The Danhood Podcast

Oh look, less than 6 months between episodes coming out. Must be a miracle, or Ritalin or both. ————— PODCAST INFO 🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/ 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436 💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL 🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss 📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql 🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN ————— SOCIALS 🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod 📷 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/DanXComedy https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/ Support the show

It's been a while. Sorry for the delay - had a court case to deal with. Today Dan is joined by comedian and astronomer Paige Possanza; they give some mediocre relationship advice, share some funny stories about unsavoury shower habits, and even share personal experiences with periods and quirky requests in relationships. ————— OUTLINE 00:00:59 Bf Peed On My Leg 00:02:55 Guys And Periods 00:04:46 Period Sex Is A Love Spell 00:05:54 Paige And Weed - Scaroused 00:06:40 Weed & Cumming 00:08:03 Advice To The Pee On Leg Lady 00:08:30 Marry Him Or Leave 00:10:01 Relationship Spot-Check 00:14:07 Anyone Ever Asked You To Pee On Them? 00:15:07 All Day Make Money Close Deals 00:17:47 Wont Pee On You But I'Ll Spit In Your Mouth 00:18:24 Pee On The Roof 00:20:41 TIFU By Hooking Up With My Ex 00:27:42 Paige Needs Maltese Guys To Tell Her To Go Back To Her Country 00:28:16 Sponsor 00:29:51 Ship My Panties 00:31:00 What Type Of Used Panties Would You Like? 00:33:33 Outdoor Sex 00:36:53 Sex In The Car 00:40:54 Paige Sex In Car 00:44:36 How Often Do You Guys Sit On Your Balls? 00:45:36 Speedos Are Sexy 00:47:44 Peeing With A Boner 00:49:23 How Do I Know If A Guy Likes Me 00:50:21 Guys At The Gym 00:51:06 Do You Like Me? (Cont) 00:54:51 Roleplay 00:56:22 Worst Rejection 00:57:09 I Was Different 01:00:08 How Long Has Paige Been In Therapy? 01:02:23 Paige's Trauma 01:08:38 Do Your Balls Sweat Like Our Boobs Do? 01:09:36 Do You Guys Look At The Butthole? 01:11:33 Does It Sink Or Float 01:11:51 Is It Fun Aiming Your Pee? 01:12:24 Do You Think About Our Boobs While Hugging Us? 01:13:33 Do Men Actually Like Thighs? 01:14:31 I Was A Thrower 01:14:56 Men Can'T Control Themselves 01:19:14 What Women And Men Want Out Of Sex 01:23:26 Body Count 01:26:43 How Do You Feel About A Woman's Bodycount? 01:29:11 Men Want To Have Sex With Women And Are Romantically Attracted To Other Men 01:31:33 Nice Guys 01:33:23 Fat Girl Shame Time 01:43:32 Tall Girls 01:45:50 Big Noses 01:49:59 I Dont Like Quiet Women 01:56:01 First Time Sex 02:07:01 The Revolutionary Feminist Anthem Wap 02:07:20 Juicy Booty 02:12:27 Cheat Code To Speaking 02:18:55 WAP Cont. 02:24:36 Dan Wants To Fight All Women ————— EPISODE LINKS 📷 Paige's IG: https://www.instagram.com/paige.e.possanza/ ————— PODCAST INFO 🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/ 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436 💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL 🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss 📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql 🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN ————— SOCIALS 🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod 📷 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/DanXComedy https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/ Support the show

EPISODE LINKS Niti's 🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@niticomedy Niti's 📷Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/niti.figeac/ https://www.instagram.com/2blackcatsproductions/ ————— PODCAST INFO 🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/ 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436 💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL 🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss 📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql 🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN ————— OUTLINE 00:01:04 Intro 00:01:45 Maltese Howard Stern 00:04:54 Storytime - My Fried Cheated on his Pregnant Wife at my Wedding 00:19:58 Physical vs Emotional Cheating 00:33:58 Money-Hungry Whores 00:37:23 A Good Rich Cougar 00:38:56 Funny Gender Differences 00:41:49 Give me a Crazy Ass Bitch 00:42:16 The Culture of Love 00:47:42 Getting Older 00:50:35 What Would you Like Men to Stop Doing Immediately? 00:52:06 Rationality & Being Funny 00:58:18 Dick Pics 01:06:35 Male vs Female Seduction 01:09:27 Most Unattractive Fashion Choice Men Can Make 01:23:33 Grey Sweatpants 01:25:46 Old Indian Ladies look like Yoda ————— SOCIALS 🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod 📷 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/Daddy.Hermes https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/ 💰 Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes Support the show

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Daniel and Timara discuss "goblin mode" and "mommy" fantasies, and analyse a reddit story about threesomes. They cover flirting, touch, and body image, and they question societal standards and the influence of celebrities. The episode ends with more explicit topics, like vibrating penises, fetishes, and consent, with interesting moral considerations. ————— OUTLINE 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:42 Reacting to Goblin Mode 00:10:18 Call me Mommy 00:11:36 I've had Threesomes with my Roommate and his Girlfriend 00:16:15 What to do when someone flirts with your partner in front of you 00:20:05 Touching while Flirting 00:22:16 Grey Sweatpants 00:23:37 I'm Fit but Prefer Chubby Women 00:29:32 Watch it Jiggle 00:29:33 Male & Female Body Image 00:30:16 Thick Thighs Save Lives 00:33:04 The Thigh Gap 00:34:19 Who Set the Body Image Standards 00:40:23 The Kardashians 00:43:02 What are some small things guys can do to make women more comfortable? 00:45:58 Make Women Feel Safe is the Bedrock of all Seduction 00:46:22 Nature vs Nurture 00:50:11 Self-Esteem is a Two-Way Street 00:52:23 What are some small things guys can do to make women more comfortable? 00:55:24 Does your Dick Vibrate bro? 00:57:49 I don't understand a lot of male experiences 00:58:44 Why is it that whenever I become emotionally vulnerable with women They lose interest? 01:04:03 Cry Boners 01:09:03 Would you ever Sell your Feet Pics? 01:10:42 Would you ever Sell your Used Underwear? 01:13:46 Should I start an Onlyfans? 01:15:13 Self Control 01:17:05 Get the Clap 01:18:29 Yesterday I asked my Girlfriend to Stop During Sex and She Did 01:22:22 Verbal Consent 01:31:39 Random Date Idea 01:33:32 Guys that can do stuff 01:35:58 Askhole 01:39:34 Would you rather f*ck your mum inhabiting your girlfriends' body or your girlfriend inhabiting your mother's body? 01:41:37 If you could press a button and double the sex drive of all women in the world, would you do it? 01:42:42 What's the most important thing in a relationship? 01:48:23 Is there anything which arouses you that you've never admitted to anybody? 01:51:02 Newsflash: Women watch Porn 01:53:40 Malta Abortion 01:57:52 Loki's Wager 02:00:23 Your Identity has not Bearing on your Opinion 02:04:39 Women & Correct Opinions 02:07:33 I Wouldn't Get an Abortion 02:09:38 I don't like the Bodily Autonomy Argument 02:14:20 Fetal Personhood 02:20:37 Men and the Protector ————— EPISODE LINKS 📷Timara's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ghettokittyx ————— PODCAST INFO 🌎Podcast Website: https://danhood.buzzsprout.com/ 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhoodpodcast/id1628540436 💚 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL 🎧 RSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/2000716.rss 📹 Full Episodes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG17ZFedv-rm0IcKZ85YwLql 🎬 Clips Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgPFXUeALsG1eI9j5IIJGvQSjfjGTNMMN ————— SOCIALS 🤡 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod 📷 Instagram https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/ 💰 Support on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes Support the show

📈 HIGH-RES CHART 📈 https://photos.app.goo.gl/RRGkbpreSSxJiiAU6 👩‍🔬 THE METHODOLOGY 👩‍🔬 https://aella.substack.com/p/my-kink-survey-design-methodology 🐦 Aella's Twitter🐦 https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl -------------------- 0:00:00 Intro 00:01:51 Camel Toes & Moose Knuckles 00:07:33 Christie Brinkley & Dating GILFs 00:11:17 Medium Bondage 00:14:20 Double Penetration 00:44:26 Exhbitionism 00:58:05 Doing it with your Dog 01:04:31 Fun With Feet 01:24:39 Age Gaps, Hotwifing and Vampires 01:29:43 The Weird Stuff 01:38:14 The Really Weird Stuff (Needs Eye Bleach) 👀 EYE BLEACH (SFW) 👀 ➡️ https://cutt.ly/kMkEWDK ➡️ https://cutt.ly/9MkEbEF -------------------- 📷 Tom's Instagram 📷 https://www.instagram.com/qattusiswed/ -------------------- 🤡 TikTok 🤡 https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod 🍎 Apple Podcasts 🍎 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436 💚 Spotify 💚 https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL 📷 Instagram 📷 https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/ 💰Support the Podcast💰 https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes -------------------- Check Out Our Sponsor 🦶 FunWithFeet 🦶 https://funwithfeet.com/ Support the show

📝📈 HIGH-RES CHART 📈 https://photos.app.goo.gl/RRGkbpreSSxJiiAU6 🐦 Aella's Twitter🐦 https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl -------------------- 0:00:00 Intro 00:02:15 Sexual Fetishes 00:03:55 We're Kinky Vanilla 00:05:56 Consensual Non-Consent (CNC) 00:08:43 Choking 00:12:25 ADHD & its Discontents 00:29:55 Face Sitting, Light Spanking, and Being Sexually Worshipped 00:37:51 Women with Big Hair 00:40:00 Tom Brings Treats 00:42:17 Always Wash your Hands 00:46:19 Can Men and Women be Friends? 01:02:15 Large Age Gaps in Romantic Relationships 01:16:36 Dealing with Other People’s Emotions -------------------- 📷 Tom's Instagram 📷 https://www.instagram.com/qattusiswed/ -------------------- 🤡 TikTok 🤡 https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod 🍎 Apple Podcasts 🍎 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436 💚 Spotify 💚 https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL 📷 Instagram 📷 https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes https://www.instagram.com/DanhoodPod/ 💰Support the Podcast💰 https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes Support the show

3MG is a Maltese rapper and TikToker. We talk about his background, getting in trouble online, and the best lyrics from his new album Season 2. Support the show

00:00:00 Intro 00:06:44 What makes Eddie Fresco Different? 00:11:48 Tattoos Pain & Public Perception 00:20:22 The Stigma of Speaking English in Malta 00:24:24 John Mallia, No Bling Show, Lapes, and Maltese Rap 00:28:25 The Language Divide in Malta 00:31:55 Every Comedian wants to be a Rapper and every Rapper wants to be a Comedian 00:37:26 Hawn tad-Doughnuts 00:37:57 I Can't Wait to Get Cancelled, Racebending, and the Chilling Effect of Cancel Culture 00:46:02 Andrew Tate & Sneako Blowing Up 00:51:56 The Problem with the Redpill Movement Focusing on Looks, Money, and Status 01:00:57 Eddie Fresco's Best Bars, Real Name, and Preferred Mode of Birth Control 01:09:46 Why Eddie Fresco Started to Make Music 01:10:43 Become Successful with Women and the Limits of that Success 01:21:53 Tinder in Malta 01:22:58 Having Eight Girlfriends 01:29:57 Dwarfs, Fisting, and Sexual Culture in Czechia 01:39:10 Never Punch a Groupie in the Face 01:43:23 Eddie Fresco Tries to Guess Dan's Favourite Rap Lyrics 01:49:29 Build Your Perfect Woman 01:56:11 She Won't Stick Around if All you've got is Money 02:00:55 Tried to Let Her Go, But the Hoe like a Frisbee 02:04:39 Crab meat Got My Ass Looking Healthy 02:06:57 Fuck her like a Dog but she calls me the Goat -------------------- Eddie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/215eddie/ Eddie's Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@eddiefresco Eddie's Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1GkolPy12joo7yBnlZ3t1U -------------------- TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL Instagram https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes Support the Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes Support the show

Dwayne Sammut is a Maltese TikToker and content creator. His content is mainly weeby, geeky, and dark humour... but I just love the fact that he doesn't give any actual fucks. Dwayne's TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@dwayne_susmmut Dwayne's Instagram https://www.instagram.com/dwayne_sammut/ -------------------- TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL Instagram https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes Support the Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes Support the show

Alessandro Pizzicotti is a personal trainer and callisthenics practitioner who grew up dealing with Tourette's Syndrome and OCD in a small town in Italy. This led to social isolation and, ultimately, selling drugs. He shares his story of overcoming these challenges and building a new life for himself. Alessandro's Instagram: https://instagram.com/real_saturnosw?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Alessandro's Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCw7FHpZ-YPzi9Z2CsffYf0Q -------------------- TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@DanhoodPod Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-danhood-podcast/id1628540436 Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/6zVaVcc3WOfpIH7MvaMyzL Instagram https://www.instagram.com/DeepDaddyHermes Support the Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/deepdaddyhermes Support the show

Maltese star-in-the-making SARAH VELLA. New to the scene and at the tender age of 19, she has taken the stage by storm with her completely relatable wit and surprisingly filthy filth. Support the show

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Ed Vassallo (@ed.zepplin) is Malta's youngest comedian, and he joins Daniel Xuereb to traverse the darkest depths of the internet. Support the show

Evolutionary Psychology is a complicated, subtle, and beautiful field of study. We do our best to butcher it. Support the show