The Tinsmen Podcast

Paulies taste of Westralia Not being shit - generally. Some are doing better than others. All better than us. Phone books WA is excellent. Perth is ok, mediocre at best. Quokkas vs Quakkas Family holidays and the shitstorm that goes with it. Division on beach carts. Paulie innovates - road train beach carts. Reminiscing on Hawaiian Shirts Johnsy and Garz have let Keelz down by not telling him something they don’t know. Your wife’s hair is trying to take your old fella. Paulies F1 cookbook. Medium rare Parmi and bouncy balls. And, the moment you’ve all been waiting for - Keelan’s midget collection escapades. Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

A small departure from the norm, Let us know what you think. It was an absolute pleasure recording with these two. Relaxing, in the bush, shootin' the shit with some salt of the earth legends. Big thanks to @brugan brewing for bringing the beers. A most excellent Mid-strength IPA. And Adrift Brewing (coming soon) for the Hazy. Get around ém. Now semi-retired much earlier than most, Jed and Kel spend their time working a couple of months of the year, to fund the rest of it. Documenting their travels on their Oldmate Adventures YouTube channel. We get into what that looks like as a lifestyle, the drivers for having done it and what he future holds. Rebuilding caravans. Too many hobbies, and taking them on the road. Running Charity raffles. Youtube. Fishing. Hezza Slayer World Championship Life. Get around Jed and Kel at Oldmate Adventures on YouTube and all the socials. @pinkribbonfishin on Instagram for the charity stuff. And Oldmateadventures.au for merch both Oldmate and Pink Ribbon Stuff to go into the draw and support a fantastic cause. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Second half of the 2024 Opener comin' atcha! More on Keelz car gathering Garz' missus is an epic tightarse. Which is handy for him because he can't fix a coffee machine. Mystery Beers from Deep Elite Brewing Garz enables a rambling shark monologue from Johnsy. Trevs Love List Garz cops a fair bit about his parents sex life. Shit hats. Jocks are optional. Taking Jet skis to the next level. Well, another level. Probably not a good one. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Update on Garz’ Hamscapades Festy communal swimming holes. No British Racing Green. No sparkles. No closure. But a short east coast adventure. Let us know if you want to see the footage. Either end of the scale on FB Muppetplace and fancy products. Johnsy comes clean about pink drinks. Old manning the kids slang. Western Aquatic Crashing Adventures Bit more old man chat, GPs that like feet and Sonographers on the AdultFans Shirtcocking. Gladiators. Pickles. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Merry Tinsmas!! Mariah Carey, weird Christmas Carol Lyrics Drone shows are not fireworks. We were wrong about E-Scooters Snarting; now you know that’s a thing. Christmas staples to roadhouse staples Bibs. Paul eats a lot of stuff that’s not food. We need you to start bullying sponsors for us. Professional Shorts, Steel capped thongs. Keelz gets crafty. Noni Hazelhurst crafty, not craft beers, but there is craft beers too. Shows us his genius and innovation knows no bounds which leads Paulie to shit himself with excitement. Christery Beers. Instructional drum videos and big stezzas. Dodgy Christmas lighting. Cheers for all your support through 2023 ya bastards. We appreiate the fck outta yas! See ya in 2024. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

The boys have been let out in public and took the oppourtunity (geddit?) to head to PHAT Brew Club and catch up with Lachie from Perth Dude Food (Insta, TikTok) and No Crying in the Cool Room Podcast (YT, Insta, TikTok and all good poddy spots). A mint arvo of Yarns, Tasty Beers (Special mention to the Phat and Juicy NEIPA) and some equally tasty burgers was had and the result is some very confused PHAT patrons and this here poddy. Massive shout out to PHAT, absolute bunch of legends. If you're in the area, drop in for a beer and a feed. It's a bloody tops joint. Poddy Fodder Including, but not limited to: There’s what in Hoegarden? And having to give clothing for it. Still didn’t stop the Cleps though. Respect for OnlyFanners. But not for creeps. Even though we usually fail at putting stuff in the show notes, @summerofnikkivale on Insta for Lachies PIC for park barbie cook ups. Stuff you can cook on. Stuff you can cook. Food stuff. Dude food stuff. He’s a Chef who makes food content, you get the idea. But also some backstory that hopefully is new to you. Social media-ing & Food Critic-ing for people who hate social media and food critics. Kids say the shittiest things. Trolling primary school Karens. Large String instruments. Spending formative years overseas and losing track of all the times you been detained at borders. Dude food. In Perth. Obviously. Celebrity Chefs. Unnecessary pronunciations of food stuff. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Garz has been Eurotrippin Bit of listener feedback Australia post is trying to start shit Go fast smoker bits, Wrestle skate roller jam; world chase Tag Shitty internet, planes are fuckin old Shit on sticks and Keelz love/hate relationship with Darwin Dodgy marketing directions and equally dodgy FB Marketplace listings. Garz gets amongst some Man on Man action in Turkey Far too much chat about scrambled eggs. Le us how boring you found this bit Scam n Go ChatGPTins returns to answer a hard hitting questions. Keep sending them in. Don’t forget to leave us a review wherever you’re listening to this, and everywhere else too. We bloody appreciate it. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Fat bastards talk chicken and hotsauce aftermath. Which obviously leads to faecal transplants. Clean snaps are the key to happiness. Complain about China all you want, but they’ve been delivering the bargains for years. Rich people get no sympathy. Obscure extreme sports – Everything you can dream it to be. But always descends to pornography or death. Lamenting seasonal and limited release beers. If you’re old, jam something between your legs. Old Man sleep injuries. Theres extra considerations for hairy dudes. Granny wanks. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Due to some technical difficulties, the lads needed to fix the game so as to not break their promise of an episode per month. This one also got a bit long so the call was made to split this one in half. So fear not, the title will make more sense when part 2 comes out. In this first instalment: Keelz still doesn't know what British racing green with sparkles looks like Banh Mi – All about the bread. Nobody wants bunnings mouth Bunnings face swap bloke F1 Chat Is Ryan Reynolds trying to seduce us? Garz is already rolling over in preparation Disposable Oodie liners Fuck off filters Is Elon Musk an AI or Just taking the piss? In any case he’s probs a cyborg so the fight between him and Zuck will just be 2 robots. Also, we shoulda seen the Chris Rock slap coming because Will Smith clearly doesn’t play well with others. Costco – Big food. Big Clientele. Introducing Garz: Costco Sherpa You wouldn’t know if Keelz won lotto, but there’d be signs https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Stout and whiskey – a questionable combination Warroora Wrap up Keelz is officially in old cunt territory a mint boys trip was had to commemorate; a story about a fish none of them caught – but Johnsy is still claiming both Skipper and boat dad credits for; there’s no need to exaggerate already bragworthy fish, but Red Rooster Rotisserie Rankin IS worth bragging about. Anal probing is imminent – the lads have checked with an actual scientist. There is such thing as a stupid question. With answers to match. Garz went for a ride with a bunch of Distinguished Gentlemen. Met some bloke who drives racecars. Keelz wants to go for a drive with some distinguished gentlemen so has engaged the services of a questionable bloke to paint his car a colour he’s never seen. Who may be a squatter. Undoubtedly exposed to a lot of paint fumes. Stay tuned for this success story. In any case Keelz cares more about Parmi’s than what colour his car gets painted. Lipstickin’ the pig Garz is going full F1 yuppie and taking his Kids to Monza. Stay tuned for how that turns out. And if his missus has gone full F1 groupie Umbrellas need regulation. Is Midstrength and Stones Mac the peak? Because TEDs certainly fucking weren’t! Geriatric rappers Use Code Keelansasickcunt to get a free gift with a T-Shirt purchase from the shop, Get your Merch at https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Gday Hop Hoovers, this ones a bit out of sequence but sometimes thats gotta b done in the name of good times. In this one........ Ferrari, stop scaring the kids; Sex kit handycraft facebook groups; Bit of chat about sourdough; Is Keelz in a bottleo matrix? Human zoo – People arguing about cartoons, getting cranky at people doing the same thing as you. 5 minute life hack videos are only hacking your time. But aggravating people is entertaining. Mystery (ish) Beers – Rocky Ridge - M is for Milk Stout, Double No Ordinary Bunny Dirty Porter, Baltic Porter Getting publicly shamed by Nanna Slut Jocks Rant Alert! Ridiculous beer prices and the abomination of inventing new glass sizes. Boat ramp etiquette. Spoilers – If you think its boat order, you’re the problem. Merging is a question of consideration, not skill. Brace yourselves for the Fourth Horseman of the Beerpocalypse Get your Merch at https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

FOMO in random Facebook groups; Spousal tick checks; Colourful Characters of Cockburn; Keelz great business ideas for lazy entrepreneurs. 2 cans 1 Cup. https://kennybrodie.com/collections/3d-printed-solutions Debate: Dishwashers - Scandinavian Architects vs Methed up Racoons Spotify. Would be a Tinners ep without us bitching about Spotify? Domestic dunny dramas Blind curiousity. Looooootta talk about Rocky Ridge Brewing; we dip our uneducated toes into sours; Then we plug our mates beers. Lucky Keelz brought then, coz he's been seeing another podcast. Johnsy lives in a rough hood, but took more than 2 decades of drinking to get a hangover. https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Garz still doesn’t get Flamingoes Either end of the sour spectrum. A bad sour could sour your view of sours Radioactive poo. Yes, it’s a thing More on our curiosity with blindness. FYI- not taking the piss out of blind people, genuinely empathically curious as to what it’s like. Stay tuned for a blind ep in the future. Giving Garz Shit about his grammar. He’s always been bad with words n stuff Cubes. Equal sides. If craft brewers are going to call it a cube, it could at least be accurate. Rowdy pig and road bikes. Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Opening with a variety of tasty beefy treats, the boys get into; Bond films and cartoons brainwashed us into distrusting Russian people Meat smorgasbord and how chimichurri goes with everything. Let us know if ice cream and cinnamon doughnuts are on the list Burger Dimensions and what’s with dunkin em in stuff??!! Tacos: aussies are fucking them up, so we’re renaming them. Introducing Nacho Burgers and Taco liners Mambo and sunburnt southerners Why we’re better at being shit than Triple J Why do people need to make running harder? Breaking up roadtrips Even racist Lynx deodorant smells the same Johnsys not as well versed in Muppetplace as he thought Inflation beers Suing over beer is unaustralian Bitching about spotify AI’s getting a bit hectic ay Something about trout…………………. Nuff said https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Happy New Beers Tinners! Yeah, yeah, we're a couple of weeks in, but being the first for '23, it's gotta be said. The boys kick off 2023 talking about what they'd do if they won lotto; Post-chrissy catch up. Pud (of course); the face Garz pulls while eating Glace Cherries; Is it Glassed, Glass, Glazed, Glah-say, or Glazeer cherries? Ham. So. Much Ham. Prawn face d!cks. Aaaaaand what everyone got (or didn't get) for christmas feat. 3 phase banana cleaners - It's for ya d!ck. Cringy Christmas Photo creates the peak of 2023. Which leads into Travelling Australia With Dildos; The lads have clearly missed the escalation in the sex toy game and when the volume of said toys came to be a consideration. In a sign of getting old and having shit to do, Mid-stery Beers is born. Craft beer tasting paddles should just all be middies. The best pub urinal in Australia; Public Toilet etiquette; Toilets in public. Old Man Chats - Poo Clocks Moths vs Butterflies means c-section kids can’t close doors. Lying to kids is OK if there’s benefits for adults; Garz is scared of wasps. Human zoos on Facebook and Facebook Muppetplace. Are chaps arseless or crotchless?; Why is Keelz dick cold?; Masood Boogaard – Self Help Singh – F@ck your teams meeting; RunTMP Joins the Party and Aunty Tras’Meat Market/Aunty Tras’ Judgy Bitch School https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Merry Christmas Tinners! In the first Chrissy Pudcast: Improving trainos and helping out drunk mugs Email signature fuckery Pud Old man chat: Garz is into sourdough, Lawn - Johnsy wants the kids to keep TF off it, Keelz would like his neighbour to make more of an effort with his. What has happened to professional dress standards? Cheese 2022 Wrapped Hit up the link in the Insta Bio for the Tinners online store, get your merch or even buy us a beer. The Church of Shitlist - Coasters vs Condensation, Garage Sales and Online sellers. Mystery Beers Pud Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention Mystery Beer Pud Jesus Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe. Dad Jokes - Way more subtle than usual, you’ll have to pay close attention Mystery Beer Pud Jesus Look after each other, reach out if you’re struggling and stay safe. Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeart Radio and everywhere you get your Podcasts https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

This time round, the boys catch up and swap of few old yarns with old mate Nick Thake. Marine Biologist, Commercial Diver turned Wedding Photographer. As the title suggests, Nick does his best work with his fly down. The boys talk Orcas, sharks, fish, brides and other things found in the ocean. Keep your ears peeled for a sweet Dad Joke, it's so slick you may miss it. Mates who bought a pub together and we plug our mates beers. Which, honestly is actually really good. Trust us. Raunchy Lager. Get Some. Drink It. Thank us later. Keelz and Johnsy try to get the pro tips on taking mint photos without having to actually learn anything. Garz missos dirty motorsport secret and the boys show Malaysia how to do beers. Standby: New Merch incoming! https://www.nickthake.com/ Pagefire - https://open.spotify.com/artist/1gKEQdxsZV3e97GIhOwTmF The Dead South - https://open.spotify.com/artist/3HR1xtIsUefdFnkI1XHgeA The Devil Makes Three - https://open.spotify.com/artist/63knPlGzLHTNDf1J78Fvte Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeart Radio and everywhere you get your Podcasts https://linktr.ee/thetinsmen Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

The Space Turtle beers really kick in on this one. So blame Garage Project for what you're about to hear. Garz goes all wanky workshop in his garage; Baiting on Gumtree and the online marketplace minefield Garz cooks the mystery beers and turns into an Indian 4-Packer but Keelz comes to the Mystery Beer Rescue; Rebekah Tisch Shops that bring in Self Service Checkouts are encouraging questionable behaviour and Dad Jokes Garz likes to blame inanimate objects for his poor form. But serves him right for organizing his shed. Has a literal tonne of port, ruined port? Nathan King Overland: Americans who love Australia. Which has the desired effect of giving us something to talk about. Stay Tuned for The Tinsmen Do America. DISCLAIMER: We know nothing about America Self Love in the Telstra Tub - Brought to you by Slow Rollin' 4x4, and how Keelz was misconstrued. Which rapidly descends into some fairly depraved wank-talk. Non-alcoholic beer. I can’t believe we’re even talking about this, so we revist wanking again, which is only weird if you're not involved. Paulie lifestyle notification, smartwatch intervention and the Naked Rule. @thatsmyst0ry on TikToc to see whats got Garz tickled Still got stickers and a few shirts left in a few sizes so hit us up if ya want one. Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeart Radio and everywhere you get your Podcasts Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

Part 2 of the WACA & FTF Bushcast ft. Taylor Daw in the Guest Host spot. We find out where Pete prefers his cake and what the lads don't like to eat. Spoilers: It's not cake. Harry brings and elephant into the room. The "Big Pages" and their place in social media Kangaroo Courts. Harrys thoughts on ripping skids and picking up your shit. Harry tries to get Keelz to fight his wife over pumpkin and #wifewars is born. We smash a 6-pack with Harry and find out what it's like running a cooking channel on the YewChoob. Hearty discussion about steak sangas and vegans. Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeart Radio and everywhere you get your Podcasts Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook

In the first Bushcast the boys are joined by Pete from WA Camping Adventures and Harry from Fire To Fork. While sitting around fire the lads talk Yeti's and car fridges coz ain't nobody got time for warm beer. YouTube and Social Media from the inside. The 6-Pack is introduced. Super creepy camping experiences - Spirits, abandoned towns and Sister wives. All sprinkled with chat about the Smash Off from the preceding afternoon. Field Days YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/FieldDays Chris Bamman YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/ChrisBamman79 Scotty's Gone Walkabout YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/ScottysGoneWalkabouts Spotify, Apple, Google, iHeart Radio and everywhere you get your Podcasts Insta: @the_tinsmen thetinsmen@gmail.com thetinsmen.podbean.com The Tinsmen Podcast | Facebook