Out of the Forest

While Isaac and Enif seek answers and make bargains, Cernunnos and Baerin find themselves sinking deeper, both literally and figuratively. Can they escape before they sink to rock bottom? Enif plays protective parent, Isaac asks the hard questions, Cernunnos takes a dive, and Baerin loses connection. Recorded on 04/07/22

Separated and somewhat out of their depths, our heroes attempt to find out more about two discreet mysteries haunting them. Both the lake and the mysterious building are proving to be more treacherous than either team could have bargained for. Baerin faces the many faces of an abomination, Cernunnos bears witness a horrible act, Isaac interrogates the inner workings of a secretary's mind, and Enif gets a sense for oncoming threats. Recorded on 02/10/2022

Split up, our heroes find themselves sinking deeper and deeper into intrigue and danger. On opposite sides of town, with no back up, how will they accomplish their missions? Cernunnos has an Edible Arrangement to deliver, Baerin decides to move his truck illegally, Isaac enters bathrooms illegitimately, and Enif causes some problems in the bathroom. Recorded on 02/03/22

Finally returned from the forest, our heroes find themselves with a lot to think about and even more to do. Enif looks at newspaper headlines, Isaac compares maps, Cernunnos requests a detour, and Baerin explains the fragility of mortal bodies. Recored on 01/20/22

In the aftermath of all the discoveries made at the pit, our heroes try to make their way home and find the path forward. With as many questions as answers, where do they go from here? Cernunnos explains the motives of gods, Enif tries to communicate with something more complex than a squirrel, Isaac has a routine conversation with the dead, and Baerin transforms to point out a point of interest. Recorded on 01/06/22

As our heroes tread deeper and deeper into the forest, they discover just how difficult it is to return to the pit. And once they get there, who know what they will find? Cernunnos is quick on the draw with some vines, Baerin forgets wolves can't talk, Enif plays hot and cold with a dangerous artifact, and Isaac drops his phone. Recorded on 12/15/2021

In the aftermath of the showdown at the cul-de-sac, our heroes want answers and they know one place, tucked deep in the woods, that's guaranteed to have them. For a price. Baerin brags about his luck, Enif wonders about extraterrestrials, Isaac ponders the unknowable, and Cernunnos pays in unknown currency. Recorded on 11/18/21

The battle rages on in the cul-de-sac as our heroes begin to pull out all the stops. Will they escape? Will they survive? Cernunnos discovers a new punching bag, Isaac wants a gun, Baerin takes a bite out of a truck, and Enif makes a call to a friend. Recorded on 11/04/21

There is a showdown in the middle of the cul-de-sac. No one is safe as the battle rages around the burning fire engine and help doesn't seem like it will arrive in time. Baerin gets a little confused, Cernunnos finds a brand new punching back, Enif is running out of luck, and Isaac hopes he can have a little weapon, as a treat. Recorded on 10/07/21

In perhaps the most chaotic monster attack our they have ever responded to, our heroes struggle to keep the situation under control and save those innocents at risk. As the dangers multiply, can they stabilize the situation? Enif decides to make a bubble, Baerin proves to be a reliable steed, Cernunnos is fed up with this guy, and Isaac finds himself experiencing a flood of emotions. Recorded on 09/30/21

Pursuing a rogue moleman leads our heroes to a chaotic scene, with more innocents to save than they can react to quickly enough. Is there some greater threat behind all this? Isaac learns about cave stability, Enif performs impressive acrobatics, Baerin scares a small child, and Cernunnos spots an arsonist. Recorded on 08/12/2021

Our heroes rush to the aid of the trading post's own moleman, driving out towards the campgrounds. Cernunnos shouts at a door, Enif makes excuses for their lack of accent, Baerin makes questionable decisions, and Isaac tries and fails to interpret a text message. Recorded on 07/22/21

Away from the immediate dangers of the lake, our heroes do their best to prepare themselves with rest and research. Enif takes a peek under the hood, Cernunnos tries a new perspective, Baerin hopes there's a book on this, and Isaac suggests they stick to research for now. Recorded on 07/08/2021

Our heroes recover from a plunge into the lake and try to put together what little information they've gathered so far on the lake. Is it possible to assemble a unified narrative out of so many different experiences? Baerin takes a dive, Enif takes a mushroom, Cernunnos takes a shirt, and Isaac takes a guess. Recorded on 06/28/2021

What secrets does the lake at the edge of Munnsdale hide? What dangers does it host? Baerin has second thoughts about boats, Cernunnos blames global warming, Enif is an overprotective parent, and Isaac makes a simple request for no murder. Recorded on 06/17/2021 The Speedrunning Club's theme is from https://filmmusic.io "Android Sock Hop" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Our heroes' latest respite comes to an end when Isaac collapses into a horrible premonition, unique in its subject matter. Something is stirring in the lake and its impact could be massive. Isaac receives an email with no attachments, Cernunnos makes some cryptid revelations, Baerin names his truck, and Enif returns to a parental role. Recorded on 06/03/21

Scrumpus, Zorbo, and Tim are your run of the mill kobolds working for a local tech startup in San Dragontonio. This, of course, means they are useful for little other than distractions and a slapstick attempt at corporate espionage. Scrumpus makes everyone in the warehouse a hearty chili, Zorbo really makes a mess of the office, and Tim straight up tases a guy. Recorded on 07/02/20

Our heroes meet up with a strange, nervous man who is dangerously close to uncovering some of the big secrets in Munnsdale. His information can help them, but it will also put him in great danger. Cernunnos has to make up hours at work, Enif offers to demonstrate magic through Tarot, Isaac learns secrets the easy way, and Baerin just really feels bad for this guy. Recorded on 05/06/21

Cerunnos is finally called to answer for his indiscretions, way back during the hunt that brought Isaac into the fold. Can he convince the rest of the group that his actions were justified? Enif brings in the tea before it gets spilled, Baerin sincerely has no idea what's going on, Isaac gets a little creative with personal space, and Cernunnos promises that wasn't meant to be a threat. Recorded on 04/08/21

As our heroes get some room to breathe, they delve into the past to better understand their place in the present. Tensions boil over, and some connections will be tested. Isaac rehearses his greetings, Enif uses a photocopier and whiteout, Baerin gets a fancy latte, and Cernunnos runs into a tree. Recorded on 04/01/21