Can I Go Home Now?

🎵 Jamie's back, back in the post-vacation mood 🎵 With all the boys together again, the great question of how fast someone can pee in miles per hour comes up, leading to ChatGPT intervening. Lucas shares how he had to explain the Civil War to his British girlfriend. The boys talk about going to a renaissance fair together, and a new segment is introduced: Jamie's Causes. Join our Patreon to get one bonus episode a week. We’ve tried it before. We’ll try it again: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy⁠

Back from a long stretch on the road, Lucas regales John about his time at the Netflix comedy festival and hanging with Shane Gillis. He also dives into the story of his first time tripping which leads to riffing on the worst times and places to trip. Lucas also tells the tale of meeting an Uber driver who believed he had superpowers, and John has a surprisingly high Uber Rating. Can you guess how high? Join our Patreon to get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy⁠

With Lucas on the road, J.P. McDade joins Jamie and John on the pod. Together, the Js talk about how the internet is grossly misused (including TikTok and some wild bots on Twitter), the Dave Chappelle Combine, and J.P. 's experience writing for the roast of Tom Brady. Keep an eye out for J.P.’s special dropping sometime in July. Make sure to give it a view! A moment of this episode went hilariously off the rails. It can only be seen on our Patreon. To watch the clip and get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy⁠ J.P: @mcdadebaby

With Lucas on the road, John and Jamie are joined by British comedian and Yale graduate, Simon Fraser. On the road in Cincinnati last week, Jamie and Simon encountered a man who was WAY too into disc golf and had a distinct disdain for “ball golf.” The boys dive into the top UK cartoons. They also discuss how creepy it is when video game creators make really hot women in games and wonder what if video games included real-life social issues. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow

John’s out of town leaving Jamie and Lucas running the show and answering your Patreon questions. Last week, you all weighed in agreeing with Jamie that Jim Carrey is NOT funny, but Lucas thinks maybe that’s just Jamie pretending to be cool. Together, the boys talk about the number one underground school in the country, the Colorado School of Mines. Lucas talks about what he’s learned in his 20s and what it was like losing his virginity. Join our Patreon to ask your questions, join in on the Jim Carrey debate, and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy

With Lucas away, it’s just the boys. On this boys' pod, John reveals to Jamie that he’s been going hard on some chess, shares some conspiracy theories, and mentions he’s entering a new life chapter. Together, the Jamie and John start inventing things, including a urinal for women. And they discuss such matters as how difficult it is to be poor and if you can go from being dumb to being smart. Join our Patreon to ask your questions, join in on the Jim Carrey debate, and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy

With Jamie and John in the studio, Lucas comes in hot with some podcast feedback. Starting with himself, Lucas notes he doesn't listen, Jamie is mean, and John is hilarious. With the notes in hand, the guys attempt to do an exercise to put the feedback into effect. They also discuss race, growing up shy, and rich kids.Tata Jay. Join our Patreon to ask your questions and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy

All three hosts are in this week answering your questions from Patreon. While answering, Lucas goes earnest, Jamie goes joking, and John gets taught how to read without pausing. We appreciate all the questions and support! Join our Patreon to ask your questions and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy

Joining John and Lucas on the pod this week is Ruby Setnik, Lucas’s self-proclaimed greatest opener. In this stand-up heavy episode, they talk about John’s style of joke writing, types of audiences, and dealing with anxiety on stage. Outside of the shop talk, Lucas does some doubling down on personal takes and discusses John’s drinking. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow⁠⁠⁠ ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy

Lucas and Jamie are in studio this week riffing on dom and sub relationships. It’s been a minute since it was just these two hosts together, and they dove right into talking about exposés including ‘Quiet on Set’ and sharing their perspectives on what it was like for Jamie to perform at the Comedy Cellar between Dave Chappel and Chris Rock. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow⁠⁠ ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy

Lucas and John are in the studio this week, sharing some of the worst things they did as kids. The guys introduce the character Anna Rexic, ask the question 'Is van life homelessness?', and John admits where he buried the Pokémon cards. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow⁠ ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠ Jamie: ⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠ Lucas: ⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠ John: ⁠@johnhenrykennedy

All three CIGHN boys are together in a brand-new studio, continuing to find ways to fail upwards. Lucas and Jamie have a heart-to-heart on the difference between memes and modern love notes. John assumes the role of the alpha, and Jamie shares what it’s like to follow Dave Chappelle on stage at the Comedy Cellar. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: @canigohomenowpod Jamie: @jamiewolfcomedy Lucas: @lucaszelnick John: @johnhenrykennedy

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