You've Got A Minute - A You've Got Mail Podcast

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Disclaimer: We got the name of the grocery store wrong. We have become the worst versions of ourselves. Now, let's move on so we can talk about the Joe Fox Reality Distortion Field! That man is not human. He clearly has some sort of hypnotic super power, and I am not okay with this!

Kathleen Kelly does everything in her diminishing power to avoid Joe Fox at a grocery store, only to wind up on the wrong end of an angry New York mob! If only some charming benefactor for the masses would come to her rescue.

In this episode we get literally -one sentence- that isn't a lyric to a Louie Armstrong bop. The good news is that every other word of this minute is a Louie Armstrong bop. Write in and tell us about your first internet relationship!

How many days have passed since the party? It is unclear! You know what else is unclear? The game that Robert Ford referenced when his younger-self-robot was talking to the Man in Black in the desert in season 2. Also unclear: why did Dolores tell Teddy that it was going to all end with the two of them together? What were we talking about?

Listener, do YOU ever feel like you've become the worst version of yourself? Do you ever zing strangers, family members, friends, or lovers? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about? If not, find out in this minute!

What started with a white wine and stoli on the rocks ends with something relevant for our times: a book about the Luddite movement in 19th century England. The battle of Vince's dinner party is over, but the war is just beginning.

It’s a battle of the couples when Joe and Kathleen are joined by the King and Queen of Narcissism – Frank and Patricia. There are egos to stroke, over the counter sleep meds to recommend, and judgmental eyes to blink ad nauseam. All in the next minute!

In an episode chock-full of dialogue, Chey and Eli take their first stab at RE-ENACTING You’ve Got Mail. Is it good? Is it bad? Did it just barely miss the cut off for the 2020 Emmys? Dear listeners, this award-winning performance is only 60 seconds away.

There is a social contract we all agree to when caviar is present at a party. But Joe Fox, entitled white man extraordinaire, has an addendum. Hostesses – hide your garnish, there’s a big bad Fox in town.

Kathleen learns that this handsome man is none other than Joe Fox. This night couldn't get any worse if she had to drag Frank out without his shirt on again.

We're coming up, so you better get us a stoli on the rocks with a twist! Joe Fox finds himself trapped at a party with the charming Kathleen Kelly. Can he Scooby Doo sneak his way out of this one? Tune in to find out!

The mystery woman in the window is revealed! We won’t give her identity away just yet, but we will tell you she’s got some FIRE opinions about a certain “nut” in the observer…

Move? TO BROOKLYN?! In 1998, rent control is $450 a month and Brooklyn is the shit hole of New York. What a time to be alive. But in the darkness that is 2020, we’ve got 1 question for you, dear listeners: have you ever been trapped by someone wrapping your child-like hands in yarn?

Fox books opens, everything is 35% off, there is a literary Lady Liberty and … commemorative cups? As the Fox boys celebrate a successful launch, there’s trouble in paradise at the Shop Around the Corner…. to the tune of $1200.

Oh ho ho, we’ve made it a quarter through the film and to the opening day of Fox Books! What snack will you bring to a new bookstore with lounge chairs, dear listener? A Baked Potato? With salt and pepper, perhaps? What casual and normal behavior for you to exhibit in this public place!

The! Price! Is! ... Wrong in the shop around the corner as Joe checks out a hefty stack of books for Matt and Annabelle while also checking out… Kathleen’s mom? Enchanting, Joe, enchanting.

But don’t tell anyone! In perhaps the film’s most memorable monologue, Kathleen lays down the hammer on Fox Books. Are they helping children become whoever it is they’re going to be? WELL JOE? ARE YOU?!

Sneezes, handkerchiefs, embroidery, oh my! As the shop around the corner saga continues, Meg Ryan delivers a performance that redefines Cheyenne’s understanding of what it means to be an actor.

Folks, it doesn’t really matter what happens in this minute of You’ve Got Mail, because in this episode of YGAM, Cheyenne and Eli imagine a modern remake starring America’s OTHER favorite couple: J. Lo and Matthew McConaughey