Soooo... We Were DRUNKkk

HEH 2020!!! Si iishe tu🤦🏻‍♀️ Just when you think you’re out of the woods every month inasema “Hold my Beer🍺!” Mara Corona, tena lockdown, Alafu Curfew! Waaah🤦🏻‍♀️ How y’all dealing with it? Find out what we think and how we’re coping on our latest episode🎉

Heyyy SWWD FAM🔥🎉🎉 Ushaiturn up ukaswear hutawai lewa tena?❌ Unaskia ni kama umegongwa na Lorry⁉️ Ulipea Okwonkwo na hakuwezana❓😂 Kansoul wamekuitia ambyulans🚑 ama umekunywa Supu 🥃❓❓ Tuko Wengi!!! Don’t worry🔥🔥 Hatuna time For Rest sisi si Karura🌲🌲 SWWD Got you Covered! Find out how to outsmart your hangover.

“You attempted to call SWWD but we were not available” but NOW WE ARE!! “WAZZZAAAPPPP!!!” Everything and anything you need to know about our lives in 2019 - After University. ADULTING IS A LIE!!!!!

Hey SWWD fam, it's been a minute.. 🙈 We appologise, we are back with yet another litty episode for y'all 💃🏽 Have you heard of the 7 deadly sins? 😏 Will they prevent you from going to heaven? 🙊 Listen to what we thought about them😁😅😅 Don't forget to follow us on our social media @soweweredrunk on all platforms.. Share! Share! Share!

Oya oya oyaaaa🙋🏾 Ni mbogi ya SooWeWereeDrunk In Adi Area😎 Unaweza tuita SWWD ama unaweza tudownload tuingie kwa simu yako na utajibamba pris 😎😂 Kuna vitu mayengs' huleta parasha na ndyangara mingi sana na hukatsia maboy design ya noma😂😂 Ooh sijui PEKEJENG' hawajui kucheza na rada, ooh kuomba omba, ooh kuperemba majumper, oooh eeeh (All the sheng' we have known just by the Kenyan Music Scene 😂😂) Anywaaaaaaaay fam!!! This podcast will have ladies wondering if that's what they do, guys will be giving highkey claps in agreement😂😂 Question is, are you ready, tukupeleke na rieng'? For further translations, tuone kando on our DMs😂 @soweweredrunk on every platform

Hey SWWD fam.. Ati who’s pregnant??🤰🏾 When did this happen? 😱 Alafu Weston ikaingilia wapi? 🏨 Animal orphanage looks like fun though We're celebrating J's birthday in today's podcast 😎 Join us as we talk about motherhood👩‍👧‍👦 And to all mommys out there we love you❣

Heyyyy SWWD fam🎉🎉 Have you missed us?? Juu kuna vile we’ve missed you soo much😭 So much soo that we need y’all to tell us how to breathe with “no air”🌬 Ama Juu ya Hii baridi siku hizi ni ku”pandana” 🦵🏽🦵🏼 mmekua ma extra wajanja😎 Ni ngoma gani mpya we unapenda unapenda? 🎶 🎶 Anywayyyy.... can someone tell us what’s up with the current Kenyan scene?? Tuanzie the music down to the tv shows on air... To find out more Just click on the link and enjoy🔥🔥

Things Guys Do That Girls Hate.... No 5 will SHOCKETH you!😱😵 Kumbe Uko na dame chini ya maji🤦🏻‍♀🤐, Waaah na kumbe Wewe ni mchochi??😩, Na Mbona umeeka chem na nywele zenyewe hauna...🦹🏽‍♂ Mara ahsyeieuwgdvdoekwgdysl.... Ah ah🙅🏾🙆🏾🙅🏾🙆🏾 Just head on and listen to the podcast already!

So don’t go looking at me with that look in your eye👀 you really ain’t going away without a fight🤼‍♂🤼‍♀ you can’t be reasoned with I’m done being polite🙅🏽🙅🏾‍♂ I’ve told you 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6000 times Haven’t I made it obvious🤷🏽‍♀🗣 haven’t I made it clear🧐 want me to spell it out for you?!🖍 *F.R.I.E.N.D.S* Hey SWWD fam!! Join us today as we discuss friends featuring our new friends and fellow podcasters “TOTSM” - *Tales of The Sippa Men*

Hiiii SWWD fam!🥃 Happy new week!! and you know what that means....💃🏻💃🏻💃🏾 Let’s talk about SEX 🍆🍑baby! Let’s talk about YOU👉🏽and ME👈🏼let’s talk about all the good👍🏼things and the bad 👎🏽things that may be... let’s talk about : SEX ED💏 ft PORN&NUDES??🍑👅💦🤷🏽‍♀🤷🏾‍♀ You definitely don't want to miss out on this! 🤩

In Game of Thrones, you either win or die 😎 In our game, you either win, take a shot or DIE in laughter 🤣 Listen to our 11th episode - WINTER IS HERE, LET THE GAMES BEGIN (HAVE YOU EVER???) Will, you win? 🤷 Will you take shots? 😉 Or will you die in laughter? 🤣

Hey SWWD! ( Sooo We Were Drunkkkk!) fam!🍸🥃 Happy Easter to you and yours🎉 And to celebrate this Easter we have another episode for y’all 💃🏻💃🏻 Are you ready for the craziness? 🤪The madness? 🥵The LOVEEEEEE 😍or is it the LUSSTTTT😈 Catch the latest buzz💤💤 on this week’s episode: Are you still together? MTAACHANA TU!! 🏃🏽‍♀🏃🏽‍♂ Tune in and chat us up on our social media! And SHARE SHARE SHARE! 👉🏽👈🏼

How about Wasee wasee!!!🍻 We are soo sorry we didn’t release a podcast last week... we were busy with them books📚 Cz we have to go catch that paper💸💸 buuuutttt finalllyyyyyyyy!!!! WE ARE DONE WITH FREAKIN 8-4-5 SYSTEM!!!! And what better way to leave than to do what we love?💁🏽‍♀ Catch our podcast right here guys! Click the link and enjoy ‘so we were Drunk’ talking about “TULICHEZWA +8-4-5 SYSTEM SHUTDOWN” 🎙 (drops mic)

Just one shot they said🥃...it will be fun they said🥴..... Small small(kidogo kidogo) wameita ambulans🏥 juu niko maji😭 na story naambiwa🤯.... It wasn't me🙅🏽...And if it was...I WAS DIRUNKKKK 🥴😂😂😂

Hey guyyyyysssss!!!🎙🎙🎙 🎶I got a question for you🎶 (que Mary j. Blige) Mnakumbuka form one?🤔🤔 Ukienda DH na kuna mtu aliiba mkate yako? 🍞 Or ukienda dorm na mtu alichapa box yako butterfly? 🦋 Na ule ninja alichuna mattress yako Ndio apanguze kiatu?🤦🏾‍♀🤦🏽‍♂Alafu ukienda home wanaanza kuleta zile back to school adverts😭😭 Yess you read right! Let’s go back to highschool 🛴🏨

#SoWeWereDrunk

Battle of the CRAZY EXES!

Hey beautiful people... Another podcast is out y'all!! Missing Persons Headlines: *Still missing... MY PERIODS!Utaambia nini watu? Let's talk pregnancy scares 🙆🏽 and contraceptives!

Roses are red🌹 Violets are blue💙 Listen to our podcast, 'so we were drunk' and you will be too😜 HAHA 'He did WHAAATT?!' No. 2 will shock you😂 Listen and share😜... You don't want to laugh alone😜

This episode focuses on our first year experience in University. From getting our calling letters to Moi University, to living the hostel life, to moving to a totally new county, our first loves and anything and everything that came with our first year.