Association Fantasy Football Cast United — FPL Pod

This week the boys are back at it. Derek is filled with doom and gloom, Charlie with cheer and rainbows. I know, it felt weird in the room too. We talk Arsenal's keeper choice, Julian Alvarez, giving up on Rashford and much more!

I hope you're prepared for a depressed Derek, because that's what we've got this week. After Charlie's mighty Tottenham Hotspur ran roughshod over United, Derek is a broken man. Trust me, it sounds a lot more fun than I've made it seem. Alongside the melancholy, we're asking the big questions about the Jetsons nobody was brave enough to ask before.

It's week two and one of us is already taking an eight point hit... that's FPL for ya, babay! We've got all the picks for you heading in to week two including replacements for KDB, insane overreactions to everything and finally coming to grips with the fact that we're going to be captaining Haaland every week until Boxing Day 2027.

We're back! Well, at least two of us are. By the time this posts we will have blown up our teams at least 15 additional times, but here are our thoughts on the eve of the Premier League season.

We're back for a double game week extravaganza! Charlie laments every absurd thing to happen with Spurs, Durno tells us to not worry about that yellow triangle for Rashford and the boys accomplish the near impossible in a game of rock paper scissors. Or did they? You'll never know because this isn't a visual medium. Have fun with us this week!

DO NOT BLOW UP YOUR TEAM THIS WEEK!!!! Stop tinkering.

This week the boys discuss the travel destinations they'll never be able to go to, Ivan Toney's upcoming suspension, the irritation that is Martinelli and much more.

This week the boys are still down a man, but not because our keeper got an idiotic red card before a cup final. We discuss some embarrassing conversations we've had, the double game week, the blanks on the game week, Marcus Rashford and much more!

This week the boys prepare for another double game week, start to consider the ramifications of the upcoming blank week 25, celebrate Marcus Rashford, whine about Hugo Lloris' injury and a whole lot more. It's fun! I promise.

We're back! It's been two long months since you've been forced to listen to our nonsense, but we were finally able to get together an record a pod again. Well, two of the three of us were. We talk about the wild deadline day and what it means for FPL, the draft pick ups we're lining up for, whether or not Everton is too hopeless to earn a new coach bump and more. It's great to be back!

Good news, everybody! This is the last time you're going to have to listen to this podcast until late December! We prep for the final weekend of Premier League action before the stupidest World Cup of all time. We discuss Arsenal defense, City offense and a bunch of stuff in between. Listen up, cause you're going to miss us. I guarantee it.

This week the boys are actually in the same room together. So no awkward internet delays and much more picking on each other! Huzzah! We discuss the wild card/world cup free hit situation, Newcastle's wealth of options, how Son's injury may impact the rest of the squad and more.

Apologies for our lack of diligence lately. Sometimes life, uh, gets in the way. But Derek and Charlie are back to talk fantasy premier league! We discuss possibly not captaining Haaland, accidental free hits, the enigma that is Danny Ward and more.

So we've all learned our lesson and are captaining Haaland so going to need a few differentials in the rest of the XI.

The boys talk through Salah v KDB v the masculine urge to bring in Son immediately.

This week the boys are raging at having their beloved matches taken away from them for the passing of... well, we're American. We have some deeply rooted irritations with certain outdated traditions. But we mostly talk about the weird week ahead, whether or not to free hit, whether or not to wild card and more!

This week we're all back together again and PREDICTING THE FUTURE. Let's just say that this was recorded hours before a certain coach was sacked. We also talk about the 12,000 dopes who took Haaland off their squad, our thoughts on Nick Pope and a lot more.

The transfer deadline has come and gone, and somehow Ronaldo is still on United. Yet that didn't even come up this week because there was so much to get to! Are we bringing Darwin back in? How excited are we about Auba's return? Will anybody captain someone not named Haaland at any point the rest of the season? Listen up and find out those answers and more!

This week the boys are all back together over a sort of dodgy Zoom connection! Seriously, apologies for the connection. We discuss Liverpool's woes, how Haaland is a generational talent but extremely boring to watch, how Leeds has become America's team and much more.

Here I go, again, on my own. Going down the only road I've ever known. Like a drifter I was born to walk alone. Wait, when you walk through a storm!