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We sing a SEASON 5 WELCOME SONG just for you! Are we so old that we don’t know singers anymore though? How are celebrities getting away with straight up crime? Are people framing celebrities with deep fake videos? Kayla gets hired as a hair stylist, Stacey goes wild as the maid of honour and has a hangover the next day even though she doesn’t drink. Stacey tells SUCH an embarrassing story about something that happened at the dentist and it ends up being Kayla’s favourite story ever. Munro learns about testis and wet dreams and it turns out Stacey and Kayla have been embarrassingly misinformed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

52 episodes per season and we've reached the GRAND FINALE BABY!! We listen through our funniest episodes and play some of our favourite moments from the last 4 seasons. We have a NANNY section, we have a PRANK section, we have a CELEBRITY section, we have a GAMES section, we SING you the Kaitlyn Bristowe song that started it all, and at the end we show you a memory that brings a tear to our eye! Thank you to all the siblings that have been there with us since Season 1, and heeeyyyy to all of our new besties! Season 5 is going to be awesome, and listening to these blasts from the past only made us even more excited. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Canada behind the times when it comes to the music scene? Stacey’s new album is almost ready, and a special song makes Kayla hyperventilate. Kayla is not having the most confident day, and watching the show “Intervention” might be part of the problem. Stacey has discovered some more strange OCD tendencies that she always does but doesn’t know why. Why is falling asleep on the couch so dramatic for us? Do we drink too much water? Is Wally’s skin problem finally cured? Finally, we break down in detail our feelings about JoJo Siwa’s new persona. Do we love it or hate it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stacey’s voice is GONE… so today “Hot Chris” is our co-host, but thinks he might not be interesting enough to be on a podcast. Chris gives us a play by play of what it’s like to be around a prison all day long, he tells us stories that no normal person experiences, what prisoners eat, what happens when a prisoner finds out they are going to jail without bail, and what it feels like getting someone else’s blood on his arm. Who is a better co-host, Mark or Chris? Kayla gets competitive. Chris confesses that Kayla is way hotter than Stacey and Stacey breaks her silence. Kayla plays the same game Mark and Stacey did when he co-hosted, but this one takes a different turn. Kayla gives Chris a confidence pump up, and Chris gives Kayla the most amazing compliment ever. Then they go on a rant about how much they love their kids… and it’s so gross and adorable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla's nightmare came true and she had something in her nose. What movies that are not supposed to be scary but are actually horror movies? Kayla hates musical movies, Munro had a nose bleed and reacted very strangely, and we discuss what age we really feel like we are inside (Stacey's age is questionable). Kayla is mistaken for Stacey at the nail salon, and Kayla suffers indescribable pain. We talk about weird water births, Kayla's very active social life, and dips. Stacey plans a bachelorette party and has a strange moment with a door man. Finally, Kayla invents a new segment and Stacey creates a new theme song! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What items do you keep on your bedside table? What is your bedtime routine? Our curiosity is killing us. Stacey discovers the best hack for your car and we know everybody is going to copy her. Mark and Stacey have a new Netflix series that they became obsessed with and Stacey gives a play by play that convinces Kayla it’s her new favourite show. Mark makes an appearance again and can’t help but interject. We play “Who Is More Likely To” and can’t agree on any answer, and finally we talk about Kayla’s high school persona and wonder how everything went down the way it did. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have the hilarious Joe Oliva, one of our favourite guests to have on since SEASON 1! Kayla is having an existential crisis about the universe and we don’t know if she is going to receive good or bad karma. For some reason we have a passionate moment about umbrellas, and then Joe gives us a really good confession. Joe brings us a gift which is a personalized video from a celebrity! Joe and Stacey were in a band together for 5 years and reminisce about the best memories. Joe gives Kayla a new nickname that may or may not stick, and finally pranks Kayla while hosting a game of Family Feud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about girl stuff just for a second, Stacey pranks Kayla and tells her she is pregnant for April Fool’s Day, and Stacey gets in an online argument with a celebrity. Kayla makes a huge mistake and missed a “tooth fairy” appointment (if you catch our drift). How old is too old to have a visit from the tooth fairy and the easter bunny? Kayla is in a major predicament. Chris and Mark may not like this episode…. Kayla gets HEATED and talks to us about “default parenting”. We discuss frustrating and infuriating endings of TV series, and we don’t understand how mistakes happen. We end the podcast on the simple subject of how life began and where we came from as a human race. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stacey is back from her honeymoon and tells us about her European cruise, which ends up being quite different from the last cruise with Kayla! They meet a crazy lady who follows them around the ship, Stacey participates in the activities which are supposed to be for kids, and Mark tries to turn into a "book reading" kinda guy. Stacey takes a tumble in front of a group of strangers, coffee might be the biggest stress of the trip, and there is some airplane drama that involves alcohol. Finally, Kayla can't stop laughing while she reminisces about a story when Stacey almost killed Kayla and her family!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we have Munro and Leo on as our special guests! Let's see if their answers are the same as 4 years ago! They have fun facts, confessions, and aren't scared to make Kayla look bad. They are sassy, funny, wild, and crazy. Leo gives us a vocal performance for $5.00 and Munro breaks down his fear of dinosaurs and swear words. Kayla was too stressed to be on the episode, so she sat in the background and yelled at them while Auntie Stacey gets to host. There are lots of laughs, immature answers, and fun fact: this the first episode we don't need to mark as EXPLICIT in a while (even though Leo was begging to say swear words). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we get weird and our special guest is a robot! Miss Chat GPT somehow makes us think deeper about life than any human we’ve we ever had on our show. We learn facts that BLOW OUR MINDS… turns out, she knows way more than we do. Kayla and Stacey play some classic games, but with the help of her artificial intelligence! She gives us thought provoking and potentially offensive “would you rather” questions that only could be created by a computer. Kayla then tells us some celebrity tea because she can’t even HELP it because she is obsessed with celebrities even though she is in denial about it. Stacey reveals Kayla's celebrity look-a-like. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU’VE REACHED THE FINAL SAGA IN THE CRUISE SHIP TRILOGY! We promise this is the last time we’ll ever talk about it, but you have to hear the remaining funny moments, some very NON sexy stories, and the twist ending you’ve all been waiting for!!!! Kayla and Stacey get stuck on a water bike in the middle of the ocean, they witness a girl fall from 25 feet in the air, and they start some drama on the ship that spreads like wild fire. They get in TWO fights with complete strangers, and their reaction was not as cool as they hoped for. Tune in for PART 3, the FINALE of the exciting PLEASURE CRUISE series! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE IS MARKED AS EXPLICIT. This episode contains mature themes sexual content. Listener discretion is advised! Stacey got hired for a show, and it happens to be on an Adult Swingers Cruise! Today is PART 2 of Stacey and Kayla's wild trip! We finally tell you what happens when we enter the RED ROOM. Stacey and Kayla are (for the first time in their lives) at a loss for words and have never seen anything like it. We give you all the details and low down on what it's like to be a cruiser on an adult swingers cruise. Make sure you listen to PART 1 before PART 2! PS. We would like to acknowledge that the whole episode may be shocking for some people! Have fun? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PLEASE NOTE THIS EPISODE IS MARKED AS EXPLICIT. This episode contains mature themes sexual content. Listener discretion is advised! Stacey got hired for a show, and it happens to be on an Adult Swingers Cruise! Today is PART 1 of Stacey and Kayla's wild trip! We break down our first night on the PLEASURE CRUISE! Kayla thinks the plane is going to crash and the ship is going to sink, Stacey discovers something about Kayla that is SO upsetting, and they break down the shocking things they have already witnessed on day 1 of the cruise. Something happens to Stacey that almost makes her back out from doing her one and only performance, and Kayla gets propositioned. How are they going to survive on this ship for a whole week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Super Bowl Sunday shenanigans!!! We talk about audience members Taylor Swift, Leonardo DiCaprio picking his nose, and we give you our FULL review of Usher’s performance. We try and figure out the behind the scenes of the half time shows and list our favourites over the years. Is Stacey’s husband a secret Swiftie? Are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift a publicity stunt? Stacey has some extreme opinions about Post Malone, the Superbowl, and has a bully “Regina George” moment about all of it. We talk about the strange and exciting episode we will be releasing from the middle of the ocean next week, and we’re getting pumped for the upcoming wild cruise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we talk about how what we eat on a normal day, and “salad day” gets wild at Kayla’s school. We give you some recipe ideas that you will either love or hate, Stacey has a realization she actually might be the worst cook in the world, and Kayla tests her on her culinary skills. We give you a break down of all the Grammy 2024 drama, and a conspiracy theory about the famous people attending. Is being plus size going out of style? We talk about the 2024 celebrity weight loss movement, plus size men in the music industry, and we try and figure out what the heck is going on with body trends in 2024. Stacey has an epiphany about her career, and we have a follow up about something from last episode (and the result is AMAZING!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stacey breaks down her job and what the worst question is to ask a performer. Kayla is bothered because she thinks Stacey might be getting closer to Mom than she is. Stacey is performing on a SEX cruise and Kayla might be going. Kayla hopes she gets pimples just so she can pop them (gross). Does Stacey fuss over little things with her dogs too much? Stacey is going on an adventure to meet one of her idols and favourite singers… but find out why it’s majorly stressing her out. Stacey need some important travel recommendations from the listeners, and we discover her intense fear of pick pocketers. Stacey has a very embarrassing moment that involves holy water, and today almost smashes a row of porcelain counter tops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today is all about living your dreams. Kayla wants to be a famous actor? Well today we make her ACT! Let’s see if she can act the great roles originated by Leonardo DiCaprio, Joaquin Phoenix, Robert Di Nero and Tom Cruise (to name a few). We play a game and Kayla and Stacey’s mind isn’t synched up as wonderfully as they thought it would be. Stacey gives her movie review on the 2024 “Mean Girls” movie, and we discuss the cameos (and LACK of cameos). Kayla has a little bit of a panic attack at the beginning of the episode and we discuss what that feels like. Finally, we take a trip down memory lane and realize how fun and wild our podcast has been over 4 seasons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She’s BAAAACK! We discuss Kayla’s feeling about being replaced last week and she feels the need to defend the celebrity obsession topic. Why was Kayla jealous of Mark? Did she love or hate the episode? Stacey brings up an issue about Kayla’s relationship priorities and Kayla slaps back. Today we decide to layout our title page of topics: 1. We put a camera in Nanny’s apartment 2. Kayla had the sex talk about Munro 3. Stacey’s going on a vacation 4. What Show Are You Watching 5. Kayla got into a car accident - Kayla skipped a week so, we have MANY things to cover! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kayla was a NO SHOW because she fully lost her voice!! Today we have a special co-host (.....drum roll......) STACEY’S HUSBAND MARK! Is Stacey dressing like she is having a mid life crisis? Does Mark think Kayla is hotter than Stacey? Did Mark body shame someone? Does Mark think the podcast will succeed? Do we talk about Stacey’s boobs too much knowing Mark’s mom is going to listen? Is Mark excited to have kids with Stacey? Today Stacey’s has some burning questions that she wants to know the answer to, Mark finally gets to defend himself in person, and then to finish it off we play a classic Mark and Stacey game that Stacey is almost amazing at. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices