Drunk Valorant

We craft a compelling case for Riot to hire us as we fix the current agent meta. Dissecting the current kits of all agents who need some love or have had way too much of it, we concoct ways to keep us ranked demons happy while also helping the pro meta. Chase also returns in this episode to defend his honor as a primary smoker, trying to keep a certain upstart Clove main from stealing his primary function on Brim. In my unprofessional opinion, I think we really cooked with some of these ideas. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The legendary Duby returns for the first time since episode 4 to help us look at each of the under-performing agents with an "I can fix her" mentality, leading to the same outcome as when that saying is normally used, which is an "I am making her worse" result. It gets heated in the kitchen as we debate whether we are cooking up some delicious Truffle-based recipes or disgusting Surstomming (the fermented Scandinavian fish). Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Turns out, all you duelist mains now playing clove to fill, you still need to play SMOKES. Cass also explains his smoothest brain take on how to use the Bulldog... as someone who never uses the bulldog... nice. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Holy shit. Now we can int and it doesn't even mater? This gives Hunter wayyy too much power. Clove has entered the game and we're gonna talk about it. As well as recap the NA supremacy that happened over in Spain last weekend. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Building team comps and shit like that. Cass takes us on a wild journey though the world of Valorant vs deck building games. At least Hunter and Chase did their homework... right????? Plus what we want to see done to Viper (no, not like that) and we discuss the banana man drama. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

No more being bloinded by your teammates because the verdict is in: flashes are bad. You heard it here second folks, turns out you can still shoot when you can't see anything. Tune in as we discuss how flashless comps work in the pro league, and how they definitely DONT work in your ranked games. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Cass comes back from Australia with his head still upside down, claiming some people should never buy a rifle.... not cause your aim is dogshit (which it is) but for econ? Plus a recap of a very wild Kick Off tournament for VCT, and some SEN fanboys are in the chat. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Hunter wasn't able to find a time to record with Cass and Chase this week, but he wasn't going to let that stop him from thoroughly glazing Loud for their impressive takedown of Leviatan. Loud have pushed the meta before, and Hunter is here on the bleeding edge to tell you about the changes that are coming to pro Valorant in the wake of this game. Tune in to hear him struggle to maintain his sanity while talking to himself for 1.5 hours, barely able to even drink due to the awkward pauses it creates in a solo podcast. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Our man Blate45 is back this week to talk about the first few matches coming out of NA VCT. SEN city is poppin with a huge loss to Loud, 100T + Boostio are kinda cracked, and we finally see the superteams of NRG and Lev on stage for the first time. A lot has happened, we saw some of it, so lets goooo. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

This podcast was honestly so all over the place I have no idea what to call it. We talked about skins, and icebox, and Altered Carbon? Fuck, did we even have topics for this week? Cass? Plus a short intro to the upcoming pro season, before we really dive in next week! Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Of all the topics in all the world, how is it we keep talking about this one? Because fuck breeze. Fuck halls being open, but also fuck it being closed. Why does this map exist? We're gonna talk about it. And some other things sprinkled amongst the rage. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Or should I say WAS the limit... Seems like Riot is taking their hate for Oceania even further with the recent patch. Everything already wants to kill you down there, no need to kill their agents too. Join us as we discuss all things Skye nerf. Who benefits? Who is mad? Who can finally pop their birds without letting them expire? Also a bit too much NFL talk. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Literally how useless I feel on that fucking map, it's disgusting. But Riot has apparently completed their renovations on halls and will be reopening shortly. Also more of the never-ending talk of light shields, and how the Outlaw has affected the meta, and wrapping up with the lack of pro games in the upcoming season. We want more Val. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

With some time under their belts to evaluate the Outlaw, will Cass and Hunter fall victim to its propaganda or push back against the hype train? Cass also initiates a session of cathartic yelling at the sky about Rito's greedy and soulless battlepass. Oh, and where is Chase? Turns out he subscribed to light shields meta IRL, and didn't hear about the Outlaw being added while on vacation. He stepped off the plane to go home and immediately got one-tapped in the chest through his light shields. Rip :( Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Should Riot "outlaw" the players who only ever buy a single gun in a comp game? Well they certainly aren't going to, and everyone is going to be rocking this shorty/marshall/op hybrid at the beginning of this act. Tune in to hear Blate45 join Cass and Hunter as we discuss just how strong the new gun will be, and stick around for yet another round of speculation on how the new map changes will make your ranked games worse. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Valorant looking like Venezuela with the prices of these Ults nowadays. But could it be good for the game? Or is Riot truly just anti-fun? Plus, wrapping up this season of Premier, and our current thoughts on Gekko and Iso. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The boys are broke, will anyone ever sponsor this podcast? Highly unlikely, but we can make the best of it. Speaking of ecos, this episode we talk what to do when your team cant afford the rising price of eggs... and Vandals... Balls to the wall? Or smoke a blunt and wait for them to push your shorty? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The infamous SilverCam aka "Ball Sweat" joins us this week to spew some guardian propaganda for your listening pleasure. Also on the metaphorical script, accessibility controls explained by people wholly uninformed on the topic and some of the most fun gimmicks in the game. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Might feel like a century, I can't believe y'all still listen to this shit. But we've done it. 100 episodes in the fuckin bag. Tune in to hear all of the zero extra effort we put into this particular episode! Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Honestly this podcast was so off topic I wonder if there were even topics to begin with. We talked about the hell-hole rank of silver for a bit, but the rest? God knows. I'll let you find that out for yourselves. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast