Episodes
179 - Croakies With Eclipse Glasses.
4/22/2024
- Go to Your Assigned Exam Room a Few Days Ahead of the Test to Scout out the Room.
- Deleting Twitter and Having My Friend Recap the Timeline for Me Like It’s the Daily Paper.
- Croakies With Eclipse Glasses.
- Binder No Parking Sign.
- Bindles.
- When Your Friend Gets a New Job With a Uniform, Especially a Retail or Food Chain One, Grab a Photo Holding Up His Uniform Whilst Shaking His Hand and Looking at the Camera.
Duration:00:29:56
178 - Moves Madness Championship
4/8/2024
- After Winning a Game of 21 on Your Buddy’s Hoop Attempt To Cut Down the Net.
- Hang Up Signed Pictures of Your Buddies Like They’re Pro Athletes.
- Build a Small Stage To Stand on When You’re Playing Guitar Hero.
- Pulling Some Tables Together at the Dining Hall and Eating Across From Your Boy Like Monarchs.
Duration:00:27:10
177 - Moves Madness Final Four Preview
4/1/2024
And then there were 4. After weeks of grueling Moves matchups we're down to 4 Moves fighting for the ultimate crown. Bobby D further breaks down the Moves and give his predictions.
Duration:00:20:33
176 - Vacuum the Carpet Like the Outfield in the World Series.
3/26/2024
- Vacuum the Carpet Like the Outfield in the World Series.
- Tossing an Airtag in Your Zyn.
- “A Gentleman’s Travels”
- Condom Bookmark.
- Tipping Your Relatives/Friends When Paying Rent in Monopoly.
- Diplo Female Tickets Cheaper.
Duration:00:27:58
175 - 2024 Moves Madness Seeding
3/20/2024
Bobby dials in the seeds for the 2024 Moves Madness tournament. It's a longer episode where he goes full on babble mode and struggles with renaming files... God bless you for listening.
Duration:00:50:04
174 - Building a Heli Pad in Your Garden Even Though You Don’t Own a Helicopter.
3/11/2024
- Building a Heli Pad in Your Garden Even Though You Don’t Own a Helicopter.
- Grab a Couple Bikes and Ride Around Your Hometown Neighborhood With Your Boys Like You Used to When You Were in Middle School.
- Snow on Beers.
- Learning an Entirely Different Language Without Telling Anyone. Wait for an Opportune Moment To Reveal Your Hidden Ability.
- “I’m Not a Florida Player.”
Duration:00:33:46
173 - Hitting a “Too Small” Celly on Your Professor After Turning in an Exam.
3/4/2024
- Hitting a “Too Small” Celly on Your Professor After Turning in an Exam.
- “I Was Overserved.”
“Asking the Boys if They’ve Seen Any Good Pornos Lately.”
- Theragun Toothbrush.
- Getting in and Out of Your Car Through the Window.
- Intense Martini Shake.
Duration:00:34:33
172 - Go to a Rage Room and Lie on the Floor in Perfect Silence.
2/26/2024
- Go to a Rage Room and Lie on the Floor in Perfect Silence.
- Buy Some Stock in the Companies That Your Buddies Work For.
- “Did You Do Chores When You Were Younger?”
- Comment, “So True.” On a Post That’s in Another Language.
- Solo Beer To Go.
Duration:00:26:39
171 - Tipping the Sound Engineer at a Concert.
2/20/2024
- Tipping the Sound Engineer at a Concert.
- Hat Movie Holder.
- What Floor? Then Just Stand There.
- The Ol' Wheel of Destiny.
- Newspaper Mid Rep.
Duration:00:33:46
170 - Sniff the Petrol Nozzle Before Pumping Gas and Slightly Nod Your Head Like a Wine Connoisseur.
2/12/2024
- Sniff the Petrol Nozzle Before Pumping Gas and Slightly Nod Your Head Like a Wine Connoisseur.
- Putting the 4s Up on a Plane When the Pilot Says We Are Going to Begin Landing.
- Practicing the Tush Push With Your Boys.
- Starting Your College Essays With a Big Fancy Letter Like They Do in an Old Book.
- Wine on the Lamb?
Duration:00:37:53
169 - Calling Shotgun in Your Own Car and Making Your Buddy Drive.
2/5/2024
- Calling Shotgun in Your Own Car and Making Your Buddy Drive.
- Taking a Seat and Having a Snack in Target.
- Using a Retired Bacon Cheddar Wendy’s Billboard Banner for a Boat Cover.
- Buying 27,000 Pong Balls.
- Saying, "That's a Cute Top" Next Time Your Buddy Breaks Out a New Shirt.
Duration:00:42:10
168 - Pre-Chill Your Pillow in the Mini Fridge.
1/30/2024
- Pre-Chill Your Pillow in the Mini Fridge.
- Ripping a Jeopardy Episode After a Night Out.
- Showering at Halftime While Watching Sports.
- Pringles Can as a Beer Transporter.
- National Anthem To Start a Road Trip.
Duration:00:27:58
167 - Decoy Sweatshirt
1/9/2024
- “My Dog Eats All His Meals Laying Down.”
- Decoy Sweatshirt.
- Upside Down Airpod.
- “This Guy’s One of the Best in the Business.”
- Cooler as a Carry-On.
Duration:00:44:38
166 - Standing on the Squatty Potty When You Pee.
12/20/2023
- Standing on the Squatty Potty When You Pee.
- Toothbrush Tucked In.
- Recommending a Show to a Friend That You Haven’t Watched.
- Fantasy Players Group Chat.
- Loitering.
Duration:00:35:16
165 - Always Carrying and Paying With $2 Bills.
12/11/2023
- Always Carrying and Paying With $2 Bills.
- Keeping Tank Dell in the IR Spot To Give Him a Shot at a Ring.
- Bob Ross at the Gym.
- Dry Cleaning the Darty Jersey.
- Using the Instrumental Break on Your Karaoke Selection to Order Group Shots.
Duration:00:36:40
164 - Throwing Your Spotify Wrapped on Every Group Text.
12/6/2023
- Have Your Funeral at a Smaller Church So There’s Not Enough Seats for Everybody and People Have To Stand So It Looks Like You Were the Most Important Person in the World.
- Hanging the 6 Pack Off the Belt.
- Swiping Everything Off the Dinner Table and Putting Down a Big Map to Explain the Plan.
- Throwing Your Spotify Wrapped on Every Group Text.
- Leaving Stuff In Your Online Shopping Cart Until They Email Your Some Discount Codes.
Duration:00:26:55
163 - Pilots in Movies Ripping Off Their Oxygen Masks.
11/20/2023
- Send a Signed Black and White Headshot of You Framed to a Local Restaurant and See if They Hang It Up.
- Asking for Another Verification Code Because You Don’t Vibe With the One They Sent You.
- Phone Under the Head Phones.
- Call Your Friends Their High School Sports Numbers.
- Pilots in Movies Ripping Off Their Oxygen Masks.
Duration:00:27:24
162 - Room Flag.
11/16/2023
- Long Stupid Intro.
- Room Flag.
- Take Off Your Hoodie at a Red Light.
- No Kids. Herd of Dogs.
- Reading the Paper at Halftime.
- Drinking Straight From the Six Pack.
Duration:00:36:47
161 - Have Security Kick You Out. (Josh Nelson)
8/21/2023
- Double Glasses.
- Have Security Kick You Out.
- Tailgating Costco.
- Boo the Comiish.
- Sneaking Booze on a Cruise.
- Step Ladder at a Festival.
- Lauren Moves.
Duration:01:06:21
160 - Prometheus Stealing Fire From the Gods.
8/14/2023
- At Your Desk Job, Get Up and Walk Over to the Window Looking Pensive. Your Colleagues Will Think You Have Bigger Things Going On.
- Stack the Phones While Out.
- Wobbly Tables. Chop.
- Prometheus Stealing Fire From the Gods.
Duration:00:41:02