Greenfield’s Finest Podcast

Send a text The boys are back talking Valentine’s Day recaps, Winter Olympics medal counts (Team USA sitting at 19 👀), and The Simpsons giving The Pitt an 800th episode shoutout. It’s officially Fish Sandwich Season in Pittsburgh, we revisit a legendary Hines Ward Batman moment. Corndick of the Week brings wild turkeys terrorizing delivery drivers, a Sydney steakhouse scam involving a strategically placed armpit hair, and a talking AI teddy bear that got way too comfortable giving knife and match advice. Brother in Arms features LSU’s Jake Brown’s outrageous home run celebration, “smart underwear” that tracks your farts for science, and Logan Paul casually setting a $16.5 million Pokémon card world record. Plus Gear Grinders and an all-time unhinged “What Would Greenfield Do” segment. Upcoming Butler Street Derby Comedy Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/butler-st-derby-comedy-spectacular-5-tickets-1982559778667?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send a text This week on Greenfield’s Finest, the crew recaps the Seahawks taking down the Patriots 29–13 in the Super Bowl and debates whether anyone is still watching the Winter Olympics. The Pittsburgh Scanner was quiet, so it basically turned into Gary’s personal therapy session via voicemail — and the guys are begging for more callers to step up. Then it’s time for Corndick of the Week, and somehow things escalate fast: a woman who liquefies her meals and snorts them, aggressive Wisconsin turkeys terrorizing a neighborhood, and a Maryland paramedic allegedly turning his workplace into a crime scene of bodily fluid. Brother in Arms brings some redemption with a die-hard NFL fan breaking two Guinness World Records, a long-lost class ring returned after 44 years, a guy making $32K a year scooping dog poop, and an 86-year-old Englishman fined for spitting out a leaf — who responded by calling an officer a “silly boy.” Plus: Gear Grinders and a round of “What Would Greenfield Do?” featuring gold bars, kidney-stone diamonds, public reading rules, and some wildly unfortunate anatomy hypotheticals. Upcoming Butler Street Derby Comedy Show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/butler-st-derby-comedy-spectacular-5-tickets-1982559778667?aff=ebdssbdestsearch Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The boys are finally back after a couple weeks off and there’s no easing into it. They celebrate six years of the show, shout out the sponsors who’ve kept the lights on, and invite everyone to come hang out for Bar Bingo at the Butler Street Derby while Pittsburgh continues doing what it does best: turning bad weather into a spectator sport. From Yinzers skiing down Pig Hill to a guy tying a rope to a car and street-skiing near Forbes, the snowstorm chaos sets the tone. Things only get wilder as the crew dives into nonstop Steelers madness, including a brutal loss to the Texans, Mike Tomlin’s departure, a full leadership reset, and Greenfield Mike stepping in as head coach. The Pittsburgh Scanner delivers as always with potholes swallowing cars, misplaced bathroom nose candy, paranormal groping accusations, and neighborhood parking wars. Add in unhinged voicemails, corndick of the week, uncomfortable dating stats, invisible art selling for real money, leaked celebrity DMs, fantasy football punishments in freezing temps, hotboxed Colorado towns, and the most brutal high school football stat line imaginable — and you’ve got another perfectly unhinged episode that could only happen in Pittsburgh. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

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Send us a text The Steelers are officially your AFC North Champions for the first time since our very first episode in January 2020, and the boys are fired up. We break down the 26–24 win over the Ravens, the missed kick that sealed it, the priest blessing the field before kickoff, and what the upcoming Wild Card matchup against the Texans might look like. Then it’s full chaos as we dive into the Pittsburgh Scanner—found firearms in Garfield, a hammered parent causing havoc in Squirrel Hill, and a stray cat feud getting way too serious on Mount Washington. Corndick of the Week delivers everything from the Jets setting an all-time embarrassing NFL record to Antarctica book-spoiler violence, rising fear of nature, and the wildest list of things doctors pulled out of people in 2025. We wrap with a true Brother in Arms story about a Long Island golfer breaking a Guinness World Record for charity, plus some classic What Would Greenfield Do debates that spiral exactly how you’d expect. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuByw... Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The boys are out this week so E.T. put together a compilation. See you all next week and Happy New Year!

Send us a text 🎄 Merry Christmas from Greenfield’s Finest! 🎄 The boys are back with a full-on Christmas episode, breaking down a wild holiday week in Pittsburgh and beyond. We kick things off with Steelers talk after the 29–24 win over the Lions, the internet yelling “rigged,” and DK Metcalf’s two-game suspension after confronting a fan — plus what that means heading into Browns and Ravens matchups. We also celebrate a legendary Pittsburgh moment as the Western Pennsylvania Sports Museum is officially renamed the Franco Harris Sports Museum on the anniversary of the Immaculate Reception. Then it’s straight into holiday chaos with the Pittsburgh Scanner: a Grinch property manager mad about homeless outreach downtown, a stolen Christmas tree in Marshall-Shadeland, and a Greyhound station hooch situation that got way out of hand. Corndick of the Week delivers a Christmas miracle as Jake Paul finally gets knocked out, Ice Spice sparks red carpet controversy, a man in an elf costume almost gets banned from Santa, and a dog somehow shoots its owner. Brother in Arms brings heart, laughs, and insanity with a diver surviving five days underwater, a mom weaponizing Photoshop to make her kid bathe, and a Sopranos craft services fun fact that’ll make you hungry. We wrap it all up with Christmas-themed What Would Greenfield Do? — Santa truth trauma, best and worst Christmas movies, and weird family traditions. Pour some eggnog, sit back, and enjoy a very Pittsburgh Christmas episode. 🎅🎄 Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The boys are back after a snowy Pittsburgh week where the plows were missing, cars were sliding, and chaos felt inevitable. We break down the Steelers’ solid 28–15 win over the Dolphins, then dive straight into the Pittsburgh Scanner with bootleg Steelers merch being sold out of a box truck downtown and a legendary Burger King moment on East Carson involving flying cheeseburgers. Corndick of the Week delivers peak nonsense, from a DoorDash driver caught pepper-spraying someone’s food “because of a spider,” to In-N-Out retiring order number 67, NASCAR executives roasting their own fans in leaked texts, and Michael Jordan taking the whole sport to court. Brother in Arms brings everything from a naked guy working out at Planet Fitness, 50 Cent choosing ABC so inmates can watch his Diddy takes, GameStop accepting taxidermy animals for store credit, and Andy Dick doing Andy Dick things. We wrap it all up with Gear Grinders and some truly unhinged What Would Greenfield Do questions, including Bitcoin vs lottery tickets and the most cursed poop math you’ve ever heard. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text We’re back after a week off, and the boys kick things off by catching up on Thanksgiving, football misery, and why Steelers fans were booing during “Renegade.” We break down the loss to the Bills, the bounce-back win over the Ravens, Tomlin addressing the “Fire Tomlin!” chants. Then it’s on to this week’s matchup with the Dolphins before diving head-first into a brand-new batch of Pittsburgh Scanner insanity—featuring a cone-headed pedestrian, a mailman menaced by a raccoon, and a full-blown liquor-store raccoon blackout. From there we roll into Corndick of the Week: Kim K’s low-activity brain scan, Tokyo’s smart toilets that forgot how to flush, Ric Flair accusing Hulk Hogan of dying from street drugs, Oxford naming “rage bait” the term of the year, and Tara Reid claiming she was drugged after a rough night at a hotel bar. Then, in Brother in Arms, we cover everything from the world’s biggest fossilized Viking turd to the oldest “your mom” joke, Dick Van Dyke turning 100, and one Texas man who celebrated his divorce with giant glitter signs on his lawn. After a quick break we hit Gear Grinders, then wrap it up with “What Would Greenfield Do?”—from Black Friday war stories to the drinking games everyone should know. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The boys were shoveling snow this week so her is a compilation. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys break down the Steelers’ 28–31 loss to the Bears, Ja’Marr Chase’s spit-gate apology to Jalen Ramsey, and a fully furnished “homeless mansion” popping up on 2nd Ave with actual hours of operation. Then it’s another wild run through the Pittsburgh Scanner featuring a guy on Carson who thinks he pissed off the mafia, kids in a parking garage blasting passing cars with a fire extinguisher, and a Hill District caller convinced Putin has her under surveillance. In Corndick of the Week, the guys get into the Brazilian influencer divorcing herself, a repeat bank robber trying to hit the same exact bank nine years later, a message-in-a-bottle that came back with a hate-mail letter, and three dudes in Algeria caught sneaking onto a ship disguised as sheep. Brother in Arms brings a feel-good throwback with 20,000 bikers riding for a terminally ill kid, plus a Spokane man who stole a bus just to run the route—and actually did a decent job. They close it out with Gear Grinders and What Would Greenfield Do, debating Thanksgiving pies, holiday tweaks, and whether real men go over the waistband or use the fly at the urinal. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

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Send us a text This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys are back with a loaded episode! Mike talks about hosting Impractical Jokers’ Joe Gatto at the Pittsburgh Improv, while the crew breaks down the Steelers’ rollercoaster 2 weekS — a win over the Colts, a loss to the Chargers, and a roster shake-up that sent fan-favorite Beanie Bishop packing. They also weigh in on George Pickens’ taunting penalty, Jayden Daniels’ gnarly elbow injury, and Antonio Brown’s latest headline-grabbing arrest. Over in the ‘Burgh, College GameDay’s rolling into town, the Mon Incline went full “Die Hard rescue mission,” and the Pittsburgh Scanner is absolutely unhinged — naked greeters, mooning neighbors, and a dude with an axe in the Strip. The guys also roast TikTok’s “onion feet” trend, discuss Leslie Jones calling out Tony Hinchcliffe, and say goodbye to Ridiculousness after 14 years. Stick around for Brother in Arms and What Would Greenfield Do? — where the boys debate Christmas decorations, old wives’ tales, and the most overrated beer on the market. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text This week we have a compilation for you from 21 past episodes. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The Boys Plus Jack are in the building—it’s Episode 300! Greenfield’s Finest Podcast hits a massive milestone this week, and Eagle Tits surprises the crew with a special gift to celebrate 300 episodes of chaos, laughs, and Pittsburgh pride. The gang looks back on six years of GFP—over 30,000 minutes of content—and dives into everything from Steelers heartbreak and weird Pittsburgh scanner calls to plastic surgery in Silicon Valley, Apple’s glitchy new update, and America’s cheese obsession. They recap the Steelers’ loss to Green Bay, look ahead to the Colts matchup, and debate how much cheese they really eat in a year. The guys also discuss a new study that says men should hang out with their friends twice a week, NASA’s confirmation of a new “mini moon,” and the latest breakthrough that could finally cure baldness. It’s a packed 300th episode full of laughs, wild news, and hometown nonsense—don’t miss this one!

Send us a text This week on Greenfield’s Finest Podcast, the boys are back breaking down the Steelers loss to the Bengals. Mike Tomlin called out the Browns’ GM over that Joe Flacco trade. Broderick Jones made headlines after tackling his own Aaron Rodgers, Jerry Jones got fined for flipping off Jets fans (allegedly by accident), and NBC’s B1G SATURDAY banner had some... unfortunate placement. In this week’s Pittsburgh Scanner Report, someone called 911 after taking 500mg of edibles, another guy got flashed on Wood Street, and the city’s gone so quiet that cops are handling parking complaints. The guys also talk about airlines charging to recline seats, China’s 24-hour traffic jam, Kim K not knowing what milk costs, Gen Z’s “rawdogging life” challenge, and a new study claiming masturbation might lower prostate cancer risk. A Pittsburgh teacher breaks a Steel Curtain record, MTV shuts down its music channels, and a 69-year-old grandpa literally commits a crime just to hang out with his grandson in prison. All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast! Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text It’s the Greenfield’s Finest Podcast 300th Episode Celebration! 🎉 To gear up for the big milestone, the boys are taking a trip down memory lane — from the wild days at Idiot Radio with Todd to the chaos of the new studio and everything in between. This compilation is packed with classic GFP moments: Z-Bird’s accidental texts, Jack’s puffy nips and cold plunges, Kenny’s legendary first call and questionable “jerk” demo, the unforgettable live shows, voicemails from the vault, and some of the best stories ever told on the pod — from poop mishaps to celebrity scandals. Whether you’ve been rocking with the guys since day one or you’re new to the madness, this is the ultimate GFP time capsule leading up to Episode 300! Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/ TIME CODES: 00:00:50 - Jack's A Handy Man 00:02:13 - Vinny Chooch Intro 00:02:20 - Last Episode at Idiot Radio with Todd/The Storm of the Century 00:06:21 - Kordell Stewart/Schenley Park 00:10:43 - Nelly Loses 300k Duffel Bag 00:17:58 - Kanye West Pete Davidson Diss Track 00:19:50 - MGK & Megan Fox Get Married 00:22:53 - GFP Measuring Contest 00:25:12 - Goodbye To Todd 00:27:39 - New Studio/Frick Park Bridge Collapse 00:33:46 - Tom Brady Retirement 00:37:35 - Kanye Spreads Rumors About Pete Davidson 00:41:01 - Jack's Back at the Gym/Mike McCarthy Podcast 00:45:57 - Brookline Sink Hole 00:47:11 - Jack's Puffy Nips 00:48:04 - Jack Responds to Slander 00:50:41 - Our First Voicemail 00:58:31 - BREAK 01:00:40 - Polish Hill Kenny's First Call & Other Voicemails 01:11:10 - Jack Challenges Kenny to a Nip Off 01:16:39 - Donnie Iris & Bill Crawford 01:18:15 - Big Gritty Welsh & Upcoming Live Show 01:20:07 - Z-Birds First Comedy Special/The Boys First Time Inside WDVE 01:31:19 - GFP Live Show 01:33:52 - Origin of Gritty Welsh 01:34:55 - Z-Bird & Jack Poop Their Pants 01:38:11 - Z-Bird Sends Accidental Text To Jack 01:40:06 - The Speed of Load 01:42:05 - Jack's Doing Aerobics 01:45:49 - Jack vs Kenny Nip Off 01:47:26 - Live Show Retrospective 02:03:42 - Jack Tries Cold Plunging 02:08:21 - Scuba Steve Calls In 02:11:10 - The Rock Films Himself Doing A "Good Deed" 02:14:19 - 19 Year Old Proposes to 76 Year Old Billionaire Girlfriend 02:19:04 - Can Your Lady Fart In Front Of You? 02:19:14 - BREAK 02:20:03 - Rather Be Boofing T-Shirt 02:22:07 - Kenny Shows Us How To Jerk 02:23:36 - Kenny's 1st Episode 02:28:18 - AB Calls Matt Canada Hitler 02:31:56 - 10 Year Old In Brookline Steals Bobcat 02:32:55 - Episode 200 02:38:41 - No Nut November 02:40:30 - Baby LJ 02:41:45 - Caleb Williams Crying After Game 02:45:06 - Over Circumsized 02:47:49 - Yosh vs Kenny Cage Fight Saga 03:11:49 - BREAK 03:14:58 - Booger Eaters & More Voicemails 03:26:37 - Plane Fats & The Stench Squad 03:36:11 - Stolen AC 03;39;42 - 1800DDASH 03:42:59 - What Would Greenfield Do?

Send us a text The Steelers might’ve had a bye week, but the rest of the AFC North sure didn’t — and it wasn’t pretty. The guys talk Joey Porter Jr.’s return, Trevor Lawrence’s wild 4th quarter play, and all the chaos from the Pittsburgh Scanner: dice games in Market Square, a brawl threat at Pamela’s, and a Carrick mom who caught her son “shaboinking” during school hours. Then it’s onto Corndick of the Week with LeBron’s fake retirement tease, Diddy’s prison sentence, and a woman who faked an active shooter just to “trauma bond” with her coworkers. They wrap it up with wild headlines — a couple divorcing after catfishing each other, a new bone-healing glue from China, Shaq clapping back at dating rumors, and Little Caesars offering free pizza to the homeless. Plus, the boys debate bad guy names, worst movie endings, and which horror villain they could actually survive. All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast! Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The Steelers pulled off a nail-biter in Dublin, topping the Vikings 24–21, but not without some drama — third-string QB Skylar Thompson was jumped and robbed on Friday night, and injuries to Jalen Ramsey and Calvin Austin II could spell trouble heading into the bye week. We also check in on the wild Clemente Wall court case, where the fan who fell 21 feet at PNC Park showed up to support his buddy facing charges. And of course, the Pittsburgh Scanner delivers: mooning neighbors, weed-smoking grandmas, lemonade kids with “guns,” and a porch visit that turned out to be just a friend. From Tai Lopez’s alleged $112M Ponzi scheme to the arrest of “Penis Man,” Kanye’s unhinged betrayal list, and a Jimmy Dean sausage recall for wood splinters (yes, really), this one is stacked. We’ve got fart stories from Arnold, Cardi B’s wisdom on “favorite eaters,” and even a guy dressed as Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore tackling the 18-18-18 golf challenge. Toss in the world’s fastest 100-meter sprint on all fours, landlord IP theft, and a grandma tossing coins in a jet engine — and you’ve got a perfect Greenfield’s Finest mix of football, chaos, and pure nonsense. All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast! Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/

Send us a text The Steelers take down the Patriots 21–14, but the real test is coming next week when they head to Dublin to face the Vikings. We get into Terry Bradshaw throwing shade at Tomlin, Najee Harris’ scary injury, and why the Steelers might still have a shot. Plus, we look back at the Pittsburgh man who thought lemon juice would make him invisible during a bank robbery (spoiler: it didn’t) and run through another wild batch of Pittsburgh Scanner calls—foot chases, stingy weed-smoking kids, and some questionable downtown “tours.” From a school employee selling 11 lawnmowers on Facebook Marketplace, to a bus driver threatening to “cook” kids with the heater, to Samsung putting ads on your fridge—this episode has it all. We dive into LA Comic-Con’s creepy Stan Lee hologram, TikTok Rapture predictions, and a horse-sized Reddit confession that had us crying. Brother in Arms brings exploding toilets, a Brazilian student who partied four days with a bullet in his head, and the sad tale of a guy who just wanted a massage. All that and more on this week's episode of Greenfield's Finest Podcast. Check out our upcoming events, social media, and merch sale at the link below ⁠⁠ https://linktr.ee/GFP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7viuBywVXF4e52CHUgk1i5 Produced by Lane Media ⁠ https://www.lanemediapgh.com/