Miku's Crackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to the circus, Sam adjusts to life as member of working society, and the boys discuss other types of online animated pilots.

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Monday at 8am CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:45 - Instant QnA, Just Add Discord 14:52 - The Last Of School House Rock Generation 50:30 - The Selfish Desire For Big Screen 55:18 - Need vs Want With Games 1:01:10 - Myles' Modding Malding 1:09:45 - The Builds Of Eldin Ring 1:22:16 - Modding YouTube To Be Optimal 1:32:15 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:25 - Perfected Hate's Kagurabachi 6:58 - It's Got The Juice 13:22 - Q&A: Challenge Runs 25:05 - Q&A: Authors Intent Vs Freedom Of Experience 35:05 - True Gaming Sequels 40:05 - Q&A: Consistency Vs RNG 55:29 - Q&A: Marriage 1:04:05 - Q&A: Children 1:08:23 - Q&A: Trad Life 1:18:45 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 1:19:05 - Trad Life Finishes 1:22:53 - Q&A: Guest Episodes 1:29:52 - Q&A: Racism 1:33:00 - Getting Ed His Props 1:40:12 - Discovering the Cock-Conductor 1:47:38 - Myles Was Forced To Watch Elemental 2:10:35 - A Dump, A Poop, and A Shit 2:23:23 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:23 - Get Ed And Get The Hell Out 32:00 - Myles Suffers A Mind Break 39:50 - Barbenheimer: Crackhouse's Nuclear Cinema Dunks 59:55 - Sam Plays Prototype 1:15:00 - Wokenstein: The Political Agenda 1:25:15 - Armored Core Discourse Is Surprisingly Tolerable! 1:30:15 - Modding Discourse Is Lame Still 1:38:25 - Pulling the Plug 1:46:40 - The Weekly TotK Modding Segment 1:55:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:30 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast 1:20 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 2 2:50 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast 2 3:00 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 2 8:35 - Cat 3 8:40 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 2 14:20 - Best of the Worst Cat 15:00 - 60 Days In Season 2 23:44 - Additional Cattage 23:50 - 60 Days In Season 2 45:45 - Absurd Individuals 1:07:10 - Myles’ Mod Corner 1:09:35 - Myles Reviews Mario Movie 1:17:55 - The Gang Wonders About Mario Wonder 1:26:44 - Shut Up About Game Stories 1:35:44 - It Ain't That Deep 1:55:25 - But It IS That Important 2:07:38 - Copium Game Of The Year 2023 2:25:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMSTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:34 - Booked for 60 Days In 33:50 - The Characters Of Survivor 1:02:05 - Game Shows That ARE Video Games 1:06:15 - Armored Core Filtration System 1:16:06 - Myles Vs The World Of End Users 1:25:05 - A Culture Of Criticism 1:46:00 - Addressing The Starfield In The Room 1:57:02 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:20 - All My Tears 13:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 13:12 - Myles Is Old Now 19:58 - The Quality Expectation Event Horizon 26:37 - Done With Successors Pt 1 31:00 - Baldurs Gate 3 38:40 - Spiritual Successors Are Over Pt 2 54:55 - Unreasonable Asks 1:19:20 - Difficulty Made Meaningless 1:34:50 - Liking Open Worlds 1:44:18 - Unfairly Deflowered 1:51:50 - Truly Heinous 1:52:50 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 3 1:53:00 - Truly Heinous Continued 1:56:40 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 4 1:57:30 - Truly Heinous Finished 2:10:40 - DBZ Is True Kino 2:16:50 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam questions why the magic of SpongeBob Squarepants has never been fully recreated, Myles discusses the concept of "Fall Guy" media, and the boys dive into what truly makes a piece of art stand the test of time. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:21 - Gambling and Nolan Rambling 15:19 - Myles' Opinion Trauma 23:25 - Myles Link Statue 26:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 26:17 - Statue Continued 28:30 - This Is A Video Only Podcast II 29:00 - Moving Ain't Fun 33:50 - Yo Can Sam Talk About Riverdale 47:55 - The Biomes Of Prison 58:45 - Old Commercial Memories 1:05:40 - The Analogy Slips Away 1:13:25 - Bare Minimum Engagement 1:32:00 - Repulsive Visuals 1:35:55 - Compromised Visuals And Versions 1:42:17 - Living That Life 1:47:50 - Sam Accidentally Summons Undertaker 1:49:40 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet! Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points): Vitality (Endurance and Stamina) Work Ethic Challenge Prowess (Physical Fitness and Puzzle Skills) Charisma (Social Skills) Survival Skills (Fire Making, Food Prep, Hunting/Gathering) Perception (Instinct and Bullshit Tolerance) Luck (Idol Discovery and Rock Draw Probability)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTMAPS: 0:00 - Intro 2:45 - Moving In 4:25 - Everyone Has A Price 6:35 - New York Sucks 10:13 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 10:40 - New York Sucks Continued 14:50 - Myles' New Special Interest 41:00 - Show Subcultures 49:50 - Mechanics of Genre 1:02:45 - Discourse Malding, Crackhouse Seething 1:11:11 - Myles' Monster Rig 1:23:15 - Bananas For Gamebanana 1:36:45 - Fake Outro Is Fake 1:38:00 - Falling Off 1:46:10 - Squash The Beef Setlist Reveal 1:54:46 - True Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki... Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki... Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 1:20 - Myles Binges Turkey Tom 14:05 - Proper Recaps 22:25 - Sam Doesn't Miss Social Media 25:25 - Information Doesn't Stick For Sam 37:20 - Myles Is Never Losing 42:25 - The Chad Translation vs The Virgin Scanlation 45:00 - The Squash The Beef Tour 2023 55:10 - Hard vs. Punishing, or Is Super Mario Bros. HARDER Than Dark Souls? 1:10:00 - School Elections And Pirate Points 2:08:10 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul 0:00 - Intro 1:00 - The Effects Of Cope and Copium 35:50 - Aging Out Of Games Part 1 38:30 - The Day One Fallacy 41:30 - Can't Deal With Another Airy British Voice 46:25 - Sendups Vs Ripoff Nintendon'ts 1:02:25 - Knowing Your Place 1:14:25 - Aging Out Of Games Part 2 and Remake Fatigue 1:33:45 - It's Live Service Poverty Hours, Dude 1:38:40 - Myles Feels The Need To Stim 1:42:10 - Did You Know A Hat In Time Sucks 1:48:20 - Sudden Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:30 - Turned On To And By Veronica Mars 10:00 - Nostalgia Is A Weaponized Word 35:45 - Humor Needs An Update 58:25 - What Made Shows Compelling 1:13:50 - Fistfights Are Back With Creed 3 1:28:20 - Myles Has a Podcast Identity Crisis 1:29:50 - Immediate Interest Versus Gradually Increased Content 1:40:50 - Myles Thrives On His Own Malding 1:47:05 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 0:55 - Sam has Content™ 2:20 - Myles Is Disney's Biggest Jewish Supporter 12:20 - Pier Running 18:40 - The Cruise Experience And Culture 31:30 - Insider Info For Theme Parks 36:30 - Veronica Mars: Film Noir School 48:25 - Sam and Myles Miss Real Offensive Content 54:30 - Netflix Has Lost Its Edge 59:10 - Celebrities In Games 1:08:00 - Living Up To the Soulsborne Pedigree 1:16:10 - Time Is Media's True Critic: Zelda Edition 1:33:00 - Pining For More Powerful Nintendo 1:41:05 - Games As Problems To Solve 1:53:00 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia. For an extended 20+ Minute Segment cut from this week's episode, join the Discord, link below! New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQ Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 1:00 - Sam vs. The Riverside Support Squad 9:00 - A PLANETARY APOLOGY: Reverence Of Cult Classics 20:00 - Myles Beat TotK 26:00 - TotK Final Boss Discussion (Light Spoilers) 37:00 - Conquering The Streets 46:10 - Myles Will Only Use Stick 53:20 - The Tetris Movie 1:02:05 - A Very Sudden Old Cartoons Tangent 1:09:07 - Across The Spider-Verse (Spoilers) 1:15:20 - The Only Overrated Game 1:28:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 - Intro 2:20 - Not just winging it, free balling it 7:30 - Being defined by memes and jokes 22:00 - Eating Your Media Vegetables 29:00 - Pokemon Vegetables specifically 36:10 - Looking Back At The Games Industry 47:10 - Ai Love A.I. Art(ificial Intelligence) 1:00:10 - Myles Adores Charles Atlas Superpowers 1:05:25 - Movie Tie In Games 1:27:20 - Cyberpunk Is Gay (Factually) 1:36:45 - Gatekeeping Elitism 2:09:00 - The Parody Song Era 2:26:35 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouse Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku Army Outro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/ Character Art by: @CrossOutMedia Timestamps by: Unbound Soul Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 1:15 - How Was The Week? 3:00 - Metacritic 15:00 - Crackhouse Issues An Apology 16:20 - The Fascination With the Top 100 19:22 - Pruning the Dupes Out 27:25 - What Was Gatekept From the Top 100 34:15 - Legendary Honorable Mentions 37:10 - Dressing Down The Rating Scales 44:07 - Why Do Guns Suck Now? 48:55 - The User Rated Top 100 1:04:50 - Tears Of the Kingdom Side Tangent 1:07:50 - Myles Falls Down the Light Lark Rabbit Hole 1:16:50 - Myles Makes A Face-Turn For Spite 1:29:45 - The Moral Of The Episode: An Open Letter To Critics and Creatives 1:51:25 - Discussing the May 2023 Playstation Event 1:54:10 - Loving Bad Games and Wind Down Boolin' 2:00:30 - Outro