Cape to Couver
Comedy
The musings and amusements of Paddy and Paul, two friends from Cape Town, South Africa living in Vancouver, Canada. We share various perspectives on life in Canada, how it compares to life back home in South Africa and new perspectives we've gained on South Africa itself. Usually light-hearted, almost always lubricated conversations meant to inspire and amuse, not necessarily to inform.
Location:
United States
Description:
The musings and amusements of Paddy and Paul, two friends from Cape Town, South Africa living in Vancouver, Canada. We share various perspectives on life in Canada, how it compares to life back home in South Africa and new perspectives we've gained on South Africa itself. Usually light-hearted, almost always lubricated conversations meant to inspire and amuse, not necessarily to inform.
Language:
English
Episodes
#029 Two time back-to-back world champions, halloween head bags and a big announcement.
11/11/2023
Are the Springboks high on drugs? Does the foetus have knuckle hair already? How much do we know about slit experiments and particle physics? Have you ever seen someone stand on their own shoulders while doing a handstand? Do they have lobster rolls and smash burgers in Cape Town?
Duration:02:06:45
#028 Tears for Mapimpi, Spanish wanker cars and R22 million a month.
10/25/2023
Why does Vancouver have 10,000 identical houses? Must we talk about Gaza? Is your municipality dysfunctional or distressed? How effective was Paddy's campsite boycott? Is anyone selling a soccer team?
Duration:02:07:01
#027 Becoming a citizen, controversial zombies, fire in a food truck and leadership lessons.
10/19/2023
Can you even shoot arrows from your buddy's shoulders? How could you look at the springboks and not be completely in love with them? Does your Subaru cup holder click nicely? How much is a food truck second hand? If a slomo movie about a dog is in black and white, does that make it artsy?
Duration:01:39:26
#026 Three grizzly deaths, Mexican cake aliens, stinky salmon bears and a World War holdout.
10/11/2023
Would you buy a sternum-mounted beer holster? Did Russia pay for these alien cakes? Agh please Paddy won't you take us to Banksy Land? Do you even know how to dot-to-dot a pumpkin? If you can't wear tie-dye to a Brian Jonestown Massacre where CAN you? If a virtual artefact is stolen can you find it in a museum?
Duration:01:52:25
#025 Golden Ears, township funk, journeys of self improvement, a 7-1 split and a sleeping bag stuffing.
9/26/2023
Is there anything better than a budget therapist? How does the BC burn measure up? How do you carry a 30kg labradoodle up a mountain? Is watching rugby even fun? Can you hear me stuffing this sleeping bag?
Duration:01:55:18
#024 Sex protests, revelations, an ode to disk golf, tennis wars.
6/15/2023
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Is Paddy funny sober? Is sex always work? Whose dad tattled on the porn teacher? Does Paul's accent GRATE on your nerves?
Duration:01:46:12
#023 A murder, the dawn of the age of disk golf, a wedding ring and so many questions.
6/10/2023
Do tampons come in left and right? Would you rather run a marathon in 81 T shirts or drink 15 bottles of All Gold tomato sauce? What type of food (not including cheese) is the best for rolling down a hill? Why does the Guinness Book of World Records Exist?
Duration:01:43:23
#022 Stags overboard, broken fingers and attack of the hackers.
6/3/2023
Did dragons actually breathe steam? Does this jeans speedo make my ass look yummy? Why can't Japan just take over? How many hackers does it take to buy a video game and some porn? Why does the Guinness book of records exist?
Duration:02:03:51
#021 A million ways to use a palm tree, Amazon.tribes, diving with bull sharks, and takeaway cocaine.
5/11/2023
Have you ever braai'd with a wet blanket in Fiji? Will someone please hold Zolna's hand? What do you do when the easter bunny eats your passport? How much is one cocaine in a Vancouver drug store? Would you rather see an uncontacted amazonian or an alien?
Duration:01:48:45
#020 A miniature champion, snowy tow-outs, conveyor belt toilets and a 65lb joint.
4/26/2023
Does anyone know where Paddy is? Does your winery accept dogs? Who is the actual living legend champion of Best in Miniatures Season 2? How many plum trees have you even seen? Does your backpack have a backpack? Have you ever been suit shopping at the outlets by the airport?
Duration:01:51:55
#019 Jesus makes a comeback, drug smuggling pigeons and a snake on a plane.
4/13/2023
Did you know we have an email address? Would you rather try catch a pigeon or a rat? Are we taking this podcast seriously enough? Can you believe the rest of Canada is colder than this? Is that Bong with dreads a doctor?
Duration:01:42:49
#018 Chili Peppers, peak panic, tree wells and depression med withdrawals.
4/5/2023
Do USA border patrol know their country is actually kak? If you stare at something Red Hot with ear plugs in, will it make you cry? If I slide off this ridge will I snap my femurs? Do you even know what a boat house is? Have you ever seen an invisible sock? Do broken brains exist?
Duration:01:48:16
#017 Cocaine bears, Kitchener's concentration camps and tripping on chicken wings.
4/1/2023
Does anybody have any spare nipples? Must we go protest Canada's 10th largest city? Is it OK to arrest your own party guest? What's really the difference between a pizza and a jacket anyway? In Canada, is it quicker to get bumhole surgery or a new South African passport? If I kill a city goose can I take it home and eat it?
Duration:01:50:33
#016 The Minister of Electricity, murders, vigilantes, AI and cave art.
3/17/2023
How many Chat-GPTs does it take to run a company? If a rock art gets destroyed in a cave but nobody is there to witness it, was it probably because of racism? How does a man with one arm fire a bow? Have you heard about the Macedonian bot farms? Is getting robbed at gunpoint in Mexico pornographic?
Duration:01:58:37
#015 Face shots, a Sasquatch, a new name for South Africa, ketamine therapy and those 3D dinosaur magazines.
3/4/2023
Are weddings contagious? Should South Africa be renamed? What even is a standard wank? How does a cat robot serve food? And how to psychologically manipulate your disobedient dog.
Duration:02:01:36
#014 Elephant bellies, engagements, Finnish penis pride, a concussion and a citizenship test.
3/4/2023
When did the USA invade Canada? Was Paul crying when he proposed? Has anyone died in space? Would you rather freeze to death or dehydrate to death? Whose algorithm for chemical warfare is this? How miniature is your dream house?
Duration:01:53:40
#013 Two racoons in a canoe, shitgate, Kanye and heading home at long last.
11/4/2022
What do two white boys know about Diwali? Where in the world is India? Who is MyBoy Zulu? Have you heard of Vancouver? Why would a racoon wear another racoon? Is your salad server in the Philippines? Is Kanye as awesome as AB DeVilliers?
Duration:01:41:38
#012 Spooky season, fire pools, kitchen snakes and a one-handed bush person.
10/26/2022
Is the South African government listening? What makes a reservoir a fire pool? How long does it take to feel Canadian? Are we due for a World War? What do you get when you cross a python's bite and a kudu's kick? How do you kill a cobra in your kitchen? Why aren't the homeless eating pigeons?
Duration:01:21:16
# 011 - Turkeys, traffic in the sky and transnouns.
10/15/2022
Where the hell is Elvis? Does Elon not realize the sky is sacred? How many people are you smashing Vancouver? How long does it take to learn to speak transgender appropriately? Would you chat to a stranger on a yellow bench?
Duration:01:49:53
#010 - The Queen is dead, long live the bum lump.
9/28/2022
Would you swear allegiance to the Queen of Canada? Is this bum lump cancer? Who brought their baby to the Gorillaz gig? Does a bronze bison glorify a massacre? Is a good road worth more than a culture? Can gay people go to the world cup in Qatar? Where can you find an air mattress, a shopping cart, a traffic cone and 60 bags of dogshit?
Duration:01:38:16