The Phlegm Cat Podcast
Comedy
Come join artist, musician & weapons grade cynic David M. Hernandez on a ridiculous, superflous adventure of mirth and misanthropy. Dumb anecdotes, stupid observations, original music and gratuitous cover songs are the norm on his experiment of silliness. Come join the Huckleberry's cast of characters including: Gorilla Head™, Snagglef*ck The Weird™, The Moany Girls™, The Stumpy Kid™, Ground Chucky™ and Rogue the fat shih tzu™.
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Description:
Come join artist, musician & weapons grade cynic David M. Hernandez on a ridiculous, superflous adventure of mirth and misanthropy. Dumb anecdotes, stupid observations, original music and gratuitous cover songs are the norm on his experiment of silliness. Come join the Huckleberry's cast of characters including: Gorilla Head™, Snagglef*ck The Weird™, The Moany Girls™, The Stumpy Kid™, Ground Chucky™ and Rogue the fat shih tzu™.
Language:
English
Episodes
Now My Head Stinks
5/6/2024
Mex solves world conflict because even The Browns are scared of The Homies. The Artist then introduces the awkward, inquires about matching tents and encounters a Mesozoic beasty.
Duration:01:32:36
You Don't Look a Day Over Methuselah
4/29/2024
Mex really wants the snappy pants. The Artist returns from Florida where he admired people with cool arms, decided not to be sharty and realized he was taught by lazy old people.
Duration:01:33:38
Cuatro!
4/22/2024
Mex declares that none of his friends are nude hallway walkers. The Artist then decides that Earth is lumpy, and has a penchant for fibery pens and cool paper.
Duration:01:31:57
The Rhombus of Life
4/15/2024
The Artist Learns that coyotes are abound. Mex plays the game known as severed rabbit head soccer, loses all respect for the comma and moves a bunch of punctuation.
Duration:01:24:43
Ya Dumb Astronaut
4/8/2024
The Artist has been thinking of alternate Jebuses. Mex has to make a choice between bumcheeks or lady bidness. The Huckleberry also admits to getting stupider and learns that there is an epidemic of hard-to-use hoses.5
Duration:01:24:29
Golgotha Hernandez
4/1/2024
Mex asks Jebus "Were you born in a barn?". The Artist decides nobody needs a big piece of fish. Your Huckleberry then takes a journey through the sphincter hallway to see Fake Wang.
Duration:01:24:39
I Can Handle a Goofy-Ass Clown
3/25/2024
Mex realizes the whole problem is that damn road. The Artist then recommends that no one does creepy crawlies by that damn road because you could get all murdery. The Huckleberry also asks: Why do people in space have to have genitalia faces?
Duration:01:17:12
Cartoons Make Awful Spy Robots
3/18/2024
The Huckleberry Claims he ain't got no FOMO
Mex then declares that brown people should be allowed to fly airplanes, Tremors should have won an Oscar and there's no way we're gonna hit Popeye.
Duration:01:21:32
Through The Prism of the 'Tism
3/11/2024
The Artist wants U to know he's very "fluxsable". Mex then informs everyone that he's always in an area, knows when it's time to get sleepy and how much that ape costs.
Duration:01:30:34
It's An Easter Pickle Fight!
3/4/2024
Mex confesses to having white chin floofs. The Artist then explains that one end's got a sucky hole, he loves riding cheese and has a whole 'nother gear of jagoffery.
Duration:01:26:48
There's Nothing More Unoriginal Than Being Unoriginal
2/26/2024
The Artist wants U all to wake up and smell the fake videos. We learn from Mex that dads are the stuntmen of the world, that Mex is all inquisitive and jolly and claims two weeks ago, U were on fire on a mountain.
Duration:01:32:45
His Funk Wasn't Spontaneous
2/19/2024
The Mexican proclaims that The Hulk isn't sinewy. There are three things The Artist doesn't do. He does not buy the Butt-Pipe. He does not paint someone's eyes scary. The Huckleberry does not cook green cheese.
Duration:01:35:06
Crêpey Bacon People
2/12/2024
The Artist almost gets his giblets jostled. Your Huckleberry throws his passport out and really likes dragons. Mex also wonders who lip-syncs drums?
Duration:01:40:06
White Dude Beach Pants
2/5/2024
The Artist must defeat The Minnesota Bamboozler. Mex wants you to get a load of his hump, foo. Your Huckleberry was also funky, crooked and reached euphoric spazzery.
Duration:01:24:49
One For Fatty
1/29/2024
The Mexican mourns the passing of the infamous Rogue. Her legacy is remembered through stories of chasing gophers, getting in gang fights and biting evil doers.
Duration:01:43:22
Keep To The Dang Aesthetic!
1/22/2024
Mex had them dudes barkin' like crazy businessmen. The Artist then declares that Plastic Betty ain't no joke. The Huckleberry prefers when women have their head attached and knows somebody more worthless than Aquaman.
Duration:01:21:56
Bobby Johnson's Rat Pack Puppet Show
1/15/2024
The Mexican loves a good statue disco party. Your Huckleberry wonders if he should get the porridge, even though he has the eye of the tiger and the breath of a lizard.
Duration:01:23:43
I Don't Draw Undercarriages
1/8/2024
Mex produces happy doos for everyone. Your Huckleberry loses our wizard again, CFIT accidents are his jam and we get to meet Mabel Applebottom
Duration:01:23:37
The Monkey Theory Is Not Valid
1/1/2024
The Mex starts season 5 by embracing the grampa. The Huckleberry must then deal with a tower of meat, Harley Bottomcheeks and getting clogged with waspy wax.
Duration:01:23:43
Coleslaw Jenkins
12/25/2023
Your Huckleberry ends season 4 by confessing to getting a humor chubby. Mex asks the question: What would make a bullfighter jive-ass? Mex hopes you got Dead Bird Relay Race and a Crackhead Paul doll for Christmas.
Duration:01:30:13