Going Rogue - A Podcast Story

We come to the conclusion of it all and the end of our characters. What changes will the series finale bring? Regardless, it's a celebration! Because after many viewings (and many drinks) we give the final (for now) word on Rogue One. Thanks for joining us.

After a very whiny prior episode, Allie and Jared bite their tongues and say everything they like about Rogue One. Only positivity, and love of the Star Wars universe. PLUS! The very best thing that Rogue One has in it is one of the best scenes in the entire franchise. What could it be?

In this episode, Allie and Jared mostly just complain. It's the "Rant Episode"! Why Tarkin was secretly a third of the triumvirate, Vader gets done dirty, out with the old, Tywin with the new, and if you can't tell that's CGI you legally shouldn't be allowed to drive. Did you ever think two people would talk for over 2 hours about Grand Moff Tarkin? "Who's Grand Moff Tarkin"? Oh...then skip this one.

A father? No: Mother. An assassination? No: A true change of heart. A mystical wizard? No: Character development. In this episode, Allie and Jared's version of Eadu changes everything.

Utterly pointless. Useless. Waste of our time. Bor Gullet doesn't know shit.

Cassian is the second lead of the film and takes us into a "new" tone of Star Wars film with his ruthless anti-hero tactics. So what's the problem? He's not an anti-hero.

Allie and Jared discuss their favorite part of the movie: the opening. In this episode they explore the hypothetical show pilot, and how they would make it more impactful with long stretches of little to no dialogue, more symbolism, and monotonous farm work.