Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's
Comedy
This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
This is a podcast about whatever happened to pizza at McDonald's.
Language:
English
Episodes
376 - A Windfall
9/18/2025
After working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child her/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Kommie Kids.
Duration:00:18:17
375 - Forgiving Satan
7/31/2025
In a follow-up to last week's episode, I question my favorite prayer hotline about why they hung up on me for asking if God and Satan could "bury the hatchet" and allow Devil-worshippers into Heaven.
Duration:00:10:56
374 - RIPizza, Ozzy Osbourne
7/26/2025
I would like to induct the pioneering pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my celebrity hall of fame, but hesitate to do so on account of he worshipped Satan. Can I solve this problem by healing the relationship between God and His nemesis, the devil known as The Devil?
Duration:00:14:23
373 - McPizza Bites
7/19/2025
Our Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, which are part of McDonald's Canada's crime-glorifying International Heist Menu.
Duration:00:16:09
372 - Pool Boy
7/10/2025
After a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked across the United States to return to Los Angeles, I detail the details of my current living situation with a deranged former Hollywood actress in a dilapidated mansion.
Duration:00:17:38
371 - Slop
5/13/2025
My thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright dispute concerning the unauthorized use of my image in a YouTube "thirst trap" video.
Duration:00:23:20
370 - College of Cardinals
4/28/2025
I examine Cardinal Pizzaball's potential competition in the race to become the next pope. Plus, I discuss updates on the matter of last year's assassination of a lesser-liked Brian Thompson. And I detail the details of my involvement with a famous 1995 murder trial.
Duration:00:14:48
369 - Farewell, The Pope
4/24/2025
I wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that his passing away might have something to do with my placing U.S. President Donald Trump under citizens' arrest.
Duration:00:12:49
368 - A Special Announcement / Notice
4/20/2025
After careful consideration of various crimes committed by the United States presidential administration, and with my role as a citizen as well as an award-pending investigative journalist in mind, I make a special announcement / notice re: a citizen's arrest.
Duration:00:14:06
367 - Group Chat
3/31/2025
I solicit help from above in my quest to be accidentally added to a group chat discussing top secret McDonald's secrets.
Duration:00:11:38
366 - Adult Babies
3/25/2025
I show support for McDonald's adult-oriented menu items (like pizza) by donning a costume to purchase the new Minecraft adult Happy Meal.
Duration:00:17:24
365 - Facial Recognition
3/19/2025
I attempt to trick McDonald's new artificial intelligence facial recognition technology by wearing a rubber fright mask of comedian/talent judge Howard Mandel's face.
Duration:00:14:35
364 - Priest Chat
2/28/2025
In my pursuit to join the College of Cardinals so that I might cast a vote for a pizza-friendly pope, I chat online with a friendly priest from PriestChat.com.
Duration:00:15:58
363 - Pope Pizzaballa I
2/26/2025
With the current pope in ill health, I pursue the possibility of joining the College of Cardinals so that I might cast a vote for the next pope: Pope Pizzaballa I.
Duration:00:13:48
362 - DOGE
2/20/2025
In an attempt to gain better access to government records regard McDonald's Pizza matters (whatever happened to it, etc.), I seek to join the Department of Government Efficiency.
Duration:00:11:15
361 - Plastic Poisoning
2/14/2025
Research on Reddit.com leads me to question whether McDonald's stopped serving pizza because too many people were eating the plastic tray on which is was served.
Duration:00:17:46
360 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 3
1/31/2025
On the conclusion of an epic 3-part saga concerning the horrific Altoona-style pizza, I share the results of my accidental plastic consumption with the Kraft corporation and am rewarded handsomely for the effort.
Duration:00:13:04
359 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 2
1/29/2025
On the advice of the Kraft corporation, I contact the reference desk at my local public library to determine whether I am in bodily danger from having consumed a Kraft Single with the plastic wrapper still on.
Duration:00:13:17
358 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 1
1/24/2025
I detail the shocking horror of Altoona-style pizza and suffer my own intestinal mishap in the process.
Duration:00:19:42
357 - New Year Predictions
12/31/2024
I contact a professional psychic to answer some questions regarding what to expect in the new year vis-à-vis the potential return of certain fast food items, etc.
Duration:00:08:48