Monsieur So British Podcast

The first two weeks of confinement and lockdown in rural France, the humans are struggling, the dogs are misbehaving, the horse has taken to drink... and there's no end in sight.

Back in the hospital our 'hero' tries a series of euphemisms to describe various invasive procedures and then frets, and nearly drowns, and insults some goats while waiting for the test results.

The training of Kipper the puppy begins, the training of the adults around the poor kid may take a while longer...

It's not all ups in comedy-land. There's a touch of mental health in this one, physical health and how scented candles are absolutely no bloody use.

A trip to New York, booked in haste, turns out to be the trip of a lifetime...

Ian Moore, comedian and author has lost his love of Christmas, will he find it again in 2019? There may be tears involved...

It's the busiest time of the year for a circuit stand-up comedian, that means a lot of travel. And that means a lot of ways to make Ian's life much, much harder.

It's back to the hospital for more 'opinions', if only Ian could get some sleep at some point. WARNING: Contains a very tired sounding comedian.

Episode 8 and this time Ian battles rampant faceless bureaucracy, a broken tumble dryer, cat sick and kid called Benoit.

This week, Ian is upstaged firstly by a 10 year old and then by a 90 year old. There really is no winning if you're a middle aged grump whacked out on painkillers, but at least you're not a castrated puppy.