Badlands Cola | A Strange Audio Drama
Storytelling
Badlands Cola is a cinematic mystery/horror audio drama about eldritch fossils, hate-flirting, and liminal nightmares that yawn wide in the night. In a desert town full of strange fossils and even stranger people, a hard-hearted PI and a broken-down radio DJ attempt to dig up the skeletal past of a cult before it can reform. www.BadlandsCola.com
Location:
United States
Description:
Badlands Cola is a cinematic mystery/horror audio drama about eldritch fossils, hate-flirting, and liminal nightmares that yawn wide in the night. In a desert town full of strange fossils and even stranger people, a hard-hearted PI and a broken-down radio DJ attempt to dig up the skeletal past of a cult before it can reform. www.BadlandsCola.com
Language:
English
Website:
https://www.badlandscola.com
Episodes
Feed Swap | Give Me Away
3/30/2023
Hi listeners! It's Renee, and today we're doing something a little different with the feed.
Now that Badlands Cola is complete (for now) we thought we would use this post-season downtime to share some really cool shows with you. Today, we're swapping feeds with a show called Give Me Away!
Give Me Away is an ensemble science fiction podcast about a spaceship that crashes in the Nevada desert...and screams.
The screams of thousands of extraterrestrial political prisoners uploaded into...
Duration:00:33:59
1.12 | Some Velvet Morning
1/31/2023
Sunrise milkshakes. A watcher at the window. An end.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, emotional breakdown, blood/injuries, and references to cults, emotional abuse, pregnancy/miscarriage, gun violence, and death.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp112Transcript
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Hey folks, Renee here!
I just wanted to quickly jump in at the end here and say: thank you, thank you, thank you for being a part of this show. Whether you were just...
Duration:00:33:29
1.11 | The Mud, Pt. 2
12/13/2022
Mel's wrath makes craters.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains gunfire, death, explicit language, horror themes, blood/injuries, physical violence, misogyny, emotional abuse, and references to cults.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp111Pt2Transcript
CREDITS:
Ron Guan (he/him) is Jasper Moon.
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
Briggon Snow (he/him) is Strathcona.
Dustin Vuong Nguyen (he/him) is Dr. Levesque.
Aryn Rozelle (she/her) is Melinda Moon.
Newton...
Duration:00:26:31
1.11 | The Mud, Pt. 1
11/29/2022
The final call.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, claustrophobia, blood/injuries, emotional breakdown, and references to physical violence, death, and cults.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp111Pt1Transcript
CREDITS:
Elvis Barkdale II (he/him) is Dr. Gillespie.
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
Briggon Snow (he/him) is Strathcona.
Ron Guan (he/him) is Jasper Moon.
Written, directed, and produced by Renee Taylor Klint...
Duration:00:21:11
1.10 | EXIT
11/15/2022
IT NEVER ENDS IT NEVER ENDS IT NEVER ENDS IT NEVER ENDS IT
This week's recommended show is one of the best Weird Fiction audio dramas out there! It's time to take a trip to the ranch: Wireland Ranch, that is. Seriously, go read their description (it's unhinged in the best way) and tell us you're not sold. https://shows.acast.com/wirelandranch
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, intense depictions of fear, emotional breakdown, threats, and...
Duration:00:32:58
1.09 | Sparville
11/1/2022
A frantic chase. A family secret unearthed. An unexpectedly long hotel stay.
Renee's recommended audio drama for you is perfect for the Halloween season. Stay tuned until the end of this episode to hear a trailer for Hallway To Nowhere, a microfiction horror podcast about isolation, escape, and that which is almost familiar. Definitely check them out, because Renee needs people to discuss theories with! https://hallwaytonowhere.carrd.co/
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains...
Duration:00:30:00
1.08 | Get Thee Behind Me
10/18/2022
[Please heed the content warnings for this episode, and take care.]
A confession. A night in the desert. An inevitable mistake.
We have an excellent horror audio drama to recommend for you today! Check out SCP Archives, featuring some of the most brilliant, most terrifying stories on the internet. And tell 'em Renee says hello. https://midnightdisease.net/scp-archives
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, consensual sex, aggressive shouting, and...
Duration:00:29:06
1.07 | Melinda, More Or Less
9/13/2022
An empty electronics store. A beacon in the Badlands. Call me.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, physical violence, and references to cults, blood, abduction, and death.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp107Transcript
CREDITS:
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
Briggon Snow (he/him) is Strathcona.
Ray O’Hare (he/him) is Bob the Store Owner.
Aryn Rozelle (she/her) is Melinda Moon.
Written, directed, and produced by Renee Taylor Klint...
Duration:00:24:23
1.06 | Rewind
8/30/2022
A midnight shower. A 2AM truth. A severed foot.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains a moderate jump scare, explicit language, horror themes, physical violence, and references to cults, death, and blood/gore/body horror.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp106Transcript
CREDITS:
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
Briggon Snow (he/him) is Strathcona.
Written, directed, and produced by Renee Taylor Klint (she/her).
This episode sound designed and mixed by Sarah Buchynski...
Duration:00:19:14
1.05 | Buried
8/16/2022
Something that is missing. An unwelcome warning. Secrets on tape, shuffling in the dark.
We once again have a wonderful podcast recommendation for you! Stay tuned to the end of this episode for a trailer from a show we think you'll love: Spectre. Give 'em a try! https://www.spectrepod.com/
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, breaking and entering, firearms, and references to cults, death, emotional abuse, and...
Duration:00:39:51
1.04 | The Big Dinosaur
8/2/2022
A grudging partnership. An empty paleontology centre. A disturbing vision in the dead of the desert night.
Stand up for reproductive freedom: https://www.podvoices.help/
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, breaking and entering, and references to alcohol, law enforcement, cults, death, emotional abuse, and misogyny.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp104Transcript
CREDITS:
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
Briggon Snow (he/him) is...
Duration:00:24:35
1.03 | Mustang
7/19/2022
An escape from suburbia. A family dinner. A new face, masking old secrets. Very old.
We have a special treat for our listeners! Stay tuned to the end of this episode for a trailer from a show we think you'll love: Where The Stars Fell. Check 'em out! https://wherethestarsfell.com/
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, blood/injuries, and references to cults and death.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp103Transcript
CREDITS:
Liz Morey...
Duration:00:24:20
1.02 | The Raptor
7/5/2022
Bad news in the Badlands. A house that doesn’t exist. A second tape.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, firearms, breaking and entering, and references to cults, death, and law enforcement.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp102Transcript
CREDITS:
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
Ron Guan (he/him) is Jasper Moon.
David J. Dixon (he/him) is Dt. Nicholson.
Dustin Vuong Nguyen (he/him) is Dr. Levesque.
Elvis Barkdale II (he/him) is Dr....
Duration:00:29:49
1.01 | No Vacancy
6/21/2022
A haunting manifesto tape. A town built on dinosaur bones. Radio stations gone awry. Has Sunny’s latest private investigation case brought them to the sleepiest place in Canada, or have they stumbled upon something terrifying in the Badlands?
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This episode contains explicit language, horror themes, and references to cults, death, and law enforcement.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaEp101Transcript
CREDITS:
Ron Guan (he/him) is Jasper Moon.
Liz Morey...
Duration:00:24:27
0.03 | Season 1, Final Trailer
6/15/2022
Premiering June 21st 2022. Badlands Cola is a cinematic mystery/horror audio drama. In a desert town full of strange fossils and even stranger people, a hard-hearted PI and a broken-down radio DJ attempt to dig up the skeletal past of a cult before it can reform.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This trailer contains horror themes, and references to cults.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaTrailer003Transcript
CREDITS:
Ron Guan (he/him) is Jasper Moon.
Written, directed, and produced by...
Duration:00:01:55
0.02 | Season 1, Second Trailer
6/8/2022
Premiering June 21st 2022. Badlands Cola is an upcoming cinematic mystery/horror audio drama. In a desert town full of strange fossils and even stranger people, a hard-hearted PI and a broken-down radio DJ attempt to dig up the skeletal past of a cult before it can reform.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This trailer contains horror themes, and references to cults and law enforcement.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaTrailer002Transcript
CREDITS:
Liz Morey (they/them) is Sunny.
David J....
Duration:00:02:21
0.01 | Season 1, First Trailer
6/1/2022
Premiering June 21st 2022. Badlands Cola is a cinematic mystery/horror audio drama. In a desert town full of strange fossils and even stranger people, a hard-hearted PI and a broken-down radio DJ attempt to dig up the skeletal past of a cult before it can reform.
CONTENT WARNINGS:
This trailer contains horror themes.
TRANSCRIPT:
https://bit.ly/BadlandsColaTrailer001Transcript
CREDITS:
Briggon Snow (he/him) is Strathcona.
Danielle Brynn (she/her) is Hawthorne.
Ron Guan (he/him)...
Duration:00:03:00