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We talk Vincent Gallo's sperm, more about that c**k comparison guy, Jerma, Magnetic Fields, and way too much nerdcore. We're taking a pod hiatus after this ep to work on some other projects. Thanks for listening everyone!! Music & Links: Fibre Optixxx - Cordycepvgmerchandise.comPalmer Scott on TikTokSteve Albini on Office HoursMuse - Butterflies and HurricanesSilversun Pickups - Lazy EyeSparta - Cut Your RibbonPsycho streamer laughs at FB vehicular tragedy - Jerma985MC Lars - iGenerationMC Chris - Fett's VetteMC Frontalot - First World ProblemAtmosphere - Always Coming Back Home To YouNerdcore Rap Cypher - Adam Purski ft. NemRaps, Mat4Yo, Tokumei, GameboyJones & Connor RapperWHY? - The Vowels Pt. 2Modern Baseball - Re-DoLa Dispute - Such Small HandsSteve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of HistoryDarth Vader vs Hitler. Epic Rap Battles of HistoryJustin Bieber vs Beethoven. Epic Rap Battles of HistoryHamilton - Alexander Hamilton YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

Now that Running Up That Hill has been thoroughly slaughtered by Stranger Things, we decided to listen to every single cover version we could find on YouTube. Also on this pod: the benefits of c**k comparison, an Armie Hammer update, the new Nathan Fielder show, the most random Jimmy Eat World cover in existence, Metallica - Master of Puppets in 50 styles, The Weeknd Trilogy worship, Drake before he was cringe, and a live tech house set by Eva. Music & Links: Death Grips - Live From Death ValleyDeath Grips - HackerWill BlunderfieldPrince - The Middle (Jimmy Eat World cover)The Weeknd - The MorningThe Weeknd - The Zone ft. DrakeDrake - EnergyDrake - JungleNightstalker - Skanna YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

Everyone got sick (Aaron: cold, Eva: strep, Jeff: Florida) so we took a break for a few weeks... but we're BACK. We talk about being a mids-only smoker, Poinpy, Jeff going bi for Pride Weekend, being Steely Dan-pilled, the John Hinckley Market Hotel Drama, listen to Time Wharp, Algernon Cadwaller, and Hop Along, and Jeff tries Resident Evil VR. Music & Links: Machine Girl - Rigged GamePoinpyTRON: Legacy - "Biodigial Jazz, Man"Interplanetary Criminal - Supreme LevelPrefab Sprout - AppetiteSteely Dan - AjaTime Wharp - Mixo WorldAlgernon Cadwallader - Motivational SongAlgernon Cadwallader - Katie's ConsciousHop Along - Tibetan Pop StarsJohn Hinckley’s Market Hotel show cancelled following “threats and hate” - Brooklyn Veganmoment - vierre cloud YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We help Jeff get ready for his trip to Florida by enjoying the very hot weather and forcing him to listen to A Day To Remember, Eva lofts becoming a full-time reggaeton DJ, and we subject ourselves to the Raw Meat Experiment (watching, not eating). Music & Links: D-Passion - ReanimateA Day To Remember - If It Means A Lot To YouA Day To Remember - The Downfall of Us AllPLEXØS - PsysortsTime Wharp - LupronSean Murphy hit by pitch on the buttKids in the Hall - Womyn@rawmeatexperimentJordan Peterson on his dietmilo - sweet chin music (the fisher king's anthem)Injury Reserve - YoJ Balvin, Willy William - Mi GenteDJ Swisha - Methods YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We listen to new music by Ethel Cain and Kendrick Lamar, ask "where are they now" about the stars of all the old shock sites, discuss how every tragedy in history was caused by a femboy, and Eva gives an emphatic reading of My Three Weed Smoking Girlfriends. Music & Links: Goldie & Metalheadz - TerminatorLe1f - WutKendrick Lamar - Mother I Sober ft. Beth Gibbons of PortisheadKendrick Lamar - Auntie DiariesMechatok - 12 YearsEthel Cain - American TeenagerEthel Cain - A House in NebraskaGet Cynical PodcastMy Three Weed Smoking GirlfriendsLa Romi pa' tu consu - Gasolina (Remix) ft. Hatsune Miku YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

Eva didn't even know what time the narwhal bacons...... Music & Links: Clarence Clarity - W€ CHANG€Pearson Sound - WadTNGHT - IM IN A HOLEBaauer - Harlem ShakeChinese Elon MuskFullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood OpeningBimboland: The Most Controversial Site On The InternetPurr Cat CafeFrost Children - GARBOFrost Children - DEVIL NEXT DOOR YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

Jeff brought some dangerously spicy Takis to this recording, so please enjoy the chewing noises. We listen to some Christian remixes, talk about Jeff's dad's radioactive high school, and update our list of worst NYC venues. Music & Links: Death Grips - I Break Mirrors With My Face in The United StatesStereolab - BrakhageKaitlyn Aurelia Smith - Understanding Body MessagesKaitlyn Aurelia Smith - Mt BakerLive - Lightning CrashesMystery Outbreak of Brain Tumors at New Jersey High School InvestigatedThrift Shop - Christian RemixAll About That Bass - Meghan Trainor (Christian Parody)Christian Yeat - “Purpose” (Turban Christian Remix)Christian Playboi Carti - New Thanks (New Tank remix)Christian Playboi Carti - “King Lord” (King Vamp remix)Jesus Machine - 100 Gecs Money Machine For Christians!how to write an Alt-J songCoi Leray ft. Pooh Shiesty - BIG PURR (Prrdd) YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We talk a capella, edward sharpe, the comedy, pinoccio's syrupy cock, and Eva and Jeff run for class president. Music & Links: Lyra Pramuk - TendrilEdward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (8D AUDIO)Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (Nightcore) 1Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (Nightcore) 2Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros (Ukulele Cover)Closer (Explicit Acapella) - Nine Inch NailsAccidentally In Love (A Capella)Yung Lean - Hennessy & Sailor Moon (feat. bladee)Meredith Brooks - Bitchclub antcapnjames- wow i can get sexual too [HYPERPOP REMIX]Alice Goes to Hell - Wow, I can get Sexual too (Say Anything flip) @ ScragtownSay Anything - Wow, I Can Get Sexual TooFinal Fantasy X - Hymn of the Fayth - The Sending100 gecs - Doritos & Fritos YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

wipeyadocsoff is no more, soulseekingarrangement is here now and no one has any idea why they already follow this brand new instagram account. We listen to new music from friend of the pod umru, Eva comes out against moshing at the club, and Jeff has an idea to take over the wipeyadocsoff handle for himself. If you're in NYC, come see Eva and Aaron perform at SONIC 2006 CLUB VS THE GREEN M&M, 4/2 at The Deep End! Music & Links: Prolaps - "Dreams Be Like"Yard Act - "Rich"Bladee & Mechatok - "God"Pearson Sound - "Alien Mode"umru & Cecile Believe - "honest"Tony Zaret - "Deadpool's Cheetos"Bar Italia - "skinnylinny" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We discuss the incredible email Juliana Huxtable received inviting her to DJ b2b with Rachel Dolezal. Jeff tells us about his roommate who used to do nitrous, we try to listen to the new Animal Collective but get distracted listening to old Animal Collective, some Elden Ring talk here and there, and we think about Cajun Grimes. Music & Links: Bladee, Ecco2k - "The Flag is Raised"Rosalía - "Candy"Evanora:Unlimited - "Eldest Sister"Animal Collective - "Prester John"Animal Collective - "Fireworks" (Live)Animal Collective - "Cobwebs"Animal Collective - "Safer"Kim Gordon - "Paprika Pony"yeule - Bites On My Neck YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We talk about how Kingdom Hearts is a great soundtrack with an awful video game series attached to it, listen to a couple Korn deep cuts, and we come up with a really good, very SFW ad campaign for the pod. We banked this one a couple weeks ago so forgive the dated references lol Music & Links: goreshit - "fine night"Hikaru Utada - "Sanctuary"Simple and Clean - Gosalyn Mix - R.I.P. Walton Disney (via OK Fox)Rich Gang ft. Young Thug, Rich Homie Quan - "Lifestyle"Chase Icon - Kylie Jenner VoiceoverKorn - "All in the Family"deli girls - "faget"Korn - "Got The Life (Nightcore)"YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdap Twitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We have a great idea to quit the podcast and start a jazz trio instead. We also plug some crazy music festival lineups (for free) and listen to a ton of music, including DJ Assault, MGK's Paramore cover, and Claire Rousay & More Eaze's fakeout Hyperpop album Never Stop Texting Me. Music & Links: DJ Assault - "Ass N Titties"DJ Assault - "Sex on the Beach"DJ Assault - "Pop Your Pussy"Soda - "New Trash"Post Teens - "The Heat"Machine Gun Kelly & Travis Barker - "Misery Business (Paramore Cover)"Ted Leo - "Since U Been Gone / Maps"Sharks In Your Mouth - "Lose Yourself (Metalcore Cover)"Postmodern Jukebox - "Criminal (Vintager Cover)"Gucci Mane - "Lemonade"Helena Hauff - "Hyper-Intelligent Genetically Enriched Cyborg"Claire Rousay - "Discrete (The Market)"Claire Rousay & More Eaze - "same"Claire Rousay & More Eaze - "kyle"Huerco S. - "Plonk I"Elden Ring - Main Theme YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

Brooklyn nightlife goddess Heaven Ender joins us this week to take us through the history of Nightcore, from the origins of the genre to how it's influenced Hyperpop and remix culture at large. And speaking of remix culture, Heaven also gives us a look into the fascinating Betty Boop Facebook community, where you can request a Betty Boop edit for quite literally any occasion. Follow Heaven on Instagram at @heavenender, and if you're in NYC come to STR8 to DVD: MODERATE TAVERE CLOWN SEVERITY at C'mon Everybody on 3/12! Music & Links: Sematary - "Truey Jeans"nightcorehistory (YouTube playlist)nightcorehistory (SoundCloud playlist)Little Piece - "MTCS (feat. YUNG ONYX & gaythembo) (Extended)" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

There are so many apps. And many of these apps are on Eva's phone. So we opened them. Featuring AudioStretch, iBeer, and iGun Pro. We also listen to a ton of bangers by twerknation28 and some end-of-year mashups from 2011-2012, which everyone was obsessed with back then for some reason. Music & Links: dltzk - "search party"twerknation28Mother Cell - "Root Canal"Skrillex - "First of the Year (Equinox)" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

O.K. Fox of Art and Labor podcast joins us this week to talk about literally everything, including but not limited to: Sonic 2006, the Green M&M, being a Queens Nationalist, Times Square Dave and Busters being scary, and how it's fucked up there's no standalone Chao Garden game. Listen to Art and Labor pod at artandlaborpodcast.com and all pod platforms, and follow O.K. at @0KF0X on Twitter and @fungusboy on Instagram! Music & Links: Danny L Harle - "Take My Heart Away"IceJJFish - "On The Floor"How to play Girls ~ Beastie Boys on the piano!Sonic Adventure 2 Greatest Hits RevisitedTimes Square Applebees reviewO.K.'s Green M&M AMVTXT VideoGame ReaderMona Real - Green M&M Dragiditeque nightcorewhat goes around comes around nightcoredisturbia nightcorewhere the girls at nightcoresmack that nightcorebangarang nightcorezizek nose compilationLinda FelcherO.K. GLASSsexualgumbygr0banKate Bush - Pull Out The Pin YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We are back from our winter hibernation with an exclusive interview... that's right, we interviewed THE Amen Break, famous for being in every D&B and jungle song ever made. We also listen to a whole bunch of music including RuPaul's new hyperpop song, and we take a privileged peak behind the veil of the wipeyadocsoff Instagram archive. Music & Links: Adam F - "Light Years"Laurie Anderson - "Speak My Language"Code Orange Kids - "Flowermouth"Rilo Kiley - "Portions for Foxes"The Prodigy - "Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix)"Frost Children - "Blink"RuPaul - "Smile"Burial - "Strange Neighbourhood"Ecco2k & bladee - "Amygdala" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

8485 swings by the pod to close out 2021, talking about battling the YouTube algorithm, Strawberry Switchblade, Ableton vs FL Studio, torturing yourself by using GIMP, writing a song for Rocket League Mobile with Anamanaguchi, and who will be the first artist to release a hit made on Teslas' built-in DAW. Follow 8485 on Instagram (@warehost) and stream their music at pincode.bandcamp.com and soundcloud.com/pincode8485! Find all of 8485's links at linktr.ee/pincode8485 Music & Links: 8485 - "1:15"8485 - "3cheers"8485 - "hangar"Anamanaguchi - "Water Resistant (feat. 8485)"fish narc & 8485 - "Instant Sobriety"Tour w/ fish narc and Blackinterwells YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

We all went to the 100 gecs show and lived to tell the tale... Jaye gives the report on the Arca show that was also on the same night... we talk lesbian nun movies, call the marijuana research number at Colombia, and listen to some Dariacore. Music & Links: Liturgy - "High Gold"Arca - "Sanctuary" ft. Ryuichi Sakamoto1 Hz Redstone Computerleroy - dariacoreSonic4ever - Sonic Adventure 2 Greatest Hits RevisitedSmackos - The Age of Candy CandyArca - "Brokeup" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

A belated t-giving ep for you all... we discuss everyone on Twitter freaking out over Aaron's viral Boss Baby post, Jaye forces us to review the Holderness Family's Thanksgiving parodies, and we devise a foolproof plan for Jeff to be able to go back to his old record store without getting arrested. Music & Links: Death Grips - "You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat"Aaron's Boss Baby videoDiscussingFilm's repostMaxeboy - "Shawty Wanna Fuck"Holderness Family Thanksgiving ParodiesPsycho Kid Ruins Thanksgivingunderscores - "Everybody's dead!" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon

Jacob asked their followers who their problematic faves were, so we take a look at those responses. We listen to a bunch of new music by Underscores and dltzk, and a fuck ton of birds fly by Jacob's window and we all freak out. Also, Jacob's apartment is so fucking haunted. Bluetooth HoseBladee - "Hex"Salem - "Yes I Smoke Crack"Underscores - "Spoiled little brat"dltzk - "your clothes"Thursday - "Understanding In a Car Crash" YWDAP: Instagram - @ywdapTwitter - @ywdapodcastDiscordPatreon