DIAL #DAN

topics: is eating lamb on easter sunday a new thing?, the total eclipse, rochester ny, cowboy carter, jojo siwa's new single, meeting two listeners in one night, why mustard is rare in nyc, the origins of the term "plastic surgery", why is logging dangerous?, rewatching Personal Shopper for the fifth time, and i answer all of your questions pertaining to-- hotels, cars, summer house, paglia v. dunham, spring fashion, and so much more <3

topics: giving up fast food for lent, poppi soda, some cray jLo tea, balling out on white barn/bath and body works candles, pushy sephora employees making me crumble, woodpeckers, my car getting recalled, life without zoloft, the zone of interest, running into a gorgeous fan, and much more <3

topics: 12 straight days of no sun, debuting some new soundboardts, low impact cardio youtube routines, how do you ask for more ice in a latte?, blissing out in a swamp, SSRI withdrawals, returning to twitter after a year, getting banned from twitter almost immediately, lukas gage name searching and finding my twitter, the absolute c o m p l e t e grammy's coverage, The Sphere, a comprehensive guide of my beef with a wall street journalist reporter; along with a major update, my first time at "ludlow house", the movie Karen, and much much much more...

topics: my new obsession with chris stapleton, an impromptu winter getaway to connecticut and the hudson valley, a hot bartender correctly assuming i had a podcast, beef stew on a chilly night, why gay single dads on tinder owe us an explanation as to how their life got that way..., lana's albums getting better and better, hitting a bird with my car :-(, the pappardelle at gaskin's, trying to figure out who nikki haley is, kanye's metal mouth, the RHOSLC reunion set, have i been cheating at the crossword?, why can't rich ppl just pay the IRS?, is "the mail room" still a job? does anyone know a fab tv/movie agent? and so much more!

topics: gays brawling in my patreon comments, a very handsome stranger who was so cruel to me, the coaster over drink seat saving protocol, the new season of drag race, monica beverly hill's original song "not a soul can clock", i facetime with america's sweetheart Cara Cunningham while she's out on the town, thinking a grapefruit was a giant orange, should i start watching Mad Men? do macs get viruses? can i unfollow frankie sharp? can i unfollow amy from gallery girls? the time i hosted Westgay in 2013, instagram notifications not working properly for years, when will fat gay guys start doing closet sales for the love of god??? why encre noire has to be my perfume for eternity, new season of The Traitors, and i guide us out with a beautiful Kenny G song <3

topics: my 2024 predictions list (major), figuring out what a "straw man argument" is, kathy griffin getting divorced (random), that moment in like 2017 when generic gays discovered laura dern, my new fav affordable cream moisturizer (korean), dumpy the white australian tree frog, do people in berlin speak german?, a 3 year old ordering an oat milk hot chocolate, why everyone is actually drawn to gyspy rose blanchard (they all resent their mother for just being born), and why having a shitty small tv actually is the vibe... happy new year please tell a friend about the pod :-) XOXO

topics: questions about australia (do they have thanksgiving? their own burning man? comedians?), southern charm tea from a listener, the chris appleton lukas gage divorce, thoughts on the peruvian alien bods, thoughts on k-pop, my freaky friday sequel idea, celebrity big brother UK, "slade" from gay twitter going to jail for kiddie porn, real housewives of miami, cassie v. diddy, snoop dogg quitting weed, selling sunset, and so much more you know me and jacques go crazy <3

topics: the other night that i met norah jones and didn't know it was her, the sheep and wool festival in rhinebeck, the harp, what joanna newsom is up to, mariah carey's unparalleled genius, blaire white, skinwalker ranch, clara and mauricio (the peruvian alien bods), the worst insta comment i've ever seen, the msg sphere, Charmed, the rhony reunion, fav britney song, is planet earth hell in disguise?, what are we reading? does irish spring soap deter mosquitos?, and eric reads my tarot and it really isn't cool or looking good for me <3<3<3

topics: world music fall winter barreling on, why the health app should track how long you stand up for, the new yorker caption contest, the james charles x HRH collab, has the function of the drive thru fundamentally changed?, why can't you park in front of a church?, latest episode of southern charm popping TF off, tin foil hats, honestly how do veterinarians diagnose animals with anything?, are there factory farms for ducks?, why does no one pull their hamstring anymore?, wishing my credit card was sparkly and covered in glitter, trying to spell the word "ventriloquy", how annoying it is that the term "NPC" got normalized so quickly, and sooo much more!

topics: debuting a new gong sound effect, going to ikea for a third time this month, realizing the band CSS is brazilian and not french, being "single shamed" at the bar, the doc Last Call, the barbie movie spawning endless toy movies, skinwalker ranch mysteries, throwing my back out doing dishes, ice spice's questionable date of birth, kardashian birthday protocol, what to do if i'm in a coma, the weeknd's acting chops, gays on Hinge being obsessed with their moms, extreme body modifications, how dylan mulvaney can get into the good graces of conservatives, wtf does "draconian" actually mean?, rfk jr being mad hot shirtless, launching a campaign to bully evan ross katz, british people, and i answer all your questions!

topics: what the number 200 means to me, going ballistic about the alien discovery, "the phenomenon" movie, i revisit my CSS brazil scandal, shannon beador's DUI, furthering my education, what exactly is nihilism again?, the new season of love after lockup with a trans man, the special olympics, the many current public divorces that no one actually cares about, the orangutan who launched a possum off a telephone pole, the new season of glow up, finally not feeling bad about hating selena gomez, how random it was when everyone came out and said "the beatles actually suck", how one day all the kardashians will be dead, a mattress cover disaster, taking one bite of your fries in the car decreases them by like 80%, and i answer all your questions!

topics: being on cameo, troye sivan's new video, airpod etiquette, screen time in years, war photography, getting lyft receipts days later, fudge, what is up with birria tacos, being silenced in the natgeo insta comments, finding out the thing i care about the least (a tattoo shop closing), what would a women talking sequel be called?, deep dive into the secrets of skinwalker ranch (again), unknown: cave of bones, i bully evan ross katz for the last time, trying liquid death water from can, and i answer all your questions!

topics: reviewing all three flavors of the new snack wrap at burger king, working at cafe grumpy, printing at staples, witnessing a puppy play convention at the gay bar, the blue moon, unfollowing artists on instagram, jonathan cheban's hot sauce law suit, the kim and kanye divorce special, napoleon dynamite, kayla lemieux's new job, pitying the lantern fly, sun chips coming in a tube now, and i answer all your questions!

topics: shocked that my fav destiny's child song is a cover, social media break update, explaining poppers to straight guys, sooo much fire island stuff, buying a suit at the outlet mall, leaving a positive review on yelp, the perils of dragging and dropping, setting up Siri, the ultimatum: queer love, couples therapy, polyamory paradoxes, the kardashians, somebody somewhere, randall emmett, summer house, teresa and louie's wedding day, yellowjackets, mind hunter, and sooo much more XOXO

TOPICS: a voice mail from lena dunham and alissa bennett, my plan to teach at yale university, an absolute d e e p dive into scandoval, diet squirt, spring has sprung, the bench, another random experience at la sandwicherie, diced onions v. long, male chaperones, steps per day, matching on raya with a gay who just unsubscribed from the pod yesterday, using a brand new ATM, social media cleanse update, insta v. twitter, screenplay update, missing: dead or alive, "watch it again" on netflix, letterboxd, anna nicole smith, dentistry, selling sunset, and sooo much more! XOXO

IT'S THE LA TRIP EPISODE!!!topics: how to get to the airport and what to do once you get there, everyone watching She Said on the plane, cool sculpting, the mile high club, memorizing everyone's pet's names, walking the silver lake reservoir, what are the helicopters even doing?, going to akbar constantly, heather juju's bday at taix, everyone's name being sam maddie or maggie, a surprise sexual encounter with an unsubscriber, watching drag race at a straight bar, a catastrophe in the bathroom, skunks, meeting gottmik at a house party, daylight savings during jet lag, the oscars electricity in the air, the silver lake inn and pool experience, maybe having covid and ignoring it, my first trip to erewhon, flirting with flight attendants, road rage, eating chinese food after one week away from it, deciphering a mysterious fortune cookie, and sooo much more!XOXO

my 100 topic year in review happy holidays love you all see you next year <3

topics: being back on twitter after a 5 year hiatus, heidi klum worm costume, MIA and candace owens, new rihanna, UFO encounters, bigfoot, skinwalker ranch, poltergeists, shane dawson and jeffree star, and prolly some normal shit in between <3<3<3