Trailer Park Diaries

The ladies find out Mary Beth from space 27 has an “Only Fans” page featuring a very specific fetish. Can Vicki & Shawn come up with a page that will be profitable? As for the diary….Do we find out who the murderer is??? Will anyone else get taken out? Is Camille going to wake up from her coma and be her long lost twin? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe….This is the chilling conclusion of “The Thriller Killer”! Cocktail: “Hill Street Muse” - Whiskey -Lemon Juice - Bitters Agave Syrup/ Honey -Garnished with a Cherry

Skinny Roger in the park has a pot shed in full bloom that is causing some shed envy among the other inhabitants of the trailer park. Karl and Cousin Marie go to the cops to tell them about the visions and what they may mean to the situation. Maries hard boiled cop is not buying it. Karl senses that Dorothy is in real danger. Will the killer ever get revealed? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: “PRESSED CONFERENCE” - Tequila - Grenadine -Soda - Lime Juice -Garnished with Lime

Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe. Vicki decides a box of wine and a shady mani/pedi along with an advanced directive are a sure fire way to long term popularity. An exhausted Karl has another vision about the ongoing mysteries surrounding all these deaths. A surprise announcement at a press conference sends everyone scrambling. Is someone else in danger? Karl goes looking for more clues. Cocktail: “THE COMA-POLITAN” - Vodka - Vermouth Grapefruit Juice - Garnished with Chocolate Hearts

After a scuffle over donated canned goods, Shawn realizes she in fact really lives in a trailer park. Vicki suggests recruiting Food Bouncers to keep things under control. Karl has visions that seem to be playing out in real time. Did Camille survive? A mystery witness to the event in question has not come forward. Who saw Camille before she flew the coop and did they push her? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: “THE PUMP N’ JUMP” -Dracula Apple Brandy - Grenadine -Orange Juice -Garnish w Fresh Raspberries

There is trouble brewing in the trailer park. Shawn is upset that Estaban’s father has arrived with his unannounced 25 year old girlfriend who wears zero clothes and eats all the hot pockets in San Diego County. High Society shows up for Matthews memorial service and it looks like a Dynasty Style ladies fight may happen. A startling call comes in live at the station and then goes dead. Is this an SOS or has something or someone else gone down? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: “ROMANCING THE ROSE” - A cold French Rose’ from our sponsors at Wine Spies

At a trailer park meeting, it was decided to place an embargo on plastic lawn flowers. Corner lot owner and UPS driver, Marilyn, has no intention of a spring planting, leaving the ladies to throw their hands up. Karl is having mixed emotions about his abilities as spirits and entities are starting to come at him from weird places. What is trying to talk to him and what is the messaging about? A beauty contestant from the past is being drawn into focus in the present day. Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: “HUSH MONEY MARTINI” - Gin -Midori -Lemon juice Garnished with an apple.

In the trailer park, space 57 resident Iona is feeding and plumping up the local raccoon population much to Shawn's dismay. After the sudden death of Matthew McKinley at the museum benefit, Karl takes a meeting with Gerald Blanchette's son, Grant. Grant informs him about a payment his father received and some unexpected company before his disappearance and sudden death. Is there a pay off for foul play? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe… this could be the motive we have been searching for. Cocktail: “I’VE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP” -Cherry Flavored Vodka Apple juice -Pineapple Juice-7-Up

The ladies go international, London style when a Double Decker Trailer shows up at the park. A San Diego society benefit at The Museum of Man provides the backdrop for what ends up being a night of tragedy. Who is the mystery man and why does the evening suddenly start to look like the game Clue? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: “THE SLIPPERY SLIDE” - Tequila, Vodka - pineapple - Peach Schnapps - Splash of grenadine

A golf cart accident involving a game of “Trailer Park Chicken'' finds the residents of space 193 on the lam. Karl has a regressed childhood memory of a horrible teacher and then notices Camille and Dorthy cavorting together. What does this mean and are they connected? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: “BOMBAY SASHAY” - Bombay Saphire Gin , grenadine, lime juice Garnished with miniature life preservers.

Vicki drags Shawn to Trailer Park Karaoke. On a not so crowded dance floor, they are both out danced by Sophia until Donna comes in and drops a beat on the madness. In the diary, Karl has a vision about an old sailing ship in colonial India. In the vision a cloaked woman pushes a man overboard. What does this mean and is anyone in danger in the present day? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe. Cocktail: “SANGRIA WOULDNT WANT TO BE YA” - Red wine from WINE SPIES, Fruit - Sparkling soda

The ladies recount a road story where Vicki’s snoring keeps everyone up. The “Thriller Killer” Diary we find has nothing at all to do with Michael Jackson and everything to do with Karl’s psychic abilities. A distressed woman calls into his radio show regarding her missing husband. Is the man missing…or dead? Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe… this episode is $3.99 a minute! Cocktail: “THE $3.99 A MINUTE” - Tequila - OJ - Splash of Cranberry juice Garnish w/ Ding Dong

Bottoms up, Trailer Tribe! Season 3 is here! The ladies catch up from the last diary and the current state of the Trailer Park. The power went out recently causing a commotion leading to karaoke starting late and Shawn not being able to finish blow drying her hair. The new Diary entitled “The Thriller Killer is now on the table and a drink called “The Smooth Criminal” is being served. The new diary gets cracked open and the ladies find out it's the late 80’s and “Karl, The Mission Bay Medium” has found himself involved in some mysterious crimes and shady encounters in and about the greater San Diego area. A series of characters gets introduced in what appears to be “ A Whodunnit.” Cocktail: “SMOOTH CRIMINAL” - Iced Coffee - whip cream, chocolate chips garnished with nutmeg.

Here's a sneak peak at Season 3 of Trailer Park Diaries, "The Thriller Killer." Episodes coming every Tuesday starting February 21, 2023.

Bottoms Up and Buckle Up, Trailer Tribe! Grab that bottle of dessert wine and a whole chocolate cake because it’s going to be a bumpy ride! Zoey’s lust overshadows her fear of Luke’s threats to expose her. She tries to hold onto Aiden, as she prepares his favorite meal, but her secrets can no longer be contained when a suspicious package arrives, and Aiden opens it. Her whole world falls apart in an instant. Everything she has built with Aiden is now destroyed by one man. Aiden is wrecked and tears out the door. Zoey follows him to the beach, where it’s a fight to the finish between “My Always” Aiden and hot Irish Luke. Grab your tissues everyone - you won’t believe how this one ends. Cocktail: What's For Dessert? || Dessert Wine chased by a whole cupcake

Aiden is out of town again, so Zoey and Luke keep the kinky party going in Zoey’s marital bed. Aiden unexpectedly returns and Luke threatens Zoey that if she doesn’t confess their affair to Aiden, he will. The ladies are extremely nervous; this affair is giving Shawn ‘Agita’. Thankfully their new cocktail “The Harvey Gangbanger” takes the edge off. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: Harvey Gangbanger || Vodka, OJ, Cherry flavored liqueur, garnish with a candy cigarette

Trailer friends, this episode comes with a warning, “For Adults Only!” It’s all about the night at the castle and it’s no fairy tale. Thank the good Lord, the ladies have their cocktail “The Dick Down” to get them through this wild excerpt. Zoey finds Luke impossible to resist, to the point where she finds herself participating in her own live sex show for a bunch of strangers. Shawn cautions everyone when going to an orgy to make sure you bring your own snacks, as you can get very hungry and the host almost never provides any. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: The Dick Down || Rum, Jagermeister, Lime juice, Grenadine, garnish with a Magnum condom

In honor of last episodes sex dream, Shawn concocts the “I’m on a Boat Bitch!” cocktail. Down the hatches! This week’s episode is bringing stormy seas! Zoey is not feeling well and riddled with guilt. She hopes a visit to the trailer park to see her Bubbie will cheer her up. When she arrives, she finds Bubbie in the clubhouse playing Mahjong with her friends and…Luke. Luke steps up the pressure, ordering her to do as he says or risk the consequences. He insists she go to the mysterious Del Mar castle sans her panties. Is that a breeze or are you just happy to blackmail me? Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: I'm on a Boat Bitch! || Expensive Champagne, Coconut Rum, OJ

New cocktail, who dis’? The ladies raise their cocktail “The Money Shot” as Shawn explains to Vicki how pineapple juice can be beneficial for men. Zoey finally takes a look at the mysterious card Luke slipped into her apron. Curious, Zoey drives to the address on it, which turns out to be an old castle in the wealthy town of Del Mar. The ladies wonder, is it Luke’s house or a house of terror? After coming home from the castle, she rests in Aiden’s arms, but is soon overtaken by a feverish sex dream, where she and Luke are on a yacht and all hands are on deck… and everyplace else. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: The Money Shot || Gin, OJ, Whipped Cream, all in a shot glass

Aiden returns home and Zoey commits to saving her marriage. She performs a rare sexual treat to prove it. Luke shows up at the bakery the next day while Aiden is there. This affair is now getting dangerous as Luke relishes in Zoey’s fear of her two world’s colliding. Luke slips a mysterious card into Zoey’s apron before he leaves. This diary is getting REAL juicy so the ladies make sure to finish their “Dong Island Iced Tea” by swallowing every last drop. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: Dong Island Iced Tea || Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Sweet n Sour, drink with a dong straw

The morning starts off with a "bang" with the ladies newest cockatail creation "The Licker License". Esteban’s new dirty talking parrot nails Shawn’s version of “You Oughta Know”. The ladies think Zoey is cray cray for even thinking of confessing to Aiden. Luke appears at the bakery just as Zoey is pleasuring herself fantasizing about him. They go to the back room and the bakery heats up with hot wild sex. Shawn and Vicki wonder what it was like for the random customer to come in for a baguette and get a porn show. Bottoms Up, Trailer Tribe! Cocktail: Licker License || Malibu Rum, Pineabbple Juice, Whipped Cream, Sugar Lips garnish, poured in a red solo cup