Super Chillers

New year, new mayhem! Katie & Jeffrey gaze into their crystal ball for January's episode on NIGHTMARE HALL: THE WISH (1993) by Diane Hoh, a missive from the cosmos suffused with Vinnie's pizza, football padding, belt-sagging crash diets, and debilitating cases of marshmallow knees. Heed the mystical musings of The Wizard-- head to your favorite podcast platform and listen to @super_chillers! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Jingle bells / Dead teens smell / Meat lock the stink away! Up on the housetop, the @super_chillers send you a season's greetings down the chimney in advance of your upcoming holiday commute. For December's episode, Katie and Jeffrey ho-ho-ho about Jo Gibson's SLAY BELLS (1994), a stocking stuffed full of faux animatronic Santas, horse sweat, mayo dip, and Granny's $2 pies. Is it naughty, nice, or a total dish? Stay up all night and keep your ears glued to the cookie plate to find out! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

As predictable as death, taxes, and limp little pieces of spaghetti, the @super_chillers are back for November's episode! Join Katie and Jeffrey for discussion of Richie Tankersley Cusick's HELP WANTED (1993), a novel of creepy smiles, seductive walks, fuzzy library slippers, and the great Hercules Diffenbach Swanson. If this podcast feels a little cold to you, well, that's simply nature's way of preparing you for the grave! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Is that a pimple on your chin or a blotch of certain death?? For the super-spooky month of October, Katie and Jeffrey join the Clue Crew by reading THE NANCY DREW FILES 41: SOMETHING TO HIDE (1989) by Carolyn Keene! Alongside gaining radiant, glowing skin, the @super_chillers also learn important life lessons like "maybe don't mix arsenic into your soda," "all it takes to fix a computer is a hammer," and "there are pros and cons to the boy you like being a serial poisoner." So, go ahead--stick your hand into our candy bowl and pull out this fun-sized, totally non-toxic audio treat! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

High school debate team rivals murdering each other indiscriminately? ✅ Shockingly gory violence for a 90s teen thriller? ✅ Medium speed snowmobile chases across a frozen lake? ✅ A gratuitous scene depicting a carful of teens driving all the way to another town to attend a Humphrey Bogart film festival? ✅ It must be September’s book, RESOLVED: YOU’RE DEAD (1990), from the Horror High series by Nicholas Adams! Join us for sudden disembowelings, jiggling bowls of party gelatin, lightning hypotheses, big baby grumpuses, and Pee-Wee Herman raincheck strategies. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Pour yourself a tall stein of raspberry lemonade and lay out a soggy beach towel with the @super_chillers by the cartoon waves under a pea-green summer sky: August's book, PARTY SUMMER (1991), the inaugural Fear Street Super Chiller, is a howling, slurping, ponytail-pulling, downright protoplasmic way to close out the sizzling season. We promise you'll be licking suntan lotion and chanting "PARTY SUMMER" like a mindless automaton quicker than Edward Fear can gulp down a bowl of clam chowder. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Slather on your avocado and mayonnaise beauty glop, close your eyes, and take a meditative trip to Sweet Valley for July's @super_chillers episode on MURDER IN PARADISE (1995) by Francine Pascal! At Paradise Spa, you'll find unlimited salad and gazpacho, hunky troubled runaways, a matronly Cali Cryptkeeper, up to one corpse in the sauna, and absolutely no ice cream. You don't need to dial up INFOMAX to know you shouldn't miss this latest super-thrilling adventure with the Wakefield twins. And if you lose a few freckles in the process of becoming the template of loveliness, always remember: it stings because it's working. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Noseride yonder wave into a frog splash and flush out your ear holes, Student Bodies-- it's a new @super_chillers episode for June! Katie and Jeffrey brave the waters and watermelons of THE SURFER (1995) by Linda Cargill. Along the way, they learn to appreciate the soulful eyes and cloven feet of pig dads, the eternal mystery of Bunsen burners, and the utility of breadcrumb pockets. This episode's got muscles and curves in all the right places, so get over your terminal case of sour grapes and listen in, you old grandma! It's the outside of too much! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

What's that very strong, important funniness hanging in the air? Now then! It's the @super_chillers of course, who have returned just in the nick of time to breathe in your face and put you under their wicked spell. For May, Katie and Jeffrey read Imogen Howe's FATAL ATTRACTION (1982), from the Twilight series. No, not our friend Stephenie's Twilight, the other one! The one Where Darkness Begins after a purple clock-faced man chimes. We hope you enjoy the thin gray soup of this one, which in about 70 minutes will snip off your pigtail as a party souvenir, fill your trick 'r' treat sack full of pennies, and put you through all of the initiation rites of The Lint Squad. Don't get mad, Student Bodies; just use blush-- and listen now! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Don't listen to the stories they tell you about Fear Street-- listen to this month's highly intriguing @super_chillers instead! Katie and Jeffrey toss aside the Spring issue of Sassy Magazine to devour unlucky number thirteen in R. L. Stine's Fear Street series, THE SECRET BEDROOM (1991). In this super-chilling tale, buckets of blood pour down from our ceiling, a khaki raincoat does the M3gan dance, and literal handfuls of salad are scooped off the ground and onto our trays (though sadly not by a dexterous raccoon). So, light up 800 scented candles, clutch your demonically glowing stuffed tiger, and stream it, ghouls! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Vroom vroom! Who is that interesting, unusual, and distinctively helmeted terror plowing their hog through crowds of co-eds? Why, it's THE BIKER (1995) by Diane Hoh, the 24th entry in Scholastic's Nightmare Hall series. February finds the @super_chillers battling bookstore shampoo inflation, Diary of Revenge mixtapes, and the ancient secrets of whirlpool healing. Katie and Jeffrey also maybe start a biker gang by the time all's through, so crabwalk, don't run, to your local podcast provider and give us a listen. We can feel it in our aching bones, folks--you'll pop a wheelie over this episode! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Avast! Hoist the mainsail! A whistle wind is darn tootin', and the @super_chillers aim to get swallowed by the surf. For January, Katie and Jeffrey stumble through the eerie fog and bump their noggins against DEVIL WIND (1983) by Laurie Bridges and Paul Alexander, an entry in the Dark Forces series of Christian-themed YA horror novels. Follow your hosts and a pair of wholesome, milk-fed teens as they learn about the various spiritual threats posed by warlocks, bikinis, and rusty whistles found in the dirt. Lay out on the beach of your favorite stinky cove, make yourself a sea sandwich, and let the Super Chillers guide your sacred memory through this Highly Haunted tale! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the Margo is SO MUCH MORE FRIGHTFUL. It's New Year's Eve, and what better way to celebrate than by being gutted by your leather-jacketed Evil Twins? The @super_chillers are prancing through the east coast snow all the way back to Sweet Valley, CA, for your dump-of-the-month: Francine Pascal's RETURN OF THE EVIL TWIN (1995), the follow-up super-shocker to last year's Christmas horrordays celebration, THE EVIL TWIN! We know what you're thinking: "Listening to a podcast on New Year's Eve? That's perverse!" But consider: four identical twins, menacing bedspread eyelets, overflowing glasses of peach tea, and all the foot long hot dogs you can upchuck onto the plush pink carpet over at the Sweet Valley Inn. May the holly jolly cemetery winds fill you with strength. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Better late than nevampire! The @super_chillers return for November's episode-- in the first week of December! We once again get dumped by our moms in the steamy gothic underworld of Richie Tankersley Cusick with VAMPIRE (1991), a neckbiter novel in which little blood is spilt and zero is slurped. But what it does offer us is a belfry-full of gorgeous uncles, sentient fingers, suave swooping, flowing muscles, temporary trashcans, and too many boys to choose from. Did we love it or did it make us throw up jazz hands and cry out "bleh bleh bleh"? You'll just have to listen, of corpse! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Just in time for your Halloween cocktail party, it's episode 13 of @super_chillers ! Gather round the cauldron, kiddies, and hear the tale of a teen witch who will turn your kneecaps into burger meat with her shotgun and send you to hell to report back on the weather. Confused? Us too. We chat WITCH (1990) by Christopher Pike, a novel about how you should sacrifice your life to save your horniest friend because, hey, it's what your mom would have wanted. Pumpkinheads, big sides of beef, hot dog freaks, and classick Randys-- this one has it all. We think it's a really "neat" book. E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Spin that rotary dial to 976-THRL, you yellow-gutted teen fiends! It's episode 12 of @super_chillers, and you're invited to dial in to the second-best and most affordable teen talk party line in town! Only 50 cents for the first minute and then 25 cents for the sixty three minutes that follow! With their oily voices, Katie and Jeffrey gab on about PARTY LINE (1989) by A. Bates to the point of driving their parents to financial ruin. How many hot dogs can a growing teenage boy consume? Is talking about laundried frogs on your first date a power move? Will Katie ever discover her jean-skirted spirit twin? All this and more will be addressed in September's episode for the low, low price of $16.25 ($37.27 adjusted for inflation). E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Thrills, chills, and all the hot dogs you can stomach! Slip on your dull blue muumuu, shimmy on down the boardwalk, and prepare to take a fateful ride on The Devil's Elbow roller coaster with the @super_chillers ! For August's episode, we read FUNHOUSE (1990) by Diane Hoh, a book full of elegant neon jumpsuits, baby-buying boardwalk moguls, ex-sisters, shredded tire jumpscares, and at least two primo roller derby names to choose from. We promise this podcast will be the last thing your feet ever touch! And though the next eighty minutes will teach you that you can DIE laughing, please note that you cannot hold us legally liable :) E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Grab your Mickey Mouse blanket and some sh-booming rap tunes, ya goners, and then shuffle on down to the beach! What's that winking at you in the distance? Is it...? Could it be...? It is! It's that foggy, time-warpin' BEACH HOUSE (1992) by R. L. Stine, a novel in which ol' R(aspberry) L(emonade) depantses us while bragging about how he totally knows who Vanilla Ice is. We've got sharks, friendship knives, fast and furious volleyball games, Halloween vampires, and enough Brylcreem to fashion you a hair helmet that offers protection from any driftwood attack. Pop into the weirdly roomy beach house closet for a quick smooch... and hop out into terror! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

a://LOG IN... AND NEVER LOG OUT AGAIN! The Super Chillers are back to provide you some extra RAM for the month of June. We .exe STALKER (1998), the fifth entry in Jordan Cray's DANGER.COM series of near-millennium technological terror tales, joined by our AIM buddy, Erica (@finalvalleygirl)! Over our 90 minutes of screen time, we take a trip to the computer store to check out the latest CD-ROMs, daydream about our cousin Hassie, take advantage of the $5.99 fried clam special at the Deva Winter Lookalike Contest, ponder the utility of steel wool and asbestos, dress up like radial tires, and elect Katie to the title of Little Miss Farm Machinery 2k22. Mind the woofburger alert and take the cool jump with us into DiGiTaL DaNgEr. TTFN! E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)

Pucker up, student bodies! Super Chillers has returned for our first of two episodes in June, and this time we're whispering in your ear the three deadly words every Bay Area dentist hopes his darling angel never hears: GIMME A KISS. The GOAT Christopher Pike's 1988 novel of that name is our subject, and it’s a terminal smooch you’ll NEVER forget. Rest assured, while composing our meticulously hormone-fueled paper trail, we left no oxygen tank un-huffed. So gather 'round the punch fountain, teens, as we learn about How to Fake Your Own Death and Disgrace Your Classmates (Or Die Trying). E-mail us your questions, comments, or games at superchillerspod@gmail.com Follow Super Chillers on Instagram and Twitter @super_chillers Follow Katie on Instagram @thehauntedoutfit Follow Jeffrey on Instagram and Twitter @jeffreycanino Theme song by Atraxia (https://www.pond5.com/artist/atraxia)