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We are back! On this episode we talk about replacement buttholes, couples who murder, and the 2021 Norwegian black comedy The Trip!

We are back! Schedule got a bit out of wack but we are finally ending the second arc of Jean Claude Vandember. This week, we talk about a murder spurred by crumbs left in the bed, we share some memories, and I do the deepest dive on a production so far. This week's movie is the 1991 action film Double Impact. Are two JCVDs better than one? Tune in and find out!

We are back! It's been a rough last few months but we are kicking off 2024 with a new episode. This week, we talk about robot dicks, Christmas murderers, and the 2023 horror comedy There's Something In The Barn!

What's up everybody? We are back! Our schedules have been hellacious, but that didn't stop Elaine and I from celebrating our favorite time of year Halloween! On this episode, we briefly discuss the infamous Enfield Haunting and the notorious 1992 TV mockumentary that shocked an entire nation, Ghostwatch. Does this infamous broadcast live up to it's reputation? Tune in and find out!

We are back! Jean Claude VanDember continues this week as I discover a new personal fear, we discuss the black market organ trade, and we begrudgingly review the 1990 action movie Death Warrant. We also give a rundown on recent viewings and update our JCVD villain and movie lists!

We are back! On this episode, Jean Claude Vandember returns! We kick off the second arc with the 1990 action/martial arts movie Lionheart. We also rank our JCVD films and villains so far. Does this film take the top spot? Or will it become the new bottom dweller? Tune in and find out!

We are back! Big Ken came to town and joined Tarvares and I for this week's episode. Join us as we talk about child trafficking, cruise ship carnage, and the 1998 action/horror film Deep Rising. Does this week's movie manage to sink or swim? Tune it to find out!

We are back! On this episode, Elaine is hungry, we discuss ThunderCats porn, and we take a look at the 1993 horror movie Ticks!

We are back! On this episode I relive our horrendous recent move, we read some interesting love letters, and talk about the 2007 horror/thriller Bug!

We are back! On this episode, Elaine and I talk about Wojtek, the bear that fought in WW2, the Finnish getting screwed by the Soviets, and the action packed Finnish war film Sisu! Is this movie worthy of decoration? Tune in and find out!

We are back! What happens when a grieving son returns to his childhood home only to find a mysterious camera that can record the past? Not much really. This week on the show, Elaine and I sit down to talk about the 2022 sort of horror/thriller-ish movie Landlocked. Does this film leave a fond memory or it best forgotten? Tune in to find out!

We are back! Apologies for the brief hiatus but we have been beyond busy. This week we talk about normalizing a new catchphrase, teaching animals sign language and discuss the action thriller from 1995 Congo!

We are back! On this episode, Tarvares returns to join Elaine and I as we wrap the first leg of Jean Claude Van Dember with the 1989 martial arts action film Kickboxer!

We are back! Jean Claude Van Dember keeps rolling as this week on the show we talk about Cocaine Bear (SPOILERS), our recent movie theater experience and the ever so interesting production of the 1989 action film Cyborg!

We are back! The time is finally here. On this episode, Elaine and I are joined by returning guest Tarvares and we are kicking off Jean Claude Van Dember! Yeah its March, don't ask questions. We talk about JCVD coming into the business, the real life Frank Dux, and give a preview of what's coming next!

We are back! On this episode I run in to a hairy situation, we talk about the Green Bay Packers draft pick turned serial killer Randall Woodfield, and we discuss the 2021 "horror" comedy All My Friends Hate Me. Check it out!

What is up everybody?!?!? Apologies for missing our last upload, but we are back! On this episode, Elaine talks about Steve Irwin, I share a traumatic experience, and we talk about the 2020 horror comedy Bloody Hell. Does this go off like a frog in a sock? Or is bodgie? Tune in and find out!

Hoe Hoe Hoe!!! We are back with our 2nd Christmas episode, just a little late. On this episode, we talk about scary fish, serial killer Henry Lee Lucas, and the 2022 horror movie Christmas Bloody Christmas! Is this a stocking stuffer or a lump of coal? Tune in to find out!

Gobble gobble! In typical FAF fashion, we are a bit late, but better late than never. This week we talk about sexy turkeys, why sweet potatoes are trash, and the 1987 Thanksgiving slasher Blood Rage!

We are back everyone! Apologies for being late but ya know....shit happens. Anyway, on this episode, we continue to churn along in Year 2 while discussing my limited French vocabulary, vampire literary works, and the 2016 hidden gem The Transfiguration! Check it out!