Gag Me With a Chainsaw

This week, Corie and Sarah spend some quality time with a pack of Almost Home cookies and Wes Craven's 1986 cult classic, "Deadly Friend." Expect killer robots, vengeful (future) vampire slayers, and more bad science than you can shake a pincher hand at. Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

We’re on spring break, but things aren’t going as well for TV producer DeeDee, who is the sole survivor of a horrific plane crash. Her extraordinary luck has her feeling like she got away with something, until she realizes that she is being stalked by the dead. Join us as we podcast like it’s 1934! On martinis! How did the Thin Man solve all those crimes in this state? We don’t know, but… SPRING BREAK FOREVER!!

New episode of our show coming next week! In the meantime, check us out on this episode of The Podcast That Wouldn’t Die talking about the 1972 Brian De Palma film SISTERS. How to find The Podcast That Wouldn’t Die: https://linktr.ee/TPodcastTWDie?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=62f38e70-f2ed-4b98-8942-63d2051aa6f9 Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

We’re back! And our date for the big graduation dance is the ultimate party pooper, The Prowler (1981)! Group date with us as The Prowler proves that sometimes the best way to decline an invitation is with a pitchfork. We missed you! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Yee-haw!! Horror hounds, mount up! It's time for our third annual retrospective on the state of horror with our friends Candace and Ariel from Not Your Final Girl (IG: @nyfgpod). We'll talk about our favorite releases from 2023, discuss new discoveries in the back titles, and take some listener calls! Tune in and find out if your fave made the cut! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Grab your hot cocoa, hang your stockings (and sanity) by the chimney with care, and tune in as Sarah & Corie jingle all the way through this holiday horror classic from 1980! Listen or end up on the naughty list! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Load up those Igloo coolers cuz we're goin' on a FALL BREAK! Grab some R&R with Corie and Sarah as we ride along for The Mutilator (1984); a movie about the true horrors of last minute, out of town plans with friends. Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Calling all turkeys! We're serving up this third helping of a Thanksgiving favorite to get ready for a fun event we're hosting this Sunday, November 19. Check out the episode for more information, link to tickets below! https://www.mayacinemas.com/movies/checkout/300/135923 Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Halloween isn’t over yet! We’ve got one more treat for you as Corie and Sarah dive into the iconic Stephen King horror hit - PET SEMETARY (1989). Get ready for a wild ride as they explore the dismaying decisions of Louis Creed! We also touch on other notable works of Stephen King and discuss the hilariously unintended repercussions of a bus driver's misplaced trust. Plus, stick around for the end as they reveal the next spine-chilling flick we’ll be discussing, and play an A+ listener call. Don't miss it unless you're chicken, in which case, you're still welcome at the Pet Sematary! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

In the grand tradition of network television, we have…A Very Special Episode Featuring A Very Special Guest! Tune in to hear Gorie, Scare-ah, and Producer “Jason is already a scary name” Jason recap three of their favorite episodes of Halloween TV. But, wait! Don’t touch that dial! We want to hear your faves! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

“The good news is, your dates are here. The bad news is…THEY’RE DEAD!” Scare-ah and Gorie are here to thrill you with the first ever listener’s choice episode, 1986’s NIGHT OF THE CREEPS! We put down our butcher knives and pick up our flamethrowers for this B-movie sci-fi spoof starring Tom Atkins and Rusty Griswold (the second one). BONUS: the ethics of the “monkey sandwich.” PLUS! Lots of wheezing at our own jokes! Join us! ***Original episode upload was truncated on accident, this is the the complete episode. If you're seeing this as a new episode a second time, you're not tripping! The rest of the episode starts after 01:03*** Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Is Pin alive? Leon knows... But nobody believes him! It's the first of our "non slasher" series to celebrate the season! Join Gorie and Scare-ah for a pivot into "fuckable anatomical medical dummy incest subplot" movies via 1988's "Pin." When you're working with V.C. Andrews’s ghostwriter you get what you'd expect! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Aaaand we’re back! Tanned, waterlogged, and ready to jump into our two month long celebration of the spookiest time of the year! This episode, Gorie and Scare-ah are joined by returning guest Tom Virtuoso from Beefcakes of Horror (IG: @beefcakesofhorror) for a supersized episode to chat about what we were watching over the summer, and go deep on HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS (1988). Plus! Check out our plan to mix it up for the season and find out how to vote for upcoming episodes! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Podcasting is a disease. Meet the cure. Corie and Sarah are joined by Jim Vendiola (award winning writer & director of the short film “Pretty Pickle”) for a deep dive into the 1986 Stallone classic, “Cobra.” Lieutenant Marion "Cobra" Cobretti is not a dick cobra, but, well, he is kind of a dick. Find Jim on Instagram: @jimvendiola or at http://www.jimvendiola.com Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Is there a phantom in the mall?! You bet your Wet Seal wearing ass there is! Spoiler alert: his name is Eric. Meet us in the food court to talk Pauly Shore, 80s ladies, and dick cobras! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Lock up your mothers cuz we’re talking The Stepfather (1987)! Join Sarah, Corie, and returning guest/new dad Travis Ayers for a little belated Father’s Day gift. Daddy knows best, and daddy says check it out! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

The Itching? No. The Oozing? No! THE BURNING! Join us back at summer camp for this 1981 teen slasher. We call top bunk!! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Stylish but problematic faves (us) on stylish but problematic fave (this De Palma slasher from 1980) Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Your dream girls are here to talk Nightmare and nightmares with a big time Freddy fan! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Our job was simple enough: find a missing dame. But when you get tangled up with the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, things get messy. Looks like Corie and Sarah have their work cut out for them on the seedy streets of Hollywood.