Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong

In the words of the poet, we fucking did it. Las Vegas has finally come to Peacock, literally the very minute that this episode dropped. In fact, were you to say that's the very reason this episode did drop, you'd be right! This audio has been in the can since late April and I, the latest in a long line of producers, was given short notice and none of the old tools and tricks. So uhhh... enjoy? In this episode of the hit NBC and motherfucking Peacock show Las Vegas, the security boys try to root out grift, Mary tries to sell a condo, and Sam tries to get Polly back with her man. Your boys record a live drunk ramble to cover up the fact that their ramble from 8 months ago was woefully out of date, make College Football Playoff Committee-esque head-to-head debates, and generally ruin your podcast player of choice. Email podatthemontecito@gmail.com or catch us on social media @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock -- once more, with feeling.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, lapses of judgement abound as fully half the crew scores a few own goals when Big Ed's inexplicable former protégé, Delinda's former friend, and Danny's former fuck buddy parachutes into town with her new husband. Speaking of that motherfucker, a second Jud(d) enters the octagon and it's bad news for all involved. Lastly, never forget what they say, if there's hilariously overreaching foreshadowing in the first act, Chekov's going to make you eat crow by the musical denouement. Tweet at your dumb hosts @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithVegas or by emailing them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Especially reach out if you have concrete examples of very specific treadmill scenes.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, we return to a familiar set -- the wine cellar -- where we meet a one-off sommelier. Elsewhere, whales are upset when some retirees hit the topless pool, a whale would be upset if he realized he had a doppelganger, and Danny's upset because Delinda is enjoying some battery-powered self care. Most troubling, though, there's an unprosecuted case of stolen wine valor that your boys just can't abide. Speaking of those idiots, one of them tries to improperly pronounce a national treasure dead, they both try to ascertain whether there's a worse pop culture best friend than post-valet Mike, and they contemplate what it must be like to just casually buy a $100,000 bottle of wine based on an article read online. You can email the boys at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or tweeter them @MontecitoPod (for now) using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWith Vegas. If you're confused as to the uncertainty of the release schedule, we urge you to check out special episode 81.2! Byyyyyyyyyyyyye!

Your boys are coming to you with an update on the podcast. The long and short of it is, the podcast isn't going away (producer's note: fuck me, I guess I'm trapped here) but we are having to slow the pace. Pandemic project has run head long into the real world and professional obligations are very spicy right now. We're planning to go at least through episode 501 to complete James Caan's run on the show, and perhaps longer. But our cadence will be a bit uneven for the time being. But we aren't going to ghost you. We apologize for that and if you need to move on to greener podcast pastures, we will completely understand. This isn't ideal for anyone. Tweeter us @MontecitoPod, mailer us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com, or tell James Lesure to get a message to us.

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses child abuse which is mentioned but not depicted in the episode of Las Vegas. If you or someone you know has been the victim of child abuse, please make use of the resources available, including at childwelfare.gov. -------------- On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, a heat wave hits Neon City, a crime wave hits Danny, and a death wave continues to hit Sam. With Christmas in the air, so too is horniness for Santa and various religious leaders (ask Mike about that one). And one of our favorite recurring characters is back to discuss penile condiments. Your lovable co-hosts have completely gone off their rockers as they discuss one of the sadder episodes of the television show. They have important notes on how to die in Vegas, when to give a puppy as a gift, allergy-induced penis enlargement, and chiplead human centipedes. There's a lot to unpack here. Email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or tweet at us @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. Two things not to do, though: use histamines on your genitals and bother James Lesure.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, some mobsters show up at the Montecito not caring that they're on the hit NBC television show The Blacklist and therefore not able to step onto the premises, but they're allowed to stay since they bought a $1 million wedding package. Wayne Newton and Big Ed have a disagreement over whether or not Wayne should have recorded the extra stroke or two that we all know he took. And Danny's dancing threatens to bring the whole affair to an end if some minibar ginger ale crimes don't beat him to it. Your hosts debate the merits of aluminum versus steel and create some McKee Key-adjacent controversy while promising to turn this goddamned car around if Paul Anka shows up. You can email the idiots at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or tweet at them (for at least a little while longer!) @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. Catch up on episodes of Las Vegas on Cozi TV, airing for three hours every night, but whatever you do, don't tell James Lesure about it -- he'd rather you be invested in the Rookieverse.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is saved but Delinda is still in the wind and Danny will do whatever the bachelor party requires to bring her back alive. Sam has kicked her two shitty whales to the curb, but it turns out the shittiness has rubbed off on her when an urban legend comes to Neon City. And the Montecito staff gets food poisoning from the mall food court, leaving Mary to fill in across a variety of roles. Your lovable idiots harness the McCarthy clusterfuck while weighing the merits of living a life of monastic discipline in exchange for finding the win button. You can connect with these morons on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWithLasVegas or email them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. If he asks, tell James Lesure we told you to leave him alone.

On this high stakes episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is forced to do Shooter McGavin's bidding in an effort to recover his kidnapped daughter, Sam has to babysit some childish and idiotic whales, and Mary is back to her "good" brand of idiocy when she unveils a mascot for the Montecito. Your boys, meanwhile, discuss the required economics of kidnap and murder, evaluate the next-step-reasonableness of the dry hump, and get dramatically wrong how at least one of their Christmases turned out (fuck you, Southwest Airlines). And don't tell them, but your lowly Producer tries to make an entire episode out of Happy Gilmore drops. Twitter us @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas or electronically mail us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Just remember two things: leave James Lesure alone and fuck Southwest Airlines forever. Happy New Year, folks, and we'll see you in 2023!* *Probably, but I suppose you never know.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed and Delinda go Shawshanking when a bunch of guest possessions go missing, Delinda goes dumpster filling to make a bunch of Danny's possessions go missing, Woody and Jordan crossover when the life of a murder victim goes missing from its body, and Mike makes us wish he went missing when a prized rat goes missing. Your co-hosts wonder why they built the entire episode out of landmines, discuss the degree to which the New York Giants can fuck themselves, and live out the parable of the scorpion and the frog. Feel free to email them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com, tweet at them @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWithLasVegas, or generally shout at them through the black mirror of your podcast listening device of choice.

Spoiler alert: we discuss Santa Claus in this episode. On this episode of the hit NBC (and Cozi!) television show "Las Vegas," Danny and Delinda think it's time to discuss cohabitation, Sam learns she has a debt collection kink, a gold-digging wife wants Ed to teach her husband to insist he be called Ishmael, and our resident bottom feeder misunderstands the etymology of the "tight five." Your co-hosts (both with the proper audio for a change!) get into a Spirited discussion of Santa, relive the details of their recent Thanksgiving, and needle each other with painful wordplay. You can email the fellas at podatthemontecito@gmail.com, connect with them on Twitter (for now, at least!) @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas. But while Twitter may be embracing free speech without responsibility, you still have the responsibility for leaving James Lesure out of this... whatever "this" may be.

Quick heads up before we get into the jokes -- there was a fuck up and Judson's audio is a nightmare. It sounds like he's on a cell phone. Don't blame the producer, this is entirely on him. But we apologize greatly. Aside from that, on this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Big Ed does some globe-trotting, Danny and Delinda do some fucking, and Sam does a bunch of low-stakes criming. **** is also in this episode. Your boys are fighting through the pain (and thereby inflicting upon you), wishing they could pull of the leather jacket look, and hoping that **** gets shot into the sun where she belongs. If you promise not to complain about the audio quality, you can email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or tweet at us (for now! Who knows what Elon's going to do next?) @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and #GetCoziWithLasVegas (what do y'all think about this?). If you insist on complaining about the audio quality, tell James Lesure about it, we understand he can't wait to block you.

On this episode of the hit NBC (and now Cozi TV!) television show "Las Vegas", Ed recovers from a gunshot wound, heart attack, and/or concussion, just in time to flee the CIA. Danny and Delinda try to figure out what's next for the relationship against the backdrop of Mary's lunacy. And Sam ends up in a Hawaiian luau when she discovers a whale of hers feasting far too close to a dead stripper. Your boys discuss the merits of leaving your partner and child penniless at the hands of a Legal Zoom-ass will, the minimum distance requirement between fried chicken and a corpse, and make at least one too many attempts at getting the other person to leave the podcast once and for all. "Las Vegas" is now airing 3 episodes a night, every night, on Cozi TV which, they claim, is now in 90% of American households, so that's exciting. Email the fellas at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or hit them up on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock. And make sure you send them (and not James Lesure) your ideas for a Cozi TV hashtag.

From the lows of the audio quality on the first ten episodes, to a power outage in Santa Monica, everything has been building up to this, a conversation with Gary Scott Thompson. And if you don't listen to another episode, we honestly wouldn't blame you. Hell, we seriously considered going out on top with this one. BUT! Should you decide to stick around, we would be remiss to not point out that Cozi TV is now airing episodes of Las Vegas -- three of them, each night, every night. That means that every five weeks, the show will repeat. It's no on-demand streaming, but it's something! T's & P's for those of you who can't access Cozi TV, it might be time for you to move or switch television providers. You can reach us on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock and... #GetCoziWithVegas? Look, I'm the editor, not the social media manager, and that dude's a fuck up. Email us at PodAtTheMontecito@gmail.com with the subject line "Get A More Responsive Social Media Manager". And load up your DVR with that good, good Cozi.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" the countdown is on for Delinda and Derek's nuptials, sending everyone into a tizzy -- Danny and Delinda get awfully lipsy, Mary seeks the optimal stripper-to-attendee ratio, Sarasvati is about to explode, and Sam reveals the way to heart. Oh and the CIA is in town! Your co-hosts decided to hit the sauce this episode, so don't feel if you stop listening halfway through. Judson uses stan correctly for the first time, Eddie learns the perils of not writing your dumb jokes ahead of time, and both learn that the real podcast friend was the terrible edit you made along the way. Connect with these loveable (they claim) doofuses on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock. You can also email them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. And failing that, you can probably get their attention with a bottle of whiskey.

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** There may or may not be a special guest on the Season 3 retrospective and he or she may or may not have specifically requested listeners submit questions for him or her. This means you! Email them or tweet them at us! On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" everyone is doing some fucking except Danny, including people who aren't even on the show -- looking at you Ali G and Sasha Grey! Woody's in town, but not for long, as he flies in from Boston only to have to suffer the cold with Samantha Jane. And Derek's in town, but not for long, because he wants to get fist deep in someone's alongside Captain Picard. Your idiot co-hosts pitch a new David Duchovny series, consider turning into crypto bros, and explain what the term "RIP" actually stands for. Reach out to these morons on Twitter @MontecitoPod and use the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock. Or you could email them at podatthemontecito@gmail. Whatever you do, don't ask James Lesure if you can borrow his Season 4 DVDs. Buy your own.

**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** Listen to the first part of the show. Like, for real. Don't skip through it like you normally do. You know who you are. On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Ed goes out of town with Jillian, leaving Danny in charge which means, you guessed it, shit goes off the rails almost immediately. A racist, chauvinistic whale wants to play blackjack for a million dollars a hand, a soon-to-be Mad Woman has an investment opportunity involving a waterfall she'd like to discuss with you, and Derek decides that the time is right to shake up the Etch-a-Sketch. Your hosts discuss the airspeed of an unladen swallow, rip into some folks for dumping the contents of their Rom Com backpack all over the floor, and lay down the lawn with an unsuspecting listener or listeners. It might be you, so pay attention. Connect with these lovable idiots via email at podatthemontecito@gmail.com or Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, paralyzed Superman takes his employees on a corporate retreat to... paintballing? Back at the office, Big Ed is interviewing for a spot on the Security and Surveillance team that looks like a cross between Office Space and BUD/S training. And lest we forget, Danny gets his willy slick by dipping his pen in the Montecito ink. Your boys discuss some interpretive karaoke choices and attempt to survive Draft Day at Montecito Night. I say attempt because Eddie drafts Sam over Mary and then benches Sam for Mary, so... Engage with the fellas on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock or email them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Just whatever you do, don't dip leftover stranger fries into leftover stranger dip, okay? PROGRAMMING NOTE: Season 3 Retrospective coming up in late September, so get in your questions and/or comments if you want them read on the show.

Our hearts are sick about the recent passing of James Caan. The legendary actor has left a lasting impression on all of us at Pod at the Montecito, and we're sure you feel the same way. Compounding our misery, this episode is a real tire fire. The Montecito has gunk in its ducts and a theft problem in its residential suites. Mary has to deal with an obnoxious photographer who may be stealing things, but is certainly stealing our will to live. And Jillian returns, only to spend the episode obsessed with a love guru who wants to destroy the institution of marriage from the inside. Your hosts break out their grade school math mnemonics, roast some crypto bros, and have a pitch for a large movement. Is it a bowel movement? A political movement? Only time will tell. Connect with your lovable idiots on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock or via email at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Rest in peace, James Caan, you'll be sorely missed.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the MCFTF has to split their focus to stop a card counting scheme awfully reminiscent of a New York Times Bestselling book. A ship bukkake is headed for the Montecito in the form of an extravagant wedding, but when the dress goes missing, but the MCFTF B-team is on the case, when it's not trying to get its dick wet... yeah, it's Mike. Obviously it's Mike. Your co-hosts rewrite the Montecito jingle, share makeup tips for the blackjack table, but most importantly: it's the return of Gambling Pedantry Corner™! Engage with the boys on Twitter @MontecitoPod and by using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock, or by emailing them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Just leave James Lesure out of it. Indiscretion may be our brand promise, but it isn't his.

On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, a chip thief knows a click-clack guy who heard a guy say he was going to do something or other on a day in the future... maybe. One employee goes the extra mile by picking up a shift at knock-off In 'n' Out and another by attempting to get fingerblasted by a masseuse. And Delinda sets up a head-to-head cooking competition between two of her chefs, one of which is an unhinged Austrian, and the other is Gunther. Your exceedingly sophisticated co-hosts discuss the merits of dragging a handcuffed person down the Strip, long for the days of being peppered with flyers by click-clack artists, and contemplate the headache that is moderating the NCIS: LA wikia. Connect with your boys on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock or by emailing them at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Just keep your Oreo shakes to yourself, will ya?