You're All Doomed: A Friday the 13th Podcast

It’s time to conclude our fan-film coverage (for now) with Friday the 13th Vengeance 2: Bloodlines. We also discuss the Final Chapter of You're All Doomed, taking a break from Friday the 13th, and what we have planned for our next project. Don't worry, just like Jason's final chapter, we'll be back... Main podcast theme song (S3-S14): "Groovie Goalie" – Chris Holland https://chrishollandmusic.bandcamp.com/ S14 Finale closing song: "Friday the 13th" – Sam Douglass https://samdouglass.bandcamp.com/

In case you needed a reminder – we're idiots.

One lesson Pamela Voorhees never taught her son is that he should never mess with a woman. We discuss Jason finally get his comeuppance in the lastest fan film, Victim No More. Closing theme song: City Lights - Mike McGraner Produced by Mike McGraner & Ian Malachai Written & performed by Mike McGraner Mixed & Mastered by Ian Malachai © 2019 Mike McGraner https://mikemcgraner.bandcamp.com/track/city-lights

Everyone knows that you should never hike hungry, never hike drunk, never hike naked, and most definitely never hike drunk-naked. But what you SHOULD always do is listen to us discuss the latest (and final?) installment of the Never Hike series – Never Hike Alone 2.

It's a national holiday here at You're All Doomed HQ. We discuss the Never Hike Alone 2 trailer, the just-announced Halloween TV series, and... Bigfoot?

There's something in those trees, and it ain't no man. It ain't Jason Voorhees, either. It's, well... you'll see. "Crystal Lake" – performed by Primal Apathy Music: Travis Justice; Vocal Melody: Gaylon Tyner; Lyrics: Gaylon Tyner and Gary Swift; Drums: John Ollis' 2022 https://primalapathy.bandcamp.com/

You can change the name, you can destroy the camp, but will you be able to tell apart the four blonde girls in this movie? We do our best as we make our way through the next Friday the 13th fan film, The Fall of Camp Blood. Sail Away Tiny Sparrow Written by Harry Manfredini Performed by Anthony Brummer, Dylan Painter, Evan Winter

Hold me closer, tiny Jason Count the bodies on the treeway Cover your head in sheets of linen You had a busy day today

You know what they say: It’s always dawnest before the dark… or something like that. Find out what that means when the night comes — for a third time — with Here Comes the Night: Part III, a Friday the 13th Fan Film.

As Poison once sang, every rose has its blood, but what they didn't know is that this rose also has Tina powers! Join us as we discuss Rose Blood, the kind-of sequel to Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Look out! Here comes the night... again! Only this time we get some Roy Burns cosplay, screwcap wine bottles, and a lesson on how not to make s'mores.

Grab your plastic wrap because it's time for another fan film episode. This time we're discussing Jason Rising, where we learn exactly what happens once mommy loses her head.

There are friends, there are acquaintances, and then there are these three knuckleheads who thought it would be a good idea to go deer hunting in the woods near Camp Crystal Lake. BIG mistake! His Name was Jason — A Film by Dave Brown Closing song: Take a Bullet for You by Bourbon Crow

This episode, we take a bit of a detour to discuss the upcoming Crystal Lake series, Friday the 13th: The Game, and Halloween Ends (because, why not?).

We'd like to report a robbery! In this episode, find out why Camp Crystal Lake might be great for a summer getaway, but not so much for a bank-heist getaway.

It's family reunion time at Camp Crystal Lake, and we're serving up a heaping portion of Vengeance right along side Aunt Ginny's famous potato salad. Pull up a lawn chair and find out what Jason's daddy has been up to.

If you haven't renewed your subscription to Drip Dry magazine, now would be a good time, because we're discussing the Friday the 13th fan film Here Comes the Night.

If you like tent unzippings and unintelligable dialogue, you're in for a treat! Head across the pond with us as we discuss the first (?) international entry into the Friday the 13th fan films. Bloody hell!

We're desperate for some Friday the 13th news, so of course we're going to record an episode to respond to New Line Cinema's recent ambiguous post on Instagram.

If you like listening to us spend a lot of time talking about how we spent a lot of time talking about Jason Voorhees, this is the episode for you! We grade our own work, try to learn from our mistakes, and wonder what our next assignment will be.