Farthouse
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Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
Location:
United States
Description:
Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
Language:
English
Website:
https://farthouse.simplecast.com
Episodes
Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas
4/18/2024
The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid.
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Duration:01:35:08
The Devils by Ken Russell
2/29/2024
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils.
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Duration:01:21:22
Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin
1/25/2024
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain!
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Duration:01:16:06
Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman
12/21/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and Alexander
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Duration:01:54:35
Tampopo by Juzo Itami
11/30/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo.
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Duration:01:35:38
Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick
10/31/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners.
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Duration:02:12:50
Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien
9/28/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo.
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Duration:01:37:18
Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller
8/31/2023
Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road,
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Duration:01:36:29
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini
7/27/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom.
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Duration:01:26:53
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul
6/29/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives.
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Duration:01:31:46
Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch
5/18/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law.
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Duration:01:25:29
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes
4/20/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie.
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Duration:01:17:09
The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards
3/9/2023
It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win.
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Duration:01:23:32
The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci
2/23/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers.
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Duration:01:26:45
Tár by Todd Field
1/26/2023
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár.
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Duration:01:27:56
Metropolitan by Whit Stillman
12/22/2022
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’
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Duration:01:29:16
The Ice Storm by Ang Lee
12/6/2022
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’
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Duration:01:21:12
The Convent by Mike Mendez
10/27/2022
The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola!
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Duration:01:59:54
ANNOUNCEMENT!
10/19/2022
Some news from 'The Cuties'
Duration:00:10:40
Holy Motors by Leos Carax
8/16/2022
A note! There is a VERY important message at the top of this show. But, as always, the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go to some appointments. That’s because they’re chatting about the 2012 film by Leos Carax - ‘Holy Motors.’
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Duration:01:00:05