not only is this a quintessential episode of Seinfeld it’s also one of the best sitcom episodes of all time. Is that a bold statement to make? Sure, but the boys stand by it! Let us know if you stand by it too. We hope you enjoyed this episode of Cartwright! If you’re digging the show, please consider leaving us a 5 Star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. It’s a free way to help out! ATENTION: The next episode (The Blood) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

Seinfeld Episode 1 (Season 9) Summery: “Kramer begins shaving with butter, and the scent overwhelms Newman. George fakes a handicap to land a job at Play Now. Jerry resents Bania for riding his coattails. Elaine and Puddy break up and get back together numerous times on a flight back to Europe. Gordon Jump guest stars.” Original air date: September 25, 1997 This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey are back from their brief hiatus to kick off Season 9 with The Butter Shave! A zany concept, to be sure, but a welcome one (said in our best Senator Palpatine voice from Episode 1)! And while this isn’t a perfect episode, it kicks off the season rather nicely and sets the stage for what’s to come. We hope you enjoyed this episode of Cartwright! If you’re digging the show, please consider leaving us a 5 Star review on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. They’re a free way to support the show! ATENTION: The next episode (The Voice) will be Patreon exclusive! ————————————— Our complete SEINFELD archive plus our CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM aftershow can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com

This week on Cartwright! A Seinfeld Podcast, Adam and Corey wrap-up season eight! A season that sees the gang slide further into a surreal and alternate reality with episodes like The Bizarro Jerry. It also sees the end of the opening standup act for the hit-or-miss sometimes-cold open. Plus, no two-parter! How will these and other changes factor into the overall rating of the season? You'll have to listen to find out! We hope you enjoy this wrap-up episode and, as per usual, we’ll be taking a week off between seasons. Let us know what your favorite episodes were on our Facebook fanpage! ————————————— Our COMPLETE show archive can be found exclusively at patreon.com/Cartwright Follow us on Facebook: facebook.com/cartwrightpodcast This podcast is part of the BFOPNetwork.com