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Hate Watching with Dan and Tony

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Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.

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Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.

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Hate Watching 47 Ronin

5/1/2024
Prepare for an epic clash of opinions as Dan and I tackle the cinematic spectacle that is "47 Ronin," with none other than Keanu Reeves leading the charge. This isn't your typical samurai tale; it's a whirlwind of fantasy, questionable character choices, and a wild Dogecoin gamble that's almost as fantastical as the film itself. You won't want to miss the fireworks as we go head-to-head over the film's rewatchability, the enchanting yet underutilized witch, and the mishandling of a hefty Netflix budget. Venture with us into the murky waters of "47 Ronin's" often bewildering narrative choices, where samurai and sorcery collide with mixed results. The emotional weight of classics like "Gladiator" hangs over our discussion as we consider what elements could've bolstered this film's storyline. We don't hold back, pondering the cultural authenticity versus Hollywood glitz and the stumbles in engaging international audiences. Plus, we've got a full roster of other screen gems and blunders to dissect, from the reality-warping "Gogglebox" to the eerie authenticity of "Baby Reindeer." Rounding out our cinematic rollercoaster ride, we sift through the confusion and entertainment that "47 Ronin" provides, questioning Tengu Forest's narrative oddities and the climax's chaotic escape. And for the aesthetically driven, we share thoughts on "Rebel Moon's" visual appeal despite its narrative shortcomings. So, whether you're here for the critique, the comedy, or simply to hear Dan and I spar over the merits of on-screen sorcery, you're in for a treat. Just press play and join the debate that's as sharp as a samurai's blade and as unpredictable as a witch's spell. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:17:14

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Hate Watching In A Dark Place

4/24/2024
Ever wonder if a head-scratching film can actually be a prequel without telling you? This week, Dan and Tony tackle the circuitous storytelling of "In a Dark Place"​—yes, that adaptation of "A Turn of the Screw"—and wrestle with a climax that's more bewildering than a plot twist in a labyrinth. We're peering through the lens of both laughter and critique, dissecting the odd dynamics between characters, the seemingly gratuitous scenes, and the perplexing sexual undertones that leave us as befuddled as a pair of detectives at a ghost convention. Hold onto your popcorn, because our cinematic safari doesn't stop there. We're diving into the murky waters of "The Turning," where the sudden pivot to religious symbolism in the film's final moments leaves us gasping for air—metaphorically speaking. From improvised dialogue that feels like a game of narrative Mad Libs, to character decisions that defy logic, we keep the banter buoyant as we navigate the stormy seas of this adaptation's attempt at provocative storytelling. And if you think ghostly encounters with dolls and masked figures are where the weirdness ends, think again. It's a whirlwind of wonky jokes and untapped drumming potential that might just have you questioning the very fabric of cinematic comedy. So join Tony and me as we muse on everything from the oddities of art therapy in film to the strange allure of schoolyard dynamics—all while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism about whether our beloved Finn Wolfhard could have been the saving grace of a haunted Bly Manor. Grab a seat and let's get reel about movies! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:21:58

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Hate Watching The Turning

4/17/2024
Embark on a cinematic journey with Dan and Tony as we unravel the spectral tale of "The Turning," where confusion reigns supreme and ghostly encounters challenge the protagonist's grip on reality. As we dissect this adaptation entangled in the same web as Mike Flanagan's "The Haunting of Bly Manor," we're left scratching our heads at the plot twists and character dynamics that seem to play a game of flashlight tag with our understanding. From questionable '90s music choices to the deeper meanings behind tattoos and empty gumball machines, join us for a dissection of a film that teeters on the edge of the supernatural and the sanity of its characters. Lean in and listen closely as we hold nothing back, critiquing the film's attempt to blur lines that perhaps shouldn't have been drawn in the first place. Our analysis is rife with the enigmatic aroma of old polaroids, the whisperings of ghostly children, and a lake with secrets as murky as its waters. As we ponder the unsettling advances of one character and the mysterious pasts of others, the haunted house backdrop serves as the perfect canvas for our spirited dialogue. And who could forget the classic "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" references as we navigate the cobwebbed corridors of haunted houses and debate the virtues of a savior in this eerie maelstrom? Wrapping up with a bout of laughter and some sage advice from a UCB comedian on the art of universal humor, we tackle the significance behind every misplaced spider and disembodied hand. The episode closes on the chilling notes of a ghostly reenactment and a protagonist teetering on the brink of madness. So, if you're eager for a ride through the twists and turns of a thriller that aims to leave you second-guessing what's real, make sure to tune in to this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:17:29

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Hate Watching Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star

4/10/2024
Ever found yourself questioning your movie-picking prowess after a particularly dreadful flick? Well, buckle up as Dan and Tony, your guides in the realm of regrettable comedies, tear into "Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star" with the kind of fervor reserved for fruitcake at a bake sale. Our episode isn't just about the cringe-inducing antics of a film that can't decide if it's a comedy or a gross-out festival; it's a laughter-laden voyage through the mishaps of a potential laugh riot that somehow forgot to pack the punchlines. With a sprinkling of personal tales, we tiptoe around the landmines of lackluster humor and baffling character choices that left us more confused than amused. "Destined for Greatness?" Hardly. As we step into the Hollywood dreamscape with Bucky and his bewildering rise to adult film fame, we can't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. From the peculiar bee-in-shorts debacle to the Midwestern accent that chews the scenery harder than a locust swarm, we navigate the film's attempts at comedy that miss the mark by a country mile. Amidst the side-splitting banter, we also ponder what this film could have been with a bit more narrative polish and character depth – a true Cinderella story for the adult industry, perhaps? As we wrap up our cinematic roast with a generous helping of sage recommendations, we're not just about the belly laughs; we're here to steer you toward the promised land of entertainment. Find out why we're applauding the latest season of "Taskmaster," which books are keeping us hooked, and why you might want to give "Argyle" a chance despite its mixed reviews. From our candid take on "Tacoma FD" to the unexpected merits of skipping to the second season of the "Halo" series, our podcast is a treasure trove of insights for those who like their critiques served with a side of hilarity. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:19:34

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Hate Watching Madame Web

4/2/2024
Prepare to be astonished as we, your intrepid hosts Dan and Tony, tear into "Madame Web" a superhero fiasco that plummeted from high expectations into the depths of cinematic despair. We're not holding back—even Dakota Johnson's furrowed brow couldn't mask the confusion of her character's rage or save the tangled mess of a plot that left us more bewildered than a spider after a dust buster encounter. Strap in for a rollicking review where we dissect questionable fight choreography, mystifying CPR techniques, and a soundtrack that'll have you checking your calendar to make sure we're still in the 21st century. This episode isn't all doom and gloom; we've got our fair share of head-scratching laughs as we navigate peculiar plot twists that would leave even M. Night Shyamalan flummoxed. From venomous villainy to the enigmatic Spider People and their arboreal antics, we take shots at the ludicrous twists that had us questioning our own reality. But wait until you hear our take on the game-changing Spider-Man costume caper—our critique of this and the curious case of an indestructible ambulance will have you wondering if you're listening to a podcast or a stand-up routine. And because we're not just about tearing down dreams, join us as we marvel at the CGI wizardry of "Top Gun: Maverick" and ponder the authenticity of Christopher Nolan's effects. The film industry is our playground, and we swing from the heights of aerial stunts to the gritty alleyways we expect in the upcoming "Madame Web" movie. Plus, we give a shout-out to Radio Company, the band with Jensen Ackles that slipped under our radar until now—how did we miss that voice? Buckle up, film fans, for an episode that's part film criticism, part comedy, and entirely unmissable. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:41:27

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Hate Watching The Green Hornet

4/2/2024
Get set for a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments as we pull apart the 2011 movie "Green Hornet." It's Dan and Tony here, ready to serve up a steaming helping of movie critique with a side of snark. We'll navigate through Seth Rogen's unexpected superhero antics and the film's peculiar choices, overlaying our insights with the stark realities of celebrity net worth versus our own. We're not just watching the movie; we're peeling back the layers of its narrative choices and examining the odd dynamic between the wealthy playboy, Britt Reid, and his sidekick, Kato. Fasten your seatbelts because we're tearing through the bewildering superpowers, comedic mishaps, and everything in between. We scrutinize character relationships, the film's attempt at humor that misses the mark, and question the development of said characters. But that's not all! We draw comparisons to classic films and even share a laugh about the potential aspirations of a "paycheck movie." And, of course, what's a heroic tale without examining the villainous Christoph Waltz and the tone he sets right from his opening scene? To top it off, we're not just sticking to "Green Hornet." Our cinematic conversation stretches across the spectrum of screen treasures, from comforting flicks to the hottest series that have us buzzing. We even look ahead, speculating on future classics and giving you a taste of what's in store with "Venom: The Last Dance." Trust us, whether you're here for the film dissections or just cruising for a good time, you'll find plenty to enjoy in this action-packed episode. So, come along for the ride—it's time to get real about movies, the good, the bad, and the hilariously awful. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:22:43

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Hate Watching Monster Trucks

3/20/2024
Strap in, folks, because we're peeling out on a cinematic odyssey that may just shift your perspective on those so-called "flops" rattling around Tinseltown. Remember "Monster Trucks"? That's where we're kicking things off, but brace yourself—it's not the takedown you'd expect. We're mounting a spirited defense of this underdog, digging into what it really takes to charm the ankle-biters of the world with Hollywood magic. And while we're talking about charm, let's not forget the behemoth of childhood nostalgia—"Free Willy." We'll unpack the art of the beloved and the berated, all while chuckling at the absurdity of a 26-year-old high school student. As we cruise through this episode, we'll navigate the nooks and crannies of character development—or the lack thereof—in our latest movie watch. Characters like Barry Pepper's sheriff and our MacGyver-esque hero Trip might have you questioning their choices, but hey, that's part of the fun, right? And speaking of fun, what's a monster truck showdown without a good old-fashioned critique of physics-defying stunts, monster intelligence, and a hearty dose of destruction without consequences? Buckle up, because we're in for some laughs, head-scratching moments, and maybe a couple of "a-ha" revelations along the way. Finally, we're revving up the conversation to include a taste of sinister surveillance, monster hunts, and the occasional philosophical musing. Plus, we'll toss some love to director Chris Wedge and his journey from "Monster Trucks" to "Ice Age," proving that in Hollywood, the road less traveled might just be the most rewarding. So, grab your headphones, and let's burn rubber through an episode that's as much a blast from the past as it is a pedal-to-the-metal thrill ride. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:06:52

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Hate Watching Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

3/5/2024
Ever wondered what happens when superhero antics collide with real-world issues like climate change? Join us as we go beyond the surface of "Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom," where we offer our frank take on the sequel's whirlpool of politics, character arcs, and a tidal wave of CGI action. We're not just critiquing; we're laughing at the absurdity of it all, from Topo the octopus drummer's encore to the curious case of Dolph Lundgren's underutilized talent. Get ready for a deep-sea adventure that's as much about the laughable logic of superhero physics as it is about the serious attempt at environmental awareness. Prepare to be swept away by our debate over the film's intricate plot points and character dynamics, where we scrutinize everything from the questionable effectiveness of Orm's leadership to the enigmatic powers of the Trident. We'll also share our bewilderment at the movie's handling of fatherhood versus kingly duties. But that's not all – we'll give you an insider's perspective on the potential clash between committee decisions and audience expectations, drawing comparisons to other movie missteps like "Morbius." Wrapping up our Atlantean escapade, we'll give you a sneak peek at the next episodes on our radar. From our reluctant household bug policies to the excitement brewing for our take on 'Monster Trucks,' we're diving into a variety of topics. We'll even dip our toes into the live-action 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' series and speculate on the potential end of the DCEU. So grab your trident, and let's navigate the currents of movie critique, laughter, and what it means to be a hero in today's world. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:14:30

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Hate Watching The Legend of Tarzan

2/28/2024
Could "The Legend of Tarzan" possibly swing any further from the tree of its classic source material? That's the vine Dan and Tony are shaking this week as we unpack the jungle of issues plaguing this cinematic misadventure. Join us for a romp through the tangled underbrush of this film's narrative missteps, from Tarzan's questionable life in England to those CGI critters that couldn't fool a two-year-old. Get ready for a ride that's part critique, part comedy, and entirely unfiltered. Let's address the elephant in the room—or should we say the hippo? Tarzan's animal buddies might be on the CGI side of unbelievable, but nothing beats the head-scratching action sequences and a certain character's newfound hobby of rosary-slinging. And while we've got a soft spot for Samuel L. Jackson trying to save the day, even he can't rescue this film from its own narrative quicksand. So, what's more realistic: Tarzan's raw egg diet or Alexander Skarsgård's abs? We're placing our bets. Wrapping up, we take a potshot at the film's attempt to be a sequel without giving us the original, like serving dessert before the main course. We'll leave you pondering whether Tarzan's jungle call should be a signal for help or just a sign to switch off the TV. Whether you're here for our take on the king of the jungle or simply crave a hearty laugh at the expense of Hollywood folly, we've got you covered! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:25:55

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Hate Watching Highlander II: The Quickening

2/21/2024
Prepare to be whisked away to the year 2024, not for flying cars or robot butlers, but for a cinematic autopsy of "Highlander 2: The Quickening," a sequel that baffles and bewilders. We, your always-curious hosts, embark on a roller coaster of emotions as we dissect the ins and outs of this notorious film, exploring its wild departures and the desperate attempts to retcon its way out of narrative disasters. From the laughable fight scenes to Sean Connery's anachronistic antics, we don't hold back on the details that make this movie a true enigma in the realm of sequels. Strap in for a journey through the "Highlander" universe, complete with detours into its various iterations and the looming shadow of a potential reboot with Henry Cavill. We'll navigate the convoluted plot lines and questionable creative choices that have led this franchise through a maze of TV spin-offs and cartoon adaptations. And we'll ponder whether the essence of immortal combat can ever truly be reclaimed, all while taking comedic jabs at jet-winged characters and opera house resurrections that could only belong to the "Highlander" saga. As we wrap up this episode's exploration, we tease the next installment where we tackle the perplexing performance of Margot Robbie in a mystery film that has long left us scratching our heads. With a mix of excitement and skepticism, we're gearing up for a deep dive into a movie that, much like "Highlander 2," promises a trove of bewildering decisions and cinematic conundrums. Join us as we prepare our analytical scalpels for another episode that promises both laughter and bewilderment. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:12:44

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Hate Watching The Core

2/7/2024
Buckle up for a journey that defies gravity—and credibility—as Dan and Tony recount a chaotic New York escapade and dive into the seismic sci-fi adventure, "The Core." We crack open the debate on whether scientific plausibility should trump imaginative storytelling in films like these, and celebrate the genre for spotlighting societal issues through its wild alternate realities. With Aaron Eckhart and Hilary Swank's performances grounding the chaos of crumbling cities, we marvel at the genre's capacity to entertain while sparking thoughtful discourse. From the symphony of sound mixing to the spotlight on college professors, our discussion spans the spectrum of disaster film elements. We tip our hats to the real acting chops displayed in "The Core," while sharing a chuckle over the missed opportunities in the portrayal of academia on screen. The chapter-by-chapter breakdown peels back the layers on character introductions, suspenseful shuttle landings, and the staples of the genre that keep audiences on the edge of their seats. As the earth's crust isn't the only thing getting cracked, we turn the lens on the film's darker moments of sacrifice and the simmering tension within Mission Control. We chew over the use of 'unobtainium,' the plausibility of Rat the hacker, and muse on the simmering chemistry between our leads. Wrapping up with a splash of nostalgia and a quick tour of our latest film and TV cravings, this episode is your golden ticket to rediscovering the joy of cinematic chaos and heartfelt heroics. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:18:58

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Hate Watching Freelance

1/31/2024
Hey film fanatics, Dan and Tony here to serve up a piping hot dish of cinematic critique with a side of podcast confessional. Ever watched a movie so puzzling it turned your popcorn stale? That was us wrestling with the identity crisis that is John Cena's "Freelance." From Cena's stoic facade to the antagonist's scene-stealing antics, we're peeling back the layers of this genre-jumbled flick. Allison Brie's undercooked story arc? We're on it. The editing gaffes that stole our chuckles? We've got jokes of our own to cover that. Join us for a hearty roast of a film that left us hungrier for the Cena charm we know and love. Prepare for a plot dissection that would have surgeons applauding our precision, as we tackle this film's narrative rollercoaster. From bizarre village escapades to a character's sudden patriotic shift, we're dissecting Cena's struggle to portray a depth he's not given and Brie's attempts at forced chemistry. It's a journey through the movie's muddled motivations and questionable character accents – with enough inconsistencies to have us considering a career in screenwriting. And for those who savor the sweet taste of behind-the-scenes drama, we're dishing out a candid look at the recent plateau of our own podcast's subscriber growth. Strap in for an episode that's part movie autopsy, part confessional booth, as we navigate the complexities of a film trying to balance comedy with a critique of Western influence on smaller countries. From Cena's standout line that had us snickering to a climactic firefight with misplaced rock music, we're breaking down this cinematic conundrum for your listening pleasure. Oh, and if you're curious about our next adventure, let's just say we have an enticing expedition to the "center of the world" that you won't want to miss. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:03:19

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Hate Watching The Predator

1/24/2024
Ever felt baffled by a movie's choices in plot and character development? Prepare to unravel "The Predator" (2018) with Dan and Tony, as we dissect its confusing narrative and laughable inconsistencies. Join us for an episode brimming with critique and humor, where we not only question the scientist-turned-action-hero trope but also share a personal encounter with cast member Jake Busey that sheds light on Hollywood's casting conundrums. Hollywood often leaves us puzzled with the way it handles characters and their actions. We take a magnifying glass to the bewildering character choices in "The Predator," from a Hispanic pilot's contradictory traits to the odd behavioral cues of a child genius. Also, listen in for our take on the characters' failed attempts to outwit the titular alien, leading to action scenes that'll have you questioning if the script was just a rough first draft. We don't just stop at dismantling "The Predator" piece by piece; we also celebrate Shane Black's more successful ventures and delve into Marvel's "Echo," praising its authentic action sequences and character development. Whether you're a fan of action movies, intrigued by the realities of filmmaking, or just in need of a good laugh at some questionable cinematic decisions, this episode has something for you. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:26:45

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Hate Watching Dark Phoenix

1/18/2024
Could the X-Men have stood a chance against the cinematic juggernaut that is "Avengers: Endgame"? We're closing out our series on the X-Men reboot with a fiery critique of "X-Men: Dark Phoenix," diving into its untimely release and how it may have contributed to its box office downfall. As we bid farewell to the franchise, we spare no detail in examining narrative mishaps, including Jean Grey's overshadowed journey and the stray shots from the source material that left fans puzzled. We even take a moment, between the serious analysis, to chuckle at some of the movie's more perplexing decisions and how certain scenes left us scratching our heads. When you have characters as rich as Mystique, Cyclops, and Storm, it's a wonder how their depictions in "Dark Phoenix" veered so far from their comic roots. Tensions rise as we dissect the altered leadership dynamics and discuss Jennifer Lawrence's Mystique taking the reins in a way that left many core fans feeling disoriented. We also pull apart the thread of Professor X's repeated manipulations, questioning their impact on the film's faithfulness to the original narrative. Between poignant critiques, we can't help but let out a laugh over some of the film's bizarre moments that seem to defy both logic and gravity. As we look ahead with anticipation for more authentic representations in superhero cinema, teased by "Deadpool 3," we reflect on the missed opportunities for character arcs throughout the X-Men series, especially for Jean Grey. And just when you think we're done, we gear up for our next cinematic adventure: the Shane Blackathon, where we'll chew over the savory bits of his directorial feats and gristle through the not-so-great, inviting our audience to join in on the discussion. Get ready for a whirlwind of humor, critique, and a deep appreciation for superhero flicks and the craft of storytelling. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:21:53

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Hate Watching Beau is Afraid

1/10/2024
Ever felt like a movie left you dangling on the edge of confusion while simultaneously reeling you back in with its captivating absurdity? That's the emotional tightrope we walk in our latest chat, where my co-host Tony and I peel back the layers of "Beau is Afraid" with the precision of surgeons... or maybe just two film buffs armed with popcorn and opinions. We're all about dissecting the nervous laughs and bewildering moments that left viewers and critics alike scratching their heads. Strap in for a rollicking conversation that jumps from the darkly comedic depths of a protagonist's anxious misadventures to the unpredictable plot twists that have us pondering the fine line between genius and chaos. We navigate the treacherous waters of films that defy genre and the Easter eggs that leave us hunting for a hidden roadmap. From bathtub escapades to the complex webs woven by parental influence, we debate the merits of storytelling that isn't just served on a silver platter but makes you work for the feast. We wrap up with a critique that's as colorful as the films we're talking about; think unpredictable encounters with hidden men and brown recluse spiders, the daunting task of connecting with characters that are as deep as a kiddie pool, and the challenge of finding humor amidst the bizarre. As we prepare to dive into new cinematic waters next week, we leave you with plenty to mull over, laugh about, and maybe even see a bit of yourself in the confusing yet compelling world of modern film. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:28:52

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Hate Watching Santa with Muscles

1/2/2024
Stranded in the depths of Tony's parents' basement, his bout with a potential COVID case has led to an unexpected Christmas Eve: donning festive attire, Tony and Dan swap holiday traditions and take on the laughably bad "Santa with Muscles." It's a merry mash-up of personal anecdotes and a thorough dissection of a film that's as questionable in quality as it is rich in muscle-bound Santa shenanigans. Join us for a conversation that's as much about the warmth of holiday experiences as it is an exploration of Hulk Hogan's bewildering venture into family comedy. From appreciating Mila Kunis's early work to uncovering the explosive secrets of a hidden vault in a church, we've got it all wrapped up with a bow in our signature banter. This episode's stocking is stuffed with good cheer, critiques, and some truly out-of-this-world cinematic conversations. As the year winds down, we're not just looking back; we're peering into the future of storytelling. From expansive universes like "Rebel Moon" to the personal narratives of "Andor," we're covering the storytelling spectrum. And if holiday horror flicks are more your style, wait until you hear our thoughts on "It's a Wonderful Knife" and "Violent Night." So, whether you're here for the laughs or the in-depth movie chat, our last episode of the year is sure to deck your halls with boughs of Holly...wood insights. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:10:34

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Hate Watching Candy Cane Lane

12/28/2023
Dan and Tony, dive headfirst into the holiday movie madness. We're dishing out our unfiltered thoughts on Eddie Murphy's "Candy Cane Lane" and the face-palm-worthy "The Family Switch" while inviting you to join us in the joy of critiquing the festive season's cinematic offerings. Who knew that soda could have a starring role in film promotions? We'll walk you through Truly's unexpected foray into movie marketing, followed by musings on the treasures and trappings of Christmas collectibles. Eddie Murphy's venture into a deeper, less comedic role in the holiday genre sparks a heartfelt discussion around the evolving nature of Christmas celebrations. We'll share personal stories and observations on how this once sacred holiday is now wrapped in the bright, shiny foil of commercialism. Wrapping things up with a nod to Ken Marino's questionably legal holiday decorations, we'll tickle your funny bone with elf jokes and the comedic gold of geese laying more than just eggs. We even tackle the undying debate about 'Die Hard' being a Christmas film and bring ornament characters to life in our reviews. So, grab your headphones and settle in for a ride through the holiday hilarity as we bring you a festive, funny, and sometimes poignant take on the latest movie releases. Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:24:50

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Hate Watching Replicas

12/18/2023
Ready to dive headfirst into the questionable science, outrageous plot points, and moral dilemmas of "Replicas"? Buckle up, because Tony and Dan are about to take you on a wild ride through this hilariously entertaining yet absurdly illogical 2019 flick. From eye-stabbing injections to cloned family members, we leave no stone unturned in our critique of this unforgettable film. We'll also find ourselves questioning the plausibility and ethics of brain mapping, AI technology, and cloning. How does one transfer a human brain into a robot body? And can you really grow an adult human in 17 days? As we laugh our way through the movie's many missed opportunities and ridiculous plot twists, you'll find yourself pondering these thought-provoking questions. As we navigate through the ludicrous landscape of "Replicas", we’ll share some of our own opinions and alternate endings to the story. So prepare for a riot of laughter, a dose of science, and a dash of philosophy as we dissect this cinematic gem. You won't want to miss it! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:29:27

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Hate Watching Please Don't Destroy: The Legend of Foggy Mountain

12/13/2023
Ever wonder what goes into creating a comedy film? Or why some jokes land while others falter? Strap in folks, as we dissect the world of comedy films in our latest podcast episode, where no movie is safe from our critique! We kick off the conversation with the comedy movie "Please Don't Destroy: The Legend of Foggy Mountain". From discussing the movie's lack of focus to appreciating its clever writing and funny moments, we analyze it all. We then shift gears to "Game Over, Man!" and critique its missed opportunities in terms of humor and character development. But it's not all doom and gloom; we express our admiration for Andy Samberg's comedic genius in "Hot Rod". Of course, no comedy discussion is complete without a thorough analysis of the joke mechanics and audience engagement. We question the execution of product placement in films and discuss the handling of sensitive topics in films like "Scary Movie 2". We share our thoughts on the new Albert Brooks documentary, and Keanu Reeves' movie "Replicas". And it goes without saying - we love our listeners! A big shoutout to our YouTube new subscriber, Tim Lasowski, for his support. So, join us on this rollicking ride through movie critiques, comedy analysis, and lots, lots more! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:34:37

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Hate Watching 6 Underground

12/6/2023
Ever wonder why some films just don't quite hit the mark? Or how Michael Bay's unique directing style, a blend of chaos and spectacle, influences the stories he tells? Buckle in as we, your hosts Tony and Dan, dissect and delve into the whirlwind world of Bay's 2019 blockbuster, "Six Underground". From its over-the-top action scenes to its undercooked character development, we spare no detail in our critique. As we journey into the fast-paced narrative of Six Underground, we also take a detour to the chaotic world of "The Hitman's Bodyguard" and its audacious car chase sequences. Our tour of the cinematic landscape further encompasses games and TV, with frank and insightful discussions about popular favorites. You'll be caught up in our analysis of Netflix's "Squid Game" and our scrutiny of mobile gaming strategies. We even make a pit stop to chat about the peculiar rules in the film, such as not revisiting cities that characters have set foot in before. We're wrapping up with a hearty session of laughter! Join us as we navigate the comedy landscape, examining what makes us chuckle and what leaves us stone-faced. From the subjective views of a failed comedian to a successful comedy writer, we explore it all. So come along on this exhilarating ride into the world of film, comedy, and more. Trust us; you don't want to miss it! Be our friend! Dan: @shakybacon Tony: @tonydczech And follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT

Duration:01:26:56