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Hang on to your Nascar urine tube because the doctors are back in another desperate effort to treat their mysterious diseases. They discuss soup, tits, unintentional competition, and give even more free promotion for Brick Scotch. It ultimately begs the most important question of the decade: what foods go great with ass? Hopefully nothing too … Continue reading Periscope Up! → The post Periscope Up! first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

So what’s on your assbib today? We finally fooped out another show, but consider yourself warned: this episode has a lot of splashback. Please be sure to clean around the edges of the bowl when you down this turd. And don’t forget to courtesy flush! In the underground world of Leprechauns, tiled floors, and class … Continue reading Leprechaun Race Riots → The post Leprechaun Race Riots first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

The three morons are back, and never before has there been a prouder display of such worldy erudition! At least not since that time you dry-humped a cabbage to the Canadian national anthem while covered in chocolate syrup spelling racial slurs across your nude bottom during your family vacation to Switzerland last year! By the … Continue reading The Stupidest Show We’ve Ever Made → The post The Stupidest Show We’ve Ever Made first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

Aural Malpractice is spontaneously brought to you by Shit Towels. A Shit Towel is a towel you shit in to keep the government from stealing your shit. Every citizen of the galaxy should have a modest supply of shit towels in their shit place. Take your shitting experience to the next level by keeping the … Continue reading Reconstituted Space Hotsauce → The post Reconstituted Space Hotsauce first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

This episode’s dickscussion opens up with some minor protocol violations and paranoid talk of sexually pleasing cats. Dr. Tom is an idiot. Please don’t judge your cat; it doesn’t have the same access to opposable thumbs and Astroglide. Then, showing an uprecedented amount of maturity, Dr. Chris dials back his opinions on meticulous cannibals after … Continue reading Jiizzzz Wizarrrrd!!!! → The post Jiizzzz Wizarrrrd!!!! first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to put these three in contact should be tied up, beaten, and hurled into the nearby Quantapoosit river. This episode’s intelligent and valuable discussion is birthed feet-first when Dr. Josh demonstrated his otherworldly knowledge of reptilian grifters, alien parasites, and television preachers. They are all pretty much the … Continue reading Testicular Iodine Injections → The post Testicular Iodine Injections first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

You know a show is off to a great start when the word ‘Hitler’ is said seven times in one minute by three different idiots. It might be a little hard to take but if you angle it just right, it hits the prostate and then starts to feel good anyway. Dr. Tom takes his … Continue reading DRACULA’S A ASSHOLE → The post DRACULA’S A ASSHOLE first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

The doctors are back to criticize the voluptuousness of your pants. Turn your head and cough, but try not to choke unless you really want to. This show opens positively with notions of resolutions, self-improvement, and the new year that began a third of a year ago. Dr. Tom shares the enthusiasm and wonderment of … Continue reading NOT FOR THE LIVING → The post NOT FOR THE LIVING first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

The doctors return for another 9th dimensional mind meld and found yet another way to bore miles beneath the rock-bottom of what is comedy and what is just a salty biproduct. The other two doctors attempt to cure Dr Josh’s depression over his latest obsession, which haunts him throughout the episode. Dr Chris tries to … Continue reading The Physical Sensation of Being Covered in Ass → The post The Physical Sensation of Being Covered in Ass first appeared on Aural Malpractice.

Curing your hiccups with scares, the doctors are back for their first-ever Halloween Special. This episode is so spooky that you may secrete your viscous terasoul in sheer terror! Dr Josh alleviates his boredom by taking Dr. Chris And Dr. Tom on a morbid journey into his own imminent death, where he experiments with sample … Continue reading Hilda the Nasty Bitch → The post Hilda the Nasty Bitch first appeared on Aural Malpractice.