Boners of The Heart Podcast

Snedheads and Matafans rejoice - Rose and Alice have taken the stage for this one-off episode, recorded in front of the live studio audience. Luckily, in the last two years since the last episode not a whole lot has happened so it's only the important issues in this one. Liam Hemsworth's too long hair, Ellen Degeneres I-Told-You-So and The Top Celeb Couples of 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to leave in. Then, it's essentially couples' therapy with an acknowledgment that despite all the fighting and bickering - this is the very closest to a relationship Rose has ever experienced with another person. Meanwhile Alice's co-dependent relationships abound and some light ruminations on fears about marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy through a lack of onscreen representation. Aussie Annie makes an unwelcome return. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laughs in this one but sometimes you have to get heavy, y'know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. Both Alice and Rose recorded this episode lying down and Alice is currently on her period. Email bonersoftheheart@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A episode of Boners start with donuts, continues with Alice's vape struggle, rounds the barriers to both gals potential political careers and ends with a realisation that having to stand by your own opinions is too hard. Why does anyone do it? Also - Chris Martin is hot and no correspondence will be entered into on this matter. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose are back in lockdown together and that can mean only one thing - more Boners of The Heart! Alice is claiming vehemently that this show passes the Béchamel Sauce Test. Rose is under pressure to figure out whether she's getting too famous to lust after celebrities, and worse still, if it's still a valid podcast premise in 2020. Greg The Egg gets a good, strong look in and Russell Crowe is very much off the list. May not have ever actually been on it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice defends Kelly Clarkson despite Rose not bringing her up or having any opinion about her. Alice attacks Rose for her choice to be a strong, independent woman who doesn't reply to texts. Have you noticed that Rose writes these descriptions? I wonder if she'll ever know (she won't). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today's episode! We discuss: regretful covid purchases, depression, optimism and sleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gorgeous girlies speak on their frequency of showers, memories of sex and Rose continues to campaign for the podcast to end for good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose have finished their travel isolation and have been legally separated. Will their natural chemistry still translate over Zoom? No. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A little trailer letting people know what's up now for The Boners of The Heart from here on. TL;DL Rose and Alice are parting ways but will still be recording episodes. Thanks to the Sneddens and bonersoftheheart@gmail.com is still the email aadress for all your late night drunk messages! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose talk at length about what they find attractive in a person. Alice paints a picture of an egg while Rose lies on the couch in the sun. They round it out with an unhinged act out of Dolly Parton meeting Holly Hunter in the bathrooms of the 2002 Hurricane Katrina fundraiser. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An extra long episode recorded from Alice's bed. Alice and Rose talk Ellen, argue about Alice's lack of hobbies but mostly talk about the downsides of capitalism. It's a long one so we honestly won't be offended if you don't listen to the whole thing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose tease their live debate on Friday re: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and reassure you that their friendship is intact. At one point Alice has to go down to turn the garden tap off for her dad, and they critique Florence Pugh's instagram salad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose have an incredibly heated discussion over who is more in the wrong in the 2003 film 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days'. P.S. They remain friends for now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose have a heated debate over manners. That's the whole episode. Expect nothing more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose j'accuses Alice of looking at her underarm hair for too long. They tackle large philosophical problems with very little knowledge on the subject. Rose barely talks Alice out of getting fillers. Alice's dad fills the compost bin quite noisily. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice and Rose bicker over who has done the ‘bulk of the cooking’ in the flat. They talk ideal celeb isolation buddies, as well a new foray into a segment they will invariably forget to keep doing, “How is Elio masturbating today in isolation?” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a weekend off podcasting, ALice and Rose are back and so is Rose's period - at the stoke of midnight. Like a church bell. Your hosts rate the cast of Succession, tell a dog to be quiet a lot and have approximately 3 - 5 mini fights in this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.