WE Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

WE design the ultimate Mr. Bean rival and have a short episode before Ethan leaves for 2 weeks. Sorry to leave you without your weekly enrichment. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

Ethan describes his puzzle of hair, and WE get boombastic. Leonard Nimoy Bilbo Baggins Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuQbus0xfhk Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: Miss Congeniality 37:06 - Quiz: Mr. Bean’s Holiday

Wes invents a brand new Sandra Bullock movie, Ethan reveals his true relationship to Wes, and WE find the G. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE draw some parallels between Peacemaker and National Treasure, and identify The Bad Guys as a series by and for pervs. WE also discuss Shrek 5 and do a quick studio comparison with Illumination. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys 2 38:54 - Review: The Season

WE ask you to prove it, discuss Lego Star Wars again, and steal the Mr. Moon. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Intro 06:50 - Review: The Road to El Dorado 47:34 - Quiz: The Bad Guys 2

As the new year rounds, WE refuse to forget Eon, discuss the nature of Snotlout’s infatuation, and express concern over Shrek 5. Do you think Ethan remembers the rules of the street? WE also do a quiz for all the movies of 2025. Genuine apologies to any shamans. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Intro 07:25 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 3 45:42 - Quiz: The Road to El Dorado 01:03:58 - Year End Quiz

WE get frustrated about the right way to eat a push pop, discuss the mythicism around the martini, and we make Hiccup huge. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: The Bad Guys 43:22 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 3

WE celebrate going back to prison/hell, roast high school philosophers, and finish up with some Family Guy impressions that Ethan clearly loves. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE open the skill tree, misplace our children, and become the first Noel. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 2 44:13 - Quiz: Kung Fu Panda 4

WE heap praise on the middle name Diarrheanstein, ask questions about the Roald Dahl estate, and get too excited about DRAGO. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie 40:10 - Quiz: How to Train Your Dragon 2

WE talk X-Men, write a taxi-based YA novel, and Wes is struck down by Weird Al. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: How to Train Your Dragon 50:31 - Quiz: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

WE present Bill Nye hot takes, convince you to join your college improv team, and evaluate the length of the show. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE complete the greatest story ever told by reviewing Doubt, go to Staples, and talk about talking about this season. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: Doubt 40:55 - Review: Season

WE lament the lack of rapture despite multiple promises, casually discuss the ice wall, and press X to Doubt. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: Ben Hurr 40:16 - Quiz: Doubt

WE do some desert construction and slap on our Heston brand gritted teeth. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: First Reformed 42:14 - Quiz: Ben Hurr

An absolutely foul episode of WE Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet, as we discuss clear thinking, The Binding of Isaac, and drill drill drill. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: The Last Temptation of Christ 41:15 - Quiz: First Reformed

Keep your blasphemy counters at the ready because this season is just getting started. WE play with the big boys(™) and pitch a new TLC show. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: The Prince of Egypt 32:28 - Quiz: The Last Temptation of Christ

WE revisit Evan Almighty, get WAY too pedantic about Licorice Pizza, and bleed out. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Review: Bruce Almighty 44:18 - Quiz: The Prince of Egypt

WE discuss the quality of movies as a medium, donate our organs, and connect Dane Cook to Kingdom Hearts. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee

WE enter the genesis chamber, revisit our Facebook favorite movies, and insult college graffiti. Ethan: @ethangoose.bsky.social; letterboxd: egeese Wesley: @weswee.bsky.social; letterboxd: babyweswee 00:00 - Man of Steel 1:04:15 - Review Season 1:11:34 - Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla