Two Dykes And A Mic

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic host Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Raven Symoné and Miranda Maday! They discuss the Kelly Clarkson wink, a hot butch detective, baby arm transplants, v*gina monuments, bush talk, PDA around parents, Raven and Miranda's meet cute, bringing Crayons to a date, dogs in the bedroom, marital s*x, and so much more! FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to our giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamic-podcast Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Madison, WI - 4/17 Minneapolis, MN - 4/18 Washington, DC - 4/19 Los Angeles, CA - 4/23 Denver, CO - 4/26 St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10 Atlanta, GA - 5/11 St. Louis, MO - 5/17 Chicago, IL - 5/18 Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31 Portland, OR - 6/7 Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12 Brooklyn, NY - 6/13 Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Dylan Mulvaney! They discuss Dylan's book Paper Doll (available now!), being a queer creator, making art for the masses, being a musical theater kid, friends lying about reading your book, kissing in Scotland, and so much more! The FIRST EVER SILENT TOYS are here, which means FREE TOYS FOR ALL! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins either a free WhisperVibe™ or a FREE Rose toy with any WhisperTech™ purchase! Get yours HERE: www.bboutique.co/vibe/twodykesandamicpodcast-whisper Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Madison, WI - 4/17 Minneapolis, MN - 4/18 Washington, DC - 4/19 Los Angeles, CA - 4/23 Denver, CO - 4/26 St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10 Atlanta, GA - 5/11 St. Louis, MO - 5/17 Chicago, IL - 5/18 Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31 Portland, OR - 6/7 Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12 Brooklyn, NY - 6/13 Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Yellowjacket's Liv Hewson! They discuss Coyote Ugly off the clock, Backstreet Boys reunion, missing Miley Cyrus, blowing glass, how much lube is too much lube, mascs being attracted to moms, being on set, Yellowjackets getting gayer, deep V confidence, leg hair, butch on butch relationships, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Madison, WI - 4/17 Minneapolis, MN - 4/18 Washington, DC - 4/19 Denver, CO - 4/26 St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10 Atlanta, GA - 5/11 St. Louis, MO - 5/17 Chicago, IL - 5/18 Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31 Portland, OR - 6/7 Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12 Brooklyn, NY - 6/13 Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Deison Afualo! They discuss a Muna cover band, Doechii in a jock, the gay Grammys, getting pampered as a queer person, needing gay friendships, queer awakenings on a rugby team, femme life, getting clocked in high school, a tootie Ask a Dyke, and so much more! Follow @DeisonAfualo @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Madison, WI - 4/17 Minneapolis, MN - 4/18 Washington, DC - 4/19 Denver, CO - 4/26 St. Petersburg, FL - 5/10 Atlanta, GA - 5/11 St. Louis, MO - 5/17 Chicago, IL - 5/18 Seattle, WA - 5/30 & 5/31 Portland, OR - 6/7 Pittsburgh, PA - 6/12 Brooklyn, NY - 6/13 Boston, MA - 6/14 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss evacuating, the new moon, Dennis Quaid, sobriety, inauguration performances, first kisses with a boy, gay Traitors, grandma breaking her hip from scissoring, a Babygirl movie review, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy If you can donate, here are some places: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund https://www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund/ and for Public Displays of Altadena https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-pda TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This episode was recorded before the LA fires. We hope you are all staying safe. Kenz and Ray and our wives are safe. If you can donate here are some options: Community Foundation's Wildfire Recovery Fund www.calfund.org/funds/wildfire-recovery-fund and Habitat for Humanity of Greater Los Angeles website: www.habitatla.org/support-us This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss twinkle boys, romantic snow vacations, gender affirming winter clothing, finding your in-laws hot, coming out to elders, the best top/bottom discussion you've ever heard, a church Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy @genderless_gap_ad TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss New Years Eve, kissing holidays, butch formalwear, work/wife balance, a pride success story, building a career, supporting queer artists, the stability of Bette and Tina, the gayest moments of 2024, holding space, 2025 manifesting, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss book fairs, JoJo taking a lover, redemption for Monk, Ray's wedding, Kenz starting a grind train, is lesbianism contagious, honeymoon vibes, Charlie horses at weird times, an Ask a Dyke, growing attraction, Lindsey Lohan Christmas and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Tello Films https://www.tellofilms.com/ TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss fire crotches, Paris Hilton being an ex bully, JoJo bean grinding, strap on main, Dianna and Zoe, accidental chest touching, after care after a massage, a pheasant Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss being close personal fans of Chloe Grace Moretz, in the Olive Garden we all fam, bisexuals being so gay, Meg the Stallion, Martha Stewart, Shawn Mendez, if Gaylor came back, Pam Anderson, late in life hotness, finding toys during a move, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

We love you all so deeply. Please take care of yourselves and your mental health during this time. We love you and are here for you! If you need to talk with someone : LGBT National Help CenterLGBT National Coming Out Support HotlineSAGE LGBT Elder HotlineTrans LifelineTrevor ProjectNational Suicide Prevention Lifeline

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Camel Hairless, a mouse fan sighting, road stories, Kenny's hole, John Proctor, past lives, gay roots, the Victoria Secret fashion show, Captain Underpants, park culture, slides burning butt cheeks, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Cardiff - 4/1 Brighton - 4/2 London - 4/4 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! ⁠LINK This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss college loneliness, Agatha All Along, a chicken Hinge profile, how differently we experience our queerness, queer friendships, a Will and Harper review and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin Unlock Spotify ⁠https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe⁠ Join Patreon : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Canal Street, Kenny showing Ray how to haggle, lightening bolts in the BH, our dream boyfriends, falling for fans, the gay VMAs, wild Ask A Dykes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss being part of your symphony, peeing in the shower, your partner not being able to sing, vanilla boobs, Jenna and Sabrina kissing, straight people on boats, cooking vegan paella, fancy dates, and Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS. Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : ⁠TwoDykesAndAMic.com⁠ Los Angeles - 8/17 Brooklyn - 9/7-9/8 Raleigh - 9/10 Charlotte - 9/11 Kansas City MO - 9/19 Dallas - 9/20 Austin - 9/21 Phoenix - 9/22 Salt Lake City - 10/2-10/3 San Francisco - 10/5 Sacramento - 10/6 Toronto - 10/10 Montreal - 10/11 Philadelphia - 10/12-10/13 Vancouver - 10/18 San Diego - 10/20 Los Angeles - 10/22 Detroit - 10/29 Cleveland - 10/30 Unlock Spotify https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe Join Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/TwoDykesAndAMic Tickets to Rachel's solo stand up shows: https://www.rachelscanloncomedy.com/ Watch Gay Fantasy: https://bit.ly/gayfantasy Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Leave us a voicemail at (818) 540-1487 or write us at TwoDykesAndAMic@gmail.com